Hajimete No Aku 6

The evil continues! It's a bit delayed but still just as evil as the day it was handcrafted in Fujiki Shun's evil island on the pacific! (He's got to have an evil Island. He just has to!!)

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{HAJIMETE NO AKU}

(Sign: Girls locker room.)

(Side text- A brief on last week! The guys got their hands on some invisible cream, and a whole new DOOR opened to them!!!)

(Sfx- Gachari *Clack*)

(Sfx- Gara *clatter*)

Aki: All right! I'm looking forward to another fun gym class!

Yuki: It's always fun to have a bit of exercise in the afternoon.

Kyouko: It's just irritating to me-.

(Sfx- gugu *streetch*)

(Sfx- Doya *clatter*)

Aki: Kyouko! I'm not gonna lose against you in sprinting today!

Kyouko: Yeah yeah...

Yuki: Ah, we have to lock the doors.

(Sfx- Gacha- *clack*)

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Yuki: Aki-chan, this is supposed to be your job!

(Handwritten- You're the one in charge of the locker room)

Aki: Oh yeah! Sorry about that.

(Sfx- Tatata *Tmptmptmp*)

(Sfx- Dododododo *rmmmmmmble*)

Big guy: We really weren't found out....this stuff's for real!

Akagi: I never thought in our wildest dreams that a moment like this would occur!

That we would bear witness to the girls in the locker room...!!

(Sfx- Katsu *sheen!*)

003

{Mid text- Life aint just livin' on instincts alone.}

(I have returned.)

FUJIKI SHUN

Chapter 6: The Invisible Men.

004

{On the last chapter.)

{The Watari fanclub had run into problems trying to take a proper photo of Kyouko.}

(Handwritten- Putting over clothes is OK.)

{Jiro happened to be the answer to their prayers with a vanishing cream that actually makes one vanish, and with this the men headed to the girls locker room.}

(Handwritten- Did you see 'Underground City Gaiza yesterday?)

(Sfx- Sawa sawa 'chatter chatter')

(Handwritten- Yeah, that one scene was sentimental....)

Akagi: Girls in their natural habitat...

I never thought I would have been so blessed....

Kimura: The tension's mounting isn't it!!

Midoritani: Bu—But is this really such a good idea?

We're kind of doing something really low yanno?

Akagi: Midoritani,

Let me tell you something interesting.

(Sfx- Hiso 'whissh')

005

{Ah Youth!!}

Midoritani: President!!

Maybe following you for my whole life is impossible, but at least this week I'm with ya!!

(Handwritten-A whisper from the back.)

(Sfx- Hiso hiso 'wif wiff')

Jiro: For some reason, they seem more fired up.

But what is it that we're doing here anyway?

Are we here to covertly gather enemy intellegence?

(Sfx- Gyoro gyoro 'glance glance')

Jiro: Or could it be-----

(Sfx- Sharuri 'shiff')

Jiro: Nh?

Nnnh?

006

(Sfx- Wai wai!)

(Sfx- Ban ban 'bam bam')

Jiro: WHOOOOOA?!

(Sfx- Dokkiin 'tha-thump!')

007

Jiro: W—What on earth is this?!

(Sfx- katsu 'huff')

Midoritani: A Shangri-la of Stripping.

Akagi: The Forbidden land for men,

One who's punishment was death for those who trespass!

Jiro: Forbidden land?!

??: Man but these girls are stacked!!

??: They're like melons!

Akagi: Listen you ingrates! It's fine to look at the big ones, but Kyouko-kuns are...!

Kimura: This is this, and that is that President!

??: That's right! Big ones are in!

??: All these get big ranks too!
{Ridiculous! I thought I was evil...!}

{I had been spending so much time fighting justice I didn't even notice things like this!)

{To have ignored the pleasures of the flesh....}

(Sfx- Dara dara 'waver waver.')

{Moreover those guys have got me frozen in place here....!}

{Fanclub...}

{You are not to be trifled with!!}

Yuki: Hmm? What's this Aki-chan?

008

Yuki: You seem a little bigger don't you?

(TN- MOAR LOVE YUKI!!!)

(Sfx-Nosas 'fwip')

Aki: Gyah!?

What are you doing?! Knock it off Yuki!!

Yuki: Oh wow, no filler either! This is all you!

Aki: Don't put your hand in there!

(TN- It's official. Yuki's one of the guys.)

(Sfx- Bata bata 'pat pat')

(Sfx- Gyaaaah!!)

Aoki: Good job...just...good job Shinonome-kun...!

Kimura: I'd like to know how they feel!

Midoritani: N—Nose bleed!!

Jiro: GUAHHHH!! What's going on here?!

Yuki: They ARE bigger!! What should I do with her Officer Kyouko?!


Kyouko: What did you say?!

Jiro: Kyouko?!

Aoki: Wa—Watari-san!

Kimura: She's here!

Midoritani: Alllriiiiight!!

(Sfx- Doki doki 'ba-bump ba-bump')

009

(Sfx- Dododododo 'ruuuuuuuumble.')

Girl: You dropped this Watari.

Kyouko: Ah, Thanks.

(Handwritten- How does it feel over here?)

(Handwritten- Stop it! Hey!!)

Kyouko: Aki! You traitor!

Yuki: Busted!

Aki: Leave me alone!

(Sfx- Gogogogo 'rmmmmmmble')

Aoki: NGUAH!! Her defenses can't be breached!!

Kimura: Move or we'll never see her undress!!

(Sfx- Goaaaaaah!!!)

Jiro: Serves you fools right! Kyouko's not someone you can take lightly!

But fear not, there's nothing for you to worry about!

