Hajimete No Aku 8

Wow this was..unexpected. Unfortunately I think I can see where this series is headed...and I dooooooooon't like it. I can take perverted hijinks with a paper thin plot, but I will not stand for romance! For now though I'll keep going....in hopes that Fujiki will not head down that route.....


(Top text- The unlucky comedy of two people under one roof!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(Side text- The weirdo who appeared upon a horse! He says the he wants to make Kyouko his bride...seems there's some explaining to do....)

Chapter 8: Won't you~be my bride?

FUJIKI SHUN

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(Sfx- Para para para fwap fwap fwap)

(Side text: Kujou Sukenoshin appears...though he doesn't seem normal at all...)

(Handwritten- Horsey!!)

(Sfx- Piku poit)

Dad: If it isn't Nizou Hachrou's son!

Man this brings me back, how are you doing?

(Handwritten- Came back home)

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Kujou: I've been in active service up until now....hahaha....

Dad: Of course of course, as usual you guys are impressive!

How's Chigusa-san doing?

Still traveling the world?

(Sfx- Hahahahahah)

Jiro: What's all this then? Does he know that fellow?

Kyouko: Apparently, Dad usually does keep some weird company.

(Sfx- kyuu kyuu 'squeeze squeeze')

Eiko: Horsey!! He's so tall and waaarm!!

(Handwritten- Don't do that...it hurts....)

Jiro: But he's wearing a kimono and has a horse. What kind of weirdo does that nowadays?

Kyouko: Well isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?

{Last week A weirdo with a horse broke into our house. End of story. Though more importantly I found a shop that has my favorite ice cream flavor! Gari gari kun! (Chocolate).

Kyouko: Who cares about that second part?!

(Sfx- Pekaaa pop!)

Jiro: It seems that he has some business with you Kyouko.

Kyouko: Hu? Me?

I guess so...something like a B—br---

Eiko: Yeah! By the way.....

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Eiko: What'll we do with this?

Kyouko: It'll be bad if it gets windy.....

Eiko: Can you fix it Jiro?

Jiro: Hmmm...

Well I can see if I have a device that can restore the window....

(Sfx- Goso goso shff shff)

Jiro: Ugh!!

Kujou: Wait wait wait! Since I broke the window, I will have it restored!!

You have been summoned!

(Sfx- Pakitsu snap)

Bag heads: Yessir!

(Sfx- Ban)

Kyouko: Uwah!!

Guys: Fast as lightening!!

(Sfx- Dokakakakaka *twhacktwaktwaktwak*)

Guys: Completed!!

Kyouko: That was quick!!

(Handwritten- Did we have a lion before?!)

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Kujou: Hahahah! Isn't it quite handy?!

Using the strength behind the Kujou family, something like this is child's play!!

I do apologize for breaking the window though, I was so excited I didn't think.

A house like this wasn't meant for a horse to barge into!

Kyouko: Kujou? Kujou...you mean...?

Jiro: You know of them Kyouko?

Kyouko: Of course! They're the third biggest company in Japan! Why DON'T you know about them!?

Eiko: Whoa--!! So he's rich!

Dad: His father was one of my good friends back in college!

(In box- Me.)

Dad: We'd often go drinking until the wee hours of the morning...

Those were good times....

Kyouko: Who's that?

Jiro: Well....why have you come here?

Kujou: Ah of course!

For a very fortunate person, today is a rather lucky day....because there is only one reason why I'd come.

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Kujou: Sorry to keep you waiting Kyouko-kun! Today is the promised day!!

(Banner- Congratulations!!)

(Sfx- Ban ban ban poof poof poof)

(Sfx- Ba ba)

Kujou: I have finally come to take you as my bride!!

Kyouko: Whaaat?

Eiko: Really?! You're his bride?!

Kyouko: What?! Why me?!

Kujou: You didn't know? Our fathers made a deal on it back when were children.

That once we became of marriageable age we'd tie the knot.

Kyouko: No way!! Dad?!

