Gintama 566

Oh god I'm tired.

[Gintama 566 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Right Insert: Tension on the Kairinmaru...!!
Left Insert: ☆The newest, Jump Comics Volume 61 is now on sale with great fanfare!!
☆The anime is airing every Tuesday at 6PM on Tokyo TV!!
The 'Shogun Assassination Arc' begins December 2nd!!
TItle: 'Gintama'
Somene: The one most suited to that seat is not that brat Shigeshige,
it is you.
It is only you
that can save this country.

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Guy: Nobunobu.
Nobunobu-sama!
Young lord.
Lord Hitotsubashi.
Nobunobu-dono.

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Guys: You are
the shogun.

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SFX: DODOO
Saka: Dang, what an annoying bunch. I can't believe they'd even lay a hand on our guest.
I gotta apologize fer the rudeness of my crew,
Shogun-sama.

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Insert: Chaos...!!
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Title: Lesson 566
Two Fools
Guys: Just as I thought.
Everybody except the crew on the bridge got infected by the enemy virus.
SFX: ZOROZORO (Creeping)
Saka: I can see bit marks.
Looks like that virus is spread by direct transmission.
It's like Biohazard.
In the game, you'd blow the people's heads open with a magnum, but these are our allies so all we can do is run.
Mutsu: On top of that, we've got some baggage with spelunker-level fragile health specs.
Reality is the shittiest game of them all.
T/N: Biohazard a.k.a. Resident Evil. Spelunker is an 1985 game for the NES in the US.

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Nobu: I have no recollection of requesting anyone's help.
Mutsu: Yep. And I don't remember helping you. All I did was obey my captain's orders.
Nobu: .........
Just what exactly are you planning?
The one that caused Shogun Shigeshige's death
and drove your comrades to these lengths was me.
Mutsu: If we were gonna kill you, we would never have brought ya on this ship.
Nobu: You are the one that said I no longer have any trade value.
Saka: Even if there is not one soldier to protect ya
and ya only just barely managed ta escape the enemy's clutches,
you've got a duty to see what happens to the country including all the things you did to it.
No matter how unsightly you end up lookin'.

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Saka: Whether it's a foolish ruler or a wise ruler, once a man shoulders an entire country,
he can't die that easily.
Mutsu: Hey, we just got word from the bridge.
They tried to track the point the enemy's transmitting from to find where he is, but he's concealin' himself pretty darn cleverly.
Saka: Are ya sayin' even if we escape this ship, the only way we're findin' that Zaku is by groping around blindly?
No matter how much time we've got, it won't be enough.
Nobu: ...That's
the man that uses those mechanical gadgets?
Saka: !
No way, you...?

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Saka: You know the phrase 'It's hard to see what's right under your nose'?
Basically, the enemy had snuck into the Kairinmaru from the beginning,
spread out his nanomachine viruses, and watched us go inta a panic.
Mutsu: In that case, why would he hacked the other ships and attack the Kairinmaru? Is he plannin' ta take himself out with it or something?
You're sure you saw that man heading this way, right?
Nobu: You are free to choose whether you believe me or not.
Though that will not change the truth I witnessed.
Saka: There's a good chance all the taking over of the other ships and attacking the Kairinmaru
and also spreadin' his nanomachines around this ship were just a distraction.
The enemy's real goal is the Kairinmaru itself.

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Saka: The Kairinmaru's central system is equipped with the latest security walls.
No matter how great a hacker that guy is, he ain't gettin' inta that too easily.
Which means that right now
that guy's just buying time until he can get the Kairinmaru completely within his grasp.
Sign: Kai (Pleasant)
Saka: If this ship falls into the enemy's hands, too, then it's all over for the Kaientai.
Mutsu, the enemy's in the control room, high tail it!
Nobu: Not only did he rescue me, his enemy, but he trusted me so easily...
Is he a man of large caliber, or just a fool?
Sakamoto Tatsuma... what an odd man.

