Hajimete No Aku 2

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(Top Text- Second serialized chapter! HAJIMETE NO AKU)

(Sfx- Chun chun chun * Tweet tweet tweet*)

Kyouko: Fuwaa----

(Sfx- Gu gu *shiver*)

Kyouko: Geez, Last night was tough too…

I’m still tired…

(Sfx- Ton *tmp*)

Eiko: Good Morning Kyouko-chan!

Kyouko: Oh, Good mornin’ Oneechan.

You’re up really early….how did you sleep?

(Sfx- Paatsu *taap*)

(Side text- It’s been one night since she met the pure evil Akuno Jiro….)

Eiko: Well back when I was working for the organization, I didn’t get much sleep…

So I’ve learned how to even now, operate on very little rest.

Kyouko: This organization sounds more useless than evil.

(Bottom- A special 34 pages!)

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HAJIMETE NO AKU
Chapter 2: Confession Seal
FUJIKI SHUN

(Side text- Trouble after trouble in the second chapter of this new evil serialization!)

(Center text- We might live together, but I still don’t know a thing about this evil organization of his!!)

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{The story up until now.}

(Boxes- Kyouko, Jiro, Eiko, Dad)

{I’m living in the same house as my cousin and his sister; who are lying low because they’re part of an evil organization. However her little brother is a nuisance…}

Kyouko: Allright.

Eiko: Hm? Where are you going?

Newspaper?

Kyouko: Well, that and something else.

I wanted to check on Jiro.

He did end up sleeping in a doghouse overnight…

(For making up wild stories after reading her notebook, this was his punishment.)

Eiko: He’ll be fine, he’s tougher than the average person.

Kyouko: Even so, I’d like to check on him.

Jiro? You alive out there?

(Sfx- Chaka chaka *Clatter clatter*)

(Sfx- pikun *pik*)

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Pochi: Woof woof!

(Sfx- Hah hah hah)

Kyouko: Huh?

It’s just you here Pochi?

Now where did he get to? Did he run away?

Geez, I didn’t think he was so sensitive.

Pochi: If it’s Jiro you want, I believe he went to take a shower.

Kyouko: Oh?

Is that all? I’ll check there then. Thanks Pochi!

That guy had me worried for nothing.

(Sfx- Suta suta *Tmp tmp*)

(Sfx- Pitari *Tap*)

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Kyouko: Po---Chi?

(Sfx: Gogogogogogo *ruuuuumble*)

(Sfx- Gigigi *grind*)

Pochi: Yes? What’s wrong? Is it time for breakfast mademoiselle?

Eiko: Oh wow! You guys have a talking dog?

Awesome!

Kyouko: I’m sure this is a figment of my imagination…

(Sfx- gata gata *Shake shake*)

Kyouko: Wait…I think I know who’s behind this….

(Sfx- Nushi nushi *pant pant*)

(Sfx- Dododododdo *Tmptmptmptmptmp*)

Kyouko: Hey Jiro!!

You did that to Pochi---

(Sfx- Bamu *Bam!*)

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Jiro: What is it Kyouko?

You’re certainly noisy considering how early it is.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *ruuuuumble*)

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Kyouko: Um..that’s uh…

So..Sorry!!

Jiro: What is it? Spit it out already.

(Sfx- Zun zun *stamp stamp*)

Kyouko: Put on some damn pants pervert!!

(Sfx- *Baguuu *Shmack!*)

Jiro: GEH!?

{Yes…}

{It’s because of this guy that I’m having so many problems.}

(Sfx- Dota bata *Thwak bang*)

Jiro: Wench! Why did you hit me out of the blue?!

Eiko: There they go again…

Kyouko: Kyah! Put some pants on!!

Father: Good morning- What’s going on?

Eiko: Nothing, just thinking how nice it is to be young!

(Sfx- Gyah Gyah)

{He’s the source of all evil.}

{The former mad scientist of an evil organization, he goes by two names….J,}

{And Akuno Jiro, my cousin.}

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(Sfx- Chikuri chikuri *Chew chew*)

Eiko: When girls and boys reach puberty it can be tough living under the same roof.

And events like being seen naked can happen often….

But on the flip side, it’s normal for boys and girls.

Now, once more!

Kyouko: NEVER!

(Sfx- Waku waku moku moku *Chew chew chew*)

Kyouko: More importantly, you did this to Pochi didn’t you?!

Why do you have to modify things without permission?!

