Shinseiki Evangelion: Ikari Shinji Ikusei Keikaku 1

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－－－いいわね？
Staff: ---so remember, okay?

街を見学するのはいいけど
Staff: You may have a look around,

夕方までには戻ってくるのよ
Staff: just be sure to return by sundown.

第３新東京市－－－
Mystery Girl: Neo-Tokyo 3---
*Translator's Note: Until she introduces herself, I'll be using Mystery Girl. Just for the heck of it ^^.*

やっと．．．．．．　会えるね．．．．．．
Mystery Girl: At last... I finally get to meet you...

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新世紀エヴァンゲリオン　碇シンジ育成計画
TITLE: Neon Genesis Evangelion Ikari Shinji Raising Project

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ピピピ　ピピピ　ピピ
SFX: PIPIPI PIPIPI PIPI (alarm clock going off)

（ムニャ．．） もう．．．．．．　分かってるよ．．．
Shinji: (Mumbling..) Geez... I get it already...

なんでアスカいつもそうやって．．．．．．
Shinji: Why does Asuka always set it for me...

うるさいんだから．．．．．．
Shinji: So damn annoying...

コン　コン
SFX: KON KON (door knocking)

－－－シンジ　起きなさい
Yui: ---Shinji, wake up.

いつまで寝てるの？
Yui: Just how long do you plan to sleep in?

ん．．． あと５分だけ．．．．．．
Shinji: Nn... 5 more minutes...

そんなこと言って－－－
Yui: Thought you'd say something like that---

アスカちゃんもう来てるわよ
Yui: Asuka-chan is already here though.

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－－－夕方からはぐずついたお天気となり
---evening is expected to be cloudy,

ところによっては強く降る所も－－－
while heavy downpour may occur in some area---

ドタ　ドタ
SFX: DOTA DOTA (running down the stairs)

わ－－－っ　靴下靴下
Shinji: WAAAAAAAAH! My socks, my socks!

シンジ　御飯は？
Yui: Shinji, what about breakfast?

時間ない！！
Shinji: NO TIME!!

バタ
SFX: BATA (clutching onto schoolbag)

行ってきま－－－す！！
Shinji: I'M HEADING OUT!!

．．．ああ
Gendou: ...yeah.

シンジ　遅いわよ！
Asuka: Shinji! You're too slow!

ごめんね　アスカちゃん　毎朝こんなで
Yui: I'm so sorry, Asuka-chan, for having you to deal with this every morning.

いえ　そんな－－－
Asuka: Oh no, it's nothing really---

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それじゃ　おじさま　おばさま
Asuka: Well then, Oji-sama, Oba-sama

行って来ます！
Asuka: We'll be going now.

行ってらっしゃい
Yui: Run along then you two.

バタン
SFX: BATAN (door closed)

ジロ－－－ッ
SFX: JIRO--- (staring hard)

ギクッ
SFX: GIKU (stiffened in surprise)

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このバカシンジ！！　あんたのせいであたしまで遅刻したらどうすんのよ！？
Asuka: SHINJI YOU IDIOT!! SOONER OR LATER YOU'RE GONNA GET ME LATE FOR SCHOOL AS WELL BECAUSE OF YOUR LAZY BUTT!?

な　なら　迎えに来なけりゃいいだろ．．．！
Shinji: We... well, you don't have to wait for me, you know...!

アンタ誰のおかげで毎朝遅刻せずに済んでると思ってるの！？
Asuka: WHO DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE, JUST TO MAKE SURE 'SOMEONE' IS ON TIME EVERY MORNING THEN!?

．．．．．．アスカってほんと二重人格だよな　（ボソッ）
Shinji: ......I swear, that Asuka actually has a dual personality. (Muttering)

ピクン
SFX: PIKUN (ear twitched)

何ですってーーーっ
Asuka: WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAAAT.......!?

ちょっと．．．待ちなさい　シンジ！！
Asuka: Why you... HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SHINJI!!

