Shinseiki Evangelion: Ikari Shinji Ikusei Keikaku 2

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ピンポーン
SFX: PIN PO-N (doorbell chiming)

シンジ－－－．．　早く起きなさーーい
Asuka: Shinji---..! You better be up already---!

だからボクとアスカは絶対そんなんじゃないって！
Shinji: I told you me & Asuka are not like that at all!

だってしょうがないじゃない
Asuka: Well who can blame them.

あいつ．．．　あたしが面倒みてやらないと何にもできないんだから．．．．．．
Shinji: I mean... if I don't look out for him, he'll really just be a helpless dork......

ほら　急がないと遅刻するわよ
Rei: Come, we must hurry if we do not wish to be late.

あ．．．ま　待ってよ－－－
Shinji: Ah... w.. wait up---

ガチャッ
SFX: GACHAK (door opened)

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あ．．．．．．　あんた．．．　誰！？
Asuka: Wh...... who are... you!?

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－－－という訳で今から転校生を紹介する
Misato: ---& with that, I shall now introduce the newly transfered student who will be joining our class.

みんな仲良くするーに！
Misato: It's her first day, so be nice to her!


野郎ども喜べ！　女子だぞ　女子－－－っ
Touji: Rejoice boys! It's a girl! We got ourselves a new girl---!

やった！
Touji: Alright!

おおーーーっ
Class: OOOOOOOOOOHHH---!

かわいい子だといいな－－－
Kensuke: Sure hope it's a cutey---

ムス～～～ッ
SFX: MUSU~~~ (metaphorically steaming)

ま．．．まあでもウチのクラスには惣流がおるしの
Touji: Bu... Buuuut since we already have Sōryū in our class.

そうそう！　惣流みたいな美人は滅多に－－－
Kensuke: Yep, yep! To actually find another close to Sōryū's standards is a rare---

ガラッ
SFX: GARAK (door sliding open)

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綾波レイです　よろしく
Rei: My name is Ayanami Rei. Nice to meet you.

おおーーーっ
Touji+Kensuke: OOOOOOOH---!

ザワ　ザワ
SFX: ZAWA ZAWA (chattering)

すげー　美人だ
Student A: Wow... She's beautiful.

惣流さんに負けず劣らず
Student B: She could possibly even rivals Sōryū.

まさか　本当に一緒のクラスになるなんて－－－
Shinji: Who'd had thought she actually DID end up in our class---

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それじゃ－－－　席はシンジ君の隣ね
Misato: Now then let's see--- Your seat is the one next to Shinji-Kun.

よろしく
Rei: Nice to meet you.

あ．．．うん
Shinji: Ah... yeah.

くぅ～～～っ　なんで席が碇の隣なんやっ
Touji: Grrrrrr~~~! Why the heck does it have to be frickin' next to Ikari's?!

惣流のヤツがおるくせにあいつばっかり．．．．．．．．．!!
Touji: He's already got Sōryū & now he gets to have another.........!!

こりゃあますます惣流の機嫌が－－－
Kensuke: I'm more worried about Sōryū's mood from here on---

ハッ
Shinji: (Gasp)

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うわ～～～　思いっきり睨んでるし．．．．．．
Shinji: Uwaah~~~ She's staring, I actually felt it's intensity......

ちらっ
SFX: CHIRA (glance)

ぷいっ
SFX: PUI (turn away in ignorance)

ぷる　ぷる
SFX: PURU PURU (trembling in anger)

ま　まあアレや　惣流はルックスだけじゃなく頭もいいしの！
Touji: W...well ya know, Sōryū's not all just about looks, she even got a good head & all!

そうそう！　なんだって学校一の秀才－－－
Kensuke: Yep, yep! She wouldn't be the top ace of our school for nothing---

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おおーーーっ
Class: Ooooooooooh---!

キーン　コーン　カーン　コーン
SFX: KI-N KO-N KA-N KO-N (schoolbells chiming)

ザワ　ザワ
SFX: ZAWA ZAWA (chattering)

ねえお昼どこで食べよっか？
Student A: Hey, where do you want to have lunch?

外？
Student B: Outside maybe?

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綾波さん！！！
Group: AYANAMI-SAN!!!

今までどこに住んでたの？
Student A: Where have you been living before moving here?

