JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 50

Stuff is actually being sort of revealed this time????
[JoJolion 50 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Top Insert: Kira Yoshikage and Kuuojou Josefumi.
What was the path they took that resulted in them becoming 'Higashikata Jousuke'...?
Left Insert: Celebrate! The 50th chapter of the series!!
Volumes (1)~(11) are now on sale!!
Title: #050 The Past of Josefumi

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Insert: Back to an even earlier time...
Guys: Hey... You live around here?
We're actually headed to a party at that villa over there.
Would you wanna come with us?
Woman: A party?
I can go?
Guy: That sure is a cute swimsuit. Hey, I've got a yacht, how about we go cruising?
Other guy: Hey!!
SFX: PACHA PACHA

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Guy: What...?
She's got a kid?
Woman: ..................
Bugs are gonna bite you if you play over there you knooooow!
Paper: Divorce Registration Papers [The first panel is the same thing obscured, just showing the beginning]
SFX: ROLL ROLL
SFX: AHM GULP GULP GULP

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Woman: Hello? I'm really sorry.
I've been feeling awful this morning. I think I've got a pretty bad headache, too...
I really am sorry. But I'd really like to take off my shift today...
Phone: I see...
Well, you see...
I rearranged the shifts with the people that filled in for you...
and this happens all the time... so you don't need to come back.
SFX: CLICK
Woman: ........................
......
I wasn't lying... That was the truth...
My head really does hurt......
..........I'm tired...
I've gotta straighten up... I'll start working hard tomorrow.

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SFX: KYORO
Woman: Didn't Mommy tell you that she'd get mad if you went too far?!
HAH!
SFX: SPLASH SPLASH
SFX: SPLASH

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Josefumi: A
A
PU
SFX: BACHA BACHA
Mom: Josefumi!!
Jose: GABOH
IBO
GABO
APU

Page 7:
Mom: ......
HAH!
SFX: GABOH ZAZAZA
SFX: BLUB BLUB BLUB
SFX: SAH!
Mom: UAAAA
HAA
HAA
HAA
HAA
AAH
Ah!

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Mom: HAA HAA HAA
SFX: TREMBLE TREMBLE TREMBLE
Josefumi: Mommy......

Page 9:
SFX: ZAH BAAAN
Mom: Hah!
Josefumi!!
Josefumiiiiiii!!

Page 10:
Someone: He's already in cardiac arrest.
We got the water out of his lungs,
but 20 minutes had passed by the time we pulled him out of the sea.
Holly: I wouldn't say he's drowned, his occipital bone was crushed. It seems he struck a rock on the beach while he was being pushed around by the waves...!
That seems like a far more likely cause of death......
Though the difference between that and drowning may just be a matter of which one does it first.
SFX: GLANCE
Mom: Uuu
AAA

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Holly: Yoshikage, would you come here?
He must have a blood clot around here somewhere.
Kira: HUh?!
Me?
Mom, after your night shift is over
we're supposed to go see 'Titanic', aren't we?
That movie's 3 hours long. Shouldn't we get going?
That kid's dead, ain't he?
Mom: Do it!
I'll take responsibility.
He's definitely got a blood clot somewhere, though. Look for it.
Kira: ...................
Well, if you want me to that badly...

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SFX: BUHN

Page 13:
SFX: DOGYAN
SFX: GOH GOH
Kira: Killer Queen!
SFX: GOH GOH GOH

Page 14:
SFX: BON
Jose: GABOH
KAH
KUKUH!
SFX: PIH PIH
Holly: Okaay! Good, there we go. [Heart mark after "Okay".]
Just hang in there a little longer for me, all riiiight?
I'm going to go get some specialist doctors in here and have them get you all healed up, okaaaay?
I'll be moving you to the room ri~~~~ght over there.
SFX: MWAH
Kira: They're saying he'll be okay.
Ooh...
Looks like you're...
not entirely 'happy' about that, huh?

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Kira: I guess I'll go see the movie on my own.
SFX: WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA

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SFX: WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA
Dainen: The reason I brought the whole tree here...
is because the freshness is important.
You just take the fruit.
Grab onto it......
twist it......
bring it to your mouth.........
and then, skin and all... go ahead and eat it.