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Saka: ...Hm? What's goin' on back there, Shogun-sama?
Why ya keepin' so quiet back there, starin' at Mutsu's ass?
If ya figured out anythin', spit it out!
Nobu: Huh?!!
What are you say-
SFX: DOON
Nobu: AUUUUUGH
Mutsu: Aw, dangit. The Kairinmaru is gettin' worn out all over, too. We need to do some maintenance.
SFX: GOGAAA
Nobu: Y-You bastaard!! I would never have the slightest interest in the rear of a vulgar woman like you!
Mutsu: Hey, captain, let's switch places.
Saka: Hey, hold up!! Watch it!!
Okay, okay. Then look at my ass, okay, Shogun-sama?
And I'll just be here lookin' at Mutsu's ass.
Mutsu: ..........

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Saka: ABUH
AAAAAA
SFX: DODOON
Mutsu: Go get yer asses bitten by the infected crew.
I'll be headin' over ta the control room in the meantime.
Saka: Wait, isn't that the thing the guy holding them off says?!
Hold on...!
!!
AAAAAAUGH
SFX: WAAAA
Nobu: Y-You bastard!! You let your subordinates treat me this way?! And you call yourself a captain?!
Saka: That's rich coming from a shogun that was abandoned by his retainers!
Nobu: They didn't abandon me, I abandoned them!!
And it's time for you to take a stand!! Take out your gun!! That's the only way you can survive!

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Saka: Screw off!!
Even if I am abandoned by my subordinates, I will not abandon them!!
I'm a space merchant!
So I've got a handy piece of merchandise ready just for a time like this!!
Tarirattara~~! 'Hikkikomo-Revolver'! [quote white]
T/N: This is a joke on Hikkikomori, a person that confines themselves indoors.
Narr: Shoots a net, trapping its target just like how kids these days are ensnared by the internet. This item is a symbol of the Internet community.
Nobu: Is he trying to keep the enemy from moving?!!
Saka: Here goes!
SFX: PAAN
SFX: WASSA

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Saka: All right! Let's see them get an arms 'er a legs!!
That goes fer both of s!!
Nobu: It... It can't be. THis is how you use it?!!
Sakamoto Tatsuma... I still cannot tell if he is a man of high caliber or just a fool!!
B-But then we can't move, either!!!
Saka: Worried?!! Don' worry, I've got a space product fit fer just such an occasion!!
Tarirattara~~ The 'NEETricky Mochi'!
T/N: THis is a joke on "NEET". Someone "Not in employment, education, or training".
Box: By scattering this and getting your target to eat it, it will make them depend on their parents to survive and me just as good as dead! This item is a symbol of NEET society.
Nobu: Does that stop one's oppo-
Saka: Now we should be able to live here a while.
SFX: MOGU MOGU (Chewing)
Nobu: I-I never imagined this is how he would use it!
It is still impossible to tell if Sakamoto Tatsuma is a man of high caliber or just a fool!

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Mutsu: He's obviously just a fool goddammiiiiit!!
SFX: DOH
Mutsu: What's with you?! Countin' on yer own subordinate to be the straight man?!!
Are you just totally useless without yer subordinates, fool?!!
SFX: BUN BUN
Saka:AAUUUUGH! My manjuuuus!
T/N: Manjuus are a kind of steamed buns usually with fillings.
SFX: ZURU ZURU (DRAG DRAG)
Saka: WHo the hell told ya ta you could have those?!
You'd better not just ferget about this when ya get back ta normal!!
Nobu: Just a fool...
yes, there is no doubt.

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Nobu: Both me and this man
are just fools that don't have one subordinate acting the way they want.
So why is it this man
still has not given up?
Why
does his face look like he's not alone?
What is the difference between
this man and me?
I can't stand it.
I can't-
SFX: PIKIH
Someone: Close it!!
Hurry!!
SFX: GAOOON

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Saka: .........
I don't... see anyone.
Where's
the enemy?
Don't tell me my prediction was off.
Nobu: No, he's here.

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Nobu: If you're looking
for an enemy,
he's right inside this man.
Insert: A sudden change of form...!!
Bottom: GIntama
...Lesson 566
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