第３新東京市に来た感想は？
Student B: What's your first impression of Neo Tokyo-3?

好きな男性のタイプは？
Student C: What's your favourite type of guy?

３サイズ教えて！
Student D: Tell me your three-size!
(TLer's Note: That's just rude!! But boys will be boys, I guess)

まあまあ　待てや
Touji: Now now, settle down boys.

そないいっぺんに聞かれても綾波さんかて答えられんやろ
Touji: There's no way Ayanami-San can answer ALL yer Q's at once.

代表してここはワイが
Touji: So let me handle this.

あ～～～
Touji: Errrrr~~~

ゴホン
Touji: (Ahem)

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どや？　わしと一緒にメシでも－－－
Touji: So, what d'ya say ya & me get to know each other better over lunch---

鈴原！！　なにバカなこと言ってんのよ！？
Hikari: SUZUHARA!! JUST WHAT UTTER NONSENSE ARE YOU SAYING THERE!?

お　怒るなって委員長
Touji: He...hey, don't get all worked up over there class rep.

ただ親睦を深めよう思っただけやんか
Touji: Just tryin' to be friendly, y'know, a little bondin' & stuff.

で　でも－－－
Hikari: B..but still---

あれ－－－？　委員長　ひょっとしてヤキモチ？
Kensuke: Hellooooooo---? Am I sensing JEALOUSY here, class rep?

な．．．っ
Touji: Wha...!

あ　相田くん．．．！！
Hikari: A... Aida-Kun...!!

あ－－－もうっ　うるさいっ！！
Asuka: AAAAAAARGH---! JUST SHUT IT ALREADY!!

バン
SFX: BAN (Slammed on desk)

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ヒカリ　こんな連中ほっといてお昼食べよ
Asuka: Hikari, let's just ignore them & head for lunch already.

アスカ
Hikari: Asuka.

だいたいさ　鈴原バカじゃないの？
Asuka: Furthermore Suzuhara, don't you think you're being an idiot again?

あんたなんか相手にされるわけないじゃん
Asuka: There no way she'd take you, of all people, up on your offer.

くっ！
Touji: Ouch!

う．．．うるさいっ
Touji: Sh...SHUT UP!

惣流こそ　綾波さんに嫉妬しとるくせに！
Touji: What about ya, Sōryū? Ya only said that 'cuz ye'r mighty jealous of Ayanami-San!

な．．．．．．
Asuka: Wha......

今日　朝から機嫌悪いのもそのせいやろ
Touji: That's why ye'r all moody since this morning, isn't it?

あないな美人が碇の隣になって　自分のダンナが取られんかと気が気でないんやろ？
Touji: With a hotty like that sitting next to Ikari, ye'r worried that yer little hubby might get taken away from ya. Ain't that right?

お　おい　トウジ．．．
Kensuke: He...hey, Touji...

かぁーーーっ
SFX: KAA--- (blushing)

な．．．　な．．．．．．
Asuka: Wh... Wha......

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碇！！！
Touji: IKARI!!!

正直言って　おまえも惣流よか綾波さんの方がいいなーとか思っとるやろ？
Touji: Let's be honest man. Even ya think Ayanami-San's a hellova lot better than Souryuu, right?

え．．．ええっ！？
Shinji: E...EH!?

どうしたんや　口ごもったりして　やっぱおまえ－－－
TOuji: Yo, what's with the stutterin'? Does that mean ya agree---

ち　違うよ！
Shinji: N..NO! THAT'S NOT IT!

じゃあ惣流の方はいいんか？
Touji: So you prefer Sōryū then?

やだよ　アスカみたいに怒りっぽいのは
Shinji: Uh uh, definitely not a short fuse like Asuka's...

ブチッ
SFX: BUCHI (snapped)

なんなのよ　さっきから黙って聞いてれば！！
Asuka: WTF!! STOP TALKING AS IF I'M NOT PRESENT HERE!!

なんであたしがこんな女に嫉妬しなくちゃいけないのよ！
Asuka: WHY MUST I BE JEALOUS OF THIS GIRL!

いくら朝　シンジの家から出てきたからって－－－．．．．．．
Asuka: JUST BECAUSE SHE CAME OUT OF SHINJI'S HOUSE THIS MORNING DOESN'T---......

