Shounen Shinka-ron 2

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…え…？
Sana: Wha--?

新…曲...？
Sana: My new...

…って
Sana: ...song?

え...？
Sana: Huh...?

ちょ…
Sugino: Wait!

歌が入るなんて聞いてないぞ
Sugino: I never heard that he was going to sing!

いったいどういう…
Sugino: What the hell do you--

？　い…いえADが伝えに行ったはずなんですけど…
Techie: B-But the assistant director went to tell you about it...

なんだか麻生さんの控室誰も入るなという事だったみたいで
Techie: He said that you weren’t letting anyone in Asou-san’s changing room...

もしかしてその後バタバタしてたからそのまま――
Techie: ...I guess he never got a chance to tell you about it with everyone rushing around.

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麻生さん？
Host: Asou-san?

―――ど…
Sana: Wha-

どうしよう
Sana: What should I do?

あ…
Sana: Umm...

だ…だって俺父さんの新曲なんて歌えな―――
Sana: I-I mean, there’s no way I can sing Dad’s new song--

こそ
SFX: Psss

砂名さんっ
Shiho: Sana-san!

くん
SFX: Tug

びく。
SFX: Twitch.

は、
Sana(Hand written): Oh!

え…
Sana: Uh...

あ…
San: Umm...

こそ
SFX: Psss

砂名さん前
Shigo: Over there, Sana-san.

明日を楽し（とにかと
Sign: “Please look forward...tomorrow (Just

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これこれ。
Handwritten: Down here!

明日を楽しみにしていて（とにかと笑って！！）
Sign: “Please look forward to hearing it tomorrow.” (Just smile!!)

え…
Sana: Huh...?

あ…あの…
Sana: U-Umm...so...

あ…その…
Sana: Uh, anyway...

ざわ
SFX: Rustle

あ…あの麻生さん？
Host: Excuse me, Asou-san?

すみません準備を…
Host: Could you please get ready...?

ぎゅ。
SFX: Squeeze.

―――っっ
Sana: .......!!

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わ
Shiho(handwritten): I-

私が歌います！！
Shiho: I’ll sing it!!

どーん。
SFX: Total shocker.

明日を楽しみにしていて（とにかと笑って！！）
Sign: “Please look forward to hearing it tomorrow.” (Just smile!!)

い…っ
Sana: Iz-!

泉さ…
Sana: Izumi-sa-

きっ
SFX: Hmph!

だ…っ
Shiho: It...

大丈夫！！私だって一応歌手だもん
Shiho: It’s okay!! Don’t forget, I’m a singer too!

麻生さんみたく上手には歌えないけど―――
Shiho: I may not be able to sing it as well as Asou-san, but--

はっ
Shiho(side note): Crap!

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きゃーっっ
Shiho(handwritten: Kyaaa!

そういえば麻生さんの新曲まだ聞いた事がなかったですーっっ
Shiho(handwritten): I just realized I haven’t heard Asou-san’s new song yet!

ごめんなさいー
Shiho(handwritten): I’m so sorry!

発売前
Sign: Not for sale yet.

ひそ
SFX: Whispers

お…おい
Techie: H-Hey,

なんで泉志穂が麻生水城かばってんだ？
Techie: why is Izumi Shiho covering up for Asou Mizuki?

ざわ
SFX: Rustle

ざわ
SFX: Rustle

ひそ
SFX: Pssst

これって生だよな　問題ねえのかな
Techie: Isn’t this live? This can’t good.

そういえばほら　あれあの２人ちょっと前につき合ってるって噂あったじゃん
Techie2: Oh yeah, I just remembered! There used to be a rumor going around that those two were going out.

ああ　じゃあ　あれマジだったんだ
Techie3: Yeah. Guess it was legit.

つーかさ　麻生なら女選び放題だろ？　勿体ねぇなー
Techie: But Asou could have any woman he wanted. What a waste.

なんでまたあんなジミな子と
Techie(side comment): Why’d he choose such a homely girl?

大丈夫です　元気だして下さい砂名さん
Shiho: It’s okay. Don’t let it get you down, Sana-san.

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急にカメラの前で歌えって言われたら誰だってキンチョーしちゃいますよ
Shiho: Anyone would clam up if they were suddenly asked to sing in front of the camera.

…で...でも
Sana: But...But I...

番組　中断させちゃって…泉さんにまであんな迷惑を…
Sana: They had to cancel the program mid-way... And I put you out, too...

そんな迷惑だなんて…
Shiho: You didn’t put me out any...

