Love Rob Stockholm 1

-Another attempt to translate a new manga series, this is quite funny
-Please do correct me If I'm wrong on anything
-Thank you for reading my translation
-Expel


Love Rob Stockholm

Page 1

Girl: Huff
Girl: Huff
Girl: Huff

Police: Where did she go!?
Police: Find her!

Girl: Huff
Girl: Huff

Police: There she is, get her!

Girl: Tsk!

Page 2-3

その微笑、凶悪につき。
Her smile brings misfortune
平凡な浪人生の名は潤一郎。
Junichirou is an ordinary student who failed his entrance exam
そして・・・同居人の名前は一葉。
And....Kazuha, the girl he lives with together
ごく普通の二人は
They are ordinary people
ごく普通の生活をしていました。
living the usual life like anybody else
でもただ一つ違っていたのは・・・
But there is just one thing that is unusual...
彼女は強盗犯だったのです。
Kazuha is a robber

Love Rob Stockholm

Chapter 1

Encounter and gunshot

Page 4

Box: The news informing about the criminal
防犯カメラの映像
Security camera's picture
銃所待の可能性も
Possibility that the criminal is armed
１０億円強奪犯、都内に潜伏か
Criminal robbed 1 billion yen, and hiding within the city
Box: I'm a bit envious

Box: Everyday, all I do is study, study, study and study
Box: There is no drama or anything interesting in my life

Box: Life is hard as a student who failed entrance test
Junichirou: Sigh....
Box: Sayama Junichirou 18 years old, Prep school student

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Junichirou: Nngggghhhh (stretches body)
Junichirou: I wish I suddenly got taken away to another world....or
Junichirou: There suddenly a girl I never met at my apartment that came out of nowhere...

Box: Things like that only happens in games
Box: It won't happen in real life

Box: Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow
Box: I'm sure it will be just the same boring days

Junichirou: I'm home
Junichirou: Not like there is anyone at home to say that to...
Box: Or so I thought

Junichirou: Hm?

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Box: Until this very moment
Girl: Don't move

Junichirou: Huh?

Junichirou: Wha
Junichirou: W, w, wha
Girl: and also don't speak

Page 7

Bubble: Who is this girl!?
<Text on card: National health insurance card>

Girl: So you're the tenant of this room
Girl: Sayama Junichirou?
Junichirou (think): A gun?
Junichirou (think): No no no, that must be a toy!!
Junichirou: Ye, yes I am....

Junichirou: ....eh

Junichirou: WHO ARE YOU!
Junichirou: WHY DID YOU GET INTO MY PLACE WITHOUT...

Girl: I said don't speak
Junichirou (think): But you're the one who asked!
Junichirou (think): That gun is REAL!?

Junichirou: .....Hm? Wait
Junichirou: Aren't you that criminal from the news....

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Girl: That's right

TV: Robbery, There is no lead

Girl: The fugitive who's being reported right now is...
Girl: me

Box: .....WHA
Box: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Girl: You can call me....
Girl: Let's see...

Page 9

Girl: You can call me Higuchi Ichiyou*!
Junichirou: LOOK FOR ANOTHER FAKE NAME NOW!!
*Higuchi Ichiyou is a Japanese writer, and She's the picture on the 5000 yen
Girl: then just call me Kazuha

Junichirou: Wh, why
Junichirou: why does it have to be my place...

Kazuha: ....it just happens
Junichirou: WHAT!?

Kazuha: "And then I found this place!"
Junichirou: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!

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Junichirou: Huh?
<Jara> Handcuffs sound

Kazuha: Sorry

Kazuha: I'm being chased by cops
Kazuha: Sayama Junichirou
Kazuha: I'm really sorry, but..

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Kazuha: I'm taking you as a hostage!
Junichirou: Huuuuuh!?

Junichirou: Wha....
Junichirou: Wai....

Box: Wait
Box: Could this be
Junichirou: WAIT A MINUTE!!
Box: A confinement incident?

Page 12

Tv: The Police headquarters confirmed that the girl that was caught by the security camera
防犯カメラの映像
Security camera's picture
Tv: was involved with the robbery and asked the investigation department to...

Junichirou (think): Th, this bad....
Junichirou (think): I have to report her to the cops
Junichirou (think): ...But she took my cell phone...

Junichirou: H, hey....Kazuha-san?
Junichirou: Do you have any intention to give yourself up?

Kazuha: Nope, I don't*
*She's saying it with straw in her mouth, I can't write in english how it sounds when talking with straw in mouth, any suggestion?
Junichirou (think): SHE'S ENJOYING HERSELF!!?

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Kazuha: I must not
Kazuha: I must not be captured yet...

