Ueno-san wa Bukiyou
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Ueno-san chapter 1 (source magazine raw, translator Katsudon, PR brahmaputrastt)
Upper right: Strong in attitude.
Upper right: Weak in romance.
Left side: An extremely clumsy heroine has arrived!!
Lower right: Experiment #1 Rokka-kun!
Home Economics Room
Science club room
Sorry for being late~
You're late Tanaka!
Science club has already started!
Sorry president, the homeroom meeting went longer than usual.
Whatever, behold Tanaka / it’s finally finished.
This is the ultimate portable water filtering device / “Rokka-kun”!!
TL note: kanji for ROKA, it also means filtration
From repeated research, I personally analyzed and developed “Rokka-kun”.
It allows you to take any form of waste water / and “rokka-kun” will filter it back to spring water quality!
So you made something like that huh?
Don’t you agree that I’m amazing, Tanaka?
Here is my pee that I’ve filtered with “Rokka-kun”.
You even took out a glass of pee!
Please put that away, it’s unhygienic.
It’s not unhygienic at all!
Even pee that comes from science club president Ueno, can be filtered by “Rokka-kun” / and be turned into clean water from beautiful 3rd year middle school girls!
There’s no need to put yourself down like that.
So that’s how it is, so go ahead and drink this Tanaka.
Is she alright?
No, there’s no way I am going to drink that / what are you even saying?
How can we know if Rokka-kun really works if you don’t drink it?
There are ways to find out without drinking it right?
Why are you so stubborn Tanaka / it’s almost as if you just don’t want to drink my pee.
An experiment like this must meet the requirement of TPO.
Tl note: time place occasion
The TPO where “Rokka-kun” is most needed is when your life hangs in the balance!
Therefore in those situations, “Rokka-kun” will maintain the quality of the water no matter the source, such as....
Please don't explain it in that position.
Enough, just accept my water Tanaka / so you can survive.
I don’t want to survive on that kind of water...
Geez, where is your sense of urgency / if this is hell, you would have been dead!
If this is hell, I would have been dead no matter what.
Well if that can’t be helped / then Yamashita will do.
Drink my pee.
I'll sue you president, that's sexual harassment.
Ah, don’t phrase it like that.
Hey stop that, you’re bothering Yamashita.
Fine, if you drink it I’ll give you 100 yen.
Are you alright Yamashita-san?
Doesn’t smell or taste like urine.
Just like how it should be.
Here, Yamashita already drank it so you should too.
Isn’t it good enough since she drank it?
It means nothing if Tanaka doesn’t drink it!
Why do you want me to drink it so much?
You're asking me why...?
I just really want you to drink my pee!!
Eh? Isn’t that the reason I’m asking why?
Tanaka has always been like this from the beginning!!
No, I absolutely don’t get what you’re trying to say.
Tanaka senpai has always been a bit dense.
Huh, Yamashita-san can understand what's going on!?
Wait a second...
It all started with the Rokka-kun experiments / asking me to drink to verify the level of the purification
but Yamashita-san has already verified it in my place.
Then this is really confusing since there’s no other reason for me to drink that.
No, don't tell me that...
Both of you are purposely doing this to trick me?
The reason doesn’t matter, just drink it!!
No reason is good enough!
This is a new batch of my pee that I have just filtered / hurry up and drink this Tanaka!!
The way you’re acting makes me more unwilling to drink it / why are you doing this!?
Wait a second, pee is unhygienic!
It’s clean, it has been filtered with Rokka-kun!
Filtered pee is still pee!
Time out, time out! / It really is dirty!
Absolutely, absolutely dirty!
You’re horrible, calling it dirty is too much you idiot!!
You really are at that age when it’s hard to understand others!!
Coming from someone who wants me to drink her pee.
Tanaka senpai, I think you said too much.
Sorry, perhaps I really did say a bit too much...
What’s the matter with the president today / she seems a bit strange.
To be honest, the president isn’t being her normal self today.
Err... I see...
But I can understand president’s feelings.
Actually president wanted to be up front and direct in conveying her feelings,
but she felt uneasy with everything.
She kept thinking about what would happen if she fails
in conveying her feelings to you...
That, I think is the reason why she went with this option.
Even if this is the wrong way of doing it.
But it will be fine, president / Tanaka senpai will accept you properly.
This is the embodiment of president’s feeling now.
I’ll let senpai decide on what to do with it.
... No, even with all that I will not drink it.
Just now the development should be that you want to drink it!
What's wrong with you damn it!
I’m sorry, I really still don’t understand a thing after all this...
Even an elementary student should have realized by now!!
If Tanaka was confessed to by someone else, you would act the same as now and not realize it.
Ah no... I’ve never had the experience of being confessed to by anyone.
Now, you are being confessed to right now, right now!
Eh, who is?!
Geez, you should just die!!
Today feels very stressful...
If there are no other activities then I'll go home
Wait! / Wait a second Tanaka!
Geez, he really went home!
What’s wrong with him, he’s really dense!
Tanaka has been exactly like that since he entered the club!
And that time!
When the 3rd years graduated, the club was left with only the two of us. We were so worried about the possibility where the club gets disbanded.
And he said “it will be fine with just the two of us”
Tanaka didn't even realize about what he said at all!
But that’s the side of him that I like!!
Next time, let’s sneak some into his bottle.
No, let’s mix it into his lunch. After he’s done eating we’ll broadcast it in the intercom.
You really are evil.