Hajimete No Aku 4

More Evil! Hahah I've got a new favorite character now too. Though I think it's a good sign now that I can hear character voices as I translate (Seiyuu, not voices in my head....if I'm going that crazy I'll quit.)

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(Side Text- Men full of rage!!)

???: Akuno Jiro (15).

These are only presumptions, but he looks to be about 170 CM tall, and weigh 55 kg. His hair is red, and his outstanding feature is his cape.

???: Oh? So this is the jerk who’s been bothering Kyouko-kun lately?

???: Yes President.

The information I have goes on to state that he saved Watari-san from a thug….

He even calls her by her first name ‘Kyouko’

And last of all, he was reported stating ‘Kyouko’s body is my property!’

???: NOOO!!

(Sfx- Biri biri *rip rip*)

President: It seems this situation has become dire!

Fine then!

(Bottom- HAJIMETE NO AKU)

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President: We the Watari Kyouko fanclub have no choice but to act then…!!

(Top text- FUJIKI SHUN)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rrrrrrmmmmmmmmmble*)

(Bottom text- And now it’s their turn! They come forth gallantly showing their affection!! (Sorry though…they’re a bit uncouth….))

HAJIMETE NO AKU
Chapter 4: Removal of the dangerous delinquent!

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Aki and Yuki: What a nice spring it is!

(Bottom text starting from right- Shinonome Yukiji (15) Nakatsugawa Akiho (15))
(Sfx- Wai Wai!)

(Sfx- Nya nya *Grin grin*)

(TN- I’m used to writing Aki and Yuki, so that’s how they’ll stay.)

Yuki: It’s time for all kinds of things to softly bloom isn’t it!

Aki: That’s right! For example there are Flowers, Grass, and even Love!!

(Handwritten- Although those things bloom long after spring is over….)

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Yuki: Kyouko-chan, has Jiro-kun already had his way with your body?

Aki: Straight to the point!?

(Sfx- You’re AWESOME Yuki-san!)

Kyouko: GYAAAAAAH!!!

Yuki: I didn’t think you could say such bold things Kyouko-chan!

Aki: Yeah, even I was a bit surprised.

Kyouko: I’m TELLING you it was a mistake!!

{Last issue….She promised Jiro to ‘Allow him to do as he wishes (modify) her body.’
And unfortunately every one at school was around to hear it.}

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Kyouko: How many times do I have to repeat myself geez…

It was an emergency! I had no choice!

Aki: Sorry about that.

Yuki: I was so excited-.

But how did it work out between you two after that?

Did Jiro become obedient?

Kyouko: Yeah…a bit.
That guy’s been a nuisance, but now I’m the one that’s in the leadership role.

Justice always prevails!

Aki: Ah, to be the woman behind the mad scientist!

Kyouko: I’m going to need you not to say that.

Yuki: But it’ll be lonely without him-.

Its fun teasing Kyouko-chan.

Aki: Darn straight!

Kyouko: You guys….

(Sfx- Pawaaaa~n *Aahhhhh*)

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President: Ahh…Kyouko-kun’s ravishing today too!

Big dude: Ahh, that glare of hers and her sharp tongue….they’re great!!

‘Brows: I wish she’d walk on me…!

Shaggy hair: Um…no, I wouldn’t want that.

???: However that Akuno jerk’s nowhere to be found.

I don’t think he’s a student here.

But doesn’t he come here every day?

President: I’ll bet that coward’s afraid of us!

Big dude: Yeah!

‘Brows: We’re awesome man!

Shaggy hair: I doubt that’s it…

(Sfx- Wai wai!)

Guys: What’s up with them….

{This deserves explanation.}

{Watari Kyouko (15).}

{In truth she’s secretly popular among a certain group of guys!}

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{This is Kyouko during her break periods writing in her notebook.}

{To others, she looks like a bespectacled maiden, studying the fine arts or literature.}

{However approaching her will reveal her penchant for having the class’s cruelest tongue.}

Kyouko: DON’T LOOK DAMMIT!!

{It’s because of this gap between her personalities, that weird guys start to fawn over her!}

{They don’t know that she’s actually writing a novel of her wildest imaginations.}

(Sfx- Ga gatsu *Ga-grip!*)

(Sfx- Doki~n *Th-thump*)

(Handwritten over guy’s head- Ahhh)

{In turn a few of the weirdest guys started a secret Idol fanclub, based solely on her.}

{The Watari Kyouko Fanclub, or Watari club for short!}

{They nominated themselves, and watch over Kyouko as her protectors.}

{They’re only one step away from being the perfect stalkers!!}

Teacher: All right people! Home room’s about to start so take your seats.

