MPD Psy-choko 1

Note: Okay, the first 3 volumes of this have been sitting on my bookshelf untranslated for too long.

MPD-Psychoco is a series of 4-panel strips, published in groups of 7, so there aren't exactly "chapters" per se. For the sake of keeping with the mangahelpers system, we can consider this #1, although the volumes group the strips as "File 001 - File 007"

It's a parody of MPD Psycho, so most of the jokes only make sense if you've read that first.

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Page 1:

File: 01 波乱の幕開け
ネタ元：１巻９Pぐらい
File: 01 The Stormy Opening
Joke Material Source: Volume 1, around page 9

被告　小林洋介は前へ
Judge: The defendant, Kobayashi Yousuke, come forward

ちがう
Nishizono: No

ぼくは小林洋介でわなくて．．．
Nishizono: I am not Kobayashi Yousuke. . .

ぼくは．．．　ぼくは．．．
Nishizono: I am . . . I am . . .

ぐわっ
Sfx: Guwah! [The cry of the judge, as he gets shot in the head]

わー！！　西園伸二だ〜〜〜〜！！
Person 1: WA---H!! It's Nishizono Shinji~~~~!!

逃げろ
Person 2: Run away!

逃げろ〜〜
Person 3: Run away~~~


Page 2:

File: 02 たびだちの日
ネタ元：１巻７２P
File: 02 Release Date
Joke Material Source: Volume 1, Page 72

ゴｵン
Sfx: GOon [The sound of the doors closing behind Amamiya]

お姉ちゃ〜〜んカレンダーに赤い印ついてるけどなに？
Miwa: Onee-chaaa~~n, what's this red circle on the calendar for?

え〜　忘れた
Machi: Eh~~ I forgot

キャハハハハ
Sfx: Kyahahaha [laughter]

シクシク　　シクシクシク
Amamiya: shikushiku shikushikushiku [Sniffling/crying sounds]

File 03: 島津の主張
ネタ元: なし
File 03: Shimazu's Claim
Joke Material Source: None

本日　おすすめするのは
Announcer: Today, we recommend

この万能包丁！！
Announcer: this all-purpose carving knife!!


切れちゃう切れちゃう
Announcer: It'll cut and cut

ザク
Sfx: ZAKU [*chop*]

ザク
Sfx: ZAKU [*Chop*]

何でも切れちゃいます
Announcer: It'll cut anything

オーッ
TV: OHHH

購入されたお客様から「大腿骨は切れなかったゾひゃはっ」
Person: A customer who purchased it said, "I couldn't cut the femur, hyahaa" [Hyaha is the kind of distinctive laugh Shimazu has]

というクレームが．．．
Person: That kind of claim is. . .

誰？
Announcer: Who?

File 04: トグチ　プレセンツ
ネタ元：１巻４９Pぐらい
File 04: Toguchi Presents
Joke Material Source: Volume 1, around Page 49

えーと
Amamiya: Ummmmm

センマイとハラミとカクテキと
Amamiya: Washed rice, skirt steak and . . .

それとタン塩♡
Amamiya: and then, salted beef tongue

雨宮一彦タンシオの瞬間
TV: Amamiya Kazuhiko's Salted Beef Tongue Moment

バキッ
Sfx: Bakii [Remote control snapping]

ブブロロガブロガロブ
Sfx: BUBUROROGABUROBAROBU [Car sounds "VROOM VROOM"]

File 05: 鬼頭回路
ネタ元：なし
File 05: Kitou's Circuits
Joke Material Source: None

あの子が死んで
Kitou: That child died and

もう何年にもないりますが．．．
Kitou: It's already been how many years, but. . .

いまだに一人分多く 食事つくってしまうんです
Kitou: To this very day, she cooks an abundant portion for one person.


学習能力ないんですか奥さん
Kitou: Don't you have any learning ability, Madam?

Page 4:

File 06: 田辺の　のろけ
ネタ元：なし
File 06: Tanabe's fond speech about a loved one [のろけ (惚気) = speaking fondly of a loved one]
Joke material source: None

私の人生の中でベストオブ彼氏というと　
Tanabe: The best boyfriend in my life

やっぱり松坂くん♡
Tanabe: is still Matsuzaka-kun♡

顔はそこそこスポーツもそこそこな彼
Tanabe: He's fairly good in looks, and at sports

でも．．．
Tanabe: But. . .

仲間うけサイコー！！
Tanabe: He's the most popular with my friends!!

おいしー♪
Co-worker: Delicious♪

田辺さん料理うまーい♪
Co-worker: Tanabe-san's cooking is gooooood♪

あとは飛田クンとか美濃クンとか三田クン．．．
Tanabe: And later, Tobita-kun, Mino-kun, Mito-kun. . .

ソーセージもあるでよ
Tanabe: There is sausage too

ねーねー　なんの肉？
Co-worker: Hey, hey, what meat is this?

何肉？
Co-worker: What meat?

File 07: 真実の扉
ネタ元：　１巻５Pグライ
File 07: The Door of Truth
Source: Volume 1, around page 5

目ざめる
Amamiya: [They're] awakening

一人．．．　また一人
Amamiya: One person . . . and another

本当の俺はダレなんだ．．．
Amamiya: WHO is the real me. . .?

ムラタ　キヨシよ
Machi: It's Murata Kiyoshi.

え
Amamiya: Eh

そ　そりはちょっと
Amamiya: Th-- that's a little


何　贅沢な事言ってんの
Machi: What, am I saying something extravagant?

せめて小林くんとか．．．
Amamiya: At least someone like Kobayashi-kun. . .

却下
Machi: Rejected.