Sket Dance 108

Do not use without my permission.

Page 1
Panel 1:
In the club room that is same as always...!?

Panel 2:
Oi, Bossun.
Yeah?

Panel 3:
I had a really scary dream last night.
*Ignore*

Panel 4:
...

Panel 5:
Himeko: That I was in the club room.
Bossun: Oi oi oi, don't just start talking to me!
I'm currently in a "not listening" stance.
Himeko: Why?
Listen.
Bossun: I don't wanna hear about people's dreams. They're so boooring.
Himeko: Mine's interesting!

Panel 6:
The door to this classroom suddenly slides open,
I told you that I'm not listening!!

Panel 7:
A monster came in, and he was all like "hello", and I went "gyaa--".
I'm not interested!!!

Panel 8:
SFX: Slide



Page 2
Panel 1:
Hello.

Panel 2:
!!!
Gyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Panel 3:
The beginning of an extremely terrifying story---
Chapter 108: Whispered Instructions



Page 3
Panel 1:
J-son-sensei, so you have another marriage interview?

Panel 2:
Himeko: That's good.
J-son: Yes.
But since I get nervous so easily, I don't have the confidence to do everything well by myself...And that's why I cam for everyone's help again.

Panel 3:
Our help...
...

Panel 4:
Bossun: Are you telling us to be there during the interview like last time?
Himeko: That was no marriage interview!
It was like an interview for employment!

Panel 5:
Sensei, since you are an adult, and you can probably do it by yourself if you calm down...maybe?
Please help!!
Gah!!
Calm down!

Panel 6:
In that case, how about if we direct him from another room, instead of sitting right next to him?
How do we do that?

Panel 7:
I have an idea.



Page 4
Panel 1:
Whisper-In-Your-Ear earphone?

Panel 2:
Yes. This is the same earphone that I used to speak to Himeko during the date you had the other time!!
SFX: Blush
You didn't have to explain everything!

Panel 3:
But instead of speaking directly into it, you type the words on the computer, and they will be converted into spoken words right? So you'll be the one directing him?
Diagram: Type out the words -> They become sounds
No.

Panel 4:
I can't be there on the day of the interview, because I have some important matter to attend to.
Ah? Something important?
What is it?
It must be some sort of otaku event!

Panel 5:
Switch: Fufufu, you don't really need to know.
Bossun: It's not like we're jealous!!
I don't want to something like that anyway!
Himeko: How could you? Isn't a request more important? Go cancel it.

Panel 6:
Switch: Actually, I will be making an appearance at the launch event for Momoka's second single, "Spirit OK"!!
Bossun: What!!! That's so mean, you're going by yourself!?
How come you never tell us anything like that!?
Himeko: I want to go too---!! Let's go there! Let's all go!



Page 5
Panel 1:
Bossun: Ah,
No...
Switch: J-son-sensei has a heart of glass. Be careful of what you say.

Panel 2:
Switch: So anyway, I'll lend you my spare laptop. I leave it to you two.
Bossun: What--? It's a pain to type on the keyboard--.
You must have something that uses a normal microphone right? Let's use that instead---

Panel 3:
Switch: No, I already modified it to make this, so I don't have it anymore.
Just try your best typing everything.
Bossun: What-----! It's a pain---!!

Panel 4:
Wait a second, I'm really bad at typing with the keyboard.
Don't worry. I have set it up so that texts sent from your cellphone to the laptop will automatically be forwarded to the earphone.
That way, you can both type messages; Bossun with the keyboard, and Himeko with her cellphone.

Panel 5:
Hmmm...This is somewhat annoying...
Ah...This really is such a pain.

Panel 6:
Bossun: Ah,
No...!
Bossun: What a pain!



Page 6
Panel 1:
*The sign says "Restaurant Renoir"

Panel 2:
Lady: Well well well well, you two are really a good match--
I can already see you as a lovey-dovey married couple.
Lady: Well---It's nice to be young-----
Even this old lady here is reminded of her youth. Ufufufufufufufufufufufu...

Panel 3:
Enjoy.
...



Page 7
Panel 3:
He's scarier looking than I thought!!!
Hiding his moles with foundation, he took this miraculous photo of himself smiling.

Panel 4:
The other person is really shocked...
He should get the conversation started.

