Oretama Special : 02

*Sniff*
*hic*First the Freesia nuts, then Vampire Bund lolis, and now this...!!*sob*
Argh. I think I'm scarred for life.*dissolves into a gibbering, sobbing mess*

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01
My Balls.
extra ball 2: The boy who lost his balls?!
Fan: Festival.

02
Narrator: July 20XX. The battle for the family jewels, the outcome of which will decide the fate of the human race was still underway/Likewise, there was a boy whose "marbles" were a source of unabating torment.//20XX? July 23rd.
Yuuji: Later, Taku. See you at tomorrow's festival![tn: Festival=Matsuri. Wiki it for more info.]
Taku: Sure, Yuuji-kun. Later.
Narrator: Yamamoto Taku (16).

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Taku: The festival? You'd think Yuuji-kun could get any girl he wants. Shouldn't he have a girlfriend to go there with him...? And I've been waiting for an occasion to ask Yuri-chan out...//Mh.../(Gotta go take a leak...)
Sign: KAPPA.[tn: River-dwelling monster.]/Eye-witnesses wanted!/Reward money ￥100.000!![tn: Roughly $950 (US).]
Taku: Pheeeew....
Kappa: ...Whosoever dareth befoul my riveeeeerrr...?

04
Kappa: Your Shirikodama.../your balls are mine!![tn: A Shirikodama is a mythical ball that is found inside the anus, and Kappa are known to seek after them, as it allows them to devour the unfortunate victim.]
Taku: Eeek
Narrator: July 24th, 20XX 12h30 PM//Iijima Yuri (16).
Yuri: Mh? A message from Taku-chan.♥ Let's seeee. He wants me to lend him a yukata this time?[tn: A yukata is a light kimono worn in summer. This is typically a female garment.]

05
Yuri: (Until very recently he'd had next to no sex drive, which was about as bothersome as it sounds./But we found out that with female clothes on, he was ready to go, so this took care of that!)/Aaah...//(Which in turn led to me lending him Western girls' clothing, and our degree of intimacy skyrocketing.//...It's kinda wrong, I can tell, but...)*lala*
Yuri: (It's so great! Soon, he will properly awaken to his sexuality/and we can have a true, honest-to-God relationship!)
*ding dong*
Yuri: Ah. Taku-chan. Come on in.♥

06
Taku: Hello, Yuri-chan...
Yuri: Ta-Taku-chan? Di... Did you come all the way here dressed up like a girl?!
Taku: {outside the bubble}Coming in./{inside the bubble}I did... It's kinda weird, maybe?
Yuri: Uh....... Eeeermm. Absolutely not... But why.../(He looks exactly like girl.......?)

07
Taku: Actually, Yuri-chan...//I... My balls are.../My balls are gone!
Yuri: UH?//Your balls... Er... You mean those balls...?
Taku: Yeah.//Yesterday, I went by the riverside to relieve myself | when a Kappa came out and said he'd take out my Shirikodama...
Yuri: A Kappa?! | Wha... what kind of nonsense is that...?/Haha

08
Taku: I am not kidding.../Look.
Yuri: .......!!//Whu... whuuuuuuuuut?!/And what happened to the balls...?!
Taku: The Kappa took them with him inside the river...

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Yuri: No... no way. | That means you can't be a boy ever again...........?!
Taku: Yeah... I'm not happy with the situation either... but I guess now, I have no choice but to spend the rest of my life as a girl...*sob*
Yuri: Taku-chan.........[tn: I think at this point, it bears mentioning that Taku is an androgynous name.]
Taku: Uh... That's why | I came to ask if you could lend me a yukata...
Yuri: Eh?//I... I don't mind, but what for?
Taku: Well, actually it's about Yuuji-kun, from the class next to our. | We've been doing cram school together this summer./And I'm supposed to go at the festival with him...