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Guy: I... I can't trust you.......
Is that fruit really worth that much?
Dainen: Hm, I dunno...
But whether you pay the money for it or not...... is up to you...
You told me you had the money, so I brought the fruit here.
If you don't want it, I'll be on my way.
SFX: SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE

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SFX: PLUNK
SFX: AHM
Dainen: I trust you........................ I don't need to count the money.
You're famous. Well, our transaction is complete.
You can eat it now.
But I'll just say this one last time just to make it perfectly clear!
A body healed by that fruit undergoes 'equivalent exchange'!
There's always going to be a risk for anything great it does......
I can't make any guesses as to what specifically is at risk, but it generally appears on the head... And you can be sure it'll happen... For some people, their eyeballs turn to stone and they lose their eyesight.
You've thought this over, right?

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Dainen: Okay, I'll be going......
I think you already know this, but...
do not under any circumstances try to find out the "mystery of the fruit".
Sometimes I'm away from home for months at a time,
but if you want another one, try to contact me.
SFX: SLAM
Guy: Kuh!
SFX: BAGUUH
SFX: GAH MUSHA MUSHA GAH GAH BAGU MUSHA AHM AHM

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SFX: BAGU GAH PA BECHA BAGU BAGUU MUSHA GAH MUSHA AHM
Kira: This guy is 'Iwakiri Atsunori', 24 years old. His nickname is 'Aa-kun'.
In 2009, he had a salary of 300 million yen pitching for the 'Seiten Birdies'.
Last year, right when they were about to confirm him for the major leagues, he ruined his right shoulder and he went on the 'disabled list'.
The outlook for him making a full recovery is poor.
And then this 'Dainenjiyama Aishou' approached him.

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Guys: There it iiiiiis! 162 kilometers per houuuuur!
'God Shoulder Aa-kun" has made a full recoveryyyyyyyyyyyy!
SFX: ZUBAAAN
SFX: WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA
Kira: That pitcher with no chance of recovery bought that 'fruit' for 200 million yen.
And his 'shoulder' got better!
The fruit is called a 'Rokakaka'.

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Kira: Dainenjiyama Aishou won't even consider most people. He only sells to a small portion of 'wealthy people'.
But he always seems to sell them "secretly" and for a "high price".
Apparently the fruits come from New Guinea, but I can't pin down exactly where.
I'm certain that these things can cure any 'illness' and heal any wound.
I'm going to 'steal' one of them.

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Kira: Want to do it with me?
Those fruits are big money.
Jose: But that's not why you're doing it.
What, too proud to say it out loud?
Kira: ............

Page 25:
Jose: I know.
I've heard Holly-san is ill....... Is it one that progresses fast?
You need that 'fruit' in order to heal your mother's 'illness', don't you?
I've been feeling this forever.
On that summer day when I was a kid,
if I hadn't been brought to Holly-san...... If she hadn't been there to save me...
I... wouldn't be here right now...
I'll help out, of course I will...
If it's to help Holly-san...
just tell me what to do.

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[DUDUDUMMM]

Page 27:
Kira: ..............
Okay......
Dainenjiyama Aishou must have friends somewhere.
There's got to be an organization.
But they'll never show themselves, we won't be able to investigate all of his comrades.
And even tailing Aishou will be dangerous.
So prepare yourself for incredible 'danger'.
Jose: 'Aishou', huh...?
Well, only if we steal it.
Anybody would get mad if they had something stolen from them.
So all we have to do is not steal that 'fruit'. ["not steal" in italics.]
Kira: What're you talking about?
It costs 200 million for one. There's no way we could get that much to pay for it.
............

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Kira: ?
SFX: SNAP
SFX: SHAH SHAH

Page 29:
SFX: BUWAAAA
Kira: !!
SFX: POP
SFX: POP POP POP
SFX: POP

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Josefumi: This is called
"grafting".
That's what they call attaching the branches of one species of tree to the tree of a different species.
If the 'cells' of the tree adapt, ["adapt" in italics]
then that "fruit" will grow on the branch.
We can grow one.
We can steal a 'branch'.
Then we can get 'as many "fruits" as we want'.
He 'won't notice is it's a branch that gets stolen'...

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Kira: Josefumi,
your absorption ability... So you can use your 'soap bubbles' to attach things...?
'Branches', huh...?
SFX: BUGIGI GAGAGHAGA BIGIH
Guy: AGAGA GA
GAGAGAGA
SFX: GAGIGIGIGI

Page 32:
Guy: Uhihiih
Hihihihihihih
SFX: DO GYA

Page 33:
Josefumi: We just need him to not realize it's been stolen...
Insert: A difficult task... but they have to act...!!