Sket Dance 109

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Page 1
Panel 1:
Hmm...

Panel 2:
What
Is this feeling?

Panel 3:
It could just be my imagination...
No.

Panel 4:
There could be no mistake!
This feeling...

Panel 5:
I want to poop!!
In trouble, at the beginning!!
Chapter 109: You Can't Change Fate



Page 2
Panel 1:
Sign: Men

Panel 3:
...
Sign: Out of order

Panel 4:
One is out of order, and the other is occupied...Tch, at a time like this.
No helping it, I'll have to wait a bit.



Page 3
Panel 1:
Hellooo~~~?
Hah
Nn
Are you making progress in there~~~~?

Panel 2:
Is it passing through your small intestine~~~~~~~~?

Panel 3:
It doesn't feel like anything's going to come out of you!! I don't think you're that constipated...No, rather, I think you're completely fine.
If nothing's coming out, please leave! ...This is going to be trouble! ...I felt it move! Shit!

Panel 4:
Hm...
Oh?

Panel 5:
Somehow...I don't feel like I have to poop anymore...
I'm all fine now!!

Page 6:
Ooh! My body is light! Hahaha, look!
I can move like this! I really don't have to poop anymore!
It feels like I never have to again in my life! Hell yeah!

Panel 7:
I don't have to use it anymore. Farewell!



Page 4
Panel 2:
As soon as I came back, I want to go again!! Shit, what was with that come-back!? I was celebrating too soon!!

Panel 3:
...Ssun.
Oi, Bossun.
Ah?

Panel 4:
Himeko: What's with that stupid expression on your face?
Don't tell me your stomach hurts?
Bossun: Eh!?

Panel 5:
Bossun: Huh? I don't want to poop, not even one millimeter! What are you talking about? Nothing's going on. I don't want to poop at all!
Himeko: Is that so?
What's up with you? You've been moving around like a Flower Rock for a while now. *TL's Note: A Flower Rock is a Japanese toy, where a flower wearing sunglasses sing and dance.

Panel 6:
Bossun(thought): Ooo...there's no reason to hide it, really...But it's somehow embarrassing.
Himeko: Well then, let's go back to what we were talking about.
I hear Nakatani-san from Group A really likes to donate blood--How respectable--
Bossun: I see...
Bossun(thought): Ah--It's not good. I want to go. I want to go poop. I really want to go poop.



Page 5
Panel 1:
Bossun(thought): Maybe I should go to the toilet one more time. I wonder if it's empty by now.
Even though it's farther away, going to another bathroom may be faster.
Bossun(thought): No...Maybe I should just go for today!
It's not like anyone needs me right now, so I don't have to stay.

Panel 2:
Bossun(thought): Good idea!!
Bossun: Ah- Alright, I think I'll...
Himeko: Wait.
I need your help with something.

Panel 3:
I want you to draw a picture on here.
*Slap*

Panel 4:
...
Eh?
A picture.

Panel 5:
Himeko: Of fish.
Bossun: Fish!?
Why!?

Panel 6:
Himeko: It's going to be a birthday present.
Bossun: Huh!?
Bossun: Birthday?
Whose?

Panel 7:
Himeko: Nakatani-san from Group A.
Bossun: So who is this Nakatani-san from Group A!?
You keep on mentioning that name!



Page 6
Panel 1:
*The book says "Fish"

Panel 2:
...

Panel 3:
Bossun: Uh...I'm thinking of maybe going now...
Himeko: I want you to draw a lot of fishes here.
Himeko: She really loves fish.
I'm sure she'll be really happy.

Panel 4:
But Himeko, wouldn't it be meaningless unless you draw them yourself?
I would if I could! No, actually, I already tried drawing it.

Panel 5:
Take a look at this. It somehow looks like a tornado.
...
This certainly does not look like a school of fish.

Panel 6:
Good luck then, Bossun. lol
Eh!?
I'm begging you- Just draw the shapes, and I'll color them in.

