Sket Dance 102

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Page 1
Panel 1:
Yagi: ...In other words,
Bottom: The lead this time is...?

Panel 2:
As you already know, TVs have been set up in all of the classrooms.

Panel 3:
I propose that we, of the Broadcasting Club, would show a program once a month during lunch time.

Panel 4:
Regarding the first guest of our "Kaimei Lunchtime Show TV Special",
How about you, Shinba-san, since you are really popular with the female student body.

Panel 5:
Yagi-san, you are so beautiful so I think you should smile more.
But ok, I'll do it.



Page 2
Sket Dance
Chapter 102
Shinba Michiru's Elegant Cooking
The student council,
---Filled with unpleasant people!!



Page 3
Panel 1:
Huh?
Cooking?

Panel 2:
Sojiro: Why is there going to be cooking in the lunchtime program?
Michiru: That's our plan.

Panel 3:
Rather than just doing stuff like interviews, it would be more interesting to have the person show his or her talents.

Panel 4:
Michiru: The Home Economics room has been equipped with filming equipment for that purpose, and now it's like a simple studio.
Sojiro: Our Broadcasting Club sure is something...
Why are they so devoted to their activities?

Panel 5:
Sasuke: When it comes to Shinba-san, his specialty is definitely cooking. I'm looking forward to it you know.
Mimori: I'll be cheering for you, Michiru-san.
Michiru: Thanks, Tsubaki-chan, Mimorin.



Page 4
Panel 1:
Sojiro: But you sure like to undertake such bothersome things.
You're not thinking about me at all.
Michiru: I don't think of it as bothersome.

Panel 2:
Michiru: As long as there will be girls who are happy to see me, I have an obligation to do it.
Isn't that right?
Sojiro: What are you saying, you placed 19th in the popularity poll.

Panel 3+4:
Michiru: Well then, we need to make a decision.
Michiru: They asked for two student council members to help out in the show.
Since it's more like a real show for me to teach the two assistants as I cook.

Panel 5:
Michiru: ...So,
How about it? Tsubaki-chan and Mimorin?
Sasuke: Huh? Me!?

Panel 6:
Twitch

Panel 7:
Twitch



Page 5
Panel 1:
Sasuke: ...But I can't really cook...
Michiru: It's ok.
I'm going to teach you.
Mimori: I'll be happy to--

Panel 2:
Sasuke: ...Hm...then I'll do it too.
Michiru: Ok, then it's decided.
Both of you, bring your aprons for tomorrow.
Sojiro: Wait a second.

Panel 3:
Michiru: ...?
Michiru: What is it?

Panel 5:
Sojiro: Why did you decide on those two?
Michiru: Huh?



Page 6
Panel 1:
Sojiro: Why is it Tsubaki and Mimorin!?
Michiru: What! But you just said that it's bothersome before.
Sojiro: Of course it is. I never said I wanted to do it.

Panel 2:
Sojiro: But I'm pissed about suddenly being left out of it.
Michiru: How annoying!!

Panel 3:
Michiru: What's the problem? You said you don't want to do it right!?
Sojiro: I don't! But you should've at least asked me.
Like, "How about you, Agata?" "No way, it's such a hassle." "Then how about you, Tsubaki-chan?"
Would've been the normal thing to do!!
Michiru: How annoying!
I didn't think you would be so annoying!

Panel 4:
Da...Daisy-chan, what about you?

Panel 5:
Michiru: Huh!?
*Cut*
*Cut*
Michiru: Looks like she's trying to show that she likes cooking by cutting an eraser with an exacto knife!!
That's really scary, Daisy-chan!



Page 7
Panel 1:
Michiru: Wait a minute you two!!
I meant to ask Tsubaki-chan and Mimorin since the very beginning!

Panel 2:
I don't know what kinds of things you two would do if you were my cooking assistants!
That's why it's impossible for you!!

Panel 3+4:
Twitch
Twitch

Panel 5:
Sojiro: What the hell! Oy Tsubaki, get sick tomorrow.
Sasuke: Huh!?
Michiru: Wait a minute!! I won't agree to it!!

Panel 6:
Sojiro: Shut up!! Then pick fairly!!
Mimori: Then let's draw lots to decide--
Sojiro: Why are the lots made of pure gold!!



Page 8
Panel 1:
Moe: I heard they're showing something on TV during lunch today.
Bossun: Oh. Let's see, let's see.

