Kyoko to Tousan 2

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第２話　逆転将軍
Episode 2 - The Shogun fights back!

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チッ　チッ　チッ
SFX:Tick tick tick

こんばんはイブニング６の時間です
TV:Welcome to the 6 o'clock evening news.

また凄惨な事件が起きてしまいました
TV:Another shocking incident has occurred.

白昼の陶芸教室で・・・・
TV:At a pottery class, in broad daylight...

あと十三カット・・・・・・
Kyoko:Another 30 pictures to go...

チッ　チッ　チッ
SFX:Tick tick tick

〆切まで四時間・・・
Kyoko:and 4 hours till the deadline...

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終わらん・・・
Kyoko:I can't do it...

確実に終わらん・・・
Kyoko:I'll never finish in time...

構図考える　下描き　ペン入れ　乾かす　色ぬり・・・
Kyoko:Think up the layout, sketch the base, pen the outlines, let it dry, put the colours in...

どうしたって一カット一時間かかる・・・
Kyoko:It'll take at least 1 hour per picture...

チッチッチッチッチッチッチッチッチッチッ
SFX:Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

考えるより手を動かせ！
Kyoko:Stop thinking about it, just get moving!

奇跡を起こせ！！
Kyoko:Make a miracle happen!!

プルルル
SFX:Ring ring

うげっ
Kyoko:Geh!

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はい・・・
Kyoko:Hello...

お疲れ様です　小泉です！
Izumi:Hello. It's Koizumi here!

本日二十二時に受け取りに伺う約束だったですよね~~
Izumi:We did arrange to pick up the illustrations at 10PM this evening, you remember?

は・・・はい・・・
Kyoko:Ye.. Yes...

申～～～し訳ありません！デザイナーと打ち合わせ入っちゃって・・・
Izumi:I'm sooooo sorry! A meeting with a designer came up, so...

イラストの受け取り　明日の朝に変更してもらえないですか　ホントすいません
Izumi:is it possible to reschedule the pick up for tomorrow morning? I'm so sorry.

奇跡・・・起きた
It's... a miracle!

フ・・・フハ・・・
Kyoko:Ha... Haha!

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フハハ
いや～～～　それじゃー　仕方ないっスねー
Kyoko:Hahaha!
Well... in that case, I guess it can't be helped.

ラッキーついでに恩も売っとこう
Kyoko:I can use this stroke of luck to make him feel like he owes me one.

間に合うように頑張って仕上げたのに　残念だなー
Kyoko:I worked so hard to get them done in time. It's a shame you can't come...

あ～～でしたら今からアルバイトの猪飼君に行ってもらいますわ~
Izumi:Oh~~ In that case, we'll get the part-timer, Ikai, to head over.

は？
Kyoko:Huh?

次回分の打ち合わせは日を改めてってことで
Izumi:We can discuss the next set of illustrations another day.

破綻
(big text)Disaster

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いやいやいや！わざわざそんな！！
いーです！明日の朝にしましょう！！
Kyoko:No no no! I couldn't ask you to do that!
It's fine! Let's leave it at tomorrow morning!!

あっ　猪飼君　行ってくれるって言ってますんで
Izumi:Oh, but Ikai says he's okay to do it.

わたっ
私　打ち合わせしたいし！！　明日　小泉さんが来てください！！
Kyoko:But I,
I want to talk about the next job! I want you to come tomorrow, Izumi!

いや　でも　せっかく仕上げて
Izumi:But, um, if you've got them done already...

私
小泉さんに会いたいし！！
Kyoko:I,
I want to see you, Izumi!

・・・えっ・・・
Izumi:...Huh?

ガチャ
SFX:Slam

なんかエライ誤解を与えた気が・・・
しかしそんなこと気にしているヒマはない！
Kyoko:I think I may have really give the wrong impression there...
But, no time to worry about that!

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COFFEE ハウスダスト
(sign) COFFEE Housedust

おづがれさまでず・・・
Kyoko:*mumble* Morning *sniff*

お疲れさまです！
Guy:Good morning!

原稿拝見しますね
Guy:I'll just take a look at the drafts, okay.

チラ
SFX:Glance

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岩崎さんずいぶんお疲れですね
Guy:You look pretty worn out, Ms. Iwasaki.

え～～～・・・と　徹夜で・・・・・・ゲームやってました
Kyoko:U~~~m, I stayed up all night... playing a game.

