Gintama 565

[Gintama 565 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Shou: No matter how many soldiers he has left, if the general loses, the battle is over.
Title: 'Gintama'
Insert: A fierce battle overcome----.
Shou: I don't want you guys butting in now and throwing a wet blanket over two generals' fight.
Zura: Shoukaku,
you bastard.
Shou: ...I've always hated acting in groups.
So I dunno how many laws or rules I've broken.
But now Harusame
doesn't have any of those laws preserving the organization.
We don't even have the freedom
that pirates always tout.
We've been downgraded
to just being the toys of one man.

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Shou: So I'm gonna
fight the way I want, too.
Zura: ........
Just what is that man planning?
After taking over Harusame
and suppressing rebel forces like Takasugi and us,
what is he looking to do next?
Shou: I dunno. All's I know is that no matter what you or we do, we can't stop him.
So us toys have no choice but to keep dancing until our limbs are ripped off.
Zura: We're standing here by our own will.
We have no intention of dancing in anyone's palm.
Shou: Yeah, let's hope you don't.
Right now, your friends
should be being guided to the scene of the big ball.

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Someone: All shots have hit the enemy ships.
It seems our surprise attack was successful!!
Seats: Kai
Saka: Okay, press onward!!
To all ships of the Kaientai!!
Run the hell awaaaaaaay!!
Mutsu: How could you give such a backward-thinking order in such a forward way?
Saka: If we go at these guys head on, we won't have a chance against their numbers.
So we've just gotta peck at 'em and knock enemies out of the battlefield little by little.
Whether it's backwards or side-ways, what we care about is the center.
The only path that I, Sakamoto Tatsuma, take is the one towards the future.
Mutsu: .........
Sheesh.

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Saka: It looks like the grifters of outer space
have a good place on the battlefield, too.
SFX: DOON
Guys: Captaaaain!!
Saka: What the heck?! Did the enemy rally already?!!
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Guys: Th-
There is no enemy!!
Those are allies!!

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SFX: DODOON
SFX: PARA PARA (pitter-patter)
Guys: Whaaat?!
The Kairinmaru is being attacked by its own allies?!!
That can't be!! Are you saying there are traitors among us...?!
A-Anyhow, we need you guys over here, too!
!!
SFX: ZAH
SFX: DOH DOH

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Shou: This ain't a metaphor er anything.
Against that guy, enemies, allies,
everybody on the battlefield
just become toys
dancing on his palm.
Guy: Now,
dance.

Page 7:
Insert: Soar through the oceans and through the heavens
like a dragon.
Title: Lesson 565 Toys
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Insert: ☆Jump's newest, volume 61, is now on sale with great fanfare!!
☆The anime is airing every Wednesday at 6PM on Tokyo TV and affiliates!!
On December 2nd, the 'Shogun Assassination Arc' finally begins!!

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Guy: Cap......tain...
SFX: ZAZA
Guy: Please, ru....n away!
O....ur ship... isn't going to make...
SFX: ZAZA ZAZA
Guy: The signal has been cut off.
Saka: ...........
Launch the smokescreen bombs!! Get away from the other ships as fast as we can!!
No matter how much we're hit, do not return fire, got that?!
Just keep going at full speed no matter whaBOROROUGH
Sorry, drop speed a little.
Mutsu: Somehow, I doubt that anybody was so disgusted with our idiot captain that they would launch an insurrection.

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Saka: Is somethin' goin' on with their ship?!!
Mutsu: From what we saw in the transmission, the personnel are still unharmed and there wasn't any sign that they were occupied by the enemy.
And of course, if they were betraying us they wouldn't tell us to run.
SFX: GEBOROSHAA
Saka: Then what? Are ya sayin' this treachery isn't from an enemy or an ally
and the ship is just doin' it on its own er somethin'?
Mutsu: Exactly.
Saka: !!
Mutsu: It's hacking. Our ships are already in the hands of the enemy.
By taking over the ship's control system, the enemy took over entire Kaientai ships without using a single soldier.
The people in there are definitely our allies, but now the ship is being controlled by the enemy.
In other words, our comrades are being held hostage and our own ship has been taken commandeered by the enemy.
To pull off something like this, the enemy must be a monster of a hacker.