Panel 5:
Alright, let's test it out first.
Sensei, if you can hear me, raise your right hand.

Panel 6:
Sensei, if you can hear me, raise your right hand.



Page 8
Panel 1:
SFX: raise
SFX: Shock

Panel 2:
Wh...what is it?
Crap! It seemed to have scared her...!
I'll test it out too.
*Press press*

Panel 3:
If I send a text to the computer...
From: Himeko
To: Switch (sub)
Subject: Test
Body: If you can hear me, raise your right hand.

Panel 4:
If you can hear me, raise your right hand.

Panel 5:
SFX: Raise
Hiiiiiiiii!!!

Panel 6:
Wh...what is it!?
Don't give the same command!!
S...sorry.
You're making us look like we're doing something weird!



Page 9
Panel 1:
Bossun: At any rate, let's go on.
Bossun: Introduce yourself first.
You should be able to do at least that without help.

Panel 2:
What should I do? I have to say something...
Maybe he'll turn out to be a good person when he speaks.

Panel 3:
Sensei, introduce yourself. Don't be nervous.
Al...alright.

Panel 4:
I!! Chop up wood, and I'm a teacher!!
Kyaaa!!!

Panel 5:
Wait wait wait wait!!
Stop! Wait a second!
He really is hopeless...He even needs to be told of what to say.

Panel 6:
Screen: I'm a high school woodworking teacher.
Let's go with this.

Panel 7:
Ah...Sorry about my behaviors earlier...
Um...Son-san is a high school...



Page 10
Panel 1:
Yes! I! T...teach woodworking as a community lecturer!! *TL's Note: He was so nervous that some of the things he said didn't make sense. He jumbled the sounds in the words "high school" and "teacher".
Eh!!?

Panel 2:
Himeko: We didn't say that at all!!!
His nervousness suddenly reached MAX!!
Lady: C...community lecturer?
Bossun: It somehow became a nonexistent occupation...!

Panel 3:
Lady(thought): I...I should probably change the topic.
Lady: Um...
Lady: Hobby...!
Son-san, what are your hobbies?

Panel 4:
Ho...hobbies!
Oh! The other person asked a question! Tell her some cool hobbies!
How about playing golf?
That's good!

Panel 5:
Um..."G..o.. (around the edge of the bubble): type type type
I!! Really love to chop up wood!!
Hah
Kah
Hah
Ahhhhh!!!



Page 11
Panel 1:
Wait wait wait wait!!
That is! No one can match my love for carving things!!
It's no good! Stop, stop! This is hopeless!

Panel 2:
Actually, I was thinking of showing it to you, so I brought some wood!!
Don't decide things on your own!!

Panel 3:
I will chop this.
Hiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Panel 4:
I'll chop this into halves with one strike.
Nooooooo!!!
Stop stop stop!!!!

Panel 5:
Himeko: It's only been 5 minutes, and it's already out of hand!!
What are you doing, sensei!?
Bossun: Why did he bring a chainsaw to a marriage interview!?
Anyway, he needs to calm down right now!

Panel 6:
Don't just do whatever you want! I'll be telling you what to do.
Hah
Excuse me...I need to go to the bathroom...



Page 12
Panel 1:
Don't just do whatever you want!!!
Hiiiiii!!!
Whaaat------------!!?

Panel 2:
I'll be telling you what to do.
Y...Yes!!!
What an idiot!! He's the worst!
Those words were meant for him!!

Panel 3:
Lady(thought): I...I can't get up freely...
Is this confinement?
Lady: Um...well, how about...f...food that you like?

Panel 4:
She's asking about his favorite food!
Al...alright! This is a chance to make him more appealing!

Panel 5:
Pancake



Page 13
Panel 1:
Mind your own business---!!! *TL's Note: He misheard. What he said was only one sound off from pancake.
Ehhhhhh!!?

Panel 2:
No, no!!
It's "pancake"! It'll turn weird at this rate!
S...sorry, I asked something weird...

Panel 3:
I'll tell him!

Panel 4:
Chau chau. *TL's Note: It's a breed of dog. What Himeko was trying to say was "that's wrong!" but she said that in the Osakan dialect.
Ehhhhh!!?

