Only for use by Illuminati-Scans
Okay, and Volume 5 is done. Volume 6 comes out... like today. Hopefully once the Illuminati guys scan it, I'll have time to translate it a bit sooner. For now, I'm gonna go work on other things.
[Hito Hitori Futari 51 Translation by Kewl0210]
Title: Life51 Rules
SFX: TSUUUUH TSUUUUH TSUUUUUH
Phone: This line is not currently in use.
Riyon: You moron!
Why aren't ya using it?!
VP: Good evening.
What're you doing here?!
but I couldn't get in contact with you in Spirit World.
There are no longer any lines connecting you to the Spirit World.
VP: Kasuga Souichirou wandering the border between life and death and becoming able to talk with you could not be helped.
It is in the category of accident...
But you did something that a Guardian Spirit must not ever do.
You told a living human what his life span was.
VP: This is the Spirit World's most ironclad rule.
What would happen if a human that knew his or her life span
tried to gain control of the time they had left?
The human would not be able to live forthrightly.
Riyon: Hold on a sec,
The old man is all right and he's working crazy hard as Prime Minister!!
Woman: That may be true for Kasuga Souichirou,
but most humans would lose their meaning for living...
VP: Therefore, you are being expelled.
Hold on a second!
VP: The only choice you two have is to face your destiny as fellow rule breakers.
Riyon: Vice Principal!
In that case,
just who is it that decides the old man's life span?!
It's not that
it was decided because I chose him, right?!
VP: All humans' life spans are determined the moment a Guardian Spirit chooses their souls.
the one who determined Kasuga Souichirou's life span was you.
Guys: The Prime Minister has arrived!
The Prime Minister has entered!
Sign: Scramble S [Cut off]
Kasuga Sou [Cut off]
you seem so down today.
I'm not down about anythin'.
Kasuga: I see.
Riyon: Sorry, old man...
Someone: What're you grumbling about?
This is seriously a load of bullshit...
Screen: Original Plan 1st Shot
Limited One-Shot Gags!!
Somebody: Don't you think that's kinda weird?
SFX: SHU... SHU SHU SHU...
[Crazy puppet dude.]
TV: Its's December 13th and we're at Scramble Station.
Good evening. I am Tatemura Ichirou.
Someone: We'll be welcoming Prime Minister Kasuga today and we have got a whole lot we'd like to ask him.
Bottom: Hito Hitori Futari (5) (End)
Hito Hitori Futari
[Preview. Yeah. Spooky aint it? We get Kubo's origin story in the next one.]