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Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san 10
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Sign: Nagashima Kindergarten
Kiruko: ---So, the eel cooperated with his sea friends and saved his son.
Cerberus-kun Reads Aloud
The Fighting (star) Eel
Kiruko: You should also treasure your friends!!
Kids' sd: Yeeeeees!
"Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san"
Kid: Hey, hey, Kiruko-san,
Kid: Doesn't Cerberus-kun have any friends that aren't human?
Kiruko: !? Eh!?
Kid: Right? There aren't any other doggies,
Kid: It's sooooo lame!!
Text: This week is a Cerberus festival?
Haru: Ah...No, tha-
Kiruko: That isn't true!!
Kiruko: He has friends,
Kiruko: Even now, they are in Cerberus-kun's heart...!!
Sign: Changing Room for the Nagashima Substation
Haru: Are you an idiot!!?
Haru: What's with that answer!? Even if it was on an instant, you can't say that.
Haru: It's as if Cerberus-kun's friends are already dead!!
Haru: The kindergarteners drew away!!
Kiruko: I...I'm sorry.
Kiruko: B...But I'm sure that Cerberus-kun is fighting alone in this human world!
Kiruko: Can't he have things he can believe in in his heart at least!!?
Haru: What are you talking about...?
Haru: To begin with, mascot characters like this one don't have any settings.
Man: Ah, the people from the Nagashima station are still here!!
Man: I'm sorry for being so abrupt but we're this kind of people.
J. B. Honda
Man: Can we ask you a few things about Cerberus-kun?
Text: News Flash!! The long-awaited JC Volume 1 will be on sale on March 4th!!
The watchdog of Justice
Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san
Spiky Bubble: The first exhibit of Cerberus-kun's insides!!
It properly has three. They all think the same things so it's meaningless.
Since he lives in Nagashima where there's nothing, he can see further away.
It can scent out anything. But the thing that gets to his nose the most is his own burning smell.
The place where his justice soul resides. But it's made of glass.
He can eat almost all things. The only thing he can't digest are matrimonial quarrels. (Because he's a dog) //I think this is supposed to be a joke but I didn't get it... T_T
His last resort. Make your guess.
A mysterious bag. Some theories say that dreams are stored in it.
They're strong as a gorilla's and flexible as a cheetah's. He gets cramps frequently.
Text: Our hero, Cerberus-kun!! We answer the good children's questions in one go!!
Chapter 10 Producing Cerberus-kun!
Both: Anime Adaptation!?
Both: For Cerberus-kun!?
Man: Well, it's just a 5 minute long flash anime.
Man: Mascot characters are popular now,
Man: That's why, well, we want to go local and make programs closely related to the area...
Kiruko?: A...And that was why Cerberus-kun was selected!?
Kiruko?: He of all of things!?
Man: Therefore, I'd like to borrow things that can let me know
Man: His official setting and about his friends...
Man: You have documents, right?
Haru: He says "Official setting"...We don't have any of that, chief!?
Chief: Hmmm? Ermmm...
Chief: Of course, we have them!
Chief: Our officials will search for them and we'll give them to you tomorrow~~~
Haru(thinks): !? What is this old man saying!?
Haru: Wh...What!? I won't do this, really!!
Haru: I mean, making a character isn't official business at all---
Chief: Oh, really? That's a shame~~~ I don't think it's a bad idea,
Chief: Helping with this would mean participating as a producer.
Chief: From there you could get connections on the TV station...And in the end you might get acquainted with gravure idols---
Chief's sd: As if!
Haru: ---With that said, I want us to decide on Cerberus-kun official setting right now.
Haru: Express your opinions about it!!
Haru: By the way, this script is something the production left as an example.
Notebook: Cerberus-kun Script (Temporal)
Haru: It portraits a love and justice story about the honest and kind Cerberus-kun...
Kiruko's sd: Yes, yes
Haru: Are they looking down on us!!?
Chiaki: Hey...What are you doing, lowlife!!?
Chiaki's sd: Eeeeeeeeh
Haru: I'll tell you this as the producer, a good guy just in appearance is no good!
Haru: The audience likes characters they can sympathize with!!
Haru: Yes...Human-like features that can make anyone feel empathy...
Haru: For example, this!!
Cerberus: Hey there!! Good boys and girls, I'm Cerberus-kun!!
Cerberus: I'm a police dog that works in the humble Nagashima Station! Nice to meet you!!
Cerberus: Usually, I don't work,
Cerberus: Because nothing happens in this peaceful place.
Chiaki: No, work.
Cerberus: Eh? Then "What do you usually do?", you ask?
Cerberus: Naturally, I think perverted things!!
Cerberus: I don't care about the town being peaceful!
Cerberus: I'm an active beast, you know?
Chiaki: Stop!! Stooop!!
Chiaki: You lowlife!!
Chiaki: What's with you? You were working like that all this time!? I can't believe it!!
Haru: Ah...No, this was only Cerberus-kun's...
Chiaki: Even so, you're the only one that can sympathize with that!!
Haru: What's wrong with you!!? If you're saying that much then you think about it!!
Chiaki: Eh!? I...I!?
Chiaki: Y...Yes, well, something sympathizeable...For example---
Chiaki: Kanna-chan had this girlfriend character, Orthrus-chan, right?
Chiaki: We could make a youth story using her!
Cerberus' sd: L...Leave me alone, bitch!! //well, she is a female dog...
Orthrus' sd: Eeeh, what's with you!
Chiaki: They love each other but can't give the final step.
Chiaki: While they're like that, he finds out that his friend also loves her.
Chiaki: Cerberus-kun trembles between love and friendship!!