それに父さんにも…
Sana: And then there’s Dad...

俺―――…
Sana: I...

…砂名さん…
Shiho: Sana-san...

え…えーと
Shiho: W-Well...

だ…大丈夫ですよおじさ…イエ麻生さんならきっとん…んーと
Shiho: Don’t worry about it! Your old man--I mean Asou-san--will probably just...um...

２～３発ものすごいケリが入るくらいで許してくれますよ
Shiho: ...let it slide after he gives you two or three super kicks.

あうあうー
Shiho(handwritten): Umm...Uh...

…泉さん…
Sana: Izumi-san...

それにこの後のことは麻生さんがきっとフォローしてくださいます
Shiho: Besides, I’m sure Asou-san will be able to clean this mess right up!

だから砂名さんも元気出して下さい
Shiho: So please cheer up already.

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ほら
Shiho: After all,

麻生さんならどんな事でもさらりとかわしちゃいますから
Shiho: Asou-san can squeak through any situation without getting a scratch.

ズキン
SFX: Th-Thump

そ…
Sana: I...

だよね
Sana: ...guess.

…父さんなんだかんだ言っても…やっぱり頼りになるから
Sana: No matter what else you can say about the guy, he is pretty reliable...

だから　ホント気にしなくていいんだってさなちゃん
Sugino: Now I mean it, quit letting this eat at you, Sana-chan.

で…でも…
Sana: B-But...

いや　だって俺がしっかりフォロー入れられなかったんだしさ
Sugino: I wasn’t able to help you all that much back there myself.

つーか大体水城の奴が…
Sugino: This is all Mizuki’s fault...

あれほど言っといただろう
Manager: How many times have I told you?

志穂
Manager: Shiho?

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っと
Sugino: Oops.

ご…ごめんなさい
Shiho: I...I’m sorry...

マネージャーさん
Note: Manager-san

前に一度麻生くんと噂になった時に
Manager: Don’t tell me you’ve already forgotten...

どれだけあの子のファンの子たちにヒドイ目に遭わされたか忘れた訳じゃないだろ
Manager: ...what his fans put you through the last time rumors got around about you and Asou-kun going out.

なのに生番組であんな事したらまた何を書かれるか
Manager: I can just see the letters they’ll send after watching that.

いくら今は結構芸能人同士のつき合いがオープンになったとはいえお前と麻生くんじゃやっぱり…
Manager: Fans have become pretty open-minded about entertainers dating each other, but you should reconsider...

少しは考えなきゃだめだよ
Manager: ...going out with Asou-kun.

は。
Handwritten: Ah!

さ…さなちゃ…
Sugino: S-Sana-chan...

おそる おそる
SFX: Scared to look

ずーん。
SFX: Drooping shoulders.

や…やっぱり…
Sugino: F-Figures...

しまった！！
Sugino(siden note): Shit!!

聞いてた！！
Sugino(hand written): He heard everything!!

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カメラの前でダンマリ？
Naoki: You spooked in front of the camera?

へぇ
Naoki: Hmm...

そりゃまたズイブンと潔いな
Naoki: You’ve got a lot of nerve.

主張したい事でもあんのかよ
Naoki: Were you tryin’ say somethin’?

そ…そんなんじゃ…
Sana: N-No, I wasn’t...

そ…それに歌う以前に俺…父さんの新曲なんて知んなかったから…
Sana: B-Besides, I’ve never heard your new song so there’s no way I could sing it...
.
…ふうん
Naoki: Hmm...

少年進化論
Aside: Shounen Shinkaron—Theory of Boy’s Evolution

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聞けよ
Naoki: At least...
パパの新曲くらい
Naoki: ...listen to your Daddy’s new songs.

くら。
SFX: Dizzy.

…水城…
Sugino: Mizuki...

一応まだ発売前だし…
Sugino: It hasn’t been released yet...

ものすごいケリ２～３発じゃなくて
Sana: He didn’t give me two or three super kicks.

裏拳一発入れられた
Sana: He whacked me instead.

…いたかった
Sana(handwritten): It really hurt...

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

杉野さんが助けてくれたのに俺が何もできなかったから
Sana: Sugino-san did his best to help me out, but I just sat there like a bump on a log.

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

泉さんにまで迷惑かけてしまって…
Sana: I even put Izumi-san out...

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

ふう。
Sana(Hand written): Ugh...

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

どうしよう…
Sana: What should I do...?

それに　何よりも父さんに迷惑を―――
Sana: Plus, I made a mess of things for Dad...