Dad: Hmmmm....

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Dad: Ah no wonder I didn't remember!

I guess it might have been when we were boozing one day....

Kyouko: HEY!!!

Why would you promise something like that?!

Dad: Ow! OW!! Not the hair!!

Kyouko: More importantly, I didn't agree to this!

What kind of nonsense is it to let my dad decide on who I marry.....

Kujou: But a promise is a promise! That's what I've been raised to believe.

Besides, I can see that in your eyes you're excited!!

Kyouko: Uwah....well....he is hot....

(Sfx- Dokiri ba-bump)

Kujou: Simply put you have a nice face...

and a good body...

(Handwritten- Whoa!)
(Sfx- Waku waku shiver shiver)

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Kujou: It's fate I say! Fate, that I would be wed to such a woman!

Aren't you happy?! Because I certainly am!!

(Sfx- Gashii grab)

Kyouko: Huh?!

Kujou: How rude! I guess I need to work on my manners a bit!

I've just never had the luxury to be introduced to such a beautiful maiden

I'm really the luckiest man in the world! Hahahahahah!!

Kyouko: Whoa....his head is totally broken.

(Handwritten- And he's such a hottie too...)

Kujou: Well then Kyouko-kun, shall we go?

Kyouko: Um...I'm gonna need for you to let me go....

(Sfx- batsu 'smack')

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Jiro: You've got no right to hold Kyouko like that....

You mere underling!

Kyouko: Jiro?

Kujou: Underling....?

Jiro: What are you planning to do with Kyouko's perfect body?

(Sfx- zui swif)

Jiro: I won't let you lay a finger on my important modification subject!

On top of that...

You piss me off!!

(Sfx- Katsu)

Kujou: An underling am I?

And then you have the nerve to come between two people who are madly in love?!

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Kujou: Have it your way! Shall we have a little game?

My name is Kujou Shikenoshin! The upcoming head of the Kujou group!!

Jiro: I am known as the 'kill them all' Mad Scientist Doctor J! My real alias is Akuno Jiro!

No need to fear however, I have no intention of going all out on a civilian!!

(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo rmmmmmmmmmmble)

Kujou: Have at it!!

Kyouko: HEY YOU TWO!!!

Don't just randomly pick a fight over whether I'll be a bride or a guinea pig!!

Eiko: A fight...? Oh my!!

(Sfx- Pachi poro poro chew chew chew)

(Handwritten- I'm not a table to eat on...)

Kujou: No need to worry! I'll take care----

Hn?

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Jiro: Let's begin!!

Kujou: You're beautiful!! Would you like to be my bride?

Eiko: Really? Could I have your money then?

Kujou: Hahahah! You're quite unique aren't you!

Okay! You'll be my mistress, and Kyouko will be my wife!!

(Sfx- Basaaan 'THOOMPH*)

Kyouko: AS IF!!

(Sfx- Off he goes!!)
Kujou: What are you doing my bride?

Kyouko: Shut your trap! You're just a womanizer aren't you?!

Kujou: I'm NOT just some womanizer!!

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{I'm MORE than a womanizer!!!}

{I'm the BEST damn womanizer you'll ever see!!}

(Sfx-Katsuu 'sheeeen'!)

(TN- Do you know how hard it was for me not to write 'I'm not a pimp baby, I'm BIG pimpin' here? Do you? Do you know how much self control it took? No...because no one understands me. 'sob')

{Yes! I love females, the more beautiful the better!!}

{All I live for is to have women by my side! If there's a better way to live don't tell me!!}

(Sfx- Kira kira Sparkle sparkle)

(Sfx- Paso paso poso crunch crunch crunch)

Kujou: But there's no need to feel neglected Kyouko-kun!

You will be my number one lady! You are my bride afterall!!

(Sfx- Pakitsu snap)

(Sfx- Dodododododo rmmmmble)

Kyouko: What's that noise?!

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(Sfx- Doka! Bam!!)

