Hizashi Oneshot : Hizashi

More creepy weirdness.
I don't know what's more disturbing. The weird-ass stories, or the fact that people were actually meant to be turned on by them...

This is a Gantz Waiting Room translation.
Not that anyone else would want it anyway........
That's it. Hopefully. Back to (comparatively) sane and healthy manga for me!
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01
Delusions Gallery

10
Hizashi Table of Contents

-Delusions Gallery 1
-Hizashi (Sunlight) 11
-Daffodil 19
-River Bottom 25
-Moonflower 33
-Wandering Soul 41
-Lascivious Afternoon 49
-Nighttime Racket 55
-The Mysterious Peanut 63
-The Way Back 73

11
Hizashi

13
=Um.........//He'd like to go out with you./He said he loved you.//Here. Have this.

14
=She's crying.
=She's pure at heart, she is.

15
=He came from above, as I was catching my breath.//I was calm, and i was at peace.//His voice and demeanor were all perfectly normal to me./On his invitation, I followed him into the forest.

16
=I walked with my eyes closed, his pleasantly cool hands on my shoulders.

17
=Upon opening my eyes to the sudden warmness, I found myself alone.

18
=I wrote what happened to day in my journal.
Hizashi=The End.

19
Daffodil
=In a back alley over a railway crossing, is a favorite shop of mine.
Sign: Anin.[tn: It's a female name.]
=Sake.

20
=Natto.[tn: Fermented soybeans]
=Alright. Natto coming.
=Get lost. Ah, what a pain.
Note: Today's Special.
=Can I sit here?
=That's enough. You're bothering the customers!
=Oh, don't mind me.
=Can I have something, maybe?
=Ah. I didn't really pay attention.[tn: I have no idea what he means.]
=I'll have some stew, please, ma'am.
*slurp slurp*

21
=..........
=Whoa/Wai-wait a minute
=Bwahahaha
=Is that alright?
=Strange.

22
=Let's get upstairs./We'll be borrowing the room, ma'am.//Come now. Get naked.
=But.......
=Ah
=It's. It's no use.

23
=I'm an idiot and an impotent mangaka.......
=It's fine.//Let me deal with this.
*swish*
=It's. It's in.
*slick slock slick*[tn: Sticky sounds]
=Whoa./Woooowwww.

24
=Aaaaaah.//Thank you very much, Sir.[tn: She's using a specific form of thanks, typical of shopkeepers. Now you know where this is going.]
=Uh, about the money.......
=The place is cheap, and it's really nice.
Daffodil=The End.

25
River Bottom.
=In a small river inside a ravine.//The children hurried to play, during the short afternoon hours while it was exposed to the sun.

26
=I was sitting still right at the bottom, and sick of it all.
*clasp*
=Waaaaaah.//There it is. There it is.//Around here, maybe./It was sticking to me like glue./Enough. Enough./Eek.
=Aaah Aaaah.

27
=Scared though they might be, they came here to swim every day.//Pulling off their pants was fun.//These are the ones I'm wearing right now.//The sun's been hidden by the mountain for three hours now.//The children are home, and the water and atmosphere are both getting chilling down to a pleasant cool.
*splish*
*splash*
*zip*
=?

28
=Who are you?//What are you doing here?
=........
=You're cold.
=The girl was really warm.

29
=Touch me. More.//Aah.//Aaaah.//Aaaanh.

32
=She never showed up again after this one time.//Once night, I climbed up to the hill.//Looking around several houses.//Unsuccessfully.//With the short summer coming to an end, people stopped coming to swim in the river.//And there I am, in the cold, chilly water.//As always.
River Bottom=The End.

33
Moonflower
=Upon awakening from a strange dream//I'd turned into Thumbelina.//I would have liked a giant animal better.[tn: Thumbelina is a thumb-sized character from a fairy tale by writer H.C Andersen.]

34
=But it would have been embarrassing when I had to pee.[tn: WTF?!!]//Maybe this is for the best.//Once I was done putting on my doll's clothing//I had nothing left to do, so I just sat around.//Sigh.//It's day, by now.//My dad is in for one heck of a surprise when he sees me like this.//He loves me unconditionally. He loves me so very much

35
=He spent an entire day drinking out of worry
=You can't get married in those conditions. We need to find you a husband.
=That's right, marriage! This is terrible.//I have to find someone!//Surely can get some man who'll still want me despite my present condition.
=Bweeeeh. Bweeeeh.//Bweeeeh.
=What are you doing, Mister Frog?
=Don't call me a frog. Don't.