Akagi: I hadn't planned on the masses being against us.

(Sfx- Hiso 'whisper.')

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Akagi: But a chance at invincibility is one in a million!!
We'd be fools to allow this to pass us by...!!

(Sfx- Hiso hiso 'whisper whisper.')

Guys: You mean..?!

Use our invincibility to get close to Watari-san?!

(Sfx- Dodododo 'rmmmmmble.')

Jiro: Are you fools mad?!

What happens when you're caught----

Guys: We understand fully well...

But the risk is well worth it!!

(Sfx- Gogogogogo 'rmmmmmble.')

Aoki: All right! Here I go! I'll get that picture no matter what!

(Sfx- Datsu 'dash!')

Jiro: W—Wait!

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Girl: Okay! Let's go!

(Sfx- Barin 'Twak')

Girl: Ooh Sorry about that! ...is anyone there?

Girl2: Maybe it was the shelf?

Aoki: M—My glasses!

Akagi: What the heck are you doing?!

(Sfx- Yoro yoro 'wobble wobble.')

Midoritani: Then I'll go!

(Sfx- Datsu 'dash')

Kimura: No let me!

Both: Ugh!?
(Sfx- Gogotsu 'twhak')

Girl: Sorry about that! Did I hit you?

Girl2: Nope I'm okay! My hand slipped.

Akagi: This can't be! Fine then! I'll go and do this!

(Sfx- Batsu 'swif')

Jiro: W-wait!

Why do you place yourself in such danger!

Is it worth it to go this far---

012

Akagi: Don't you get it?!

There are times where a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!!

(Sfx- Gaaaan)

Jiro: All of you....

Akagi: Ha!

Whoa!

Hup!

Ugh!

Jiro: To launch an offensive and not falter...

Even in a situation like this...

You have earned my respect Fanclub!

013

(Sfx- Batsu 'wiff')

(Sfx- Nyaa 'Sneer')

(Sfx- Futsu 'Heh')

Akagi: All right!
Last person!

(Sfx- Zuaatsu 'wffffff')

(Sfx- Pikin 'poit!')

014

(Sfx- Pitaa 'tunk')

(Sfx- Gugu 'grnnnd')

Jiro: Ngh!!

Aoki: What the..?! My body won't move...!

Kimura: The cream's solidifying?

(Sfx- Gugu 'grnnnnd.')

Jiro: Ah I forgot....

Time's up.

The cream's weakness is that once it dries, the effect disappears with it!

Simultaneously, the dried cream makes it impossible for the wearer to move. This is this cream's only fault.

Akagi: SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!

(Sfx- Hiso hiso 'whisper whisper.')

Kimura: Crap! My body's becoming visible!

Midoritani: This is bad! I really can't move at all!

(Sfx- Gugu 'griiind.')

(Sfx- suuu 'fuuuu')

Guys: If we get found out....

We'll be beaten to death!!

(Sfx- Ora ora ora 'Take this and this!')

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Aoki: I'm tearing up just thinking about the pain!!!!

(Handwritten- Gyahhhh!!!)

Kimura: Thinking about being underfoot seems nice though!

Midoritani: IS THIS THE TIME FOR THOSE THOUGHTS KIMURA-KUN!!!

(Sfx- Hiso hiso 'whisper')

Akagi: So the time of god's smile upon us has come to an end....

I wonder if we too shall meet our end here...!!

Jiro: Have you already forgotten just who I am?

If we get in dire situations then...

{Each time I'll figure something out!!}

(Sfx- Zuuaaaa 'fwisssh')

016

(Sfx- kara clatter)

Jiro: Consider it a strategic retreat!

We'll come together and plan better next time!

Akagi: Hmph! So be it!

Comrade!

(Handwritten- We're saved!)

017

Jiro: I like that spirit!

(Sfx- Poi poi 'wff wff')

Midoritani Whoa!

Akagi: Be more gentle!

Jiro: As long as you're alive, you shouldn't complain...!

Ha!!

(Sfx- Bin 'thwup')

(Sfx- Gyuu 'reee')

Jiro: NUAHHHH?!

??: Gyah!!

Yuki: Huh? What was that?!

Aki: What's going on?

Jiro: Damn! This isn't good!

I have to get out of here quickly....

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Kyouko: Eh...

Uh...

Jiro: Ah..now just a moment Kyouko....don't misunderstand me!

This wasn't at all what I was intending!

I wasn't at all trying to touch your malnourished breasts or an—guahhh?!

(Sfx- Doka 'thwak!')

Kyouko: As if you pervert!!

Appearing out of no where, touching people's breasts...!!

I hope you're ready to die!!

Huh?

(Sfx- Kachin 'crack')

020

(Sfx- Posu 'plunk')

Kyouko: GYAH!!

Stop it! Let go of me!!

(Sfx- bata bata 'thump thump')

Jiro: I wish I could! But my body is dried up!!

Yuki: Whoooa!!

Kyouko: What the heck are you talking about idiot!! Don't touch there!!

Yuki: Jiro-kun's approach is marvelous! Very passionate

Girl: Is that really what you'd call an approach?

Aki: Did I encourage him....

Kyouko: W-wait a second!! Calm down and think things over logically! Don't you remember where we are?!

(Handwritten- Get off me!)

Kyouko: More like, someone save me!!

{And as expected Kyouko beat the crap out of Jiro.}

{The members of the fanclub ended up staying in that tree for a few days until they could move again.}

{And as for Jiro, he spent a few more nights in the doghouse.}

Jiro: Though they were small...they're still boobs....

Pochi: And I thought I had one mean right hook, but she's something else....

(Side text- That feeling that would stay with his right hand forever....!!)

(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 12)