Panel 7:
Bossun(thought): Um...Well, fine. Somehow my stomach is back to normal again, and I don't need to poop at all.
Bossun: Can't be helped, I guess.
I'll draw them for you then.
Bossun(thought): Ooh! With my current condition, I can even draw hundreds of fishes!!



Page 7
Panel 4:
I...
Hah
Hah
I want to poop!!

Panel 5:
No good! I thought it was fine, but it relapses five minutes later!!
I'm going back and force between waves of "I need to go poop" and "I don't need to"!

Panel 6:
I want to go already!! But there's still so much white space left...! When I agree to something, I have to go with it till the end...

Panel 7:
I...I'll just draw them quickly!
Shit, this is really sad. I have to hold in my poop to draw an endless bunch of fish...!
Striped mullet
Scorpionfish



Page 8
Panel 2:
...The second half looks sloppy...
Really?
Can't be helped.

Panel 3:
That's the general idea. Don't give her a present that you didn't draw yourself.
Fiiine, I'm sooory.
I'll be going then.

Panel 4:
Thanks, Bossun.

Panel 5:
*Close*

Panel 6:
Ooof~~~~~

Panel 7:
...That was some ordeal...



Page 9
Panel 1:
But I overcame it!
Even though I needed to go, I still drew the fishes!
And my body is somehow already used to the condition of wanting to go poop...
Although I have a habit of talking to myself in my head whenever I'm in a pinch...

Panel 2:
Ooh, I reached the toilet! Hurray! Now I can finally do it~~~~
Now I can move my bowel without worry! Bowels!

Panel 3:
Oh.

Panel 4:
It's you, Dante.
So you were the one in there before.

Panel 5:
Yes!?

Panel 6:
Wh...
What is it...
...



Page 10
Panel 1:
What's with the long pause~~~~~~~~~~~~!! Hurry up and speak~~~!!

Panel 2:
A blockage of muddy stream.
Huh!!!?

Panel 3:
Bossun(thought): What's he talking about~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
Bossun: What!? What did you say?
Bossun(thought): Why does it have to be him, of all people~~~!!

Panel 4:
Ok, I need to calm down and decipher his words.
By blockage, he must mean something is clogged...
And muddy stream is...filthy water?

Panel 5:
!!!

Panel 6:
He clogged up the toilet~~~~~~!!!!



Page 11
Panel 1:
Bossun: You bastard, what did you do!!!
And don't try to make yourself look good after clogging the toilet!!
Dante: Shame my heart.
Bossun: Shut uuuuuup!

Panel 3:
Ugh...In the end I had to leave school...
Can I hold it till I get home? Will it be fine!? Can I trust you, my anal muscles!?

Panel 4:
It probably looks like I'm speed-walking right now.
No no no, this is no time to be saying things like that...
Oh crap, I feel another big wave coming. Crap.
Guess I gotta use someone's toilet on the way.

Panel 5:
Convenience store!!
Nice!! I knew I could count on convenience stores---

Panel 6:
Together with you, fu-fufunfu-nfu *TL's Note: It may be worthwhile to mention that there's a pun here, in that the word "konbini" he used could mean "together with", or "convenience store".
Excuse me, please let me use your bathroom.



Page 12
Panel 1:
No wa~~~~y!!!!

Panel 2:
Why are you mugging someone in broad daylight~~~~~!!!!

Panel 3:
Mugger: Sh...shut up! Don't make so much noise!!
Bossun: What're you doing!!
Do it at night!!
Bossun: Use common sense!!!
Man: What, what is it?
Guy: He's holding a knife!



Page 13
Panel 1:
Bossun: No...Um...
I just entered because I wanted to use the bathroom...
Ngh!
Bossun: Well,
It sure became a hold-up huh, with things the way they are right now...
Kuh...!

Panel 2:
Bossun: Um...sorry...can I...
Use the bathroom? Just for a little bit?
Police: They're investigating the scene right now, so you can't.
Bossun(thought): Ooh...ugh...