(Sfx- Gara *clatter*)

Shaggy hair: President! Teacher sighted!

Teacher: You wait here a moment.

President: Hmph, I see. We’ll disband for now then---

???: All right.

President: Hn?

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(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *ruuuuuuumble*)

President: Nugahhhh?!

(Sfx- Bikuu *Pooit!*)

(Sfx- Jabaaa *Gaaah*?)

Big dude: Who…Who’s he?!

A---A…Werido?!

Kyouko: Jiro?!

What the hell are you doing here?! Didn’t you say you’d back off?!

(Sfx- Zun zun *tap tap*)

Jiro: Ah Kyouko.

Teacher: Oh so you two are acquaintances?

He’s moving in starting today…..

Kyouko: MOVING IN?!

(Sfx- Kuahhh?!)

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Kyouko: M—Moving in…but why would you…?!

(Handwritten Aki: Kyouko what’s up?)

(Handwritten Yuki: Oh if it isn’t Jiro-kun!)

Jiro: Calm yourself Kyouko.

I’ve done some more thinking.

About how I should go about fitting in society.
For that purpose, I decided that coming to this school quickly would be best.

This is a place where young people come and gain essential education,

So if I come here and stay by your side, I can kill two birds with one stone.

Is what sister said.

Eiko: Yaaay!

Kyouko: She’s back again!!

(Sfx- Hyoui *wiff*)

(Handwitten- Hahahahahah)

(Sfx- Uwa *geh..*)

Eiko: Well since all he’s got is free time at home, I figured it’s high time he learn more about society!

The best opportunity for that is to come to school right?

Kyouko: Ergh…

Aki: She just said free time….

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Eiko: So I thought you could do me this one favor!

Kyouko: You make it sound so easy….

Jiro: Leave it to me Kyouko. I only need to learn but one or two things from school.

(Handwritten- Pretty simple.)

Kyouko: And what do you plan on doing with those one or two things?

Teacher: In any case, Akuno, go introduce yourself to the class.

Kyouko: Um I’m still….

Jiro: Too easy! Leave it to me!

Kyouko: WAIT!
Jiro: Civilians of the classroom! Open your minds and listen well! I am Doctor J!

The evil ‘kill them all’ mad scientist of an evil organization!!

(Sfx- Zushaaaaaa)

Person: E—Evil Organization?

Person 2: What’s that?

(Sfx- Zawa zawa *rustle rustle*)

Kyouko: That’s his OLD name! He’s Just Akuno Jiro now!!

Jiro: While for now we must remain in stasis, in due time we will realize our goal of complete global domination!

And one other thing!!

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Jiro: Kyouko has already said ‘Do as you wish with me’!!

And I will soon take her up on her very gracious offer! If you have any problems…GUWAH?!

(Sfx- Keshisu *Sshmack!*)

Kyouko: UAHHHHRRRGGGH!!!

Jiro: What are you doing Kyouko! I still have more to proclaim!

Kyouko: Shut your trap! Who offered anything to you?!

Jiro: But you already promised I could do as I wish!!

Kyouko: Keep it to modification idiot!!

(Sfx- Dogaatsu *shmock*)

Jiro: Oomph!!

People: Er….

Glasses: Wow…seems like something amazing’s arrived…

Chin: But Man is Watari scary…

(Sfx- Zawa zawa *shff shff*)

Eiko: But I’m sure if Kyouko does it she can discipline him well! It’s going to be fu—I mean safe!!

(Sfx- Fua fua fua *flap flap flap*)

Yuki: Kyouko-chan’s fine with a little trouble.

Aki: I’m sure she said ‘fun’ just now…

(Sfx- Wai wai!)

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(Sfx- dododododo *ruuuuumble*)

(Sfx- Kari kari kari *skritch skritch skritch*)

President: Kyouko-kun is too far out our grasps for us to do anything other than watch her…

Shaggy Hair: What should we do President?

President: That bastard is going to do what he wishes with Kyouko….?!

‘Brows: President?

Big dude: He’s turning red!

