81 Diver 142

I love how bizarre some of this shit gets.

[81diver 142 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 93:
Sign: Today's 1st Match
Tops: Net Stars
Monji Unit
Sides: Vanguard
2nd Man
Center Man
Vice General
General
Right: Ukaku
Mom
Title: Chapter 142 Big Family

Page 94:
Guy: If I win
this Shogi game
we'll all
be able to eat for a year.

Page 95:
Guy: No matter who my opponent is
SFX: SU SUH
Guy: there is no way I'm losing this.
SFX: PACHI
Kiza: Oh, here we go.
SFX: BACHII
Kiza: Come at us,
old bat.
Chi: Hmph.

Page 96:
Chi: Boy,
the thing about serious matches
is if you win,
SFX: BACHIH
Chi: and you keep winning,
SFX: BACHIH
Guys: OLD BAT!
Chi: people start to their pie holes.
And if you keep on winning,
SFX: BACHIIN

Page 97:
Chi: the background noise
disappears.
Suga: Th... That's
a "Direct 4th File Hisha".
Kiza: Again...?

Page 98:
Kiza: This old bat is using a hypermodern type of shogi?
Okay, we're counting on you!
SFX: PACHI
Guy: Hm...
What we've got he~~re...
is that "direct"
I've started seeing a bit recently, eh?
SFX: PETAN
Woman: DEAAR!

Page 99:
Woman: I-I'm n-n-not
gonna make it to the hospital!
Guy: Don't talk to me right now!!
SFX: PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI
Woman: I... I'm giving birth!
Guy: ....................
At 18 years old, I entered the 'Shoureikai 3-dan League'.
I had my whole shogi career ahead of me.
There were 4-dan was right within my reach.
And then
I drowned in women.

Page 100:
Guy: I even dropped from the 3-dan league,
and I never reached the pro level of 4-dan.
Woman: I said I'm giving birth!
DE
A
R!
Guy: I said don't talk to me!!!
Woman: Wha?!
Dea...
You bastard...
It's your kid I'm giving birth to, ya knooow?!
Guy: If I hadn't met you back then,
I would've become a pro shogi player.

Page 101:
Woman: What?! You bastaaard!!
You're just
just
JUST
Guy: It wasn't even your face,
I got led astray because of your big tits.
Woman: WHAAA~~~T?!
You
Yooou
Kid: Mom...
When I get older, I'm gonna give you a million smacks upside the head!
SFX: PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI
Chi: Their moves just seem to be wandering.
What kind of person is this opponent?!

Page 102:
Woman: You're just scum!
If this happened back then then that wouldda happened!
If it went like this I wouldda been a pro!
You really think that matters, you big galoot?!
A piece of shit bastard like you...
Kids: MOM!
MOM!
MOM!
SFX: DOSAH
WOman: no matter what sorta luck he gets in life
in the end

Page 103:
Woman: never grows at all!
Never becomes anything!
Like hell somebody like you could've ever become a pro!
Guy: How is it that some tits,

Page 104-105:
Guy: some round, perky boobs with nipples right in the center,
one by one
led me astray?!!
Woman: Hoe the hell do I know, you moron?!
Guy: I'll win!
I'll win!
I'll wiiiiiinn!!!
SFX: PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI
Woman: I'm gonna give biiiirth!!!!
Chi: Suddenly his moves are brimming with power.
Push
him
back.

Page 106-107:
Monji: 'Chicchi has descended'!!!!
Guy: You're constantly
plopping out kids!
Chi: Kuh.
I'm going
all out, too.
But for some reason this weird power
is
pushing me back.
Guy: This is my liiife!
Kiza: We can win this!
Guy: Sorry.
Kiza: 'Sorry'?

Page 108:
Baby: UNGYAAa
Guy: This
is
my life, ain't it?

Page 109:
Narration: Sente
Loses On Time
Kiza: You're kidding me.
Sign: Winner
Mom
Kiza: He abandoned the match......
What the hell happened?!
Monji: We won!
Guy: I may have drowned,
but I drown
in you, and only you.

Page 110:
Woman: GUGUGU
Heu! [Heart]
Guy: Don't strain yourself, now.
Woman: I almost died!
SFX: GOH
Chi: Who's last?
Kiza: It's me.