JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 47

This chapter's pretty short for some reason.

[JoJolion 47 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: Volumes (1)~(10) are now on sale with great fanfaaaare!!!
Left Insert: Maybe your own neighbor is a Rock Human.
Chapter: #047 Guest

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Narration: During the Age of Exploration, Europeans discovered the Island of New Guinea,
but it was not until the 1930's when an exploration party finally set foot on these highlands.
Map: Indonesia [Top middle]
New Guinea [Right middle]
Cape York Peninsula, Australia [Bottom right]
Kuala Lumpur [Top left]
Singapore [Middle left]
Pontianak [Below the line]
Jakarta [Bottom]
Equator [Far Left]
Narration: In 1938, a plant called the 'Rokakaka' was discovered by Australians.
It appears to be a tree, but in actuality it is a perennial plant that bears fruit and only grows to up to 2 meters in height.
1 to 3 fruits grow from its branches.
Even for the native New Guineans that had been living there for the past 50,000 years, the 'Rokakaka' was an extraordinarily rare fruit.
When the right period came, the men would venture into the mountains to look for them.
There were reports that "When women worrying about infertility ate that fruit, they became pregnant."
But "Sand would come out of the women's breasts".......... and...
when elderly people whose teeth had fallen out so they could not longer eat swallowed the fruit
"they grew a set of stone teeth".

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Narration: There are observational reports that said that
but then the 2nd world war happened and Japan occupied half of the New Guinea island...
Reports on the 'Rokakaka' disappeared... and it eventually became legend.
'Tsurugi-chan',
'Jousuke'...
and 'I'
here, in modern day
Morioh

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we came across the same name, 'Rokakaka'.
Could this be the same fruit?
Does the fruit have the same source?
Those "fruits" definitely aren't illegal or anything anywhere.

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Yasuho: And "equivalent exchange"............... ------"Someone knows"----- of the existence of Morioh's 'Rokakaka'----
Hello? He's in the 'family register'.
He was born in S city in 1991.
His father's name is Sadafumi
and his mother's name is Kiyomi.
He doesn't have a Facebook or anything like that.
T/N: "Sadafumi" (貞文) has the same first kanji as Joutarou's dad 'Sadao' (貞夫). Kiyomi (聖美) has the same first kanji as Holy's Japanese name Seiko (聖子).

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Yasuho: His current residence is 'Morioh Asamutsukabe 33'. He's a student of T Academy, 20 years old.
He lives 15 minutes from the Higashikata House by foot.
Screen: Kuujou Josefumi
Jou: ..................
Yasuho: Who is he?
Why are you looking this guy up, Jousuke?
Jou: Because he might be me. ["might be me" in italics.]

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Yasuho: .....................
Jou: But.....
If I'm this 'Josefumi' guy...
Then why aren't the police or anybody looking for him...? There was a huge earthquake...
Nobody's looking for me...
It's only 'her' that said I'm 'Kuujou Josefumi'.
While she did know Kira Yoshikage... she just suddenly showed up out of nowhere. I really can't trust that girl--- 'Karera's' information...
And those twins that were after her, trying to kill her.
The 'Rock Humans'.

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Yasuho: I have his cell phone number, too.
Jou: A phone number's not gonna help. I definitely can't call that place!
If 'someone' does live at that address, then......
I'm gonna go in person.
I'm going to head there now!
Did you see any pictures of his face?
Yasuho: Of 'Josefumi'? Well, I haven't found any so far......
I'm gonna look for some.
But, uh......
About what happened yesterday......
Jousuke,
After all that nice singing near the embankme~~~nt,
you went off somewhere and never came back...
Where did you go?

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Joushuu: Hey. Jousuke
You seen my dad?! Wh-Where is he?!
Jou: Hold on a second.
Shuu: Then where's my brother?!
Jou: ?
Uh...
I haven't seen either of them so far today.

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Shuu: You bastard! Don't just sit around cozy on our couch eating all our food!
Go find my dad!! Where is he?!
Daiya: Electriiiic shooooooooock!
She's never had one for 24 years,
but Hato-chan has finally brought a 'boyfriend' hoooooome!!
Jou: ............
Daiya: It's the first time our hard-to-please Hato-chan has ever had one!
Upupuh puh puh puh!
I can't believe she didn't tell us sooner! I'm so excited!!
Hey, hey, you know how my eyesight is bad, right?!
Is her 'boyfriend' handsome?
Or maybe sexy?
Which is it?
Hey! Tell me which he iiiiis!

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Daiya: So, come on! Is he the handsome type?
What type is he?
Jou: Uh......
W... Well..........

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SFX: GYUH (Squeeze)
Shuu: Woa~~~~h.
Hato: Here he i~~~~~s! [Heart]
I wanna introduce him to you, Papa and everyone!

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Norisuke: .................
Shuu: Aw, I'm loving thi~~~s!
Guy: ..............................
SFX: BUH BUH (Mumbling)
Guy: Please excuse.....
the sudden
visit.
My name is Damo Tamaru. I'm... from S City.
SFX: BUH BUH BUH BUH (Mumbling)

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Shuu: Ugh. Speak up, we can't make out all that mumbli~~~ng!
Look Dad in the eye when you're talking to him!
SFX: GIRORIH (Glare)
Damo: ....................
My occuppation is......
I manage a cleaning store......
here in Morioh.
Hato: Huhuhu.
Damo: It's called Damokan Cleaning.
I'm 23 years old.

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Shuu: BUH
Hato: Uhuhuhu!
That immature one hiding behind my dad...
How old is he again? I think 5?
He's my little brother 'Joushuu'...... I'll beat the crap outta him later.
And the one in the fluffy outfit is my little sister Daiya.
My big brother, the oldest brother, Joubin, is with his family. Unfortunately it looks like they may be out of the country right now...
Also that is out maid, Nijimura-san and that is 'Jousuke'-kun who's living with us.

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Damo: It's very nice.....
to meet
you all.
SFX: BOSORI BOSO BOSO (Whispering)
Shuu: When you're greeting somebody.............
Hey, take off your sunglasses!

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Shuu: Ah!
Hato: ...........
!?
....................
SFX: FUWARI... (FWOOF)

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Norisuke: ............
Hato: ..........
Damo: ...................
Daiya: So? C'mon, what, what, what, what?!
Hey!! Jousuke, what happened?!
Jou: Uh...
......If Norisuke-san and Joushuu don't have anything to say...
then...
I don't have any comment either.

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Nijimura: ......
Shuu: H...
Here.
Damo: Um...
this is
from a Japanese confectionary store nearby my shop...
It's youkan with chocolate in it.
Hato: Oh, those look yummyyyyyy!
Damo: Here you are.
T/N: Youkan is a thick jellied dessert made of red bean paste.
Box: Let's by some youkan!
SFX: BOSO BOSO BOSO BOSO BOSO (Whispering)

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Nijimura: ............
SFX: GOSHI GOSHI (WIPE WIPE)
Niji: ?

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Norisuke: ..............................
?
SFX: BETO BETO (SQUISH SQUELCH)
Hato: Hey,
Papa, say something.
Say hello to him!
Nori: Huh?! ......
............

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Nori: So um......
how long... have the two of you......
been going out?
Hato: HM?!
Oh, right. Well we met each other...
pre~~~ty recently.
We've only had sex twice so far......
C'mon, nobody likes to stand around and talk, let's sit down!
Shuu: GEHOH
AHAHAH
IHEHEHEHEHE

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SFX: GEHOH
Shuu: HEHE
Insert: This boyfriend is no ordinary person!
Bottom: To be continued