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*bashful* *bashful*
Taku: That doesn't happen every day, so I though I'd want to look cute and nice...♥
Yuri: Look cute...? Wuh...?/(What is the point of that...?!)//Ta... Taku-chan?! You aren't considering anything out of place, are you?! | The two of you are boys, and you know that, right?!
Taku: Uh? What do you mean, out of place? Of course not...//It's just that Yuuji-kun is such a cool guy... Just walking next to him makes me...
Yuri: Ta... Taku-chan?!

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Yuri: (He's turning bit for bit into one of those lovestruck teenage girls.)/Eeeeeek
Taku: Oh, flower patterns. So cuuute.♥
Yuri: (This is all kinds of bad.//I... It can't be. Why did he have to lose his balls...? And here I was, expecting to have 3 kiiiids!//But he'll be stolen from me before that happens. | And by another boy, no less...)/Hah//I... I know!!/In times like this, I need Cupid-san's help...

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Narrator: July 24th, 20XX 7h00 PM
Yuuji: Taku's sure taking his time...
Taku: Yuuji-kun...!
Yuuji: Oh, Taku...
Taku: Sorry, it took me some time to get prepared.

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Taku: It's... It's not weird, is it...?/I tried my best...*todom todom*
Yuuji: Ta... Taku? Uh... No./(Er... I... I'm not sure where is this going!)
Cupid: Even a Kappa showed up? | Must be the influence of the 7th month.../That said, the kid should really be more careful about his nether regions.
Yuri: Ne... Nevermind that, please capture it quick!//Please hurry, Taku-chan's virtue is at stake...!!
Cupid: I know, I know. When you deal with Kappa | you need to use cucumbers to lure them out.

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Cupid: Kappaaaaaa.♥//It's out! | Finish it...
Yuri: Humph!
Kappa: AAAAAAAAAAGH?!
Yuri: It's your fault isn't it?! I want Taku-chan's balls back and I want them now!/Or I'll bleed you out!*booohoo*

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Yuri: Thank goodness. Now he can be a man again...♥/Uh. But how do I put them balls back into place...?
Cupid: Beats me. | Well, they came out from the rear...
Taku: These fireworks are just beautiful...♥
Yuuji: Uh. | Sure...
Taku: Ah...

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Yuuji: Woops.../Are you okay?
Taku: Tha... thanks, Yuuji-kun.../I'm not quite used to wearing those sandals...[tn: Sandals=zoori, a typically Japanese kind of... sandals.]
Yuuji: ...Taku...
Taku: !
Yuuji: Yuuji-kun...?!

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Taku: (Good. This way, I can be a girl/body and mind.......)
Yuri: What the eff?!//The hell's with you guys acting like it's all so natural?! Can't you see how fishy the whole thing is?!
Taku: Yu... Yuuji-kun?!
Yuri: You're men! The two of youuuuuuu!!

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Taku: Uh?! You retrieved my family jewels for me?!
Yuri: I did! Now you can be a boy again!
Taku: Thank you, Yuri-chan.♥ | Uh... But how do I put them back in place.........?
Yuri: They... They were taken out through your butt, so...
Taku: Uh?//Ah!!/Ah... Hah...

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Yuri: Taku-chan! You need to put more effort into it... Or it won't get in!
Taku: Tha... that's easier said than done...*tremble*
Yuri: (In... In that case...)//Mh.../Mnuh.♥*shlurp shlurp*
Taku: Ah... I can't take it | Yuri-chan.../This is too much...
Yuri: (Th... What the heck am I doing...?)/One more to go!/(No. I must restore restore his manhood.)*haa haa*

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Yuri: Because I really want those 3 children.♥
Taku: Hah.♥*shudder/shudder*
Yuri: I-it's back! Taku-chan's manhood has been restored.♥//Thank Gooood. Right, Taku-chan?*tremble/tremble*
Taku: Haa/Haa
Narrator: But at the time, little did Yuri know...
Taku: I like it in the butt... | It feels good...
Narrator: that Taku-chan had awakened to a new form of sexuality...
[extra ball 2 The end.]