あれ？
Guy:Hang on.

なんですか？このキャラ
Guy:What's this little character?

250cal以内
character bubble:Under 250 calories

・・・・・こんなの描いたっけ・・・？
寝ボケて描いたっぽいな・・・色まで着いてる
Kyoko:...did I draw that?
Looks like I drew it in my sleep... it's even coloured in.

なんでもいいから　早く帰らせてくれ
Kyoko's thoughts:Who cares? Just let me go home.

え～～～
これは・・・「ニャントロ」です・・・
Kyoko:U~~~m,
That's... "Lil' Kitty"...

・・・・・・あ
Guy:...Oh

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あはは
こんなイタズラする人とは・・・！
Guy:Haha,
I didn't know you had such a sense of humour...!

かっ・・・かわいいなあ・・・
Guy:That's... cute...

うあ？
Kyoko:Ngah?

・・・・・いえ・・・・
Guy:...I mean....

キリッ
この絵は予定外なのでこの部分使えないかもしれませんからね！
Guy:Ahem!
This picture is unexpected, so we may be unable to use this section!

好きにしてくらはい
Kyoko:Suit yourself *yawn*

ど～～もコーヒーごちそうさまでした
Kyoko:Tha~~nks for the coffee.

ボクこっちです
Guy:I'm over here.

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ヨタヨタ
SFX:Stagger

もしもしお父さん？
朝っぱらからごめん・・・
Kyoko:Dad?
Sorry to call you so early...

うん・・・徹夜明け
今から少し寝るから暴れん坊将軍の再放送録画しといて・・・
Kyoko:Yeah... stayed up all night,
I'm going to have a nap, so you can you tape the repeat of "Abarenbo Shogun"* for me?
(footnote)*A TV show also called "The Bold Shogun"

昼ごろそっち行くから・・・
Kyoko:I'll pop over around lunchtime...

チーッ
ガチャ
バタ
SFX:Beep
Click
Flop

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無礼者！
よもや余の顔を見忘れたか！
Dad:Insolence!
Have you forgotten my face!?

う！？
Guy:Wha?

上様ーーっ！！
Guy:Milord!!

その方らの悪事断じて許しがたし！
Dad:Your despicable deeds are unforgivable!

いさぎよく腹を切れい！！
Dad:Gut yourselves and die honorably!

ええいっ　上様がこのような所におられるハズがないっ
上様を語るニセ者じゃ　き・き・き斬れ
斬れっ！！
Guy：NO! It is unthinkable that milord would be in a place such as this.
He's an imposter! Ge- ge- get him!
Kill him!!

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ジリリリ
ジリリリリリリリ
SFX:Ding-ding-ding-ding

ムク
SFX:Augh

んん・・・ん！
Kyoko:Argh~

ぐぐ・・・
ガリガリ
SFX:Stretch
Scritch scratch

あ～～～
Kyoko:*Yawn*

カラララ・・・
SFX:Rattle rattle

ん？
Kyoko:Huh?

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ブンッ
SFX:Hah!

カカッ！(みねうちの音)
SFX:Slam (the noise of hitting someone with a reversed blade)

まーたやってる・・・
Kyoko:He's at it again...

お父～～さん
Kyoko:Da~~~~d

お父さんてばっ
Kyoko:Oi! Dad!

チャーチャーチャチャーチャチー
Dad:Cha~cha~chacha~chachi~

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バシ
バシーーッ
Dad:Hah!
Ha--h!

くるり
SFX:Spin

成敗っ
Dad:And so it is done.

成敗じゃないわ！！
Kyoko:No it is NOT!

わぁ
Dad:Whoah!

響子か！びっくりしたお庭衆かと思った
Dad:Kyoko! You scared me! I thought you were a ninja!!

庭で刀振り回すなって言ってるでしょ！
さっきから呼んでるのに
Kyoko:I told you to stop swinging that sword around in the garden.
And I was calling out to you.

お前がアイポッド買ってくれたから聞こえなかったわ
Dad:I couldn't hear you because you bought me an iPod.

ひとのせいみたいな言い方すんな！
Kyoko:Don't make it sound like my fault!

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暴れん坊将軍録画しといてくれたの！？
Kyoko:Did you tape "Abarenbo Shogun" for me?!

