Rokudenashi Blues 96

Chapter 96: Fighter - Nakajima Junichi

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Koheiji: Heheheh... // IT'S TIIIIME! THE TIME HAS COME! // TIME TO PAY MAEDA BACK! WITH SOFTBALL! // And to show Chiaki-chan my beautiful and dynamic form...

Hironari: Hei-chan, it's raining outside, so today's basketball.

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[Cover page]

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Teacher: Alright, do these in order! // Forward roll, then a back handspring! Once with your legs open, once with your legs closed! // Alright, next!

Girls: Ahh! Yaah! // Gah, I can't do it!

Joe: Hahaha, didn't think the girls'd be doing gymnastics! // Looks like it's worth it to come to gym sometimes, huh, Maeda-san?

Person: Hey, Maeda-kun! You guys are lined up kind of far! Line up over here!

Maeda: Why don't you line up over here?

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Person: Okay, we have to pick teams of four before the teacher gets here. Everyone please line up by height! // Losers have to do forward jump squats, so make some effort!

Maeda: Forward jump squats!?

Joe: Hey, man... // I actually used to play a little bit of basketball in middle school. If you're on my team, you'll win.

Maeda: Wh...what? // Hey! Let me switch with you!

Person: But...I'm supposed to be here!

Maeda: I said let me switch with you! // You slide over...

Person: Huh?

Koheiji: Heheh... // Looks like he doesn't want to be on my team. // And I didn't think he saw me as a rival...

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Maeda: Ok, you over here, and you over here...

Koheiji: Heh, it doesn't matter. I'm so much better than...

Hiroyuki: He can't hear you, Hei-chan. He's over there.

Maeda: Ok! Now we've got the best team!

Person: Hey, no fair! That's cheating, Maeda-kun!

Teacher: You better shut up and get your ash over here!

Person: Oh, the teacher's here.

Teacher: Shtop making ekshcushes! How many timesh have you shaid you had a headache?

People: What?

(T/N: Yes, he really does talk like that.)

Teacher: Now shtop lying and shtop pushing out! Or your gradesh will shuffer!

Nakajima: I...I...I'm sorry...

Teacher: Oh, you've already got teamsh? // I shupposhe I'll jusht have to get Nakajima in shomehow...

Person: Wait, Nakajima's playing!?

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Teacher: Sho going by height you're over here... // Shlide over a little...

People: We can't have him on our team, we'll lose!

Maeda: Hey...that's... // No...our...

Teacher: You over here, and you here...

Students: *blah* *blah*

Teacher: Shlide over thish way...you here...and you...here...

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Teacher: I think the shports committee membersh have ekshplained thingsh to you enough, but let me refresh you. The loshing team hash do to forward jump shquats. // The rulesh shay you shoot from here and you get one point. // The firsht team to get two pointsh winsh.

Koheiji: Dammit...it's cause you were like "I'M GONNA PICK ALL THE TEAMS!"

Maeda: ....

Teacher: Sho, firsht ish Maeda, Nakata, Nakajima, and Komiyama vershush... // Toguchi, Otomo, Shawamura, and Yamashita.

Joe: Sorry about the jump squats, Maeda-san. We're going to win.

Maeda: You freaking...


Koheiji: Cheh, pathetic.

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Koheiji: Pass everything you can to me! // I've been doing this since I was six years old! // GWAH!

SFX: *scrape*

Hironari: Hei-chan!

Koheiji: Owwieee...

Maeda: Kh... // ( Dammit...I just have to get two points in... // That's all... )

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Katsuji: No fair!

Joe: Uooh...

Katsuji: Dammit, Maeda-san!

Maeda: Hey, Nakajima, catch!

Nakajima: Oww!

Katsuji: Gyahaha! I got it!

Maeda: Gah! What the hell was that!?

Katsuji: Joe!

Joe: Yeah!

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Joe: Come on! Come on! // Hup! // YEAH!

Katsuji: Awesome, Joe!

Yoneji: Not bad, man.

Joe: Yeah...I'm kind of a boss.

Maeda: ....

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Girls: Kyaaah! That was awesome, Toguchi-kun! // You're so cool...

Joe: Huh...

Maeda: ( You gotta be kidding... ) // Dammit, let's go, Koheiji!

People: What!? Fuck!

Girls: You go, Nakata-kun! // Go for it, Nakata-kun!

Koheiji: Oh... // Heheh...

Maeda: WHAT THE HELL!?

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Koheiji: Wha?

Joe: Heheh...

Koheiji: Gah!

Maeda: Joe!

Girl: Ooh! He didn't win but he still did really well, huh, Chiaki?

Chiaki: Yeah, that was really good!

Katsuji: ( This is bad...This is bad... )

Yoneji: Yo!

Joe: Wah! // What the hell! We're not playing rugby! // And I'm on your team!

Yoneji: Oh, yeah...sorry...

Katsuji: ( Nice one, Yoneji... )

Girls: Oooh! Maeda-kun!

Katsuji: Huh?

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Maeda: UOOOOOH!

Katsuji: You...

Maeda: MOVE IT!

Katsuji: BWAH!

Maeda: Hup!

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Maeda: YAAH!

Girls: MAEDA-KUUUUUN!

Teacher: Hey, that'sh againsht the rulesh! You have to jump from here!

Maeda: One more point! // Uooh! We'll destroy them!

Maeda: Hey! Nakajima!

Nakajima: Huh... // Oww!

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Maeda: Fucking...ACTUALLY CATCH IT!

Nakajima: But...

Maeda: Ok, one more time!

Nakajima: Huh? // Oww....

Maeda: NAKAJIMA! // Ow...

Girls: Wow...poor Nakajima-kun... // But it's kind of funny...

Nakajima: SHIT!

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Nakajima: I...I can't...lose...

Maeda: Nakajima! // ....

Nakajima:
I've always been made fun of before...and if I lose here, I'll be made
fun of even more... // I'll show them I'm a real man...I WON'T LOSE! // ( I CAN'T LOSE... )

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Maeda: Nakajima...you...you... // Ok, Nakajima, it's your ball.

Nakajima: Huh?

Girls: You can do it, Nakajima-kun! // Over here!

Nakajima: ! // O...Okay!

Maeda: GO! Shoot, Nakajima!

Chiaki: You can do it, Nakajima-kun!

Koheiji: I...WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!

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Nakajima: Gh...

Girls: NAKAJIMA-KUUUN!

Nakajima: Ugh...I can't do it.

Koheiji: UOOOOH!

Nakajima: Wha?

People: AAAH! KOHEIJI!

Maeda: Wh...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! // It...it went in...

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People: Yeah, Nakajima!

SFX: *thud*

Girls: Wooo! Nakajima-kun! // Aaah!

SFX: *thump* *thump* *thump*

Maeda: Aah...DAMMIT!

People: WE'LL KILL YOU! // DON'T FUCK WITH US!

Girl: He touched me...

Nakajima: GWAH!

Teacher: Don't forget you're in clash! // Shtop it! I shaid shtop it!

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