Hajimete No Aku 5

Yuki Love! Jiro Love! Meg--er Kyouko love! This series gets more awesome by the chapter! I totally call Yuki being Kyouko's secret admirer at the end of the series. I call it here!

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{The unlucky comedy of people living under the same roof!}

HAJIMETE NO AKU

{Fun characters…}

{Just keep popping up.}

(Eiko Handwritten- I don’t appear this time~)

CHAPTER 5: Getting Along?
FUJIKI SHUN.

002

President: You’re Kyouko-kun’s cousin?

And you’re staying over at her place?!

(Side text- Clearing up the misunderstandings on the part of the Watari club has turned them into allies?!)

Kyouko: Yeah that’s right. Sorry about Jiro.

I don’t understand everything, so I hit him. I hope that’s okay.

(Sfx- Doku doku *shiver shiver.*)

Jiro: Kyouko, how many times must I say that killing is wrong?

Kyouko: Please accept my apology.

(Sfx- Wata wata *wave wave.*)

Guys: N-No! You don’t need to apologize Watari-san!

So he’s just your cousin! Hahahah!!

Jiro: More importantly, who the heck are you guys?

Why were you trying to get my attention?

President: Hmph! The time has come has it?

Well let us introduce ourselves!

(Sfx- Bishi bishi bishi*)

All: Lovely Kyouko!!

(Sfx- Sutatatata *tmptmptmp*)

President: President! Red Akagi!

Fatty: Member Yellow Kimura!

Big dude: Member Blue! Aoki!

Shaggy hair: Member Green! Midoritani!

(Sfx- Baaan)

(TN- Their names match their colors. AKA is red hence Akagi, yellow is KIRO or Kimura, AOI is blue or Aoki, and GREEN is Midori or Midoritani.)

Akagi: And we are!!

The Watari Kyouko Fanclubbbugh!!

(Sfx- Boguu *Twhok*)

005

Akagi: What the hell are you doing dumbass?!

(Sfx- Gaba *roar*)

Jiro: GAH!!

Akagi: Don’t you know that its ill-mannered to attack someone when they’re doing their introductory pose?!

Jiro: Eh?! Well…It’s just that while I was in the organization, I was always surrounded by enemies…

Kyouko: He managed to surprise Jiro!

Aki: I didn’t think he was someone who could be surprised.

Yuki: Cool..!

Akagi: As I was SAYING, We’re Watari-kun’s fanclub!
If anyone should try to bully or hurt Kyouko-kun, we’ll appear gloriously!

Midoritani: …Yeah, that’s how things are.

Aki: You have a fanclub Kyouko?!

Kyouko: No! This is news to me!

Jiro: A fanclub? Are you her minions then?

Yuki: Sure seems like it huh?

Akagi?: I’m sure you don’t know us as we’re her secret gentlemen admirers!

We watch over her from a distance. This for us is enough!

005

Akagi: Her little breasts, butt and hips……

They have to be gifts from god….

Kimura: I want her to step on me!!

(Sfx- Kira kira kira *Sparkle sparkle*)

Kyouko: Why does everyone have to make fun of me….?

(Sfx- Dodo *pat pat*)

Midoritani: But Akuno-kun’s her cousin! That’s great!

Aoki: Geez. He had me scared for a minute there….

Yuki: You boys do know that cousins CAN get married right?

(Sfx- fuu *sigh*)

(Sfx- Hiyoi *wiff*)

(sfx- Kurui *sft*)

Jiro: Oh, have you come to understand that Kyouko’s body is mine?

(Sfx- Kuru kuru *spin spin*)

(TN- Nice way to look like a pimp Jiro.)

(Handwritten by Kyouko: You’re pissing me off!)

Akagi: NUGAHHHHHH!!!

006

Akagi: FINE THEN! LET US DUEL!!

(Handwritten- Majong, Uno, Pop Quiz, drawing straws.)

Kyouko: I TOLD you to quit giving people the wrong idea!!

(Sfx- Gatsu *thwack!*)

Jiro: GUAH!!