ハッ
Asuka: (Gasp)

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えええーーーっ！！？
Everyone: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH---!!?

碇－－－っ　どういう事や！？
Touji: Ikari---! What did she mean by that!?

説明しろ！
Kensuke: Explain yourself!

不潔よ　碇くん！！
Hikari: That's just indecent, Ikari-Kun!!

ちょっと待って．．．それじゃ二人は両親公認の仲ってこと！？
Student A: Wait a minute... Does that mean that the parents approved of it!?

惣流さんはどうなるんだ！？
Student B: Then what about Souryuu-San!?

ひょっとして二股！？
Student C: Could it be a Two-Timer!?

ハーレム！！？
Student D: HAREM!!?

なんか話が変な方向に．．．
Shinji: Somehow this convertation is getting weirder & weirder...

綾波さん　今の話．．．本当なんですか！？
Everyone: AYANAMI-SAN! IS IT TRUE... ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID!?

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ええ
Rei: Yes.

しれっと
SFX: SHIRETTO (shrug nonchalantly)

だって私　碇くんの家にご厄介になってるんだもの
Rei: Due to the fact that I have currently taken residence in Ikari-Kun's house.

ず．．．ずるいぞ碇！　おまえばっか．．．．．．．．．．．．
Touji: THAT... THAT AIN'T FAIR, IKARI! IT'S ALWAYS 'BOUT YA............

そ．．．そんな事言われても．．．．．．
Shinji: It's... it's not like I can help it......

今ここで決めろ！　どっちが本命なんだ！？
Touji: THAT'S IT! YE'R GONNA DECIDE WHICH OF THESE TWO YE'R GONNA END UP WITH RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!?

だ．．．だからなんでそういう話に－－－
Shinji: N...now why does it has to come down to this---

男らしくないわよ　碇くん！
Hikari: YOU'RE NOT BEING A MAN ABOUT THE SITUATION, IKARI-KUN!

はっきりしろ！
Kensuke: CHOOSE YOUR GIRL NOW!

あ－－－　もうっ
Asuka: AAAAAARGH--- FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

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いい加減にしなさ－－－い！！！
Asuka: CUT IT OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUT!!!

は～～～
Asuka: (Sigh~~~)

あーもうっ　あいつらのせいでゆっくり食べる時間なくなっちゃったじゃない！
Asuka: Aw geez! Now I can't even take my time with my meal since those idoits wasted them!

．．．アスカ今日はほんとご機嫌ナナメね
Hikari: ...You're being rather moody today Asuka.

やっぱり綾波さんのこと気になる？
Hikari: So does Ayanami-San's presence really bothers you then?

な．．．っ
Asuka: Wha...!

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な　何よ　ヒカリまで！
Asuka: Oh no, not you too, Hikari!

だって－－－
Hikari: Well, you know---

さっき聞いたんだけど　綾波さん　碇くんの母方の親戚なんだって
Asuka: I've just heard though, about Ayanami-San being a relative on Ikari-Kun's mother's side.

そんなのがいるなんてあたし知らなかった．．． ボソ
Asuka: If she is, I'd never heard about it... (mutter)

アスカでも碇くんのことで知らないことあったんだね
Hikari: So there's a part of Ikari-Kun that even you don't know about too.

ちょっとヒカリ！　もう何度も言ってるけど　あたしとシンジは昔からの腐れ縁てだけなんだから！
Asuka: Now hold on Hikari! For the millionth time, Shinji & I are nothing more than just normal childhood friends!

．．．そうなんだ
Hikari: ...I see.

．．．そうよ
Asuka: ...Yeah.

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キーン　コーン　カーン　コーン
SFX: KI-N KO-N KA-N KO-N (schoolbells chiming)

あっ！　次の授業体育じゃない　着替えなくちゃ！
Asuka: Ah! Don't we have PE coming up next. Which means we need to change!

ヒカリ　急ぐわよ　加持先生の授業に遅れるわけにはいかないのよ！
Asuka: Hurry up, Hikari! We mustn't be late for Kaji Sensei's lesson!

う　うん
Hikari: O..Ok.

ねえ　アスカ
Hikari: Hey Asuka.