Pochi: Kyouko…

Where’s my breakfast.

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Jiro: Heheheheh, That’s why you’re a peon!

Kyouko: I don’t want to be called that by an idiot!!

(Handwritten- I’ll hit you if you say it again!)

Jiro: As If I’d need to modify him to get this effect!

I’m a genius! And with this you’ll understand why!!

‘Confession Seal’!!

(Sfx- Subahan)

Kyouko: Confession Seal?

Jiro: It’s a seal that will give voice to the innermost workings of one’s heart!

Since its in the center of the heart that truth resides, when one needs a confession all you have to do is use one of these!

(Handwritten- This?)

Jiro: And when used on animals, speech becomes possible!

(Sfx- hamu hamu *chew chew*)

Eiko: Ah so that’s how it works!

Kyouko: Oh? So you can make things like this too?

Then…

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Kyouko: Why’d you put one on Pochi?

Jiro: Huh? Well so I could find out where the bathroom is.

Kyouko: Hm? That’s it?

Jiro: Yep. That’s it.

Kyouko: Oh that’s all?

Don’t surprise me like that geez!

DID YOU REALLY THINK I’D BUY THAT FOOL!?

You probably had some ulterior motive when you did that!! I can see it in your reys!!

Jiro: What was that?! Are you making a fool out of me and my devices?!

Kyouko: I’m not making a fool out of your device, just you!

Jiro: What was that ironing board?!

Eiko: Oh dear…

(Sfx- Dodododododo *tmptmptmptmptmp*)

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Eiko: Now now Kyouko, that’s enough.

Father: That’s right Kyouko. It’ll be fun now that Pochi can talk

Right Pochi?

Pochi: Don’t touch me.

Kyouko: You’re taking this too lightly Dad!

Eiko: But you have a point Kyouko-chan.

Maybe we should set some do’s and don’ts around here.

Will you at least try to listen this time?

Jiro: Nugh..

Kyouko: Hey!

Bu I guess you’re right Oneechan.

I’ll have to set some boundaries for you.

So you’d…

Better listen really closely!!

Jiro: Guh!!

(Sfx- Bishi *Point*)

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Jiro: Why should I have to?!

Why the hell must I bring myself to the level of that little brat?!

Eiko: By the way, is it really bad to have a talking dog?

Kyouko: Eh…Oneechan?

Jiro: I’m the evil organizations, kill them all mad scientist aren’t I?!

I have to find a way to modify Kyouko so that she’ll be a fitting underling for me!

First thing is to get rid of that cheeky attitude!

From here on in, I’ll show you who’s in charge!

That I am synonymous with fear!!
Hehehehe, I hope you’re ready Kyouko!!

(Sfx- Kacha….*Click*)

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Jiro: Whoa!!

(Sfx- Chaatsu *Click*)

Father: This room’s all yours Jiro-kun.

I hope you don’t mind the stuff in here.

Jiro: No! It is a splendid room. I thank you.

(Shirt- Ucchari)

(TN- Ucchari is the sumo trick of leaning back and carryinig one’s opponent round and out of the ring, so in brief, a last minute reversal.)

Jiro: Sister is across the hall eh?

Eiko: That’s right! Thank you grandfather!

Father: It’s fine, they were spare rooms after all.

Jiro: So Kyouko’s room is nearby…

This is excellent!

Father: Now let’s clean out the room’s corners!

Eiko: Yay!

(Sfx- Gacha *Clatter)

Kyouko: You’ve already decided on rooms?

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Kyouko: Then I’ll go out and do some shopping.

After that I’ll get dinner.

Father: All right.
Eiko I’d like some beer!

(Side by Kyouko: Today’s Sunday.)

Kyouko: Jiro! You’d better not go in my room while I’m gone.

If you touch my underwear or something I’ll friggin’ kill ya!

(Sfx- Katsu *Throb*)

Jiro: Who cares about your underwear?!

Kyouko: Well it was a joke anyway.

See you later.

(Sfx- Ton ton ton *Tmp tmp tmp*)

Father: Anyway let me help you unpack your luggage.

Eiko: Yessir!

(Handwritten- Could I catch a nap first?)

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(Handwritten- Where should I put this?)

(Sfx- Kacha *Click*)

(Sfx- Sorori sorori *Shift shift*)

Jiro: Hehehe, While they’re busy, I have a chance to snoop around in Kyouko’s room!

That fool should have never left it unguarded!