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―――って
Sana: .......?

きっ…気のせいかな
Sana: Am...Am I getting paranoid?

な…なんだかものすごく注目あびてる気がするんだけど…
Sana: I swear it feels like everyone here is staring at me...

びく
SFX: Shudder

びく
SFX: Shudder

昨日休んでるトキ学校でなにかあったのかな
Sana(handwritten): Did something happen at school yesterday while I was out?

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

ね
Girl1(side note): Hey!

ねえねえあの人じゃない？
Girl1: Over there! It’s him!

藤崎くんって
Girl1: It’s Fujisaki-kun!

え　どこどこ？どの人？
Girl2: Huh? Where? Where is he?

見えねー
Girl2(side note): I don’t see him.

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

どーん
SFX: Totally unexpected

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―以上が今回のキャスティングです
Host: --and that’s everyone in the cast.

続きましては質疑応答に移らせて頂きますが
Host: We would like to move on to Q&A now, but please refrain...

関係のない質問等はー
Host: ...from asking questions unrelated--

麻生さん
Reporter1: Asou-san!

麻生さんちょっといいですか
Reporter1: Asou-san, could I have a moment?

今回の映画では麻生さん演じる主人公が声が出なくなるシーンがあるそうですが
Reporter1: Rumor has it that your next starring role focuses on a boy who loses his voice.

昨日の生番組の事と何か関係はあるんですか
Reporter1: Is this related to what happened in yesterday’s live broadcast?

すみません　関係のない質問は
Host: Please refrain from asking questions unrelated to this film.

麻生さん泉さんとの事ですが
Reporter2: Tell us about you and Izumi-san.

彼女　昨日麻生さんを必死でかばったように見えましたが
Reporter2: It looked like she was trying her best to cover for you yesterday.

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イエ
Naoki(side note): Nah.

すみません
Naoki: Sorry ’bout that.

ご迷惑かけて本当に申し訳ありませんでした
Naoki: I truly feel horrible about all the trouble I’ve caused everyone.

あの…昨日　俺緊張しちゃってて…歌詞忘れてしまって
Naoki: I guess...I just got nervous...and forgot the lyrics.

ひ～すッげー恥ずかしい
Naoki(side comment): It was really embarrassing.

くす
SFX: Giggle

くす
SFX: Giggle

麻生くんでも緊張しちゃうんですか
Reporter1: So even the great Asou-kun gets nervous.

くす
SFX: Giggle

くす
SFX: Giggle

実は俺小心者なんで
Naoki: After all, I am still new at this.

くす
SFX: Giggle

くす
SFX: Giggle

泉さんもこんな情けない奴放っておけなかったんだと思います
Naoki: I think a part of Izumi-san couldn’t bare to watch me make a fool of myself.

彼女にもご迷惑かけてしまいました
Naoki: I really put her in a tight spot.

ほら僕って母性本能くすぐるタイプですので
Naoki(TV): I guess I just tug on most women’s maternal instinct.

どっ
SFX: Bwahaha!

く…っ
Komatsu: ...!

そうきたか！！
Komatsu: That’s his angle!!

ち、ちきしょーかわいすぎる！！
Komatsu: Damn it but he’s too cute!!

がし。
SFX: Squeeze.

…あんた…職員室のテレベに何を…
Teacher: What do you think you’re watching in the teacher’s room?

見えねーよ
Teacher(Side): I can’t see!

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はー
Komatsu: Haah,

…しっかし
Komatsu: But still,

見れば見るほど藤崎くんに似てるなあ
Komatsu: the more I look at him, the more he resembles Fujisaki-kun.

あ　この横顔なんか特に
Komatsu: Especially his side profile.

ホント　きれいだったもんなぁ　あのひと
Komatsu: Seriously though, he really was hot...

つーか横顔ばっかりしか見れなかったって事なんだけどさー
Komatsu: Come to think of it, I’ve only seen his side profile.

ふう。
SFX: Sighs...

…でも
Komatsu: But...

「藤崎
Naoki: “I’m Fujisaki...

砂名です」
Naoki: Sana.”

昨日の屋上の子まで
Komatsu: The kid I saw on the roof yesterday...

一瞬　本当に藤崎くんに見えちゃうなんて
Komatsu: ...looked just like Fujisaki-kun for a second there.

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はぁっ
SFX: Man,

逢いたいなあ
Komatsu: I wanna see him again.

やば　泣きそう
Komatsu: Gosh, I feel like I’m gonna cry.