Haru: Hey Chiaki, you're going out of character.
Haru: And your love philosophy is cheap...!!
Chiaki: !! Th...That just now was just an example, not my ideal or any...
Chiaki: I mean, you're not popular because you say that kind of things!!
Haru: Th...That's unrelated!! At any rate, that's not it!
Haru: We need like, a story where you sympathize with him so much it gouges out your heart...
Kiruko(thinks): Sympathizing so much it gouges out your heart...!?
Kiruko: Th...That's it...!
Kiruko: That will work, senpai!!
Haru's sd: Really?
Kiruko: I need you to feel it so I'll draw it!!
Haru: You're raring to go, Kiruko,
Haru: What kind of thing is it?
He lived at wartime,
Haru: Ki...Kiruko, that title is...?
Kiruko: The more burdens he carries the more his depth as a person grows,
Kiruko: I think it would be good if we could transmit that!!
Haru: Yeah...Well, let's hear it out...
Kiruko: Then, I'll start!!
Kiruko: First...Cerberus-kun, who was an orphan because of hell's war, is picked up by the army.
Kiruko: Like that, he quickly becomes a great soldier.
Kiruko: The adults around him were strict and kind with him, he also had a war buddy the same age as him,
Kiruko: Cyclops-kun, he was also picked up by the army.
Cyclops: Hey, Cerberus... Tomorrow finally is our war debut.
Cyclops: We'll guide this country to victory!! Together we can go anywhere, pal!!
Cerberus: Yeah...You're right, that's the reason we've tried so hard until now.
Cerberus: Don't make a blunder!
Cyclops: What are you saying? I have this knife.
Cerberus: That's why I'm worried.
Cyclops: ...Let's survive this, bro.
Cyclops: Our battle has just started!
Three-eyed: It seems he had just start battling on the frontline.
Medusa: Yes, wasn't he all fired up saying it was for this country's sake and such?
Medusa: That happens a lot with new recruits.
Medusa: Well...If they die they can't do anything.
Cyclops: Weren't you with him!? Why didn't you save him!!?
Cyclops: Give me back my lover...The father of the child I'm expecting.
Cyclops: What kind of soldier you are if you can't even protect one of your war buddies!!
Demon: How long are you going to stay depressed like that...?
Demon: It can't be helped, sacrifices are part of wars.
Demon: If you think it was for the country's sake, it becomes a trivial thing, don't you think so!?
Cerberus(thinks): Just why
Cerberus(thinks): Were we---
Haru: It's heavy!!!!
Haru: You...Why does it turn like that!?
Haru: It's a program for children, they'll get traumatized!!
Kiruko: Eeeh, i...Is this no good!?
Haru: You say friendship but he dies again!! Why do you want to kill his friends every time!?
Haru: In the end, Cerberus-kun's design's totally changed!!
Kiruko: That's wrong!! After that, he overcomes that sadness and becomes a great policeman---
Haru: That's right, you tell her too, old man!!
Bullet: If you add there
Bullet: That he gets charged with false charges and is sent to court-martial it would be more realistic...!!
Haru(thinks): You're getting on it, old man!!?
Haru: Hey, let's stop this, what's with this wake mood!? Let's make a funnier story!!
Bullet: Anjou, you fool!! War isn't so soft!!
Kiruko: Because people are...Living beings beyond help...
Haru: I'm telling you we're not talking about that now!!
Haru: Let's think more about the audience!! For example---
Cashier: Thank you very much---
Haru: ...I'm beaten...I never thought I would be this tough...
Kiruko: ...You're right...
Kiruko: Shall we leave it here for today?
Haru: No...It seems we can't just do that...
Chiaki: It seems the chief is calling for me so I'll go away for a while...
Chiaki: That doesn't mean you can skip out, ok?
Chiaki: We have to decide this today!
Haru: ...That's what our class rep said.
Kiruko: With that said, everyone is biased to their own preferences...
Haru: Specially you...A war story really can't work...
Kiruko: Is it really that bad!?
Kiruko's sd: Eeeh~~~
Kiruko: That's weird...That story has a real motif...
Kiruko: I could sympathize with it a lot...
Haru: "Mo...Motif"...Then, it's based on a real person?
Kiruko: Eh? Ah, yes,
Kiruko: The outline...at least.
Haru(thinks): Wait...A sec, then, I know it?
Haru(thinks): Born on the battlefield...Soldier...Eyepatch...
Haru(thinks): N...No matter how you think of it---
Haru: That story, it can't be,
Haru: It's your story...!?
Kiruko: No, it isn't.
Haru: It isn't!?
Haru: It iiiiiiiiiiisn't!!!!?
Kiruko: Eh...Ye...Yes, that's right...
Haru: Don't "eh" me, you're to misleaaaaaaaading!!
Haru: I mean, that Cerberus-kun was raised by the army and had an eyepatch!
Haru's sd: Waaaaaah
Kiruko: Ah...B...But eyepatches aren't that unusual, are they?
Haru: They are, you idiot!!
Kiruko: B...But it really isn't about me,
Kiruko: That's a story I heard from my master!
Kiruko: The former commander of "Phantom".
Kiruko: I haven't seen him since I became the commander, though.
Kiruko: That brings me back~~~ I wonder where he is now...?
Haru(thinks): You're telling me there's a monster even bigger than her...?
Voice: ...We're finally arriving to Japan.
Voice: I have to go do some business on Nagashima with my public face,
Voice: But what will you do, Mr. Phantom?
Phantom: ...There's something I want to ask of you.
Voice: You asking something? That's quite unusual.
Phantom: There's someone I want to meet.
Text: The eyepatch man came!!!
Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san