Only for use by Habanero Scans.
[Omoni Naitemasu 8 Translation by Kewl0210]
Title: Chapter 8 Troublemaker
Komomo: That day, Mukoujima was scathing hot from morning till night.
Narration: The year 20XX, August. Mukoujima.
Sign: Staff Wanted for Part-Time
Salary starts at 790 Yen/Hr
TEL 030-3XX-4XXX Yanagi Sushi
SFX: MIIIN MIN MIN (Cicadas chirping)
Komomo: From the moment Izumi-san pulled back the curtain into Yanagi Sushi,
Box: Storyteller: Komomo Nobuchika
Izumi: Excuse me......
Komomo: the tragedy began.
Izumi: I came to ask about the sign posted outside......
SFX: POOOOH ZAKUH
Komomo: Fortunately, the treatment for it was quick, and they somehow managed to reattach the boss's finger......
Tsune: It was a good thing they brought the cut-off finger in a cooler with some ice an fish in it.
Akamatsu: At least take out the fish~~~~
Komomo: With the boss injured, the duty to manage the shop fell upon the son, Yana-san......
But the missus......
Missus: Honestly, why can't he act his age? He made that gaff because he's always ogling young women.
Wouldn't it be better not to hire that woman, after all this?
Yana: Come, now.
Yana: We've finally got the part-time worker we've needed.
We'll have her work starting tomorrow.
Narration: Day 2
Izumi: Matsu, two meals, please!
Names: Katsuramuki Chef
Sea Urchin Chef
Urchin: I already love her!!
SFX : ZAKUH BUSUH GUSAH
T/N: Katsura Muki is a kind of cutting of vegetables like carrots and daikon radishes into thin sheets.
Are you all right?!
Yana: What're you idiots doing?!
Hurry and stop the bleeding!!
(Handwritten): WAAAA WAAAAA
Yana: Izumi-san, I need you to handle him!!
(Handwritten): Moooom, the first-aid kit!
How do I stop the blood......?
SFX: OROORO... (Fluttered)
SFX: POTAPOTA (Dripping)
Guy: Izumi-san, me, too......
(Handwritten): You know, uh...
SFX: CHUUU (Kissing)
SFX: PARIIIN GUSAH GASHAAN BUSUH BUSUH GUSA GUSA GUSA GOH
SFX: PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH (Sirens)
Tsune: So basically, it's a horrifying story of how because they all wanted to be kissed by Izumi-san, everyone from the chefs to the customers rushed to injure themselves.
Komomo: And that's just the second day......
Handwritten: Ha... HAWAWA...
Akamatsu: Wh..... What happened on the third day......?
(Handwritten): I'm actually somewhat full already, though.
Please don't make me relive it......
Yana: I love you.....
Won't you be with me?
Someone: Wait a minuuuuute!
You taught me that I still have this kind of passion left in me!
I give you my deepest thanks!
Yana: Father, behind yoooooou!
Tsune: Do you know Gensenkan Shujin?
I love Tsuge, too. See?
Komomo: Next time, get Yana-san to show you the scar under his headband.
T/N: Gensenkan Shujin is an manga from the 1968. Translated, the title is Master of the Gensenkan Inn. It's done by the author Tsuge Yoshiharu, known for his dream-like surrealism.
Father: My finger and back wounds have a dull ache.
Guess it'll be raining tonight.
Bottom: Chapter 8 Troublemaker The End