No matter who they are, every person has a secret to hide!

And that secret is their weakness!!

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Jiro: And with that weakness, I’ll bring Kyouko to her knees!!

You’ll rue the day you made a fool of me Kyouko!!

{How petty.}

(Sfx- ban)

Jiro: A Drill that can pierce the heavens!!

No matter the wall, it will smash it! This machine is invincible!

(TN- He DID say Tengen Toppa. So THERE!)

Jiro: A door like this should be done in with one shot!

Go forth!

(Sign- Drill, Stop.)

(Sfx- Pochi *Press*)

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Jiro: Huh?

How strange!! Is this some kind of trap?

No there aren’t any problems!

The cords connected too!

What on earth is going on here?! Wait…does Kyouko have the ability to lay curses?

She’s a fearsome one!! And I’m not just talking about that big mouth of hers!

It seems I have no other choice..

{Mini-memo: It probably has to do with the fact that homes weren’t built with enough voltage to run a drill!}

Jiro: I may have to destroy it…..

(Sfx- Kacha *Click*)

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{It opened.}

Jiro: To leave their doors wide open, with their secrets in full view…
Are all civilians like this? Or is it just Kyouko?

It matters not.

{Kyouko’s supposed weakness notebook.}

Jiro: Her weakness has to be here…

And it’ll bring her to her knees!

Of course she’s hidden it well.

{His weakness is, simply put that he’s a simpleton with simple thoughts.}

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Jiro: Hmph…

However

(Sfx- Gyoro gyoro *Glare glare*)

Jiro: Does a girl really live in this room?

She has manga, video games, and kung fu posters…it’s giving off a naturally violent feeling…

Isn’t there some kind of rule that girls rooms should have at least one teddy bear or something….?

Hm?

Th—This is?!

The legendary and out of print manga ‘Underground City Gaiza’!!

And she has all fifteen volumes?!

(Sfx- Ban)

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Jiro: I haven’t even been able to find volume one!!

Just what matter of creature is Kyouko…!

{In truth he loves manga.}

(Sfx- Para *flip*)

Jiro: C-Crap! I read the whole thing!!!

My time!!

(Sfx- Patamu *Fump*)

Jiro: Damn! What an ingenious trap Kyouko!

I have to hurry! I may still have time!

But that was one explosive way to go out Gaiza!! It brought tears to my eyes!

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(Sfx- Ban!)

(Sfx- Ban!)

(Sfx- Ban!)

Jiro: Dammit! This is ludicrous! Why can’t I find it!!

I know it’s here, but where did you hide it you wench?!

(Sfx- gugu *grind*)

Jiro: Proof of betrayal, embezzlement, heck I’ll even settle for tax evasion now!!

There’s got to be something here! I just know it!!

Or is she actually a perfect person?!

{People usually don’t keep those types of things in their houses…}

Jiro: Huh?

(Sfx- gara *rattle*)

Jiro: What’s this?

(Handwritten- Circular?)

(Sfx- Gozo gozo *shuff shuff*)

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(Sfx- Kururi *rool*)

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{P-PPPPP…PPPP PANTIES?!?}

{To think that she’s…these are Kyouko’s…in English they’d be SHITAGI!!}

(TN- The Japanese word for panties is Shitagi. Jiro just Romanized it.)

(Sfx- Gaku gaku *Shiver shiver*)

Jiro: No…No!!

These panties have nothing to do with her weakness at all!!

(Sfx- Chira *peek*)

Kyouko: I’m home!

Eiko: Ah Kyouko-chan! Welcome back!

(Sfx- Gacha! *click*)

(Sfx- ton ton* Tmp tmp*)

(Sfx- Bikura *Poit!*)

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(Sfx- Gacha *Click*)

Kyouko: I’ll get started on dinner in a min okay?

Hm?

Didn’t I close this when I left?

(Sfx Saa *Sshh*)

(Sfx- Pisha *sssh*)

Kyouko: Maybe dad opened it up when I left?

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{What am I doing?!}

Jiro: I’m pathetic! Too pathetic!

(Sfx- Suta *Tap*)

Jiro: I went’ looking for her weakness and found nothing---

Pochi: What’s with you kid? You look down.

Jiro: Mn? Oh right, you still have the seal on you.

Pochi: Wanna talk about it?

Although I’m just a dog, I’ll hear you out.

(Sfx- girari *sheen*)

Jiro: Master..!!