Panel 3:
Wh...What is it...

Panel 4:
Every time I try to go use the toilet, something gets in my way...
How many times has it been already!?

Panel 5:
But if I keep walking, I'll reach home soon.
And then I'll be in paradise!!

Panel 6:
Oh but before that, there's a gas station.
I can try to use the bathroom here.

Panel 7:
What should I do...
Should I go in...?

Panel 8:
...



Page 14
Panel 1:
Nay!!!

Panel 2:
Since I came this far, I'm definitely going home to do it!
I want to relieve myself at the world's most peaceful toilet!

Panel 3:
People will probably laugh
At such a stupid thing,
But...

Panel 4:
I also have the pride of having held it in for so long!!

Panel 5:
The words I want to use the least right now are,
Nn!
Hah!
"Please let me use the bathroom"!!!

Panel 6:
Only 100 more meters till I get home!
It's alright. I should definitely be able to last that long.
Hehehe...This is exciting, the feeling of just barely reaching the home plate.



Page 15
Panel 1:
*Slosh*
Uwaaah!!!

Panel 2:
I'm n-n-n-nervous!! Now that I know I would make it, I'm nervous all of a sudden!!
Hah!
Hah!
Aaaaah! The thumping of my heart is stimulating my stomach! I feel that I'm closer to the bursting point! Will my calculations hold!?

Panel 3:
Nn...Kuh...It...it's fine! See, I can already see my home!
Just a wit more!
Ah, I just said "wit" (star) *TL's Note: At this point, he's so strained that he can't talk properly anymore.
But oh well! Funfu-n

Panel 4:
I'll get there shoon!

Panel 5:
How about the elevator!?
Nice! It's at the first floor!

Panel 6:
I'm in now!!
Oooo~~~I'm so nervous~~~~!

Panel 7:
Kuh, I'm almost at the goal now!! Almost there!!
Press press press press press press press
The poop is going to come out any moment now! This is a fight at the entrance!!!



Page 16
Panel 1:
In order to ensure my victory, I need to start preparing inside the elevator!!
And that would be the belt and the key!!!

Panel 2:
I'll unfasten my belt so that I could go to the bathroom directly after I get inside!!

Panel 3:
And I'll get the key out ahead of time. This is essential!
The peak of my nervousness would be when I unlock the door!! If I waste time there, everything will come out all at once!

Panel 4:
!!!
Oommmf!!!!

Panel 5:
It's not there!!!! I don't have the key in my pocket!!

Panel 6:
That's right...After I finished drawing the fishes, I put the key on the desk into the pencil case as well...!



Page 17
Panel 2:
Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what should I do!!?
*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*

Panel 3:
Should I open up my backpack in front of the door and take out the pencil case? No no no no!
Fuh
Hii
Hah
Fuh
Nn
Rumi may be back by now! It'll be faster if she opens the door from the inside! Yes! I'll ring the doorbell first! Good idea!!

Panel 4:
I beg you, Rumi!!
Your big brother is at his limit!!!

Panel 5:
Coooming!
*Click*
Oh!

Panel 6:
She happens to be near the door!
Nice, Rumi~~~!!



Page 18
Panel 1:
Yes?
!!!

Panel 2:
Who is it~~~~~~~~!!?

Panel 3:
Ah!!
Press press press press press

Panel 4:
I pressed the wrong button!!!
Wh...
What is it?

Panel 5:
Hiii!!

Panel 6:
Hah
Hah
Hah
Eh?



Page 19
Panel 1:
Ah

Panel 2:
Ki...

Panel 3:
Kyaaaaaaaaa!!!

Panel 4:
P-p-police!!
Waaaaaait!!!

Panel 5:
Fine, call them!
Call whoever you want!
Hah
*Drip*
Hick
Hah
To...toi......!!

Panel 6:
Pwease wet me wse the toilet (star)
He's out of luck (star)