Sket Dance 60

[TN: Okay, first things first. REALLY STUPID MISTAKE ALERT. You know that damn superhero character I've been calling "Boppman"? Forget that ever happened. His name is Poppman. It was an understandable mistake in Chapter 57 when the name first appeared (the difference is between the character ボ and the character ポ, and the RAW was literally so blurry it was impossible to tell which it was; I just assumed "Boppman" because it sounded so much more likely), but I can't believe I didn't catch my mistake after the name showed up FOUR TIMES in chapter 59, including once in REALLY BIG TEXT >_< And then it appears another four times in this chapter and I almost didn't catch it here either... >_______< I have edited the Chapter 57 and 59 translations. If anyone wants to release v2's... >___________________<]

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Sket Dance
[insert text: The past... and finally, Himeko meets Bossun...?!]
Bossun: But ma~~n, to think I'd actually meet a Poppman fan in high school...! // So are you keen on the first-season stuff? // You know that one part? The illusion finale, did you see that? // Do you have any other Poppman stuff? I've got some stickers, d'you want any?
Himeko: Shaddup.
Bossun: Whaaa?!
Himeko: Stop bein' all buddy-buddy. An' don't talk to me just 'cause you feel like it. // Now move it.
[Chapter 60: Ogress (4)]

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[Text: I won't make friends. // I made that decision before I entered this school.]
[Flashbacks: Stay away from us...! // She's scary... // If you get too close, she'll kill you... // Onihime...]
Himeko: Aaaarghhh!! / Why the hell are you still there?!!

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Himeko: What?! Whaddaya want?!
Bossun: Huh? Ahh... I just, uh... // That hat... I still didn't really get a good look at it... // And well, I don't really have anyone else I can talk to this stuff about, so... uh... // Could you maybe not tell me to "move it" like that...?
Himeko: You're cryin' now?!!
Bossun: Sh - shaddup!! I know I say a lot of things to people, but for some reason when people get rough with me I just end up crying, okay?!!
Himeko: What are you, a kid?!! // (This guy... // What's with him?!)
Chiaki: Oh? // Fujisaki-kun, Onizuka-san, you seem to be having fun!

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Bossun: Fun? What's fun about it? I was just teaching her about the basic principles of student life. / The topic was "Don't tell people to 'move it'".
Himeko: Seriously, are you still stuck on that?! // Ah, forget it. / Seriously, just move it, okay? / You're depressing an' you make me sick. // An' that hair...
Bossun: Whaaat?! // What did you just say?!!! / What the heck has my hair got to do with anything?!!
Himeko: The way it goes all curly like that just above your ears just really kinda pisses me off.
Bossun: Huh?! You mean the "Fujisaki Wings"?
Himeko: "Fujisa..." ...the hell is that? / What, can ya FLY with those things?!!
Chiaki: Eheh... // Ahahahaha...! // You're so funny, Onizuka-san... // It's like a little comedy routine!

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Himeko: If ya really want that thing, you can have it.
Bossun: What? Seriously?
Himeko: An' in return, you just stay away from me in future.
[TN: omg Bossun serious face.]

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Bossun: Hey! // Check it out - I brought in these Popp Goggles I had when I was a kid!
Himeko: ...............
Bossun: They're kinda worn-out now, though. But if I put 'em on, they kind of block everything out and I can re~ally concentrate!
Himeko: Look... ya do remember what I said yesterday, right...?
Bossun: Oh, yeah - I tried on that hat you gave me at home! // And ma~n, does that thing ever get you fired up! // It just, y'know, gives me some real spirit! // I kind of get this Poppman feeling... / Like, I dunno, I could go around saving people and stuff!
Himeko: ............
Bossun: Like, you know, a feeling of power flooding through my body? / Hahahah...

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[Text: And so there was another one. // Another annoying pest...]

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[Text: Another one...]

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Kouhai: Aghh... the hell're you doing, Senpai?!
Senpai: Ah, sorry... it was just a little kick.
Kouhai: You've gone and dented it now! It's ruined!! // Just 'cause you went and blew a ton of cash at Pachinko doesn't mean you've gotta take it out on my car!
Senpai: Yeah, like I said, sorry! Heheheh...
Kouhai: Hm?
Chiaki: Ah - / I'm sorry~! // That's my ball... // It didn't hit your car, did it?