Kyouko: Um, please don’t get the wrong idea okay!!

What he means is-----

(Handwritten- Pochi, do you like Ice cream?// I’m not exactly supposed to eat this stuff, but I LOVE how sweet it is!!)

(Sfx- Pero pero pero *lick lick lick*)

(SFx- Pata pata pata *tap tap tap*)

Akagi: He wants to modify you Kyouko-kun?

Kyouko: That’s all he wants from me. We don’t love each other at ALL.

Jiro: What’s this? What else did you think I meant?

Yuki: Well you know when people love---

Aki: That’s enough!

Midoritani: But modification sounds dangerous…

Aoki: If you do anything to harm Watari-san then we’ll…

007

(Sfx- Nya---n *Meooow*)
(Handwritten on picture- By President*)

(TN- Those gloves are tacky Akagi!)

Akagi: How’s THIS?! You think you could use your talents to turn her into a cat girl?!

(Sfx- Ga gatsu *shiver shiver*)

Jiro Whoa!!

Guys: Awesome! You’re the best President!

She’d look great like that!

Kyouko: HEY!!

???: Cat ears?! If that’s the case….

Give her some rabbit ears too then!

Hmph! And you call yourself gentlemen!!

I’d like to see her without glasses too!

I go crazy for chicks with tails!!

Yuki: Let’s lead with dog ears then!!

(TN- Yuki LOVE.)

(Sfx- Wai wai!)

(Sfx- Wata wata *wave wave*)

(Handwritten by Aki- Hey you…)

Kyouko: You people sicken me…..

Jiro: Hmph, I’ll admit it. You civilians have surprised me….

However your efforts are all in vain, as I reject them all!

008

Jiro: Her breasts. If her breasts were bigger she’d be perfect….

Whoa!?

Akagi: YOU FOOOL!!!

(Sfx- Gopaaatsu *ROOOAR*)

Akagi: Little ones are for great justice! What would we do with big ones?!

Huh?!

Huh?!

If you’re Japanese, you should know it’s what inside that counts!!

Aoki: Real men need the opposite of big, we need small ones!

That’s why you’re just a newbie!!

Jiro: Wha?

(Sfx- Buru buru buru *Shiver shiver shiver*)

Jiro: Oh?

Kyouko: DON’T JUST GO TALKING ABOUT PEOPLES BREASTS ON YOUR OWN! DAMMIT!!!

(Sfx- Dogatsu bakiya gazu misshtsu *doosh smack! Dsssh crack!*)

Jiro: OGHAH!

???: Watari-san’s kick!

I want to be kicked too! No fair Akuno!

009

{A few days later…}

(Sfx- Guu *Growwl*)

(Sfx- Cacha cacha *Click click*)

Jiro: GURAAAAAAAAH!!!!

(Sfx- Yusa yusa *tunk tunk*)
Akagi: What are you doing there Akuno Jiro?

Jiro: Oh its you fools….what was it again? Kyouko’s minions?

Akagi: The Fanclub.

010

Jiro: Kyouko got angry at me again during dinner time, and now refuses to feed me.

I tried to buy some food to eat here, but I realize that I have no money…

Midoritani: Japan’s all about having cash man…

Akagi: Hmph….

I guess there’s no helping it. We can at least give you some bread.

Since you did say you have plans to modify Kyouko-kun!

Jiro: Oh?

Not bad! For this kind measure, I’ll modify you minions too!

Akagi: Yeah I think I’ll pass on that.

011

(Sfx- Ban!)

(Sfx- Ban!)

(Sfx- Baaaaaan!)

Akagi: This is our meeting room!

Jiro: WHOAAA?! Why it’s filled with Kyouko!

Midoritani: That is the function of our fanclub. The president is pretty good at getting photos and making to class on time.

Akagi: A simple matter!

Jiro: Hmph, not too bad.

However….
(Sfx- Mogu mogu *chew chew*)

012

Jiro: There sure are a lot of strange photos here…

Some of them are just scenery….

Aoki: Yeah-Sometimes even though we try our best, things don’t always work out.

