For the rest of the world weary Hudson Soft fans! This is from me to you :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zfjfOcCOnw&feature=related (Part one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBC-jD1Ck0&feature=related (Part two)

Courtesy of Ragey0

Kuro: All right, I wonder what kind of person I'll have to fight first?

Monkey: Uki! Uki Uki! (That's me!)

Kuro: Hn? A Monkey? What are you doing here? Don't you know that this place is dangerous?

Monkey: Uki! Uki uki uki! (It's fine! It's fine!)

Kuro: Wait....no way! This Monkey's a parcipant in this battle too?!

Whomever is fighting in this tournament, show yourself!!

(After the fight.)

Monkey: Ukkiii!! (Aww it's over!)

Kuro: Hehe! Take that Monkey! Though...I guess I may have overdid it a bit...

Monkey: Uki! Uki Uki Ukki!! (Aren't you a bit overconfident just because you won once?)

Kuro: ..Somehow I feel like he's making a fool out of me...

STAGE 2

Kuro: Hey! You're one of the Hige Hige gang's battle units!!

Hige: Eee! Defeat Kurobon! Leader will be very happy! Eee!

Kuro: All right! You've got some guts. But I'm not as soft as Shirobon is!

Hige: Scary!!

Kuro: Oh? You don't want to fight then?

Hige: Defeat you!

Kuro: All right! Now It's on!!

Hige: Scary!

Kuro: KNOCK IT OFF!!

(After the fight)

Kuro: Geez, You're so weak that I feel like I bully now.

Hige: You bully the weak....

Kuro: What'd you say?!

Hige: Eee! Scary!!

Kuro: This just doesn't feel right---I am an ally of justice after all!!

STAGE 3

Panpu: Kekekekeke, I'll be taking your soul!

(TN- Soul Eater reference FTW! Although with this game's age it's more like SE is reffering to it.)

Kuro: First a monkey, and now a pumpkin monster....heheheheh.....

Panpu: Kekekek! Once I get your soul I'll be happy! Do as I say or I'll send you to hell!

Kuro: What's up with this guy? Is he sick in the head?

Panpu: I'm not sick! I'm just going to add your soul to my collection!! Kekekeke!

STAGE 4 (I'm just as weirded out as you.)

Reisha: Excuse me! You there sir, are you the one who will oppose me?

Kuro: Eh?! Bu-but I'm really strong you know, I've saved the world countless times...

Huh? You don't know about me?

Reisha: Ah...Please pardon me, my knowledge of the world is a bit lacking....

Kuro: Hmph....Well it's fine. Though I think you should look for someone else to fight.

Reisha: But I'd like to at least try my luck against such an impressive looking person as your self...

(After the fight)

Reisha: Oh my, It appears I have lost...

Kuro: I did say I'm really stong...moreover, are you okay?

Reisha: Yes, thank you for your concern...but I'm not hurt.

Tehehehe! I haven't had this much fun in a long time. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have another go at it please?

Kuro: ...Ah...sure....But can you stand up?

Reisha: I should be able to....Huh? I can't seem to stand...

STAGE 5

Kuro: Whoa! If it isn't Kotetsu! So you came too?

Kotetsu: Of course. I have come to test the results of my long training.

Kuro: Heh, You're always training like an idiot aren't you?

Kotetsu: Well then, let us begin!

Kuro: Hold up! You know this is a bomber tournament right? Do you?

Kotetsu: ...o...of course I do! Hahahahah!

(After the fight)

Kuro: Hehehe, Looks like you still need some training doesn't it?

Kotetsu: Ugh...Looks like i'm going back home to more of teacher's demonic punishment...

Kuro: Sounds tough Kotetsu...I know how it is, Shirobon's always training me to death too...

Kotetsu: We both have it hard don't we...?

Kuro: Yeah...sure do....

STAGE 6

Kuro: What's this? Even this shrimp is a participant?

Mami: I'm not a shrimp!

Golem Bomber: You....are...bullying....Mami?

Kuro: But i can't possibly fight against a shrimp like that kid!

Mami: Go-chan! Get rid of that person!!

Golem Bomber: Gah!

Kuro: You're a Giant ** aren't you....

(After the fight)

Kuro: Even though there were two of you, with a shrimp for an opponent, of course you'd get beaten down!

??: Muh...

Golem Bomber: Stop bullying Mami....

Kuro: But I didn't say anything bad! There's no need to get so angry you know!

Mami: You bully!

Golem Bomber: Gah!

Kuro: Like I said! I didn't say anything or bully anyone!!

STAGE 7

Shiro: So my next opponent is Kurobon? All right! Let's do this! Kuro, come at me with all you've got!

Kuro: Of course! I'm packing everything I've got!

Shiro: Don't hold back like you do when we're practicing!

Kuro: Of course not!

Shiro: You'd better come with everything you've got, cause I'm not going easy on you!

Kuro: You're annoying! I already said I'm gonna fight you seriously!

Shiro: Okay! Then let's fight!!

(After the fight)

Shiro: Superb! I have no more to teach you my son!

Kuro: Why did you become an old man all of a sudden?

Shiro: Hehe, though you've gotten a lot stronger without me knowing-

Kuro: Of course! I don't know how many times I've had to put up with you Shirobon!

Shiro: 'Kay. Just make sure you go and win this thing! I'll cheer you on!

STAGE 8

Deral: Hohohoho! Welcome Bomberman! Oh..it's you the Black bomber...how disapointing.

Kuro: Sorry for not being Shirobon!

Deral: Well it's just that Shirobon is so upstanding and trustworthy, while Kurobon's rebellious, just like a s-p-o-i-l-e-d brat.

Kuro: Wh-wh-wha WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Deral: Oh my! Just as I thought you're ill mannered. That's what I figured from seeing you...and Bis sister is never wrong---

Kuro: Y-y-you! Don't look down on people!!

END OF GAME

When I entered this tournament, I was warned that there was a secret conspiracy underfoot..Though maybe I just thought about it too much. Well I never thought I'd be able to beat Shirobon and take home the victory...though I guess that's a form of respect too. Moreover it seems like we're still in a dangerous situation...though I guess there's a hope that the goddess of hope will grant the wish of Shirobon's that 'I'll be able to fight a strong opponent' But honestly I really don't want to do something like that. Geez I just want to be able to go with the flow a little bit closer...

Shiro: Just a little bit more! Go for it Kurobon!

Kuro: ...I...I GET IT!!