Junichirou: Eh...?

Kazuha: Because there is Magic Girl Belzebub's last episode airing tonight!
Junichirou: THAT'S YOUR REASON!?

Junichirou: Geeez
Junichirou: This is not working....
Kazuha: Sayama

Kazuha: I'm hungry
Text: Snacks aren't enough
Junichirou: I don't care!!

Kazuha: I can't go outside, it's dangerous for me
Kazuha: So go buy me something
Junichiro: Nah...I could escape, you know?

Kazuha: ....!
Text: Wow she's an idiot...
Junichirou: Why did I tell her that!!

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Text: Napkin

Kazuha: A failure student like you
Kazuha: have a credit card? you must be quite rich
Kazuha: Sayama

Junichirou: Please pay it yourself, Kazuha-san...
Junichirou: You have the money you robbed...
Kazuha: Oh no!

Kazuha: I should've ordered the "Mochi mochi bacon potato pizza"...
Text: I was too hasty!
Junichirou: Like I said I don't care!!

Kazuha: The cops knows the money's serial numbers that was robbed
<Aaaaan> *eats
Kazuha: If I used it, they'd found me

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Box: Damn it
Box: She's enjoying this

Box: If only I can get my cell phone
Box: Then I could report her quietly...

Junichirou (think): Ugh....
Junichirou (think): A bit more...

Junichirou (think): Almost there...

Text: Ahahaha
Junichirou (think): My leg cramped!!

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Junichirou (think): One more time....

Junichirou (think): YES!!

Kuzuha: What are you doing?
Kuzuha: You!

Junichirou: HAAAAAA!

Junichirou (think): GOT IT!!

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Kuzuha: hu
Kuzuha: hu
Kuzuha: hu....
Kuzuha: That was too bad....
Junichirou: N, noooo

Junichirou (think): No way!
Junichirou (think): This girl is impossible!!
Kazuha: Looks like Sayama-kun likes to copy Hollywood film, huh?

Kazuha: Listen, if you do something funny again...

Kazuha: I will upload all stuffs you have inside your HDD to the internet
Text: Please not that...
Junichirou: I will be obidient like a puppy

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Junichirou: ...Hey
Junichirou: Kazuha-san

Junichirou: I want to go
Junichirou: to the toilet!

Kazuha: Hmmmm?

Kazuha: Hmmm what should I do...
Kazuha: You're not going to do anything funny, are you?
Text: For example, escaping through window...
Junichirou: I won't, I promise to God*
*he actually says Buddha
Junichirou: I can't hold it anymore
Junichirou: Seriously

Kazuha: .......

Kazuha: Use this
Text: Embarassing
Junichirou: I CAN'T USE THAT!!

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Kazuha: Be done in 1 minute!
Kazuha: If not, I'll go in and drag you out

Junichirou: Ee
Junichirou: eeeek!
Junichirou: Please don't do that!

Junichirou: ......
Junichirou: Kazuha-san
Junichirou: Ermm
Junichirou: Why did you become a robber?
Junichirou: You look like the same age as me...

Kazuha: ........
Kazuha: Don't be mistaken

Kazuha: I'm way older than you
Junichirou: Are you serious!?

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Kazuha: The truth is
Kazuha: I'm being framed

Junichirou: Eh?...
Junichirou (think): What is she saying....
Junichirou (think): I

Kazuha: My parents left me a lot of debts
Kazuha: the real criminal threatened me to become his robbing partner
Junichirou (think): I don't believe that...
Kazuha: In short he wants to use me as a scape goat to trick the cops....

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Kazuha: That's why
Kazuha: until they catch the real criminal
Kazuha: I must not be caught

Kazuha: I
Kazuha: I didn't do anything
Kazuha: I will prove that I'm innocent

Junichirou: Kazuha-san.....

Junichirou: But you do violate the Swords and Firearms Control Law, don't you?
Text: HAHAHAHA
Kazuha: You shouldn't care about little things like that, nobody will like you

Page 22

Junichirou: About being framed...
Junichirou: Were you telling the truth?

Kazuha: .......
Kazuha: well

Kazuha: I don't care
Kazuha: if you don't believe me
Box: She said that and smiled

Box: But her smile felt kind of lonely
Box: It
Box: It made me feel wanting to believe her
Junichirou (think): No no no
Junichirou (think): She's a criminal
Junichirou (think): Why do I feel sentiment towards her!?

Page 23

DING DONG
Junichirou: UWA!

Kazuha (whisper): A, a guest!?
Kazuha (whisper): Who is it?
Junichirou (whisper): D, dunno
Junichirou (whisper): I don't have...