うわああっ　お　おまけに地獄耳だし！
Shinji: Uwaaah! Sh... She's even got razor sharp ears to boot!

．．．あの二人もちっとも変わらないわねえ
Yui: ...those two never seem to change at all, do they?

．．．ああ
Gendou: ...yeah.

そういえばあなた　あの事　シンジには話しておいてくれた？
Yui: Speaking of which... Dear, have you told Shinji regarding that matter?

ギクッ
SFX: GIKU (stiffened in anxiety)

あ．．．ああ
Gendou: Ye... yeah.

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．．．．．．．．．．．．　まだなのね？
Yui: ............you haven't, have you?

すまん．．．ユイ　ぐはッ
Gendou: Sorry... Yui. GWAH!

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よぉ！
Touji: YO!

おはよ碇　惣流も
Kensuke: Morning, Ikari. You too, Soryu.

今日も夫婦仲良く登校かい　見せつけてくれんのぉ～～～
Touji: The husband & wife, intimately walkin' in, together. Rather open with yer public display of affections as always...

だから違うって言ってるでしょ！
Asuka: I TOLD YOU ALREADY IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL!

ウチとシンジの両親が　人工進化研究所の同僚で　そういう縁で仕方なく　コイツの面倒見てやってるだけなんだから
Asuka: Our parents happen to be associates at the Artificial Evolution Laboratory (AEL). & because of that I ended up having to look after this guy over here for them.

な　なんだよ　面倒って！
Shinji: Wha... what do you mean, YOU looking after ME?!

アスカの両親が帰れない時　いつも御飯作ってあげてるの　ボクじゃないか
Shinji: Aren't I the one who cooks for you whenever your parents stay late at work?!

何よ！　毎朝起こしに行くのとどっちが　大変だと思ってるの！？
Asuka: WHA...! WHO'S THE ONE THAT HAS TO WAKE YOU UP EVERY, SINGLE MORNING!?

また　始まったわ
Touji: Here we go again folks.

毎日毎日　よく飽きもせずに
Kensuke: Yep. They never seem to get tired of it day after day.

あ　そうそう　人工進化研究所といえば　碇はあそこで　何を研究してるか知ってる？
Kensuke: Oh yeah, Ikari, do you know what kind of research the AEL conducts over there?

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何．．．て　遺伝子の研究だろ　ヒトゲノムの解析が　主な仕事だって言ってた
Shinji: You mean the research on genes? I was told it mainly involves analyzing the human genome.

そうか　やっぱり碇も知らないのか　それはあくまで表向きの話
Kensuke: As I thought, even you don't know. What they told you is only a cover up of the truth.

あそこでは　実はとんでもない計画が進められているんだ
Kensuke: But behind closed doors lies an ongoing ,totally bizarre project.

その名も　人類補完計画！
Kensuke: The name they've given it: The Human Instrumentality Project!

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その計画を裏で支えてるのが　「ゼーレ」といって　何百年も人類を陰で支配してきた　謎の秘密組織なんだって！
Kensuke: It is said that the support behind the project is called "ZEELE", a mysterious, secret organization that has governed the human race from the shadows for hundreds of years.

な　すごいだろ？　まだ詳しい事は分からないけど　こいつはきっと　人類の運命を左右するようなーーー
Kensuke: Well, what do you guys think? There's no details yet, but this is definitely something bizarre that will dominate the fate of all human ra---

あんたばかぁ？
Asuka: Are you STUPID or something?

ガン
SFX: GAN (shocked in horrid)

あんたウチの親がそんな訳の分からない計画を進めてるっていうわけ！？
Asuka: Of all the crappy... you actually believe that MY parents were involved in such a ridiculous, 'whatever' project!?

そうだよ！　それにケンスケも知ってるだろ　ウチのあの父さんが所長なんだぞ？
Shinji: Yeah Kensuke! You should know that the head of the facility is my father.