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Guy: Precisely.
SFX: ZA ZA
Guy: Your ships are already in my hands.
Guy: Wh-
Who are you?!!
Saka: ...Umm, hello? I think you've got the wrong frequency.
We're not White Base, this is the Kaientai.
Guy: Uh, that isn't a Zaku, Captain.
T/N: These are all Gundam refereces. Zakus are mobile suits for grunt characters. And Hnakai's mask kind of looks like one.
Saka: Do ya have a pad 'a paper? I'll tell ya the federation's contact info. We get wrong numbers from the Zeon Army all the time.
Guy: Uh, I'm telling you he's not from the Zeon Army, Captain.
Saka: Oh, then is this that Zakuzaku grift that's getting popular these days? You ain't foolin' me.
Guy: Uh, I've never heard of that, but you seriously shouldn't trust a Zaku.

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Guy: I am the guru of trickery, Hankai.
Commander of the Harusame 3rd Division and member of the Three Ominous Stars.
Saka: He just casually trying to make himself look cool with all his titles.
Mutsu: So this is all your doing, is it, Zaku?
Somebody: Why did you call him Zaku after summarizing that?
Guy: Exactly. The one that trampled your squadron
while leaving your flagship intact was me,
the Gun**m.
Guy: He changed to a Gun**m!
After we branded him as a Zaku, I guess he decided taking over an enemy unit is better?!!
Han: Will you choose the path of shooting down your own ally ships?
Or will you sit there and be sunk yourselves in order to protect your comrades?
I decided I would let you choose whichever you want.
Mutsu: Bastaaaard!!
Then we'll go with Zaku!!
Guys: That's what the choice was?!

Page 12:
Han: Either one you choose your defeat is certain.
Having come all this way to rescue your comrades, you will now give up everything for your comrades' sake.
And the moment that happens will be captured by this Mono-Eye.
Guys: He gave uuuuup! He said 'screw it' and decided to just live as a Zaku!!
SFX: JYAKIN
Han: There is not much time for you to make your decision.
SFX: ZURU ZURU (Dragging)
Saka: Y-
You guys...

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Guys: !!
Han: Did you think the guru of trickery
could only control machines?
SFX: DOH

Page 14:
SFX: GAKIIIN
Saka: The hell're you guys doin'?!
Get a hold 'a yerselves!!
SFX: GIRIGIRI
Mutus: What's happening?!!
Everybody's lost their senses!!
Han: We, the Third Division, are said to the the only division of Harusame with no soldiers.
But that is not so.
They are simply invisible.
My soldiers are so small they cannot be seen by the naked eye, but their numbers and abilities far outstrip those of the other divisions.
Some of them invade the enemy's central system
and take over all functionality in the blink of an eye.
And some of them are parasites to the human brain and control their hosts to their wills.
Through infection, their power rapidly grows.

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Han: Yes. I have countless nano-machines I keep inside my body
and by controlling them
it is you toys
that are my Third Division.
Mutsu: !!
Guy: Captaaain!!
Saka: Sorry, everybody.

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Saka: Clench yer teeeeth!!
SFX: DODOO
Saka: You take care of the ship!!
SFX: DOKAKAAA
Saka: Seal the entraaance!!
Guy: Captaain!! But...
Mutsu: !!
SFX: PIH
SFX: GOGOGOGO
SFX: GASHIN

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Saka: Why'd ya come with me?
Mutsu: There are more than two choices.
We find the Zaku, beat him up, and get everything back to normal.
And if you get infected, Captain, the Vice Captain's gonna have ta kill him straight away.
Saka: Geez. Then do I kill you if you get infected? I might end up as the one killed in that situation.
Mutsu: No need to worry. I've been infected a long time ago.
I caught
your stupidity.
Insert: The merchants take to the battlefield!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 565
/ End