Cop: Sayama-san?
Cop: I'm from the police headquarters
Cop: I have some questions for you...

Kazuha: Cops!?
Kazuha: Wh....WHY!?
Junichirou: Wha....What should I do....!?
Kazuha: You can't say that you're not home!
Kazuha: You have to meet them!
Junichirou: No, no way!

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Cop: Ah, hello
Cop: Are you Sayama-san?
Cop: We've recieved information that the robber is hiding around here, so I want to ask you...
Cop: ...by the way

Cop: Why are you hiding half of your body?
Junichirou: Please don't mind that

Kazuha: I'll kill you if you say anything strange!
Junichirou: Oh man...

Cop: Well
Cop: Have you seen anything strange lately around here?
Junichirou: NOPE!

Box: Wait wait wait
Box: Think!
Box: Sayama Junichirou!

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Box: This is a good chance!
Cop: Well then, the day when the incident happened
Cop: Did you see anyone suspicious...
Box: Think about it!
Box: I need help

Box: yes, that's it
Box: I have to say it!
Box: "The criminal is here!"

Junichirou: The....
Junichirou: cri...
Box: If I told them
Box: I'd be saved....
Kazuha: .....

Kazuha (whispers): Sayama, don't tell me you're....
Kazuha (whispers): Don't do it!

Cop: cri?
Box: But

Box: If I do that...
Kazuha (flashback): The truth is
Kazuha (flashback): I'm being framed
Junichirou: Cri...
*Japanese for criminal is Hannin, so Junichirou is trying to say Hanni...

Page 26

Junichirou: Ha~Nya~Ha~Ra~Mi~Ta~Ji~Shou~Ken~Go~On~Kai~Kuu~*
*This is from Buddhist Essence of Wisdom Sutra
Kazuha: Why the Essence of Wisdom Sutra*!!?
"Hannya Shingyou" for more info http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Sutra

Page 27

Kazuha (thinks): ....Oh

Kazuha (thinks): Oh Nooooo!!
Kazuha (thinks): I over reacted....!!
*the small text is a ref of a Japanese actress Mimura

Junichirou: What is she doing!?
Junichirou: I was trying to help her!!
Text: It pains me though to help her...

Text: sweats
Cop: Soooo....
Cop: Wh, who are you?
<Jara> handcuffs' sound
Kazuha: Ah
Kazuha: I, I'm...

Cop: Handcuffs...!?
Cop: Hey you!
Cop: Why are you wearing handcuffs!?
Kazuha (thinks): Oh no

Kazuha (thinks): I....I'm doomed!!
Junichirou: EXCUSE ME!
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Junichirou: My
Junichirou: girlfriend is here right now
Junichirou: Could you please not disturb us?

Kazuha: ....Wha
Kazuha: Girl....?

Page 29

Cop: Ah

Cop: Ooooooooh
Cop: Ooooooooooooooooooooooh

Cop: So she's your girlfriend, I see I see
Text: ha ha ha ha ha
Cop: We're really sorry to have disturbed you
Junichirou: Ahahahahahaha

Cop: Well then
Cop: Please continue.....

Kazuha: Well
Kazuha: I compliment your quick thinking

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Junichirou: So then
Junichirou: why am I being oppressed?
Kazuha: Because I feel like doing it

Kazuha: WHO IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND...!?
Kazuha: DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK
Junichirou (thinks): Maybe I've made the wrong decision!

Kazuha: ...Why
Kazuha: Why did you help me?

Junichirou: ....Well
Junichirou: If you were telling the truth about being framed, I'd feel bad later on
Junichirou: Also...you are violent but...

Junichirou: Kazuha-san
Junichirou: You don't look like a bad person

Kazuha: Sayama...
Kazuha: You....

Kazuha: are an idiot, huh?
Junichirou: Hahaha, that's what I think about myself too

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Kazuha: But
Kazuha: T h a n k s (very quietly, like whispering)

Junichirou: Eh...?

Box: This is
Junichirou: Did you say something?
Kazuha: N, No, nothing!
Kazuha: Just shut up!
Box: The start of my strange days

Junichirou: She fell asleep
Text: she's so defenseless...
Junichirou: Geeez....her face is cute when asleep, damn it...

Junichirou: She pushed away her blanket...

Page 32

Kazuha: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
<Gori> aims gun

Box: Revision
Junichirou: No
Junichirou: I
Junichirou: fix your blanket...

Box: This is the start of
Kazuha: WHY YOU!?
Kazuha: WERE YOU TRYING TO CUT MY HEAD OFF WHILE I WAS SLEEPING...!?
Junichirou: N, No, you're wrooooooooong!
Box: My survival days...