Gintama 567

[Gintama 567 Translation by Kewl0210]
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SFX: DOSHAA
Insert: The newest, Jump Comics Volume 61 is now on sale!!
The 'Shogun Assassination Arc' is airing at 6PM every week on Tokyo TV!!
Saka: M-
Mutsu!!
Nobunobu...!!
You!!
Title: Gintama 567 Peak
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Insert: A major dilemma...!!

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Nobu: M...
My body...
won't do what I tell it to do...!!
SFX: DO DO

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Nobu: ---I see.
So even back then, my body was already...!!
Guy: Yes.
It was already no longer yours.
Just like those soldiers, I, the Captain of the Third Division, Hankai,
do not have my own body.
From how it appears, it seems to be simply a vessel.
But that mechanical life form wriggling inside you is what I actually am.
Saka: You bastard!! So yer plannin' on takin' over Nobunobu's body ta go after me, eh?!!
Han: You are a bit off. My viruses can seize the system of a ship like this easily. Soon the whole ship will be mind.

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Han: And as you can see,
so will your shipmates
as well as
SFX: GIRO (Glare)
SFX: GAGOOON
Han: your last remaining
comrade.

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SFX: GOGOGOGO
Han: After that
all that remains is you, Sakamoto Tatsuma.
'The army with no soldiers'.
That is the popular nickname of my Third Division.
But it seems that the one that name if most fitting for
is you.
Actually, when you are gone, it will be true in both thought and reality.
Because the Kaientai that you used to lead will become my Third Division. ["used to" in italics.]
Now sit quietly and let yourself die.
There is no one left to mourn your death.

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Saka: Even if my subordinates've abandoned me,
I ain't gonna abandon my subordinates.
SFX: DON DON DON

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SFX: KORO KORO (ROLL)
Saka: Hoh.
If you want my chip and my crew,
then let me give you some advice as a merchant.
If ya wanna buy my company, then ya'd better do a thorough primary investigation, first.
SFX: PISHI PISHI
SFX: DOOON

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Saka: To bad fer you, we're an accident-prone company
that's headed straight ta hell.
Somebody: A major problem has occurred with the management system.
The ship will now be switching to emergency mode. Would all crew members please promptly...
Nobu: Have you gone mad?
If I am going to take everything,
then you would rather sink this ship along with the entire Kaientai?
Saka: Anyone not prepared to go down with their ship,
does not deserve to go up with it.
Are you prepared for that?
Do you have the resolve... to sink with us and that body?

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Nobu: It can't be...!! This man...
!!
SFX: GOGOGOGO GOGOGOG
Nobu: Guh!!
SFX: ZUGOGO
SFX: ZUH
SFX: DODODOD
Han: With such meager damage done to the system...
if I compensate for those functions myself, I can easily restore it!!

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SFX: GAH
Saka: You're the only one that's going to sink.
Han: Sakamoto Tatsumaaaa!!
SFX: ZUZU ZUZU
Nobu: So this is
what Sakamoto Tatsuma was after?
The reason that man went after not his comrade, not me,
but the control unit
was to shake up the enemy that had taken over my body
and tear him away from me.
Sakamoto Tatsuma, even at this desperate hour, you still have not abandoned them?
Or even me...?!!

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SFX: DOOON
Han: Sorry Shogun, or whatever you are.
You should stick to thinking when you're alone.
You've leaked your all-important plan to me.

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SFX: DOOON
Han: Shogun, right now I have everything you are thinking in the palm of my hand.
Is this emotion anger or sadness? The one and only person that tried to protect you is dead all because of you.
I know it all.
Now you have no one, do you?
You were
used by everyone, flattered by them, and they wished for you to stand at the peak.
And so, just as everyone wanted,
you sought that peak.
----Yes.

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Nobu: I also
used everyone...
Background: Kill them alllll!!
Shogun...sa...ma.
Nobu: But when I stood at that peak, I realized.
It was supposed to be what I wanted, there was supposed to be an answer there,
but no one was there.
All I found there were the heaps of corpses that I had abandoned laying on the ground.
There is no one left that wishes for me to be shogun.
Far from it, I do not even have a single soldier that will protect me.
What on earth did I come to this peak for?
Someone: There is no reason.
You were empty from the beginning.
You could not find a goal without being used by people,
so you stubbornly stuck to this peak and lost everything.

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Han: There is no longer either anyone that used you or anyone you used.
This is no peak. This is the place where you all threw away your toys.
It is simply
a graveyard of junk.
Junk that has lost its use
should just lie there for all eternity.
SFX: MISHIH

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Han: !!
Saka: Ya don't have the right ta die.
Whether it's a foolish ruler or a wise ruler, once a man shoulders an entire country,
he can't die that easily.
Nobu: -----Sakamoto Tatsuma,
why did you let me live?
SFX: MEKI MEKI
Nobu: With me all alone at the peak of this pile of corpses,
just what do you want me to do?
Han: Y-You bastard!!
SFX: GYURARA
SFX: DOH
SFX: GOFU
Nobu: -----No, there are no more questions to ask.
OOOOOOOOO

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Nobu: That is an answer I must find on my own!
SFX: BUCHI BUCHI
Nobu: I will not use anyone or be used by anyone.
That is the peak I must reach with my own two feet.
Saka: Fer you and fer us
the real war's about ta start.
Nobu: NOOOOOOOOW!!
SFX: KORO (Roll)

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Nobu: That is
my battle,
Sakamoto Tatsuma.
Han: !!
It can't be.
Even while infected, you still have control over yourself...?!!
SFX: DO GOOO
Insert: Pierce---!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 567
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