36
=I hate being a frog. Just looking at that glossy, slippery skin it gives me urticaria, and it makes me wanna puke.
=I don't like 'em much either. What with the warts, and all.
=Oh, I like the Frog thing. It's the warts.//Your skin is smooth.//Give it to me.
=No. Let me go.
=Come on, let me borrow it. Just a little bit. I don't know, around the boobs, or your bellybutton.//This place will do fine, too.
=It hurts........
=Got some skin. Got some skin. I got myself some skin.
=*sob*

37
=Sob.
=Tweeeee-tweetweet.[tn: The original text ほーほげぎょ (hou-hogegyo) is what a Japanese nightingale is supposed to sound like. Don't ask.]//Shwoop.//Cough cough
=Twee-ee-ee
=Aaaah
=Shwoop
=Ah//Ah Ah Ah Ah//Mister Butterfly. Looks like you're falling in love with me.......

38
=Cough cough.//Cough cough cough cough[tn: Well, so much for that.]
*buzz*
=Bwahaha.//Hey, stay still, will you.
=Don't be so rough, Mister Scarabaeus.
=Mine is a hard one. Because of the shell, you see.
=Nooo.

39
=Hah.
=You've come to. Good girl. Just stay put.//Drink this. I need you back on your feet as soon as possible./I would have you work for me.
=Hey, gran. Word's out you got in some fine girl.
=That was fast, Master Mole.

40
=A fine girl, that one. Really fine.//Mgnph.//Mgnph mgnph.//Mgnph mgnph mgnph mgnph mgnph.[tn: The Japanese for these muffled sounds is "mogu", which leads me to believe there is a pun on "mogura", which is Japanese for "mole".]
=From that moment on//I've been awaiting my customers every night.
Moonflower=The End.

41
Wandering Soul

42
=Hello.//Hey, Hide.//Are you drawing a manga?
=Yep.
=Woww.
=Don't dirty it.
=That's pretty good.
=Sort of.
=No big deal?

43
=What's this?//Ahahaha.
=Hey, stop that.//Why, you
=Whoa, whoa whoa.//Aaah. Stop. Mwahahaha.
=..........//Hehehe.
=Hey there.
=Lemme draw something.
=This is an important. I'm gonna submit this thing.

44
=Humph. Fine, then.
=Whoa. You sex freak.//You draw the scariest things.
=Everyone draws these.
=It's not even realistic at that.
=Lemme see./Let me have a look.

45
=What do you think. I did a good job of it, didn't I?
=I wanna see your privates too, Fumi-chan.
*SMACK*[tn: There's no justice.]
=Yaaaaawwn.//I feel sleepy.

46
=Hey. Are you sleeping?//........
=Unh.

47
=Ahahaha.//That tickles.
=Nnngh.
=Aaagh.
=Waaaah hahaha.
=Hmph hmph

48
=Kyahahaha.//Stop it. Stop.//That tickles, I'm telling you.
=Unh Unh.
=Hyahahahahaha.
Wandering Soul=The End.

49
Lascivious Afternoon.

50
=Teacher. I can't read the third question.
=Uuuum Let's see........
Message: Same place as usual.
=Whoa
=You sure took your time.
=What do you think you're doing. We were right in the middle of the classroom.

51
=Quick, teacher.//Aaah.//Unh.

52
=Hah Hah Hah.
=Aaaaaaah.//Oh yes. Yes. So good.//Aaaaanh.
=Haaaaah.
=Teacher, I want more.

53
=Let me move.
=Alright, alright.
=Aaah.//What's this?/It's no use.//Unh.//Aaanh. It's slipped off.//Phew.
=You can have this, if you want.
=Yeah. I'll do that.//You're eager to return to your wife, aren't you.
=Gasp.

54
=He-Hey.//Don't cry...........
*sniff*
=Ah.//There. You're operational again.
=Aaaaaaah.
Lascivious Afternoon=The End.

55
=Nighttime Racket
Sign: Artificial Bishoujo Research Laboratory.[tn: Bishoujo stands for "beautiful young girl".]
=Excuse me. Would you share on of those beautiful girls with me?

56
=For what use?
=Well. How should I put it?//I'm a perv. A complete, total freak.
=Very well.//We have the occasional client who comes for a daughter he can send to school, you see.//Before you stand the fruits of the 15 years of research in which I've been putting my heart and soul.
=Haaah.