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Himeko: (That's... Takahashi-san. // But who're those guys...? // Ahh...! // I... I know them! Aren't those the same guys I took out a while back...?!) // Hey, Takahashi-san... what's up?
Chiaki: Onizuka-san... // Oh... it's nothing! / Haha... // Nothing at all, really. // Absolutely nothing... // Well, see you!
Himeko: Hey - wait!

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Bossun: Ahh...
Kazuyoshi: Ah - / I'm sorry!
Bossun: No, no, it was my fault, really!
Kazuyoshi: Oh... // Aren't these "Gumin Gummies"?
Bossun: Yeah... you know them? Not many people do...
Kazuyoshi: My brother really loves them.
[TN: Oh, Switch... >______<]
Bossun: Take them.
Kazuyoshi: Huh?
Bossun: For your brother.
Kazuyoshi: Oh, no... I didn't mean...

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Bossun: Come on, you can have them! You know what they say - anybody who likes Gumin Gummies can't be bad!
Kazuyoshi: They... say that? / Well... all right then. Thank you. // There sure are a lot of interesting people here...
Chiaki: ...And, well... / It was really dark, so I couldn't see what I was doing... // And I accidentally threw it into this car... // They told me I'd have to pay for the dent I'd made... // It wasn't really all that much money... / So I'm going there tonight, to give it to them.
Himeko: By the statue, huh? // And you're goin' alone? There's totally somethin' up here! / You shouldn't go an' do somethin' like that!
Chiaki: But...

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Chiaki: I was the one in the wrong... and I do have their names and addresses, so...
Himeko: Look, okay? / Those guys ain't after cash, they're after girls! // If you go an' meet those guys alone, they're just gonna drag you off somewhere! / That's the way those bastards work!
Chiaki: The "way they work"...? / Why would you know something like that, Onizuka-san? // Look, I think I am going to go and meet them. It'll be fine! / But thanks for worrying about me all the same!
Himeko: Fujisaki...

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Bossun: Is that true, what you said just now? // She's going to go see those guys, isn't she?! Then we've gotta go save her!!
Himeko: ...............
Flashback!Himeko: I'll protect you.
Himeko: ...I ain't goin'.
Bossun: Onizuka!!
Himeko: Friends just... / ...stab you in the back.

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Bossun: I see... / So you were bullied back in middle school...
Himeko: There's no way you can understand how I feel about this. / So just leave me alone, okay? // (......................I'll just keep quiet about the Onihime stuff... // If anybody finds out about that, everyone'll be too scared to come near me again, an'... // Ahh...! // The hell's wrong with me.........? // Didn't I want people to just leave me alone...?)
Bossun: You shouldn't say stuff like "you can't understand". // You're not the only one with feelings, you know.
Himeko: Fujisaki...
Bossun: You're full of shit!
Himeko: !!!

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Himeko: Th... The hell?! / What the fuck did you just say?!!
Bossun: I'm saying it's just not right!! // Acting like you're the heroine of some terrible tragedy...! // Is that really what you're like?!!
Himeko: .........!! // Wha...! // Oh, you've got some nerve, spoutin' that kinda shit to a girl!!
Bossun: Hah! This is no joke, you know! / Acting like you're the only one who's had it rough... // Stop just wallowing in your own self-pity!!
Himeko: WHAT WAS THAT?!! // WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW?!!
Bossun: I don't know!! 'Cause I haven't had it all rough like that, okay?!! // But are you in trouble now?! // No! / You're only have a hard time because you're making yourself like that!!

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Bossun: Getting so damn touchy you can't even trust anyone - that's the real tragedy! // Not everyone goes around betraying everyone else, all right?! // We don't all have the time for that crap! // And just so you know... // I would NEVER betray a friend as long as I live!! // NEVER, all right?!!!!

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Bossun: So... where is it?
Himeko: Huh?
Bossun: You were saying before... about a statue or something, right? // If it's delinquents we're dealing with, that's no place for a girl. I'll go deal with those assholes myself. // Where there's a friend in trouble, I'll save them.
Himeko: (You idiot... // Me would be one thing, but you, on your own...? // ......But... // He doesn't know about me being the Onihime, so...) // ............... // (I can't get him involved... // Not a friend...) // Okay... the place is...

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Kouhai: Ngh...
Senpai: This girl's...!
Chiaki: Onizuka-san!!
Himeko: Looks like I made it in time. // (I'm sorry, Fujisaki...)
Bossun: Huh?! // *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // The statue in front of the station... / They're not here...?!