Code:Breaker Special : WSM 17/2011

Drunk joke = Best joke. :p



Code:Breaker
code:extra "Beneath the Sakura Tree"
Pg. 1
[On that day, when the sakuras were in full bloom, Sakurakouji-san...]
Sakurakouji - Le-...Let's all
go...go watch the sakuras!!
[Since that's already been said, we'll leave the main story aside for now.]

[Today, we're all going to watch the sakura.]
Sakurakouji - Toast~!!
** The nightmare they had on their flower trip!? **

Pg. 2
Toki - Ogami-ku~~n. You got a cold, and yet you still can tag along, huh? What wind blew you here, I wonder?
Ogami - ...I don't want that from you, Toki.
Toki - From me? What's that? Know what...?

Rui - [What have I done...I drank too much and can't move anymore.]
Sakurakouji - [I feel so hot I don't know what else to do.]

Toki - I'll take extra good care of you, ladies <3 [Why else would anyone come to this noisy place?]
Ogami - She can't drink. She's still underage.

Toki - Whoa!!

Yuuki - This is so much fun, Fourth. Come join us.
People - [Youngsters these days are so easy-going.]
Toki - Not in a million years!! [Yuuki-kun? Don't go around mixing with those people.]

Pg. 3
Rui - You can drink anywhere. What's the big difference?

Heike - How vulgar of you to sip on pure whiskey.

That's exactly why you're evil, Hachiouji Rui. Irish whiskey is delicious only if it's mixed with red tea.
Nenene - I pour it in now.
Toki - HE'S HERE!!
Ogami - You seem to be acting rather strangely today.

Sakurakouji - Hey, president!!
President - U~m, of course, I think I forgot something...

Sakurakouji - Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves, so I think it's fine.
Look. Yuuki-kun really seems to be having fun...

Pg. 4
Yuuki - ...I'm too much of a failure.

Sakurakouji - Eh!?

Yuuki - I just fail at everything, I can't even make friends. I'm just crude and violent. Everything I do is a failure...
Sakurakouji - Yuuki-kun!? What's wrong!?
Ogami - I've never seen him this depressed before...
Rui - Aha~ <3

Rui likes it <3
Rui-rui likes it SOOO much~

Little kitty!!
Cute <3 little kitty.
[Where's YukiPna and KouG-kun then?]
[There, there.]
Sakurakouji - Pri-...Prince-dono!?

Are-...
Are they

Pg. 5
[Depressed drinker]
DRUNK!?
[Happy drinker]

Ogami - Bu-...But I thought Prince isn't the type to get drunk easily.
Yuuki didn't even drink any yet.
Sakurakouji - To...Toki-kun, what's going on...

Shirt - Company LUV!
Toki - The fourth, Toki-kun is up NEXT~!!

Sakurakouji - They're really drunk!! How did they take so much alcohol all of a sudden...!?
Heike-senpai!! You're still sober, right?
Sen-...

Sakurakouji - ...He's frozen solid.

Pg. 6
President - ...Ah, I remember now.
Power users can get drunk from the scent of sakura. [Though they only react to one specific type of sakura.]

Sakurakouji - WHAT!?
Ogami - You should've said that earlier...
President - So, they actually weren't allowed to come view sakura.

Of course, it's good that it popped back into my mind right now.
Ogami - ...You shitty cat,
I'll bury you under all those sakura trees!!

President - Oh, c'mon, Ogami-kun. You're the violent drinker!?
Inoichi - This is my top priority.
Ogami - I'm not drunk!! [I have my mask on.]

Sakurakouji - Look, Ogami. The sakura are starting to turn green now. That's the end of the season for this year, I guess.
Ogami - Just why would people do something as stupid as coming to see the flowers anyway.

Sakurakouji - ...Sakura will only bloom when it gets warm.

Pg. 7
It has to live through the cold with all its might, before its flower can bloom so beautifully like this.
Even then, it falls shortly after that...
That's why it's so beautiful.

Because of that, I hope it can bloom just a little longer, so I can watch it.

Ogami - Sakura...
Sakurakouji - Eh!?

Ogami - I really
like
Sakura.

Pg. 8
Sakurakouji - ...Eh!?

Ogami - It blooms with everything it has, yet falls before long...just like humans.
I really like those flowers.

Hm? Why are you blushing? Are you drunk too?

Sakurakouji - Ah?
...No,
I...I see.

I really like sakura too!!
C:E - Are you stupid or just an airhead, Rei...you ominous jerk.
Ogami - Isn't it the sakura mochi that you like?
Sakurakouji - Hm!? How did you...

Sakurakouji - Let's go again next time!!
Toki - TO HELL WITH THAT!!
** Wishing for those days to return once again... **

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