(Sfx- Mooo mooo mooo mooo)

(Handwritten- We're in We're in, Excuse us excuse us)

Kujou: Please accept these 100 cows as a dowry !!

Kyouko: Do you know what day and age you're in!? Call them back!!

Kujou: Now! Let's go and get married!!

Kyouko: Huh!?

(Sfx- Hyoi wif)

Jiro: Kyouko?!

(Sfx- Biku biku 'shiver shiver')

Kujou: Southern cross!

Eiko: Whoa!!

(Sfx- Hihi-n whiiiine!)

Kujou: We'll still make the honeymoon if we hurry!!

Kyouko: Gah!! Let me go!!

Eiko: Aah...there go my crisps.....

(Sfx- Pakara pakra cla-clomp cla-clomp)

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Jiro: Damn! These cows are proving troublesome!!

Sister!!

Eiko: What?

(Sfx- Pakara pakara cla-clomp)

Kujou: We're all alone now Honey!

(Sfx-Gasu gasu grind grind)

Kyouko: Who the hell is your honey!? Let go of me!!

Kujou: Hahah, no need to be shy!

We are going to have a dozen kids together after all!!

Kyouko: Wh---Wait just a damn minute!! You're seriously going to take it that far?!

(Sfx- Pakara pakara ka-clomp ka-clomp)

Kyouko: I can't move around the way I want as long as I'm on this horse!?

No way! This can't be happening!!
Someone please...save me---

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Eiko: Oh wow! A nice pitch!!

Kujou: Kyouko-kun!!

(Sfx- Muchauuu smaaack)

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Kujou: A dozen kids isn't enough! We need at least two!!

(Sfx- Muchauuu*smaaack*)

(Handwritten- Stop it stop it! This is creepy!)

Jiro: Kyouko, have you been hurt?!

Kyouko: N—No I'm fine.

Jiro: I see....that is good.

You shouldn't worry me like this.....

Kyouko: T—Thanks for saving me.

I guess you're not completely useless after all....I'm happy you came.

Jiro: Of course I would! If you went and got married, how would I be able to modify you?

Kyouko: Wait a minute! You're not trying to touch my butt are you?

Could it be that's why you came out here to save me?!

(Sfx- Gyahh gyahhh)

Jiro: Wha?! Don't be stupid woman!! I can't touch what isn't the—OOF!!

Why would I switch from your breasts to your butt anyway?!

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Kujou: Hold it right there!!

(Sfx- Dokasha dokasha dssh dssh)

(Sfx- Dokara dokara ka-clomp kaclomp)
Kujou: I won't allow anyone to get in the way of true love!!

Wait just a moment Kyouko-kun! I'll save you and your luscious kiss!!

Jiro: He brought the horse?!

Persistent aren't you...!!

Eiko: All right, that's enough!!

(Sfx- Don tmp)

Jiro: Sister!

Kyouko: Huh?! When did you get here?!

(Sfx- Yoro yoro wobble wobble)

(Sfx-Chyoinnn reeee)

Eiko: You said your name was Kujou or whatever right?

Sorry to tell ya this, but Kyouko-chan can't be your bride!

(Sfx- Saku saku saku crnch crnch crnch)

(Handwritten- Got hold of another bag.)

Kujou: Wha?

(Sfx- Saku saku gokun chew chew ahh)

Eiko: Why you ask? Because Kyouko-chan is....

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Eiko: This man Jiro's property!!!

Look at them! They're totally in an embarrassing love love situation!!

(Sfx- Baaaaan)

Kyouko: Say whaaat?

Kujou: Impossible!! My Kyouko-kun is...

In a love love situation with that man?!

Kyouko: Hold it Oneechan!! Who's....
Eiko: Sssh!!

(Sfx-Kuri fwip)

Eiko: Leave everything here to me!

(Sfx- Girari gleem)

Eiko: I call this the 'Heart pounding date' plan!!

Jiro: A date you say?

(Side text- A nice assist?! Next week....will be even more heart pounding?!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 14.