57
=Ahahahahahaahahahaha.
=For now, you get treated to the latecomer's three shots.[tn: 駆け付け三杯 (kaketsuke sanpai) are the customary three cups of sake that latecomers at a party are made to drink. Here used as a metaphor for the girls.]
=Shall I ask for seconds, I wonder.
=These ones were created through cloning, which makes them human-like. Their faculties are top-notch, too. They're perfect.
=I'll buy 'em! Deal!
=Being so close to actual human beings mean they can be quite a handful, though.
=I'm hungry./Aaaanh./Potty.
=It may be a bit too much of a handful for a lone bachelor. And that's where the animal-like ones step in. Easy to tend to, and they're perfectly content with canned food.
=Meoooow.

58
=Hmmmeoooow.
=I love it. I'm a kitty-lover.
=We have doglike ones too.
=A friend. Man's best friend.//A dove.//A frog.
=And should it happen to be too expensive......
=I'm washed out.
=Here are the plant-like one. Cheap, easily tended. Gentle of character.
=Aaah. I can't get enough of this diet.

59
=For the connoisseurs who won't be satisfied with vanilla, we also have a variegated assortment.
=God give me strength!//Ultimately, I put all my savings into a human-shaped model.//Alright. I'll be working towards a complete turnaround, starting tomorrow!
=Heeey.
=I thought I was out of commission for the day. This is miraculous.//Is there any limit to humanity's hidden potential?!

60
=Don't follow me. Just stay at home.//Whoa.
Signs: Barbecue Special.350/Garlic-liver [sauté.]/Natto[...]
=Aaah.//Ha. Hahahaha.
*splat*

61
=She's got only the deed in mind, I hate that! Make her more prudish. The kind who'll start crying when i tear off her skirt. This is disgusting.
=But your ultimate goal remain the same either way.
=I'll go somewhere else. Find a good old Japanese kitten to fall in love with.
=Hey, wait.
=I can create a custom one to suit your tastes, if you're ready to pay the price.//I'll use none else but yourself to create her.//So much extra skin is not good for your health.
=Leave me alone!
=Sleep. When you come back to your senses, the ideal pretty girl clone will have been created out of you.

62
=Aaaaaah.
Sign: Fairy Birthday.[tn: Whatever the Hell that means.]
=Such a joy it is to make a pretty girl.
=And such a joy it is to be turned into a pretty girl.
=Uhuuh
=Pretty girl. Pretty girl.
Arrow: Skin clone.
Nighttime Racket=The End.

63
The Mysterious Peanut

64
*flip*
=Ah.//Yet another masterpiece this time. I don't know what to say.
=Coffee, please./Miiilk.
=Which will it be?
=Miiilk. Miiilk. | Give me a coffee and some milk.[tn: Same bubble, different speakers.]
=Did I just hear a woman's voice?
=There. A human-shaped tumor. They're pretty common.//I'd been hurting in the crotch recently, so I thought I'd caught some bad disease..........
=Miiilk...
=Take great care of your health. Well, now I just need to implement this script.

65
*puff puff*
=Be careful, it's hot.
=Goo goo gah gah.
=AAAAAAAAAAAUUURGH//Fuck you. Fuck you.//You try that again, and I swear I'll kill you, bitch.
=Hello./Eh? You're already getting naked.

66
=I could have done with a bit of romance.
=Let's get to business. I had no intention to, but whatever.
=So fast. Noooo
=Uunnggghhh
=Haa.
=Uh. Uuuh.
=?/Goo goo.//Ahahahaha.
=Aaaaaaargh.
=What's going on?
=Nothing. Hahahaha.
=Uh. Ugh.
=Anh. Co-come to me!
=??

67
=Aaaaargh.*gnap*
=I'm off.
=Fu. Fuck youuuu.
=I wanna miiiilk.
=You're dead.
=Goo ga ga.
=Whoa hahahaha
=smunch smunch om nom nom gulp.//More milk.
=Aaaaahhh.

68
=Must be all the eating, but you're getting bigger, you are.
=Mako-chan. Mako-chan.[tn: Possibly singer and actress Ishino Mako (1961-...]//Yay, flappy.
=Hey there.
=Rubber, rubber. Flap flap. | White white. | Screen tone.
=You're doing a pretty neat job.//You're not too bad a cook either.
=Lemme see, lemme see.
=When it comes to laundry and cleaning, it's Jack of all trades, master of none.*sploosh sploosh* *bat bat* *flap flap*
=But I can't exactly do the thing in those conditions.
=Betsuma.[tn: Short for 別冊マーガレット (Bessatsu Marguerite), a monthly Shoujo manga.]