アスカにはアスカの良い所がいっぱいあるんだから
Hikari: In my opinion, you have a lot of goodness in you that are only known to yourself.

もっと素直になったらいいと思うよ
Hikari: My advice? You just need to be more honest about it.

な　何よそれ
Asuka: Wh... What's with the sudden wisdom?

素直になるのはヒカリの方でしょ
Asuka: I could say the same thing back at you girl,

さっきだって鈴原に－－－
Asuka: with the way you reacted earlier when Suzuhara---

あっ　や　やだ　アスカ．．．．．．
Hikari: Ah! St...Stop it, Asuka......

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みんなに言っちゃおうかな－－－
Asuka: I wonder if I should just break the news---

ヒカリは実は鈴原のこと－－－
Asuka: About Hikari's true feelings for a certain jock---

ア．．．アスカ！
Asuka: A... ASUKA!

あははっ
Asuka: Ahaha!

素直．．．か－－－
Asuka: Just be honest... hmmm---

それじゃ各自準備運動して　それから始めるぞ
Kaji: Begin your warm-up streches. We'll be starting the game then.

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ワー　ワー
SFX: Wa- Wa- (cheering)

そっち行ったよ－－－
Student A: It's heading your way---!

もっと広がって－－－
Student B: Spread out, keep a wide formation---!

そんなこと言ったって
Asuka: For her to say such a thing,

あたしとシンジはただの幼馴染みなのに
Asuka: Eventhough she knew that me & Shinji are just childhood friends.

それ以上でも　それ以下でもないんだから
Asuka: That's just what we are. Nothing more, nothing less.

それなのにみんな勝手に決めつけて－－－
Asuka: & since when did everyone gets to decide---

アスカ－－－　そっち行ったよ！
Hikari: ASUKA---! IT'S HEADING YOUR WAY...!

え．．．．．．
Asuka: Eh......?

トン
SFX: TON (bounce)

あ．．．．．．
Asuka: Ah......

いけない　いけない　今は授業中じゃない
Asuka: Oh this won't do. We're in a middle of a game here, girl.

しっかりしなくちゃ
Asuka: Need to stay focus.

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と．．．．．．
Asuka: Steady......

トン
SFX: TON (dribble)

．．．元はといえば　全部こいつのせいじゃない
Asuka: ...Thinking back about it, this whole mess started because of her.

ザッ
SFX: ZA (leg pulling back)

あんたなんか．．．．．．
Asuka: I hate you......

大嫌い！！
Asuka: A LOT!!

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痛．．．ッ
Asuka: Ouch...!

アスカ　どこ蹴ってるの！？
Hikari: Asuka! Where do you think you're kicking!?

おいっ　どうした！？
Kaji: Hey! What's wrong!?

おい　女子の方何があったみたいやで
Touji: Yo, somethin's up over the girl's side.

惣流が倒れてるみたい
Kensuke: It looks like Sōryū's down.

つ．．．．．．
Asuka: Hurts......

こりゃ無理な蹴り方しようとして足をひねったな
Kaji: It might have been twisted from the excessive force you put in that kick.

アスカ．．．．．．
Shinji: Asuka......

シンジくん　すまないが　彼女を保健室まで連れて行ってくれるかい？
Kaji: Shinji-Kun, sorry to trouble you but could you bring her to the infirmary?

ザワ　ザワ
SFX: ZAWA ZAWA (chattering)

へ．．．平気です　あたし何ともありません！
Asuka: I... I'm fine! It's nothing, really!

だが一応赤木先生に診てもらわないと－－－
Kaji: But let's have Dr. Akagi check on it anyway, just in case---
(TLer's note: Since 'Sensei' can have various meanings <ie: teachers, doctors, professors, etc>, I'll just use Sensei for teachers only in the series so as not to confuse readers)

行けっていうならあたし一人で行きます
Asuka: If you insist, then I can go by myself.

スッ
SFX: SU (moving away quickly)

あっ
Shinji: Ah!

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待ってよ　アスカ．．．！
Shinji: Wait up, Asuka...!

スタ　スタ
SFX: SUTA SUTA (fast-paced walk)

うるさいわね　ついて来ないでよ！
Asuka: Shut up & stop following me!

バカ！　そんな早足で歩くなよ
Shinji: Idiot! Take it slowly on your walking!