Panel 5:
Bossun: Don't give him instructions in Osaka-ben!!!
Himeko: S...sorry.
I did it without thinking...
Bossun: Now it sounds like he eats dogs!!
Himeko: And sensei should stop simply saying words that he hears!
He should first figure out the context!!



Page 14
Panel 1:
Bossun: No good! We have to straighten out the misunderstanding, or else he'll be known as the "dog-eating community lecturer"!
Uh...I need a name of some real cooking...
Himeko: How about this? "Rich Renoir Salad".
Bossun: Um...
Whatever is fine! Just send him that!

Panel 2:
S...Son-san would eat anything I see.
Y...yes!
I would lick everything clean!!

Panel 3:
E...even dogs!?
No way...
Rich Renoir Salad.

Panel 4:
Only the plate would remain!!! *TL's Note: He misheard again.
Gyaaaaaa!!!

Panel 5:
Himeko: What the!? How did it become like this!?
It's getting worse and worse!
Bossun: Now he seems like a weirdo!
They have to talk about more things!

Panel 6:
Oh...cooking! Asking things like "Do you cook?"
Good idea!!



Page 15
Panel 1:
Press press

Panel 2:
Uh...I'm so nervous that my mind is blank...And I feel like what they're telling me aren't working very well...But I can only trust them on this.
Do you cook?
D...don't tell me he wants to...

Panel 3:
I'll cook you!! *He thought the question was a statement, because Himeko used the Osaka dialect again.
Noooooooo!!
Nooooooooooo---------!!!

Panel 4:
Bossun: You should learn too---!!
I told you to not use Osaka-ben!!
Himeko: Sorry!
Anyway, let's hurry and change the subject!
Himeko: Um...ok, "What do you like to drink?"

Panel 5:
Haha, surely you are joking. Are you saying you'll cook me and then eat me?

Panel 6:
That's right!!! *He was actually trying to say soda.
Gyaaaaaaaa!!!
This is hopeless, no matter what we do!!



Page 16
Panel 1:
Sensei, calm down! Or you'll fail again!
Hah

Panel 2:
Ah...Again I...

Panel 3:
J-son: U...um, I'm sorry.
I showed you some really embarrassing things.
Lady: Ah,
No...

Panel 4:
I'm really no good. When I get nervous, I do things that I don't even understand myself...
Sorry I was being so rude. Did I make you uncomfortable?

Panel 5:
No...that's not it...I also need to apologize. I get nervous really easily as well...
Oh? He actually seems like quite a serious person.

Panel 6:
Hoh, things are starting to work out.
Yeah.

Panel 7:
Bossun: We should be careful too.
If we choose our words carefully, it should go well!
Himeko: Yeah!



Page 17
Panel 1:
Hm?
J-son-sensei is giving us a signal.

Panel 2:
That's the signal to stop the operation...

Panel 3:
I see.

Panel 4:
Sensei...Looks like he decided to do this all by himself.
Yeah. That's good.

Panel 5:
Take it slow,
And use your own words, sensei.

Panel 6:
Won't you please go out with me!!?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!?



Page 18
Panel 1:
This is too soon!!!
S...so suddenly...?
What the heck!?

Panel 2:
Himeko: Huh? There's an message coming to the laptop.
It's from Otakura.

Panel 3:
Himeko: ...Huh?

Mail:
Hey~
"Spirit OK", right?
I know it.
---------------------
Sending to earphone

Bossun: Don't tell me this message is also...?

Panel 4:
Uh...um...we just met, so going out with you is a bit...um...

Panel 5:
So going out is OK, right?!! *TL's Note: The "hey" and "spirit" from the message put together forms the words "going out".
She didn't say that!!?

Panel 6:
Got it!! *The words for "know" and "understand" are the same in Japanese.
She didn't agree to it!!!



Page 19
Panel 1:
Wait a second!! Emails from other people will automatically be sent to sensei!?
Ah! Here's another email!

Panel 2:
It's from Yuuki-san...

Panel 3:
I'll curse you!!
Gyaaaa------!!!

Panel 4:
Kyaaaaaaaa-----!!!
Aah!!
Why are those two fighting through email---!!
It's hopeless!
He should run away in a dash-!!

Panel 5:
*Pat*
Once again, self-destructive behavior.