Bleach -107

[TN: 18 and 19 are labelled in the correct order, unlike in the RAW.]

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[side text: What happened 110 years ago? This man holds the key to it all!!]
Urahara: Ahhhhhhhhh... // I'm real sorry for being late. // Oh, and... / Pleased to meet you all!
[box: Twelfth Division Captain (newly appointed) / Urahara Kisuke]

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Bleach
-107: Turn Back The Pendulum 2
[insert text: Once Shinigami... // ...now, Visored.]

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Shinji: The hell. // New guy seems a real layabout, huh...?
Rose: You're not exactly one to talk...
Hiyori: .....................
Urahara: Ehhhhhhm... // Can I... / ...come in now?
Yoruichi: Oh, don't be such a dolt!

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Yoruichi: You're a Captain now, so act like it! // You could at least enter the hall with some confidence, Kisuke!
[box: Second Division Captain (of the day) / Commander in Chief of the Special Forces, as well as Commanding Officer of Unit One of the same, the Enforcement Troops / Shihouin Yoruichi]
Urahara: Okay......

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Yoruichi: Come on... / Move it already, then!
Urahara: Owww!
Yamamoto: Captains. / It would appear we are all present. // Let us now begin... // the Rite of Inauguration.

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Yamamoto: I am sure you are all aware of this already... // But seven days ago, the Twelfth Division Captain, Hikifune Kirio, was instructed to leave her post, that she may be promoted.

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Yamamoto: As such, on the same day, elections were opened for a new Captain, a fact of which all existing Captains were notified. // The following day, // upon the recommendation of Second Division Captain, Shihouin Yoruichi, // the third seat of the same Division was summoned. // And then yesterday, in the presence of myself, Yamamoto Genryuusai, // as well as three other Division Captains, he took the Captain Proficiency Exam, and was examined on his suitability for the post. // There were no objections to his ability or character, // and as such,

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Yamamoto: We are here today to appoint the former Third Seat of the Second Division, Urahara Kisuke, // ...as the new Captain of the Twelfth Division.

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Urahara: Ehhhhhhhh...mm... // So that's how it is. // I'm gonna be your Captain from now on. // Pleased to meet'cha. // ..................

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Urahara: Pleased to meet -
Hiyori: I ain't standing for this crap!! / Just losin' Cap'n Hikifune all of a sudden like this was pissin' me off more than enough already... // But what's with you?! Second Division, they're all Special Forces!! / We don't want no nasty spies who go about assassinatin' people commandin' our Division!!
Shinigami: L - / Lieutenant...! // You can't speak to the Captain that way...!
Hiyori: WHAT?!!! / You guys know I'm speakin' for everybody here!! // Y'all think so too, don't'cha?!! / How the hell are we meant to work for some lazy dumbass like this punk anyway?!!

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Shinigami: ...We... really... // ...We really don't...
Urahara: Hahahah...
Hiyori: The hell's so funny?!! / We're dissin' the guys you used to work for here!! // Can'tcha at least get pissed off?!!! / Don'tcha even care, you stupid coward?!!
Urahara: But... // I'm the Captain of the Twelfth Division now, so...

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Urahara: I made a decision when I got out of bed this morning... / "Once I get out of this bed, I'm a member of the Twelfth Division." // "From now on, I'm only going to get angry if someone badmouths the Twelfth Division." // After all, I think changing what makes you mad and what doesn't... // ...is kind of basically the same thing as "changing your own feelings". // Right?
Hiyori: The hell's that?!! // Ugh, whatever!!

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Urahara: ............
Hiyori: ...Owww...... // The hell's he wearin' under that hakama of his...?
Urahara: ...*sigh*...
Shinji: What a surprise. / Havin' trouble like always?

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Urahara: Captain Hirako...
Shinji: Call me Shinji. / We're both Captains, ain't we? // So how're ya findin' Hiyori? / Pain, ain't she?
Urahara: Weeeell...
Shinji: That kid loved Captain Hikifune like she was her own mother... // It's gonna be hard for her to get over this.
Urahara: I guess it would be, huh... / Though I'd really like to get on well with her... // I guess I can't really replace her old Captain that easily...
Shinji: ...Do ya really mean that? / Hm?

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Shinji: I hate to talk like I'm better'n you or whatever... // But I'd like to just give you a little tip, as a guy who's had a little experience at this job. // When ya find yourself in a position of command... // Even if ya sympathise with 'em, ya can't be too sensitive to your subordinates' feelings. // You do things how you wanna do 'em. // An' if doin' it your own way doesn't work out... / ...then that just means the job ain't for you. // Besides... // You've never been all that good... // ...at considerin' people's feelings anyway, now, have ya?

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Shinji: Well... // Whatever. // Ya shouldn't pay too much attention to what I say. // I just thought I'd stick my nose in 'cause you strike me as kinda like myself. // So... // How long you gonna stand there watchin'...?

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Shinji: Sousuke.
Aizen: ...Impressive. // When did you notice me?
Shinji: Ever since you were in your mother's womb. // Let's go.
Aizen: Yes, sir.

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Aizen: ...Captain...
Shinji: What?
Aizen: You really are quite a frightening individual.
Shinji: That's my line.
Urahara: ...Yoruichi-san... // It's just like you told me... // Being a Captain... / ...seems interesting!
Hiyori: Wha... // ...wha...?!

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Hiyori: WHAT THE HELL D'YA CALL THIS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?!
Urahara: Ah! / G'morning, Hiyori-san.
Hiyori: Where the hell d'ya think you are, huh?!! This is the main freakin' squad hall!! / Ya can't go around remodellin' it like this!!
Urahara: Don't see why not. / It's my room now, after all. // Besides, I'm not "remodelling", just rearranging.
Hiyori: Like hell you are!! I can't even recognise the freakin' place!!

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Urahara: ...You don't have to do it straight away. / But little by little... // ...I'd like it if you could start to understand. // Understand me, I mean. // And little by little, I'll try... / ...to understand you, too, Hiyori-san... // Okay?
Hiyori: SCREW THAT!!!!
Urahara: Oww! // Ah - ! // That reminds me. // There's something I'd like to ask of you. / Hiyori-san. // I'd like you to accompany me... // ...to the "Maggot Hive".
[side text: A rough-edged duo?! // What could this "Maggot Hive" be...?!]