ほんとに平気なんだから
Asuka: I said I'm fine!

そんなこと言って－－－
Shinji: You'd say that to---

ズキッ
SFX: ZUKI (sudden jolt of pain)

つ．．．！
Asuka: Owwww...!

ほら見ろ　言わんこっちゃない！
Shinji: See, What did I tell you!

ほ．．．ほっといてよ！
Asuka: Just... leave me alone!

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よいしょ．．．と
Shinji: Ups...a daisy.

えっ．．．！？
Asuka: Eh...!?

ち．．．ちょっと何すんのよ！　放しなさい！
Asuka: He..hey what's the big idea! Put me down!

ポカ　ポカ
SFX: POKA POKA (pounding)

いててっ　殴るなよ
Shinji: Ow ow ow! Stop pounding!

や　やめてよ　恥ずかしい．．．．．．．．．．．．
Asuka: S...stop it, this is embarrassing............

だって　ほっとけないだろ
Shinji: Well I can't just leave you like that,

ケガ人なんだし
Shinji: since you're injured &

一応　女の子なんだから．．．．．．
Shinji: in a sense, a girl at that......

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な．．．何よ「一応」って！
Asuka: Wha...what do you mean "in a sense"!

気にするなよ　言葉のあやだよ
Shinji: Just a figure of speech, don't mind about it.

もう．．．！
Asuka: Geez...!

でも．．．あたしがシンジにおぶられるなんて想像もしてなかったな－－－
Asuka: Still... I never would have imagine Shinji giving me a piggy-back ride---

泣き虫で弱虫だったくせに
Asuka: He's always been such a cry-baby & a weakling.

男の子なんだよね　ボソ
Asuka: You are a boy after all. (mutter)

え　何？　何が言った？
Shinji: Eh, what? Did you say something?

な　何も言ってないわよ！
Asuka: N...NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!

そう？
Shinji: Really?

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ギュ．．．
SFX: GYU... (hug)

バカシンジ－－－
Asuka: Stupid Shinji---

保健室
SIGNBOARD: INFIRMARY

ま　軽いネンザね
Ritsuko: It's fine, just a light sprain.

大したことはないけど　しばらくはおとなしくしてるのよ
Ritsuko: Nothing too serious, but I'd still suggest not too much movement for the time being.

－－－ていっても惣流さんには無理かしら
Ritsuko: ---Although I suppose for Sōryū-San, that's a rather impossible feat.

あ－－－　ひどいっ　赤木先生まで！
Asuka: Aaaaw--- Now even Dr. Akagi... That's just cruel!

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ガラッ
SFX: GARA (door sliding open)

先輩
Maya: Senpai,

ちょっと職員室まで来て貰えますか
Maya: could you come to the staffroom for a while?

分かったわ　マヤ
Ritsuko: Very well Maya.

シンジくん　惣流さんの事お願いね
Ritsuko: Shinji-Kun, I leave Sōryū-San to you then.

はい
Shinji: Ok.

それじゃHR(ホームルーム)も始まってるし　いったん教室に戻るね
Shinji: Since homeroom has started, I'll be heading back to class now.

委員長に言って着替え持ってきてもらうから
Shinji: I'll inform the class rep & ask her to bring over your uniforms.

あ　シンジ．．．
Asuka: Ah, Shinji...

ん？
Shinji: Hn?

あ　ありがと．．．．．．
Asuka: Tha...thank you......

それで．．．あの
Asuka: & maybe later... you

家まで送って．．．．．．
Asuka: could walk me home......

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碇くん
Rei: Ikari-Kun.

あ　綾波さん
Shinji: Ah, Ayanami-San.

パク　パク
SFX: PAKU PAKU (mouth opening & closing)

この辺りの道まだよく分からなくて－－－
Rei: Since I am still unfamiliar with the routes of this area---

一緒に帰りましょう
Rei: I was hoping that we could return home together.

あ　うん
Shinji: Ah, ok.

プル　プル
SFX: PURU PURU (trembling in anger)

こ．．．の．．．．．．
Asuka: Why...you......

バカシンジ！！
Asuka: STUPID SHINJI!!

わっ　うわああっ！！
Shinji: WA...UWAAAH!!