Hayate no Gotoku! 267

Chapter 267

01

Box: One morning...
SFX: Pop

SFX: Flip

Box: She had grown donkey ears.
Hina: Ehhhh!!?
Left margin: What a sudden development...!! This week it's a fun and enjoyable extra chapter!!

02

Text: Are those ears there so she can hear the voices of the students...?
Title: Chapter 267 is an extra chapter. "The President Has Donkey Ears!!"

03

Hina: Eh!? Why? What's going on!?
Hina: Is this some weird disease!?

Hina: No, no!! What kind of strange disease would make ears grow out of your head!?
SFX: Flip
Hina: Is it some kind of curse!?

Hina: But what kind of supernatural phenomenon could have caused a curse like this...?

Hina: Ah!!

Box: The Saginomiya House
SFX: Thock

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Isumi: I see.
Isumi: It does seem that you've had some kind of curse put on you.

Isumi: But it's not really a problem, is it?
Isumi: They're cute.
Hina: It's a problem!!

Hina: I don't know how I'm supposed to live my life now that I have these ears!!
SFX: Droop
Hina: I'd be too embarrassed to go to school like this. What should I do...?

SFX: Place
Isumi: I see.

Isumi: Understood. We just have to do something about those ears, right?
Hina: Eh!? You can do something about them?

05

SFX: Slide...

Isumi: This is called a hat. It has the ability to hide your ears when you wear it on your head. This is a wonderfully stylish unit.

Hina: That doesn't solve anythiiiiiing!!

Hina: That isn't what I wanted!! I want to solve this at the root of the problem!!
Hina: At the root!!
Isumi: At the root?

Isumi: But in that case...
Isumi: it's going to cost some money.
Hina: Eh?

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Hina: It'll...
Hina: cost money?
Isumi: Well, there are various things I need to do this.

Isumi: But since you've helped me out in the past...
Isumi: I'll give you a super deal of 93% off the normal price.
Hina: Eh?
Hina: Really?

Isumi: Yes, I'll only need...
Isumi: 150 million.

07

SFX: Chatter chatter

Risa: Sigh. Students like us sure have it tough. We have to head to school this early in the morning.
Miki: I know. They should think about those of who are delicate and not cheerful year-round like Hina...

Risa: Oh, speak of the devil.
Miki: Good morning, Hina.

Hina: Oh, good morning, you two.

08

Miki: ...Eh?
Risa: Hina, what's with the hat?
Hina: What do you mean? I've always loved hats.

Miki: But...
Miki: Why a Hanshin hat?
Hina: Wh-why do you even have to ask? ...Isn't it obvious that it's because I love Hanshin?

Hina: Um...I-I always wear this hat.
Hina: And...um...I can't wait until Randy Bass hits another home run.
Risa: I think you're going to be waiting a while for that one...

Hina: Well!! I have something I need to take care of!!
Miki: Ah!! Wait, Hina!!

Risa: Maybe it wasn't good for someone as afraid of heights as Hina to fly on so many airplanes during Golden Week...
Miki: Maybe...

SFX: Slam

Hina: Th-this isn't working...
Hina: That hat just stands out too much...!!

Hina: Really...
Hina: What am I going to do...?

09

Hina: And having Miki and the others see this would be one thing...
Hina: but If Hayate-kun saw it...

Hayate: Eh? Donkey ears?
Hayate: Isn't being moé through growing animal ears a bit too clichéd these days?

Hayate: If you're going to do this kind of thing, try to put a new twist on it...
SFX: Hoo
Hina: Ah. It wouldn't surprise me if he actually said that and it pisses me off...!!

Hina: Anyway, I absolutely won't let...
Hina: Hayate of all people see them...!!

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Hayate: Um, Hinagiku-san. About the student council documents...
SFX: Open

SFX: Whoosh

Hina: Why do you always come in without knocking!? Why don't you knock...!?
Hayate: I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!! I'm truly sorry!!

Hina: Well, excuse me for being too clichéd!! And what do you mean I should put a new twist on it? What kind of twist!?
Hayate: No, no!! I didn't say anything!!

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Hayate: I see. So it's a curse...
Hina: Yes...

Hina: I just...
Hina: don't know what to do...
SFX: Droop...

Hayate: Please don't get so down, Hinagiku-san.
Hina: Eh?

Hayate: With those ears...
Hayate: you...
Hayate: look really cute.

Hina: Hayate-kun...

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Hayate: Well, animal ears...
Hayate: are a bit clichéd though.

SFX: Smack

Hayate: So Isumi-san said it would take 150 million yen to heal you?
Hina: Yes.
Hina: She said she needed a lot of expensive things to heal something supernatural like this.

Hayate: But you can use that to your advantage.

Hayate: If she gets money from jobs like this...
Hayate: you can get the money more easily by helping her out with those jobs, right?

Hina: Eh?

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Isumi: You want to do 150 million yen's worth of help?

Hina: Yes. I'm sorry that I'm a complete novice at this kind of thing...
Hina: but I can't exactly get 150 million yen through normal routes.

Isumi: I see...
Isumi: I'm not quite sure why you want to do it, but you've conveyed your enthusiasm for it.

Hina: Eh? Th-then...
Isumi: Yes.
Isumi: I'll introduce you to your job.

Isumi: By the way, the payment for the job...
Isumi: is split up like this by difficulty and death level.
Hina: Death level...!!
Top row of chart: Death Level 90% || Death Level 50% || Death Level 10%
Middle row of chart: If you want to die || For experts || Super easy
Bottom row of chart: 50 million yen || 10 million yen || 30 thousand yen

Isumi: By the way, the death level is...
Hina: You don't have to explain it. I get the idea.

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Hayate: W-well, I guess you have no choice. You'll just have to do a lot of the cheap ones with a low death level.

Hina: Just because a job has a low death level doesn't mean that it isn't dangerous, right?
Isumi: Yes. You shouldn't take them lightly.

Hina: So could you say that, if you could handle one job at a death level of 50%,
Hina: it would be less dangerous than doing ten 10% death level jobs?
Isumi: Yes. You could put it that way.

Hina: Then the best plan is to...
Hina: go all out and take on a 90% death level job!!

Hayate: B-but Hinagiku-san!?
Hayate: Won't that be too dangerous...!?

Hina: No!! I'm Katsura Hinagiku, Student Council President of Hakuou Academy!!
Hina: I can't let myself stay in this state forever!!

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Hayate: Amazing, Hinagiku-san...!!
Hayate: What powerful determination!!

Isumi: As expected...
Isumi: of the one Shirozakura chose to wield it!!

Isumi: Then, I'll tell you...
Isumi: what the 90% death level job is!!

Isumi: First, get on an AIRPLANE and go to Canada...
Hina: On second thought, I should probably get some experience first by trying on of these 10% death level jobs!!

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Hayate: What weak determination...!!
Box: And thus, not a single thing was resolved...

Box: By the way...
Isumi: So is this Häagen-D*zs ice cream...
Isumi: good but expensive?

Sakuya: Hm? Well, it's a little pricey but not that expensive.
Isumi: Does it cost about 150 million?
Sakuya: No ice cream could be that expensive...
Isumi: I meant 150 million Zimbabwean dollars.
Sakuya: Huh?

Sakuya: Why are you talking about money in terms of Zimbabwean dollars?
Isumi: It's just a habit of mine...
Sakuya: What kind of habit is that!?
Box: Isumi-san was being oddly international.

Right margin: You probably can't even buy ice cream with 150 million Zimbabwean dollars. Inflation is scary. Next chapter: Opening color pages and a new development!!