Gintama 512

Pretty soon guys.

[Gintama 512 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Big Text: Fated Clash
Insert: For the climax of the Shogun assassination arc, a color page!!
Author: Sorachi Hideaki

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[Ads... I'm not translating this stuff.]

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Insert: The Yato invade...!! Meanwhile, the Oniwabanshuu takes on the Kiheitai!!
Title: Lesson 512
Request
SFX: DODOON
SFX: WAAAAA
SFX: ZAZAZA ZAZAZA
Waki: Great timing.
Scatteeeer!!
SFX: DAH
Matako: Bastards! Wait, dangit!!
Follow theeem!!
Don't let a single one 'a those shinobi get away!!
SFX: WAAA

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Takechi: Matako-san, you must not follow them too far!!
The Oniwabanshuu's goal
is to divide our manpower!
The enemy's main force is currently engaged with the 7th division.
Top Right Box: 7th Division
Top Middle: Iga-shuu
Bottom: Kiheitai
Left: Oniwabanshuu
Takechi: If you join their battle, you'll be launching a pincer attack on the enemy's main force!
Taka: I've already sent Bansai there.
Anyhow, this is the Yato. The Iga-shuu was probably annihilated quite some time ago.
Let her do as she pleases.
Whatever path we take, Iga and the current political administration are over.
Let's at least make the ending festival a raucous one.
Takechi: Ta... Takasugi-san.
Wh...
Where are you going?
SFX: ZAH

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Taka: Before I end everything,
there is someone I must put an end to.
Even if we take the shogun's head
or topple the political regime,
we cannot take the world's head.
As long as that sword is unbroken.
the world will not end.

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SFX: DODOH
SFX: DOU
SFX: GAKIIIN

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Shin: FUGOOOOO!!
SFX: GIRI GIRI
SFX: HYAGAA
Guy: !!
SFX: DOH
SFX: HYAN
SFX: HYAN

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SFX: GAKIIIN
SFX: DODO
SFX: GAOON

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SFX: DO DO
SFX: GAOON
SFX: ZAZAH
Kon: Geez.
The shogun's guard being protected by the shogun? This ain't even funny.
As you can see,
SFX: ZAZAH
Gin: Unless everybody
summons up all they've got down to what's in their undies, we're not gonna survive.

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Shogun: Do not fear.
We will protect each other's
exposed backs... That is
what 'pals' do, right?
Hiji: Heh.
What friggin' moron taught the shogun such a dirty word?
Kagura: You would prefer tomodachinko, yes?
T/N: This is a portmanteau of "tomodachi" (friend) and "chinko" (penis).
Shogun: I see... It's my first time hearing of such a phrase.
Hiji: Don't teach him anything else ya don't have to.
Gin: Hey, hey. From how things have been going with him, I'm starting to think maybe this is another body-double?
Kon: No...

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Kon: That's the shogun.
No doubt about it, it's our shogun-sama.
Abuto: Aw, geez.
SFX: ZAH
Abuto: I can't believe you're actually causing us so much trouble in hand-to-hand combat.
People've shot off guns at us on lots of planets so far, but this place is the first time where something like this's happened.
So from that perspective, you guys are a rare species that's now on the brink of extinction.
I wish I could treat'cha with a little more civility.
But it looks like you guys are gonna be the ones ta go extinct first,
samurai.

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Kagura: !!
You're...
Abuto: It's been a while, little miss.
I had a real rough time after our last encounter. The captain really gave me a stern talking to.
He said that next time, don't go easy on them even if they're the same race as you.
But then, given the fact that you've already taken out so many of my brethren,
I don't care if you're the captain's little sister or if you're his prey, I've got no plans on letting you go home alive.
Shin: You've gotta be kidding us!
You guys are the ones that are devastating other peoples' countries!!
Abuto: Is that right? It looked like it was rotten way before I set foot in it, though.
Probably enough to rot away on its own even without our help.
And anyhow, the ones that tried to finish him off were
you samurai, right?
We're just returning the favor.
Gin: ..........
Where is he?
Where.
Where's Takasugi?

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Abuto: At the very least, you guys have no hell to go to after this.
We already sent all the guide off ahead of you.
So the shinobi and samurai
can be good friends and wither away together along with this country.
Gin: .........
Sorry, but
that person wouldn't make for much of a guide.
The best thing she'd be suited to...

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Momochi: Would you like some cocoa?
Or perhaps some blood red black tea?
SFX: KAH
SFX: DOGOOO
Guys: Vice ca......

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SFX: DODODO
SFX: GYURARARA
SFX: ZUGAGA
Somebody: Wait,
samurai.
SFX: OOOOO

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Momochi: Both the shinobi and this country
are not dead yet.
Guys: Momochi-san!
RuuuuuN!!
SFX: DAH
Shin: So you're alive, huh? Momochi-san!!
Handwritten: And uh, what's with that shuriken?!
Momochi: I told you, the shinobi are not dead.
Guys: After theeem!!
Don't let 'em get away!
SFX: ZUH

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Somebody: The shinobi they annihilated
were dolls controlled by me, Momchi Rappai.
Mere corpses made into puppets.
The followers of that bastard Fujibayashi that died back then.
SFX: DODO
Guy: Wha...?
SFX: ZUBOO
Momochi: The true shinbi war
is only just beginning.

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Abuto: I see...
SFX: PISHI
Abuto: So this is a real shinpou, huh? It's like friggin' sorcery.
If you blew away my brand-new artificial arm along with the bill for it, I'd give you a round of applause.
But it looks like, once again, I can't clap my hands.
Does everybody have some sorta grudge against my left arm or somethiiiing?!!
SFX: WAAAA
Someone: But with the Yato as our opponents, they may not last long.
...Listen closely.
In the rock face to the West, nearby a sculpture of Marici, is an escape route only the people of the village know of.

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Momochi: You all take the shogun and get out of Iga.
Kagura: !
SFX: HYAN
Someone: !!
SFX: DODOON
Guys: Mo-
SFX: GARA GARA
Guys: Momochi-san?!
Momochi: We will keep them here.
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Momochi: Even if Iga falls,
we cannot let this country sink.
Please forgive me for not attending to the shogun to the end.
Shou: Momochi...!!
Guy: Shinobi alone doesn't seem too dependable, don't you think?
Momochi: !

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Kon: This is supposed to be a joint operation between shinobi and samurai.
So you'll be sharing some of the glory with us.
Shin: Kondou-san!! Hijikata-san!!
Hiji: That's what we're doing, so get going.
You can take care of the rest without any police officers with you, right?
Kagura: Wait, you guys!!
Kon: Yorozuya,
We've been hanging out with you doing one thing or another for a long time now.
But we've never asked you guys to do a job for us before.
I never thought this day'd come...
But it looks like there's nobody left we can ask but you guys.
There's no one left we can count on but you guys.
You guys are...
all there are.

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Kondou: This is the Shinsengumi's first and last request.
Yorozuya,
take care of the shogun.
Insert: The greatest mission in Yorozuya history----!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 512
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