Josei Danshi 26

Josei Danshi 26


p1: ===============================
The mic’s broken…?
26th: Welcome home…!

What do I do…?
/ WHAT DO I DO?!

p2: ===============================
What’s wrong, Pochi?! We’ve already reached the melody!

[sfx]: Trembling

[sfx]: Stir
Isn’t their intro a bit long?

Huh…? What’s going on? From the sound of it, she should’ve already started singing…
[sfx]: Step
Is there some problem with the equipment?

Nyoh hoh hoh! She must’ve fallen to the pwessure!

Huh?

p3: ===============================
Me might’ve overestimated dem!
/ They’re utterwy hopewess! If they can’t pahfohm on the big stage, music just isn’t for them!
You’re saying it’s nerves?

That’s wight!
[sfx]: Bih!

Oh, me biggest apologies for forcing dem through.
/ How disgwaceful of me!
Pwease never use that band ever again.

Never again? Th-That seems a bit overboard…

You shouldn’t use dem! In fact, it’d be a bwig mistake to even thwink about it!!
That’s me order!! Undahstand?
O-Okay!!

p4: ===============================
It’s taking way too long to get to the vocals, heh.
[sfx]: Stir
She’s just not singing.
This all an act? Regardless, they’re just so-so, heh.

Pochi!!
What’s wrong?!

Kotori-chan…
/ the mic’s broken…!
What do I do…?
/ I… I think it might be over…

Huh…?

[sfx]: Freeze

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Huh? What’s wrong?

[sfx]: Stop

[sfx]: Silence

[sfx]: Stir

Maybe there really is some problem?
Shall I go take a look?

Wait!

Take dem off da stage.
Sora is fwinished.

p6: ===============================
B-But Michael-san—
Don’t embawwass me any more! Huwwy!

……….

Pull them off! Pull them off the stage!!
MC, go on stage and tell them so.

Huh? Are you sure?
Just do it!
Y-Yes, sir!

[sfx]: Step

Uh,
/ that’ll be all from Sora!
Ladies, thank you very much for coming!

p7: ===============================
H-How can that be?!
Wait a second! There’s equipment trouble!

I’m terribly sorry. But that’s all part of the audition!

So then,
next is—

WAIT!
[sfx]: Screech!

Ah…

That’s…

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p8: ===============================
Ageha-chan!!

p9: ===============================
Hey, don’t just start using a microphone!
Geh! Shoot! And you’re a man to boot!!

[sfx]: Dash!

Sorry I’m late!
Let’s try this again—
/ this time, as four!!

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Ageha-chan!

[sfx]: Stretch

I’ve been waiting for you all this time!

-------…
[sfx]: Grab
Thanks…!

Umm, it looks like you’ve gotten a fourth member,
but your performance here has come to an end…

[sfx]: Beat

[sfx]: Beat x2
Ouch!
/ Hey, umm—!

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Get your guitar ready!

Okay!

But the microphone’s broken…

[sfx]: Slide

Use this one!

Thank you, Ageha-chan!

Huh? What’s going on?
Huwwy up and put a stop to dem alweady!

Y-Yes, miss!
MC!

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Y-Yes, sir!
Umm…

[sfx]: Shove

[sfx]: Roll

You’re kidding…
That hurt!!

p13: ===============================
It’s been so long since we’ve all played together!

This… is Sora…

Okay, let’s do this!

Yeah!

LET’S GO!

p14: ===============================
Ouch…

Ah…!

[sfx]: Ready…

[sfx]: Jang

[sfx]: Jang!

p15: ===============================
[sfx]: Creen

[sfx]: Djent x2

p16: ===============================
Th-The guitarist…
She’s incredible!
[sfx]: Ba-dum-dum

Awesome!
The girl on guitar’s so cool!!
[sfx]: Cheers
With the fourth girl, they’re totally different! They’re totally awesome!

Wow, their guitarist is great! She’s got so much originality!
This isn’t the time to be mwoved! Huwwy up and stop dem!

Uh… But Michael-san…

p17: ===============================
We’re all back together…!
And Ageha sounds like an entirely different person on her guitar!

And the waves of emotion spilling from the fans…

Now I’m sure…
[sfx]: Inhale

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p20: ===============================
She’s so cute!!
Your voice is sweet!!
Now this gets me pumped!!
This band rocks!!!
[sfx]: Roar!

Whooaaahhh! Pochi!!
[fans]: Po / chi
You’re the greatest!!!

Hey, th-this isn’t what I antwicipated…!
/ It wasn’t supposed to be dis way…
[sfx]: Wahh / spinning
Pochi and her fwiends were supposed to leave here all depwessed…!

Michael-san…
Nyoh?

[sfx]: Clasp!

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Wow, you’ve unearthed some of the greatest new talent I’ve ever seen! I’m so impressed!
If it weren’t for you, we would’ve let them slip on by!!

………
[sfx]: Sweating

Nyoh… Nyoh ho ho ho ho!!!
[sfx]: Pah!
O-Of course me did! Me ear for discovahing new talent is the gweatest on Earth!
Nyo hohhhhh…

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[sfx]: Slump

p22: ===============================
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p23: ===============================
Welcome home,
Ageha-chan!!
[sfx]: Cheers