どうせまた　くだらん雑誌からでも仕入れて来たんやろ
Touji: He probably picked that up from one of those borin' tabloids again.

そ．．．そこまで言わなくても
Kensuke: Y... you don't have to go THAT far...

話の腰おって悪かったな　ホレ遠慮なく　夫婦ゲンカの続きしとくれ
Touji: Sorry about the 'interruption'. Now please do continue with the lovers' quarrel.

とっておきのネタが．．．
Kensuke: To think that I picked up a good gossip...

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だから　ちがーーーう！！！
Shinji+Asuka: IT'S NOT LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

キーーーン　コーーーン
SFX: KI----N KO----N (school bell chiming)

あっ．．．
Hikari: Ah...

鈴原たちーーーっ　チャイム鳴ったわよ！
Hikari: Guys...! The bell has rung already!

ガラッ
SFX: GARA (door sliding open)

よぉー．．．　3バカ　また怒られてんのかあ？
Misato: Yo... are the three stooges getting nagged again?

カーーーン　コーーーン
SFX: KA----N KO----N (school bell continued chiming)

－－－放課後
---After school

ポッ　ポッ
SFX: POT POT (raindrops)

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うわーーー　降ってきちゃった
Student A: Uwaaaaah... It's started to rain.

どうしょ　傘もってくるの忘れちゃった
Student B: So now what? I forgot to bring my umbrella.

どうせ．．．　忘れてるわよね
Asuka: He probably... forgot to bring his as well...

泣いちゃだめ！　男の子でしょ
Asuka: Stop crying! You're supposed to be a boy.

あいつってば　本当にバカでドジで
Asuka: I swear, with his idiotic & clumsy ways...

あたしがいないと　何にも出来ないんだから
Asuka: No way would he get by on his own if I wasn't around.

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あ　シンジ－－－
Asuka: Ah, Shinj---

傘ない言うたって　センセ
Touji: You might not have your umbrella, Sensei,

どうせ惣流持ってきてくれるんやろ
Touji: but I'll bet Soryu brought one for you all along, no?

ラブラブ　あいあい傘　くぅーーー　美しい！
Kensuke: Getting all lovey-dovey, touchy-feely under an umbrella... Woooot--- so lovely!

な　なに言ってんだよ！
Shinji: WH... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

だから　ボクとアスカは絶対そんなんじゃないって！　本当にただの幼馴染みってだけで－－－
Shinji: I'D TOLD YOU WE ARE NOT LIKE THAT! WE'RE NOTHING MORE THAN JUST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS---

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ボクもアスカも本当に迷惑してるんだから！
Shinji: So stop giving Asuka and I headaches over it!

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よぉ　惣流
Touji: Yo, Soryu.

ホレ　センセはお返しするで　夫婦仲良く帰りな－－－
Touji: Here ya go, thought ya might want Sensei back by your side. Now ya two behave on yer way home---

だ．．．だからそんなんじゃないんだって－－－
Shinji: how many times do I have to tell you, it's not like---

うっさいわね！
Asuka: OH JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!

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バカとはつきあってらんないわよ！
Asuka: As if I want to hang around with an idiot!

なあ．．．　惣流のやつ怒ってなかったか？
Kensuke: Hey... does Soryu seems pissed off to you?

あいつが．．．　怒っとるのはいつものコトやろ？
Touji: Dude, It's Soryu... She gets pissed off all the time, doesn't she?

いやいつものとは明らかに違ってたような．．．．．．
Kensuke: Yeah, but somehow it seems different this time......

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なんなんだよ．．．．．．．．．．．．
Shinji: What was that about............

うわっ　本格的に降ってきたな
Shinji: Uwaaaaa! It's really coming down hard now!

ふぅーーー
Shinji: Phew---

まいったな　ビショビショだよ
Shinji: This isn't good. It's all wet.

．．．そうね
Mystery Girl: ...Indeed.

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うわ．．．．．．　キレイな子だなーーー
Shinji: Whoa...... She's pretty---

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あ．．．．．．
Shinji: Ah......