Panel 3:
Why are they so dedicated to their work?
*The logo says "Kaimei Lunchtime Show TV Special!!"

Panel 4:
Yagi: Good day everyone. This is the first episode of Kaimei Lunchtime Show TV Special.
Himeko: Oh, it's the club leader, Yagi-chan! She looks really pretty on TV--
Bossun: She doesn't smile so it kinda looks like a news program.
Switch: She's really expressionless.
Bossun: That coming from you!



Page 9
Panel 1:
Yagi: Today we will be showcasing the talent of our student guest, in the "Close-up Friends".
Michiru: Ah...it already started...

Panel 2:
Listen up you two! Since you're going to do it, let's do it well!

Panel 3:
Sojiro: Ah...ok.
Michiru: Ah!?
What's with the atmosphere!!!

Panel 4:
Michiru: What's wrong with you!! Come on, have more motivation than that!!
Michiru: It was decided by the lot right!?
Sojiro: Y...yeah...

Panel 5:
Sojiro: It was decided, but...
I realized right away that it's too much of a hassle, but it was too late.
Michiru: Then you should've refused!!
Sojiro: Ok then, I'll go get Tsubaki.
Michiru: We won't make it!! The program already started!!



Page 10
Panel 1:
Michiru: Da...Daisy-chan, what about you? Are you going to be ok?
Michiru: Although it seems like you have no motivation either.

Panel 2:
Daisy: ...It was last night.
Michiru: Eh...what?

Panel 3:
My favorite stuffed animal, Moimoi, has one of its arms torn off.
I was thinking of sewing it up later, so I put it aside. Turns out, my mom threw it away this morning, so we had a big fight.

Panel 4:
Daisy: ...
...
Michiru: O...Oh...

Panel 5:
Daisy: That's why, right now I'm in a really bad mood.
Michiru: Daisy-chaaan!!!



Page 11
Panel 1:
Michiru: I beg you Daisy-chan!! Don't be in such a bad mood and narrowing your eyes like that!
Daisy: UFA*!
*UFA = Urusai Fuwafuwa Atama, literally meaning "Shut up, air-head"
Michiru: What did you say!?
Yagi: Today's guest specializes in cooking.
Girl: Hurry, Shinba san, it's your turn now!
Yagi: Without further ado, let us call him out.

Panel 2:
Yagi: He is Shinba Michiru-san from third year, group C.
Michiru: How are all the ladies today in the audience?

Panel 3:
Himeko: Ah!
It's that popular student council member!
Bossun: Oy oy, but he's way too popular.

Panel 4:
Mimori: As expected of Michiru-san, he looks so good on screen.
Sasuke: But...
I'm worried about the president and Asahina...

Panel 5:
Today, we also have two assistants.



Page 12
Panel 1:
Yagi: They are the student council president, Agata-san, and the secretary, Asahina-san.
Yagi: They will be making hamburger patties for us today.
We are looking forward to it.
Michiru: Y...yes...
Sasuke: Wh...what is this...

Panel 2:
Yagi: Then let us start, "Shinba Michiru's Elegant Cooking"!
SFX: Smack!

Panel 3:
Uuum...Then let's start with the ingredients.

Panel 4:
Sojiro: Ground meat...some amount
Onions...some amount
Eggs...a few
Flour...some amount
Salt, pepper, nutmeg...a little bit
Bay leaf...can do without
*He's starting to trail off near the end.
Michiru: You're being too vague!

Panel 5:
Sojiro: Stir-fry all above ingredients on high heat.
Michiru: Not stir-fry!!
Michiru: We're making hamburger patties! Did you really listen to my explanation yesterday!?
Michiru: That's enough!



Page 13
Panel 1:
Daisy: ...
Michiru: Oh.
Michiru: Daisy-chan will first finely chop an onion.
See, you can do it if you try.

Panel 2:
Michiru: ...But that's not it!
What is it!?
Daisy: Bitter melon*.
*The specialty of Okinawa, Japan. It's REALLY bitter.
Michiru: Bitter melon!?
That's not part of the recipe!! I told you it was hamburger patties!

Panel 3:
Daisy: The feeling of finely chopping is the most fitting
To wash away the feelings of my heart.
Michiru: So you ARE still depressed! That's enough!

Panel 4:
Michiru: Yes...Um...The stir-fried onions must be first cooled.
The ones you see here were prepared ahead of time.
Michiru: This is to shorten the length of the show.
Michiru: We will now mix them with other ingredients.