69
=Maybe I can make do with you.
=Ahhh.//Ah. Anh.//I want it inside me.
=I don't think that's gonna be possible.
=Yaaay.
=Wooooah.
=Aaaaaargh.
=The next morning, upon awaking to the noise down my privates./?//Ack. Another one.
=Ah.

70
=Do-don't do that. Booooh. Damn you. Bitch. Oh, fuck. Uuuuuunhhhhh.
=Huff.Phew./Ah.//Miiiilk...
=I am speechless. This is genius.
=I'll have milk... No, coffee.
=By the way, what about that human-shaped tumor of yours?
=A wart. It's a wart.
=Please take care of your health, it's important.
The Mysterious Peanut=The End.

73
=The Way Back.

74
=On my way from school to cram school, Ken'ichi-kun called me out.
=Let me touch you.
=I kept looking at him.//And he wouldn't take his eyes off me either.//I felt like crying and I closed my eyes.

75
=Ken'ichi-kun.........//Don't follow me! It's creepy.//Just when I thought I'd lost him.
=Phewwwww
=Ken'ichi-kun had gotten to the school ahead of me.
Windows: Knit | ting | Class | room

76
=Good day, teacher.
Sign: University Preparation Class/BIG BANG
=No one has arrived yet.
=That's right, Suzu-chan. Everybody's dropped out.//Yesterday they found out the weird stuff I was pulling under the pretense of giving extra classes.
=Strange things...?
=I merely gave her a little present. Some clothes, you see. | Well, I did tell her to put them on right away.//Oh yeah. This is for you, Suzu-chan.
=Shall I put them on?
=You betcha!

77
=I tried on the new clothes.//The teacher here doesn't get mad if we don't study. He won't even give us any homework.
=Today, you're on your own. I'll be drawing manga, so please be quiet.//I've taken a liking to the place, so I don't feel like dropping out.
=Uh, Suzu-chan. What would that be?
=Ken'ichi-kun.//He tried something funny, and when I glared at him for it, he turned into this.
=Weird!

78
=He touched my breasts.
=He-he He touched them!
Cage: Pochi.
=Get in. Just get in.

79
=Ken'ichi didn't even touch the rest of my lunchbox when I give it to him. He wouldn't eat any ramen either.
*bump*
=........./Ghhhh.
=Today you're on your own.
=I took the same way back as I always do, but something felt a bit out of place.

80
=Today, the neighbor who always had a dirty joke was silent.
=.....
=.......
=I'm back, mom.//Hideo. Where's mom?
=This is mom./She hasn't cooked dinner.

81
=Dad isn't back home yet?

82
=What I saw when I opened my eyes was just horrible./Whoa.
=Plip./Plup//Plop.
=Unh.

83
=Give these back! Give them back before I get mad.
=Pliplop.
=I need to go to school.//Lemme through, okay?//Ah. This must be the door.

84
=It's all the same, apparently.//Haaaaaa.//I'm hungry.
*mooch* *flick flick*
=Uh.

85
=Teacher.
=Yo. | There. Your rag.

86
=You there. I want a straight line!//Aaah. It's no use. I'll never make decent assistants out of these guys.[tn: Mangaka's assistants.]
=Hello, Ken'ichi-kun. | You have more students than before, teacher.
=I'm not really expecting them to actually pay their tuition fees, though.[tn: In Japan, education past junior high is neither mandatory, nor free, and that includes even public schools.]*chime chime*
=Yeah. Thanks a lot. Yep yep yep. Give it some more time. Yes, yes. Use express delivery, yes.//I'm starving. Want some ramen too, Suzu-chan?
=I'll go prepare them.
=Crap. The tones aren't uniform.

87
=Oh-hooooo.//We're gonna need to go buy a thing or two.
=Why is it only your place is the only one that stayed normal?
=Mhhh. Well...//There.*bit by bit*

88
=You get the idea.
=Teacher, watch out.

89
=Aaah.
=Nothing. Nothing at all.

90
=How cute.//Let's go!

91
=*chime chime*

92
=Yes, yes. Just a little bit longer.
The Way Back=The End.