(Sfx- Hahahahahah)

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{This’ll do.}

Pochi: Woof?

Jiro: I’m so amazing I scare myself! I’ll just use this device!!

The ‘Confession seal!’

With this, I can’t fail in getting a confession!!

{As long as I have this in my position}

{I’ll slowly but surely get a confession of Kyouko’s weakness!!}

(Sfx- Peka!)

(Sfx- Zaba-n *Splish!*)

Pochi: Awooooo!!!

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Kyouko: Jiro? Dinner’s almost ready! Come in.

{Heheheh Kyouko!}

{I’m sorry about this..!}

{But you brought this upon yourself!}

{You may not know it now but I’ll gladly teach you!}

{The fear of upsetting me…}

{And the regret of the hell I’ll thrust you into!!}

Jiro: KYOUKO!!!

(Sfx- batsu *swish*)

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(Handwritten- Eiko and Jiro’s welcome dinner party.)

Jiro: Huh?

Father: Oh he’s here.

Eiko: You’re so slow! The food’s getting cold!

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Jiro: What’s this?

Eiko: It’s written on the banner isn’t it? It’s a welcome party!

Father: We were in a bit of a hurry yesterday, so we didn’t do it then.

But enough of that, let’s eat!

Eiko: Ah, sorry about putting you through all of this trouble.

Jiro: Uh…Yeah.

Father: Kyouko also put a lot of effort into making this.

She probably means it as a form of apology to Jiro for what she did….

(Sfx- Dosun *Twhack*)

Jiro: Huh?

Kyouko: There’s no need for you to say any more than that dad!!

Jiro: An apology is it?

Kyouko: Uh….

Well yeah, you did help me out yesterday, and It was kind of harsh to make you sleep in the doghouse…

Well anyway, I thought I could do this to make up for it…

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Eiko: And it’s because of that that you asked me what are his favorite things to eat, right Kyouko-chan?

(Sfx- Hyoi *puff*)

Eiko: And you got it right with this Croquette!

(Sfx- Ba-n)

Kyouko: Hey! Oneechan!

Eiko: You’re so kind and gentle Kyouko-chan! And this food is excellent!

Would you like to become my wife?!

Kyouko: O-Oneechan! Have you been drinking:?

Hey stop that! Your breasts are smothering me!

(Sfx- Gugugugu *Grriiind*)

Eiko: Come on now Jiro! Don’t you have anything to say?

After all, you don’t want Kyouko-chan’s good will to go to waste right?

(Sfx- Nya nya *Meow meow*)

Kyouko: I just wanted to apologize is all!

(Sfx- Dokiri)

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Jiro: Well..uh…wait!

That is I…

I..

I hope you don’t think this welcoming party puts us on good terms!

I’ve been to welcoming parties 10 times better than this!!

(Sfx- patu *shfit*)

(Sfx- Paku *snatch*)

(Sfx- peta *pat*)

Jiro: Dammit Kyouko, aren’t you pretty cute!!

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Kyouko: Huh?

Jiro: Eh?

I thought you were cheeky so I thought I’d bring you down a notch!!

But instead I find that you’re actually sort of cute!!

Kyouko: Wha--_What the hell are you going on about?!

Eiko: Oh? Jiro are you serious?!

Jiro: Eh? Huh?!

(Sfx- Pera pera *flip flip*)

(Sfx- Gyarari *Sheen*)

Jiro: The seal! How did it get there?!

Kyouko: Hey! You’d better start explaining or…

(Sfx- Wata wata *Wave wave*)

Jiro: Wait! It’s not what you think…

(Sfx- Poro *droop*)

Kyouko: Huh?

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Jiro: Crap…

Kyouko’s panties…

Okay I was in your room when I found these

But you were coming back…

I thought you’d be mad so I left..

…the stripes really fit you?

Kyouko: Hahah…so…you think?

Do you really love messing with people that much?

(Sfx- gogogogogo *ruuuumble8)

(Sfx- Paki poki *Crack crack*)

Kyouko: You damn pervert!!

(Sfx- Dogooooo *Smackkk!*)

Jiro: GYAHHH!!

Eiko: Well Jiro is at the age where he’d start being interest in girls…

Father: Now stop that Kyouko.

{It’s been two days since my cousin came.}

{And he’s been a nuisance the whole way through.}

{And because of that, he’s not allowed to touch the Croquette.}

(Side text- Thin blue stripes on white aren’t bad. Next issue is center color!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 8.