Saru Lock 42

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Episode 42: The Search for Initial F!!
Rie: Please excuse me now.
Kenji: This hospital really is something!!
Kuroda: Yeah...it's on a whole different level!!
Saru(thought): Kukuku...what a bunch of idiots...
Saru(thought): It didn't escape my eyes!! Her name is Fukada Rie!! Her initial is F!!

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Saru(thought): Yes!! She's the one in the rumors!!
Side: Yes--!
Rie: That's right <3 I'm F, Saru-kun!! <3
Saru(thought): The Cherry Hunter F!!
Saru: Listen up people!! If you're done here, hurry up and go back!!
Saru: I need to piss now!!

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Everyone(thought): !!
Kenji: Sarumaru-san...d-don't tell me...that you...the nurse just now...!?
Saru: Yeah...I'll call her with the call button!!
Saru: If you get it now, just leave already!!
SFX: *Press*
SFX: *Press*
SFX: *Press*
Arrow: Call button
Saru: Peeing when I'm lying on the bed...I don't want to show you all something so embarrassiiiing!!
Kenji: Why you!! Don't screw around!! You're going to let out something other than piss, aren't you!?
Kuroda: I won't let the nurse touch your dick!! I'll do it for you!!
Saru: Shut up!! I already pressed it!! She's already on the line!!
Saru: Nurse-saaan, hurry, hurry!! It's going to come ouuut!!

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Woman: Hey!! Quiet dooooowwwnn!!
Woman: This is a hospital!!
Everyone(thought): !?
Rie: Wh-what's wrong, director...? It seems like Sarumaru-san needs to use the bathroom...
Director: Really...is that so...
Saru(thought): Fukada-chan!!
Saru(thought): To the rescuuue!!

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Director: In that case, I'll do it for you...
Rie: Really? Sorry for the trouble.
Saru(thought): !!?
Kenji: Ok!! Then we'll head back now. Seems like we're getting in the way.
Tamiya: Gungal, preparing to depart!!
Kuroda: Don't hold back now!
Side: Haaaah
Saru(thought): ---!!? -----!!?
Director: Hai!! Sarumaru-saaaan, go ahead and let it aaaalll out!!
Saru: Aaah!!
Saru: Hauuuuun!!
Saru: Haaan!!

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Saru: Hah...
Saru: Hah...
Saru: Hah...
Saru: Hah...
Saru: Hah...
Saru(thought): Shit...
Saru(thought): Why am I the only one who keep on getting that old bat...
Saru(thought): But what's going on!? Because of what happened just now, the kids inside want to come out and play!!
Thing: Oi, Yataro!! I'm at my limit now!!

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Saru: Uuooooon, Fukada-chaaaaan!!
Saru(thought): Hurry, hurry!! Help remedy my lack of masturbation!!
Kimura: Hmph. It seems like you also suspect that Fukada-san is the rumored perverted nurse.
Saru(thought): !?
Saru: Wha-!?
Saru: What the heck!? ...How do you know about it!?
Kimura: Ah!! Excuse my rudeness.
Kimura: I'm Kimura, a patient staying in this room.

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Kimura: I'm sorry, but I heard the conversation you had with your friends a while ago...
Saru: Ki...Kimura-san!! So is Fukada-san the rumored "F-san" after all!?
Kimura: You're getting ahead of yourself by thinking that already...
Kimura: Will you push my wheelchair for a bit?
Saru(thought): ...Huh?
Kimura: When I first heard about "F", a shiver ran down my back as well...
Kimura: That was...about three weeks ago...
Kimura: Wh...what is this post on the BBS!?
Kimura: When I did some detailed research on this hospital, I came across this one site...

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Kimura: It's the page that your friend was talking about...
Kimura: "Nurse Empire"!!
Saru(thought): "Nurse Empire"...
Kimura: Please take a look!! This confession was written a year ago!!
Saru(thought): !?
BBS:
425 Date: 20XX/02/11(Sun) 15:01
N General Hospital is the BEST!! (face)
I was especially under the care of "F"-san!!
But I didn't think at she would look after me at night!!
Wouldn't even have dreamt it!!
And just like that, I became a man!!
Even now, when I think back to that day, I start throbbing in between the legs!! Those of you reading this may think that I'm lying, but it's true! It's all true!!
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426 Date: 20XX/02/11(Sun) 15:51
The guy above must be lying. There's no way!!
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427 Date: 20XX/02/11(Sun) 16:13
Not so! I've also heard about F-san before!!
Saru(thought): Th...this is...!!

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Saru: I see...so Yamamoto was talking about this confession...
Kimura: This must be the origin of "Nanpeidai's perverted nurse"!!
Kimura: Please stop here.
Saru: !?
Saru: Ah!! Fukada-chan <3
Rie: Then I'll send the word.
Saru(thought): !!?

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Kimura: Hmph...well done. It seems like you have already noticed...
Saru: ...
Kimura: The reason why can't just decide that Fukada-chan is "F"...
Kimura: The nurse who's with Fukada-chan right now is also...
Kumura: F!! Her name is Fujimoto Ai!! And with the initial "F"!!

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Saru(thought): Whaaat!?
Kimura: According to my investigation, today is the day that Fukada-san and Fujimoto-san change shifts.
Saru: Which of the two is the perverted nurse...
Kimura: No!! I have confirmed that there are four "F" nurses in this hospital!!
Saru(thought): Four of them!?

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Saru: Which means that there are four perverted nurses heeeere!?
Side: Harem!? Is this a harem!?
Kimura: No...it means that one of them is...
Kimura: However...all four of them...!!
Kimura: They are all beauties that place within top ten of Nanpeidai General Hospital's nurse ranking!!
TN: The highlighted names are Fukada Rie, Fujimoto Ai, Fukujima Kanako, Furugawa Akane.
Saru(thought): Nurse ranking!?
Saru: Wh-what is that!?
Kimura: It's the beauty nurse ranking sheet that I made by giving out secret surveys to the patients here!!
Saru: Oooh!! Fukada-chan is ranked third!

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Kimura: Although I wonder who the real cherry hunter is...
Saru: *Gasp*
Saru: I see...Are you by any chance the same as me...
Kimura: Yes...I'm also a virgin.
Saru: Aaaaaah! Shiiiiit!!
Saru: Who is iiiiiiit!? Who's the perverted nuuurse!?

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Saru(thought): I can't wait anymoooore!! Now!! I would like some help nooooow!!
Guy: You...you said you're a locksmith!?
Saru: Huh!?
Saru: What's with you...so suddenly...!!
Guy: I'm a third-year judo club member in Akihisa University!!
Atsushi: Name's Ogawara Atsushi!!
Atsushi: There is a lock that I would like you to open!!
Saru(thought): Huh?