Panel 5:
Michiru: Now, Daisy-chan, break the egg and...
SFX: Slam!

Panel 6:
Put it in here...



Page 14
Panel 1:
Daisy: Moimoi...
Michiru: Please snap out of it!!!
We're really on TV you know!!

Panel 2:
Girl: What happened?
Guy: It's not going well.
Fangirls: Aaah good luck Michiru-san!

Panel 3:
Uh, sorry about that.
Put eggs, salt, pepper and nutmeg inside the bowl with the onions, then stir well.

Panel 4:
Michiru: Now we'll also put in the ground meat and flour. Try to use fine flour as much as possible. Then knead well with your hands.
Camera man: Um...Shinba-san, please use the assistants.
SFX: Stare-------
Michiru: What!? It's not my fault!

Panel 5:
Michiru: When I'm done, the mixture will need to be seperated into moderately sized ellipses...
Michiru: ...Will you do it?
Sojiro: Ah.
Alright...yes.
Daisy: Understood.



Page 15
Panel 1:
Michiru: Slap the patty with both of your hands like catching a ball in order to let out all the air bubbles inside.
Audience: Oooh!

Panel 2:
Sojiro: You really are impressive! You're doing it like a pro!
But it looks like we can do it too, Daisy!
Daisy: Understood.

Panel 3:
Pick up the material...
SFX: *Knead, knead*

Panel 4:
Sojiro: Like in ball-catching.
Michiru: You think it's use for ball-catching!!?

Panel 5:
Hah!

Panel 6:
Sojiro: Kuh----! Good throw!
Sojiro: It really slammed into my hand!
Michiru: Are you high school baseball players!?



Page 16
Panel 1:
What are you think!!
Food is not for playing!! Everyone in the school is watching this!

Panel 2:
S...sorry Michiru.
But I think we got rid of all the air bubbles.

Panel 3:
Sojiro: See.
Michiru: It's a mess!!
Michiru: It's a mess, I tell you!!

Panel 4:
Sojiro: So, after cooling the patties for about an hour, they will look like this.
Michiru: Don't abuse that special technique!!!

Panel 5:
And...then finally to the frying pan...

Panel 6:
Michiru: What are doing Agata!!
Sojiro: Heh heh...I had the ingredient.
Sojiro: I'm making clams seasons with salt and sake*. It's really good. *Japanese alcohol
Michiru: Don't do whatever you want---!!



Page 17
Panel 1:
Guh!

Panel 2:
Michiru: Crap!!
Sojiro: Ah!

Panel 3:
What? Did something happen?

Panel 4:
N...now that I think about it, Michiru, you're extremely...

Panel 5:
Michiru: Weak to alcohol~
Sojiro: Michiru-----!!
Box: Even when eating just a Whiskey candy, Shinba Michiru will become dead-drunk. That's the kind of body he has.

Panel 6:
Sojiro: O...oy, are you ok? You just took a sniff...
Michiru: Ah!?
You dumbass--
Go die!!
Sojiro: It's no good!! Michiru is out of it!!

Panel 7:
Hm?

Panel 8:
Ooh...
Laisy-chan*... *Mispronounciation because he is drunk



Page 18
Panel 1:
You're really cute. Won't you go out with me?
SFX: *Tip*

Panel 3:
Ahh!!

Panel 4:
Michiru: Gyaaaaaaa!!
Sojiro: Stop, Daisy!!
Sojiro: Why did you use your fingers that quickly!?

Panel 5:
Michiru: Wh..wh...
Guy: It's no good...it turned out like this after all...



Page 19
Panel 1:
Audience: What's with this show------------!!!
Guy: Yagi-san, stop the show!!

Panel 2:
Michiru: (probably best to leave it as is) *Random noises he makes
Bring more cooking wine!
Himeko: This is the worst.
Daisy: SFA*
*SFA = Shine Furafura Atama, literally meaning "go die, you dizzy-head"
Bossun: How are they going to end it?

Panel 3:
Hm.

Panel 4:
Yagi: That was some very interesting hamburger patties.
Bossun: Yagi-san is amazing!! She's totally calm!
Yagi: Let us stop at here today.
Himeko: As expected, she's not angry even in a situation like this! Go Yagi-san!

Panel 5:
Yagi: Next time, we shall have Chuuma-sensei as a guest, who will teach us how to make simple bombs.
Bossun: She's angry after all!!
Left of page: A new side of Shinba---All watching are dumbfounded...