(Sfx- Wane wane *shudder shudder*)

President: This Akuno Jiro is a dangerous man!

And dangerous elements must be removed at once!!!

President: LET US BEGIN THE JIHAD!!

(TN- You don’t know how hard it is for me to write ‘Jihad’ and ‘President’ in the same line…but Fujiki wrote it first….)

Guys: YESSIR! EVERYTHING IS FOR WATARI’S SAKE!!

(Handwritten on flag- Come forth)
(Handwritten Kyouko- ‘The hell is this?)

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Jiro: Why on earth is Kyouko so angry….

Aren’t I making progress on fitting in society….?

Of course my true objective isn’t to fit in at all.

It’s to hasten the day where Kyouko’s modification will occur!!

???: You’re Akuno Jiro-kun right?

(Sfx- Suu *click*)

Jiro: What is it?

You need something from me-----

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???: Jiro-san!

(Sfx- Fuasa *wumph*)

Jiro: Huh?

What’s with you?

???: Um…I….

Well ever since I saw you, I knew you were the one for me!

Forget about Watari-san, please go out with me instead!

Jiro: Say what?

Are you serious?

???: Very much so!

This is the first time I’ve ever felt this way!

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President: I’m all yours! (Under breath)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo *ruuuuuuumble*)

President: Hheheh, He fell for my pretty girl voice, hook line and sinker!!

Akuno Jiro, you may be fearsome, but you’re an idiot too!

First I dress as a woman and hold him!

Then I ask my comrades to call Watari-san!

Once Watari-san sees this scene, she won’t be able to stand him, and he’ll get dumped!

This plan is perfect! Go ahead fool! Fall in love with me!!

(Sfx- Gyubiri-n *sheeeeen*)

Jiro: Hmph…

Fine then.

I can’t think of a reason to deny you.

President: I’ve got you now!!

It’s over!!

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(Sfx- Gashi gashi *clip clip*)

President: Eh?

Jiro: I’m allowed to do as I wish right?

I’ll use you as raw materials for a special modification!

I notice that you are deficient in the bust area,

Preisdent: Eh?

Eh?

Jiro: So I’ll use you as practice for when I do the real run though with Kyouko later.

President: Waaait a minute…?

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Yuki: Really? Jiro-kun’s running away with another woman?

Aki: This is happening in school…right? Right? Right?!

Shaggy hair: Aah…it’s like a dream!

Yes! I saw it myself!

Big guy: To talk to Watari-kun and her friends…

‘Brows: The president should have come too!

Kyouko: And that jerk JUST moved in!!

Moreover, didn’t you say that you only had sights for me?!

What girl could cause you to act so quickly!!

‘Brows: It’s here! In this bathroom!

???: EEEEEEEK!!!!

Aki: A scream?!

???: Stop---no!

Jiro: Now now, no need to be scared,

I promise this won’t hurt.

Yuki: Pain?!

(Sfx- Bata bata *thunk thunk*)

Yuki: Where? Where’s he hurting her?

(TN- Whoaaa Yuki, cute and sort of kinky. I think that you’re going to be a fun character…)

Aki: He’s so brutal!!

Kyouko: GRAAAHHHH!!! JIRO!!!!
(Sfx- Garaaa *clatter*)

Jiro: Egh?

What’s all this then? You’re a man?

Jiro: It matters not whether you’re male or female….

(Handwritten- I can’t become a bride now….)

{Kyouko Vision.}

Jiro: I hope you don’t mind if I operate on your body then.

President: EEEEEEK!!!

(Sfx- Hah!)

(Sfx- Piku *poit!*)

President: Save me---

(Sfx- Pishari *tunk*)

(TN- Look at Yuki’s expression! Yep she just shot to number one on my list.)

Yuki: Awesome…Jiro-kun likes boys too huh….

(Sfx- Waku waku *shiver shiver*)

Aki: Whaaat? What did you just say?!

(Sfx- Ge-n *Poink!*)

Kyouko: Let’s never let this get out okay? Okay?

(Sfx- Gaku gaku *shiver shiver*)

(Sfx- Gara *clatter*)

Guys: P—President!!!

{P.S. Kyouko and her friends saved the president BEFORE he got a monster pair of chest bazookas.}

(Side text- Maan, you guys sure make school seem fun…)
CONTINUED IN ISSUE 10.