あ．．．　あの　キミも雨宿り？
Shinji: Y... you're taking shelter from the rain too, huh?

ええ　突然だったから
Mystery Girl: Yes, it started so suddenly.

そう．．．　だね
Shinji: Ye... yeah.

私ねーーー
Mystery Girl: Actually---

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今日始めてこの街に来たの
Mystery Girl: Today's the first time I've ever been to this city,

それであちこち見て歩いてたら道分からなくなっちゃって．．．．．．
Mystery Girl: so as I was wandering about, I ended up losing my way......

．．．そうなんだ
Shinji: ...I see.

そ　それじゃボクが案内するよ　雨が止んだら
Shinji: O... okay, why don't I show you around then, when the rain stops?

どこ行けばいいの？
Shinji: Where would you like to go?

ーーーあ　べ別にやましい気持ちとかは全然ないから．．．．．．
Shinji: ---Ah, it's not that I have any ill intention or something......

ーーーて　何言ってんだ　ボクはーーー
Shinji: ---now what am I babbling about---

．．．優しいんだね
Mystery Girl: ...You are a kind person.

レイーーー
Distant Voice: Rei........!

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レイ　どこーーー！？
Staff: Rei where are you...!?

迎えの人？
Shinji: Someone's here to fetch you?

コクッ
SFX: KOKU (nod)

タッ
SFX: TAT (dashing out)

．．．またね
Mystery Girl: ...See you.

うん．．．　それじゃ．．．．．．
Shinji: Um, yeah... Later......

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あの制服って　人工進化研究所のーーー
That uniform, isn't that AEL's...

ブロロロ．．
SFX: BURORORO.. (car revving away)

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ただいまーーー
Shinji: I'm home...!

あーあ　すっかりビショビショだよ
Shinji: Aaaaw, I'm completely soaked.

早くシャワーでも浴びて着替えないと
Shinji: Need to hit the shower & change fast.

それにしても　かわいかったな　あの子ーーー
Shinji: Although, that girl was really cute...

ボクと同い年くらいだったな
Shinji: She seemed to be around my age.

引っ越して来たなら　ウチの学校に転校とか．．．．．．
Shinji: So if she was to move here, then maybe she'll get transfered to our school as well......

ガチャッ
SFX: GACHA (opening door)

．．．て　そんなことないか
Shinji: ...yeah right. AS IF.

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あ．．．えっと．．．．．．．．．．．．
Shinji: Ah... errrrrr............

これは．．．　そのーーー
Shinji: This is... I mean---

ニコーーーッ
SFX: NIKO--- (smiling)

パアン
SFX: PAAN (slap across face)

あ．．．．．．
Shinji: Ah......

ご．．．ごめん！！
Shinji: I... I'M SORRY!!

ダッ
SFX: DAT (sprinting away)

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はぁ　はぁ
Shinji: (Pant... pant)

さっきの子．．．だよな
Shinji: Wasn't that... the girl from just now?

なんでウチにーーー
Shinji: Why is she in MY house---

コン　コン
SFX: KON KON (knocking on door)

シンジ　入るわよ
Yui: Shinji, I'm coming in.

あた　ふた
SFX: ATA FUTA (flailing about in panic)

ちち　違うんだ！
Shinji: IT..IT... IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

さっきのはホントにただの偶然で悪気なんてーーー
Shinji: What happened was really-totally-completely-purely an accident! I wasn't trying to---

なに言ってるの
Yui: What are you talking about?

え．．．？
Shinji: Eh?

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紹介するわね　ウチの遠縁にあたる子なんだけど
Yui: Let me introduce you. She used to be in the custody of a distant relative of mine.

今日から家で面倒を見ることになったーーー
Yui: I've taken her in & as of today, she'll be under the care of this house---

綾波．．．　レイです
Rei: I am Ayanami... Rei.

だら　だら
SFX: DARA DARA (sweating)

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