パラ
SFX: Flip

…あった
Komatsu: Found him....

確かこの子
Komatsu: This is the kid.

フリガナ　フジサキ　サ
Form Top line: Furigana: Fujisaki Sa--

氏名　藤崎　砂名
Form Second Line: Name Fujisaki Sana

フリガナ
Form Third line: Furigana
住所　　東京都
Form Fourth line: Address Tokyo

いくら名字が一緒とはいえ
Komatsu: They have the same last name.

まさかとは思うけど
Komatsu: It must be a coincidence.

あんなに似てると
Komatsu: But they really resemble each other.

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保護者名
Form Top Line: Parent/Guardian

キ　ナオキ
Form Second Line: --ki Naoki

崎　直樹
Form Third Line: --saki Naoki

キョウ　ト
Form Fourth Line: --kyo

東京都
Form Fifth Line: Tokyo

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

ねぇ昨日見た！？
Student1: So did you see him yesterday?!

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

見たにきまってんじゃん
Student2: You bet I did!

もう！！
Student2(side note): Oh gawd!!

ちょっと昨日さー
Student3: So like yesterday--

まさか　あの藤崎くんがねー
Girl1: Who woulda thought it’d be Fujisaki-kun!

ぎゃー
SFX: Kyaaa!

マジびっくりだよ　アレはー！！
Girl2: Talk about a real shocker there!!

どうしよう
Girl2(Side note): What should we do?

え？なになに？何の話？
Chubby: Huh? What’s gives? What’s the big deal?

はあ
Chubby: Yeah, right.

んなわけねーじゃん
Chubby: There’s no way in hell.

藤崎ってあの根暗のブサイクの事だよねぇ？
Chubby: Isn’t Fujisaki that super creepy kid?

あれが噂の「麻生水城」！？
Chubby: And you want me to believe he’s our “Mizuki Asou”?!

はー。
Chubby(side note): Geez...

第一　水城くん昨日生番組出てたしー
Chubby: Besides, Mizuki-kun was on live TV yesterday.

私　寝ながら見てたもんね
Chubby(side note): I watched it while dozing.

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だからー！！
Girl1: Lighten up!!

そりゃ本物じゃないけどさぁ　もう心臓止まるくらいそっくりなんだってば
Girl1: He’s not the real deal, but he’s close enough my heart just about stopped when I saw him!

はいはいスゴイですねぇー
Chubby: Yeah, yeah. That’s all hunky-dory.

ちょ…
Girl1: Hey!

あんたも見たらマジびっくり…
Girl1: You’re in for a dozy when you see him!

から
SFX: Slides open

え
Sana: Huh?

じ―――。
SFX: Stares.

ええっ！！
Sana: What gives?!

な…なんなんだろう
Sana: Wh-What’s with everyone?

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

ひそ
SFX: Pssst

びくびく
Sana: Shudder Shudder

なあ　これって提出今日の朝までじゃなかったけ？
Boy1: Hey, weren’t we supposed to turn this in this morning?

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げー　マジー？
Boy2: Crap! You sure?

めんどくせー
Boy2: This sucks.

しょーがねーじゃん
Boy1: Don’t blame me.

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

ひそ
SFX: Whisper

びくうっ
SFX: Jolt of lightning!

い…いえ
Boy1: I-It’s nothing!

自分で持って行きます！！
Boy1: We’ll go drop it off ourselves!!

昨日はすみませんでしたぁーっっ
Boy2: Sorry about yesterday!!

け…
Sana: They’re...

敬語...？
Sana: ...being nice?

困惑。
SFX: Confused.

なんで…？
Sana(side): Why?

や…やっぱり気のせいなのかな…
Sana: A-Am I really just imagining all this?

な…何だか今日は皆ヘンな気がする…けど…
Sana: E-Everyone seems to be acting really weird today...

起立―
Student: Stand!

礼―
Student: Bow!

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あ―――…
Teacher: Oooh!

ふ…藤崎
Teacher: F-Fujisaki.

は…はい…
Sana: Y-Yes sir?

元気か？
Teacher: Feeling a-okay?

えへ。
SFX: Tee-hee.

……ハイ。
Sana(hand written): Yes sir...?

…おっ…
Sana: Something...

いやー元気か
Teacher(handwritten): So you’re feeling well.

元気ならいいんだ
Teacher(hand written): Glad to hear it.

おかしいよ
Sana: ...isn’t right.

絶対におかしいよ！！
Sana: Something weird’s going on!!