あっ
Dad:Oops!

暴れん坊将軍の練習してて
録り忘れた・・・
Dad:I was so busy practicing being the Abarenbo Shogun
that I forgot...

ま・・・俺が暴れん坊将軍だったということで
Dad:But... If you think of me as the Abarenbo Shogun.

逆転の発想だな
Dad:Just think about it the other way round.

ボム
SFX:Biff

そんなワケあるかー
Kyoko:Not a chance!

親を土足でけるとは何事だ！
なんでウチの娘はこう反抗的なんだろうな・・・
Dad:How dare you kick your own father!
Why do I have such a rebellious daughter...

あーもー最悪！
(little text)マッケンの殺陣が見たい～～
Kyoko:Ah~~ that sucks!
I wanted to see Matsuken's* swordfighting~~
(footnote)*Short for Matsudaira Ken, the main actor in Abarenbo Shogun.


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逆に考えれば
Dad:Think about it the other way round

(sign)赤夏之庵 - 出前受け付けます
The House of Summer - Deliveries OK

録画を忘れたからこうして俺の年金で店屋物が食えるんだ　よかったじゃないか
Dad:Because I forgot to tape it, we can order some nice food in with my pension money. Isn't that great?

反省の色がないうえ　恩着せがましいわ~
Kyoko：Not a flicker of guilt, and now you're trying to make me owe you one!

俺は昔
胃腸が弱くてガリガリにやせてたんだ・・・
Dad:Back in the day,
I had a weak stomach, and I was stick thin, you know...

いきなり何の話？
Kyoko:Where did that suddenly come from?

大学生の頃　下宿のそばに小さい定食屋があってな・・・
Dad:When I was in university, there was a little cafeteria near the dormitory...

ああ　お母さんの実家？
Kyoko:Oh, Mum's house?

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初めて入った時　店の手伝いをしていた母さんに
一目惚れしたワケだが・・・
Dad:The first time I went in, and saw your mother working there,
It was love at first sight...

店のおばちゃんはやせた学生と見るや腹が減ってると決めてかかる単純な人でな
Dad:And the cook* was a simple woman who figured every student was near starving.

＊現・響子の祖母　お父さんの義母
*Now his mother-in-law, Kyoko's grandmother

とんでもない量の定食が出た
Dad:She gave me a ridiculously enormous meal.

はい学生さん大盛り！
Cook:A big serving for a hungry student!

なんとか胃に詰め込んで店を出たが
食いすぎて二日寝込んだ
Dad:I somehow managed to stuff it in and stagger out of the shop,
But I couldn't get out of bed for two days.

さあ　俺は母さんに会うためにどうしたか
Dad:So! What do you think I did to see your Mum?

何？そこで逆転の発想とやらが出るの？
Kyoko:What? Is this where you "look at it the other way round"?

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俺は腹を減らすためひたすら走った
I ran and ran to keep my stomach empty,
胃を鍛えるため一日三食食った
ate three meals a day to strengthen my stomach,
ヒマを惜しんで鉄アレイを持ち上げた
used all my spare time to pump iron,
その甲斐会って定食屋のメシが平気で食えるようになった！
and thanks to all that I could manage to eat the meals from that cafeteria!
一年後　俺はメチャメチャ健康なサワヤカ青年になっており
One year later, I was a strapping youth, fit as a fiddle.
ナント
And in fact,
母さんのほうから交際を申し込んできた
It was your mother that asked me to go out with her!

え～～～
Kyoko:Wha~~t!?

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・・・いやー　相当凄いけど　それ逆転の発想も何も
単に逆転劇とか言わない！？
Kyoko:...Well, that's pretty amazing. But... nothing about "looking at it the other way round".
That's just fighting against all odds, right?

だから・・・つまりその時健康になったおかげで
Dad:What I'm saying is... Because I got so fit back then,

六十すぎて刀振り回すほど
元気なんだよ
Dad:
even at the age of 60 I'm healthy enough
to swing my sword around!

そこに話つながるの！？
Kyoko:That's what you were trying to say!?

お前も怒ってばかりいないで　親の健康をありがたく思えよ
Dad:You shouldn't be so angry. Be thankful for your parents' good health.

お父さんそれ　自分に都合が良いように適当にしゃべってるだけでしょ
Kyoko:Dad. I think you're just making this all up to suit yourself.