We tried to ask her to take photos normally, and she just turned us down.

So we had to start taking them secretly….

But that’s really hard since she has a pretty good sixth sense and can tell when we’re coming.

Jiro: Hmm…I’d expect no less from Kyouko.

(Handwritten- She seems more beast than human.)

Midoritani: Even with that, we’ve managed to get quite a collection here.

Aoki: It would be nice if we could take a picture of her smiling though!

Kimura: If we could become invisible, we’d probably stand a better chance to catch her smiling.

Aoki: Too bad that’s just impossible.

Akagi: Yeah!

(Sfx- Hahahahahah)

Jiro: Do you want to?

Aoki: Huh?

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *ruuuuumble*)

Jiro: Introducing ‘Invisible Cream!’

(On lid- Faraway)

Jiro: By covering your body with this, you become invisible to people!

(Sfx- Pekaa)

Jiro: It’s very useful from hiding from your enemies.

Especially In cases where it is important that not even a trace of yourself must be leaked to your foe.

(Sfx- Mosha mosha *chew chew*)

Akagi: Hahahah, Don’t be stupid. As if that cream can do something liket hat!

Jiro: Why not try it?

(Sfx- Furu furu *swif swif*)

Akagi: I guess once couldn’t hurt?

Jiro: Do you honestly think I’d lie to you?

014

(Handwritten- But we’re putting it on over our clothes…is that okay?)

(Handwritten- Yep.)

Jiro: and now..

(Sfx- Suu *lsssh*)

(Sfx- nuri nuri *slissh slissh*)

(Sfx- Gokuri)

Akagi: OOOOH!?

Jiro: How is it? Amazing right?

Akagi: It’s awesome! You’re a genius!

Akagi: All right, let’s slab some more on!!

???: Me too!

???: This is really awesome!!

???: I want some!
(Sfx- Wai!)

015

(Sfx- BAAAAAAN)

Kimura: Wow we’re actually invisible!

Midoritani: But we can see each other just fine…!

Jiro: It’s because we’re in a separate dimentional pocket than our own now.

Anyone that uses the cream ends up in the same place, and therefore can be seen by others there.

Akagi: I don’t get it at all.

Aoki: But if that’s the case, how do we know if we’re actually invisible or not….

Kimura: Nuh!

How about we try it on those girls..!

016

(Sfx- Gofu *twumph*)

Kimura: Hiyaaah!

(Sfx- mugyuu myguuu *nfff nfff*)

(Handwritten- Oooh)

Girl: Egh, did you feel that? I stepped on something!

Girl2: Yeah I did….but nothing’s there?

(Sfx- Kururi *Spin*)

Kimura: It’s for real---!!

With this we can take real photos of Watari-san!!

Our life mission!!

Midoritani: Thanks so much Akuno-kun!
Jiro: This is a piece of cake for a genius!

Anyway you can use this cream to your hearts delight, as it’s an item with many uses.

At any rate it’s a…..

(Sfx- Wana wana wana *shudde shudder*)

017

Akagi: UORAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

(Sfx-Bikuuu *Pooit!*)

???: What’s wrong with you President?! Why did you scream…

Akagi: It just came to me…!!

(Sfx- Wana wana wana *Shudder shudder*)

Akagi: Midoritani, what is Kyouko-kun’s next class?

Midoritani: Ah---It’s Gym!!

(Sfx- Piku *Poit!*)

(Sfx- Uwah)

(Sfx- Hah)

Akagi: That is correct! And what happens BEFORE gym gentlemen?!

All: CHANGING INTO UNIFORM!!!

(Sfx- Bigooon *DIIING*)

Akagi: DING DING DING!! CORRECT ANSWER!!

018

(Side text- And there’s nothing that can stop these guys now!!)

Akagi: Right now…

God is smiling down upon us!!!

Let us go brothers!!

IT’S PARTY TIME!!!

Jiro: A Bon party?

(Sfx- Mori mori *munch munch*)

{To be continued!}

CONTINUED IN ISSUE 11 (Tuesday) FEBUARY 10th.