ひーッ
SFX: Gack!

な…なんで先生が頬染めながら俺に体調　聞いてくるんだよ
Sana: Wh-Why did my teacher blush when he asked me how I’m doing?

フツーしないよそんなことー！！！
Sana: That’s not normal!!

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しゃ…社長
Sugino: S-Sir...

こっ…この度は本当に申し訳ありませんでした
Sugino: I apologize wholeheartedly for what happened.

びく
SFX: Trembling

びく
SFX: Trembling

ふ
Boss: Humph.

生番組に棒立ちの上女に助けてもらうとは
Boss: So you got rescued by a talentless actress on a live broadcast.

お前にしてはズイブンと可愛気のあるマネをしたもんだな水城
Boss: You were as cute as a damsel in distress, Mizuki.

は…
Sugino: Phew...

そりゃどうも
Naoki: Gee, thanks.

すみません　すみません
Sugino(handwritten): I’m sorry, so sorry.

カメラの前でかわいくおびえる顔ってのもなかなかそそられんじゃねぇの？
Naoki: I was pretty hot when I was shaking in my boots in front of the camera, wasn’t I?

イイカンジだったでしょ
Naoki(side note): Didn’t I look great?

ふ…どうせあれはお前ではなくあの子供だったんだろう
Boss: Humph. I know that it was that kid in front of the camera, not you.

まぁ　お前に似ているのはあの顔だけのようだがな
Boss: It would appear that the only thing he did inherit from you was your looks.

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…ええ
Naoki: Seriously....

このかわいいお顔が似てりゃ充分でしょ
Naoki: All he needs is a cute little face like mine anyway.

他に何か？
Naoki: What else is there?

ああそうだな
Boss: True enough.

そういえばお前　今禁煙中だそうだな
Boss: Oh yes, I heard that you’re not supposed to smoke anymore.

（まあどうせ長続きはせんだろうがな）
Boss: (I doubt you can restrain yourself all that long anyway)

心の声。
Boss(side note): What he really meant.

カチン
SFX: Snap

ふ
SFX: Humph.

ぜったいに吸わねぇ…
Naoki: I’ll never smoke again...

く...っ
Naoki: Grr...

がんばれ俺
Naoki(hand written): I can do it!

社長ナイス！！
Sugino: Good going, sir!!

キーン　コーン
SFX: Ding Dong

ひそ。
SFX: Whisper

ね…ねぇもう放課後になっちゃったよ
Girl1: Darn it! The school’s after hours are almost over!

藤崎くん帰っちゃうよ
Girl1(side note): Fujisaki-kun’s gonna leave!

誰か声かけてみようよ
Girl1: Someone go say something to him!

ひそ。
SFX: Whisper.

ひそ。
SFX: Whisper.

で…でもドキドキじゃん～っっ
Girl2: But I’m so nervous!

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

とにかくさ！！もいっかいメガネ取っ手もらって
Girl1: We just need him to take off his glasses again.

ざわ
SFX: Chatter

あ私ケータイで撮りたい！！
Girl2: I wanna a picture of him on my cell!

ねぇ　ちょっと
Chubby: Hey, you.

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…え...？
Sana: Huh?

は―――。
Chubby(SFX): Ugh...

あんたさぁメガネとってくんない
Chubby: Take off the glasses will ya.
…え…
Sana: Huh...?

あ…
Sana(hand written): Um...

なん…で...？
Sana: Why...should I?

だってあんた昨日皆の前でメガネ外したそうじゃん
Chubby: Everyone keeps going on about how you took them off yesterday.

それで皆あんたの顔が水城くんに似てるって
Chubby: Now they’re saying you’re the spittin’ image of Mizuki-kun.

…….え…
Sana: Wha....?

あーもう早くしろよ
Chubby: God, just do it already!

ムカつくぅー
Chubby: You’re pissing me off.

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昨日…って…
Sana: But yesterday...

だって…俺…
Sana: I was....

それに自分から文化祭のステージで麻生水城のマネをするって立候補したんだって？
Chubby: Did you seriously volunteer to go on stage during the school festival and do an Asou Mizuki impersonation?

はーすっげぇ自信
Chubby: Talk about over-confident.

だって昨日は―――…
Sana: But yesterday....

って
Chubby(handwritten): Hey!

ちょっときいてんの！？
Chubby: You listenin’ to me?!

ちょっとー
Chubby: C’mon!

まさか
Sana: Don’t tell me...

父さんが…！？
Sana: ...Dad--?!