Gintama 592

[Gintama 592 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Title: 'Gintama'
Insert: In the distance he sees...
Umi: Kou...ka?
...I see.
It looks like I messed up pretty bad.
But
now I'm finally together with you agai-

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SFX: GARA GARA
Umi: You won't
let me go, will you?
I no longer have an arm to catch you
or an arm to grab on to the other side.
If a Dad can't hit his no-good kids on the head or hug them
then what can he do?
Hey, Kouka?
Please, tell me.

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Mutsu: I thought you'd come back to us.
That's how you've always been.
But I doubt you'll come out of it alive next time.
SFX: ZAH
Mutsu: After you told me that refreshing tale of adventure
where you so casually left that place of death,

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Mutsu: I'm looking forward to what I hear next.
Is complaining like I've got heartburn okay?
Title: Lesson 592 Complaining
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Insert: The story of that father and son's quarrel...

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Abuto: What an utter nuisance those siblings are.
Going on crazy rampages on their own accord
and getting people all warn out.
It's like 'Who wants to get the shit kicked out of them next?'
I'm not as tough as you guys.
Gin: Heh, you got that.
If there were any pretty girls around for me to rest my head on, I'd leap head first.
But unfortunately,
looks like that's gonna be first.
All I see around here is the crotches of dirty bastards.
SFX: ZA
Gin: This doesn't seem like a nice dream.
SFX: ZA
Gin: It still feels plenty like I'm having a nightmare right now.
And if it is, I'm really looking forward to some good old waking up.

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Guy: Wait!!
SFX: GAH
Guy: You don't wanna be jumpin' to conclusions.
First off,
we're not picking any shitty fights against wounded prey.
SFX: ZAH
Abuto: Shoukaku of the Three Ominous Stars!!
GUy: So let's go back to what we were talking about until a minute ago.
We lost to you Samurai,
we were thrown away by our masters, and now we're in the same boat as you guys.
Abuto: Thrown away? I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure the way you guys operate is if you don't like them, you have no problem ignoring orders or laws.

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Shou: Well granted
we didn't have enough loyalty to stick with
that man that doesn't have an ounce of a pirate's dignity.
Ya think somebody that fights as tools for some ruler is what a pirate is?
A pirate's somethin' much more free.
That's what went through our minds when we saw you fighting that ruler.
That what you were doin' looked way more fun.
Pirates are naturally people that fight against the status quo.
The fights we wanted weren't there.
So on that note, let us ask you this, Seventh Division.
Is Harusame's Lightening Spear
still in one piece?

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Abuto: ..........
Well,
I'm not the one to ask.
I honestly don't know if this guy collapsed here
is still the Captain of the Seventh Division or... just a Big Brother.
But one thing I can say for sure
is this really doesn't suit him.
Whether on the battlefield or on your little sister's lap,
you shouldn't be lying down.

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Abuto: You being beaten
or defeated and laying on the ground...
Kamui: I won't...
lose anymore.

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Kamui: To anyone...
More than a son or a big brother
I've lived the longest as a pirate.

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Kamui: and I have no intention
of going back now.
I'll only move forward.
SFX: ZAZZA
SFX: ZAH
Kamui: Enough ahead
that my little sister won't be able to catch up.
High enough
that my dad won't be able to look down on me.

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Kamui: Far away enough
that I'll reach that person.
Unless I set my sights there,
I can't catch up
or return
to them, my family...

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Mutsu: I see.
So the brat did as brats do.
He ended up going back to the pirates, eh?
It looks like even after all that,
your son is still gonna try to keep fighting to become the strongest.
Umi: With the overthrown strongest looking like this?
Just what the hell is he going to fight against?
Mutsu: Maybe he saw somethin' during your fight.
Like he figured out a weakness in himself so it made greater strength visible to him.
Umi: I came here to stop that beast that was born from me.
I thought that the responsible thing for a father to do would have been to kill him if he couldn't stop him.
But
I couldn't kill him.
And I think
it was the same for him.

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Umi: No matter where we go, we're still family.
The one thing we can never resolve ourselves to do
is to sever ties as family.
No matter what happens, that thread never snaps.
And even if we get tangled in it and it's sometimes painful,
we keep trying to reel it in.
Maybe it's the desire
to be by that family's side.
The one that taught me that
is the one that's constantly strangled by us, by that thread,
yet never leaves the thread behind,
my daughter.

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Umi: What kept me tied to that girl
is quite a strange thread.
What protected her...
what protected our family
was them, the Yorozuya.
SFX: KUN KUN (SNIFF SNIFF)
Sada: ..........
Gin: Yo. You enjoy your vacation?

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Kagura: ......
Sorry.
I acted selfishly.
I... I didn't want to drag you all into this, but...
GIn: I always wondered what sort of place you were born and raised in to turn you into a the ill-mannered brat you are,
and now all my questions are answered.
What a filthy city.
But... it looks just like our city.
I got to see your hometown
and you family.
So not a bad vacation, all things considered.
So
put away that letter of resignation.
Shin: We can't just go and leave Umibouzu-san behind... right?
Still, we can't accept that letter of resignation.
Just... a request for time off is fine.

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Shin: After all, we're definitely going to go back
to your other hometown.
Kagura: ...Uh,
no, it is not that.
Could I have this time off changed to be time off with pay?
Paper: Request for paid time off
SFX: DOOON
Kagura: What are you doing with an injured person, you monsters?!!
Gin: A request for paid vacation is the same as an obituary notice for us! We heard you loud and clear!
Kagura: Because of your crap wages, my wallet is always empty on my days off! You can lend me a bit of a helping hand, can you not?!
Gin: What the hell do you spend it all on?!
Kagura: Hotel charges, purchasing beauty products, and Chinese clothes for my calligraphy! They are all necessary expenses!
Gin: What are you, a governor?!
T/N: Youchi Masuzoe was governor of Tokyo from 2014 to June 2016 when he resigned due to misuse of public funds on things including art books and beauty products.

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Kagura: And now baldy's medical bills are gonna pile up! Look at it from an outsider's point of view!
Gin: What do you mean, baldy's medical bills? Why don't you just slap some of your beloved calligraphy ink on him, governor?
Shin: Uh, we're not talking about any governors!!
We're not trying to cure his baldness we want to cure his ailments!
Gin: What about his hair roots? Just make a brush with the hair he's got left, Governor.
Shin; Enough with the governor shtick already!! I've had enough of that on the news!!
Gin: Anyhow, that Umibouzu is fine even if he loses an arm or two, right?
Just slap on some aloe and they'll grow back eventually, won't they?
Shin: They're not hair!
Gin: Well his hair, I think we need to give up on.
Shin: Why do you think his hair has bleaker prospects than his arms?!
SFX: DOOON
Umi: It's true~~
SFX: GOGO
Umi: I grew new a~~rms!
SFX: GASHAN
Mutsu: Mm. I thought these artificial arms built specifically for battle would suit you.
Umi: Could you upgrade them to have a bit more firepower? Ah, they'll take care of the bill of course.
Mutus: Pleasure to be doing business!
SFX: DOON DOON

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Gin: Screw off!! That guy's fit as a fiddle, ain't he?!
Someooone! Pay our medical biiills, please!
SFX: DOOON
Saka: Gahhahahaha! I know! We'll make you guys pay fer the ship's repairs, too!!
Someone: Now then... the business discussion is over.
So let us get this situation settled quickly as well.
Gentlemen of the Kiheitai
that were so rude they disappeared without saying goodbye.
Take: .........
I have a message from Shinsuke-dono
regarding Yoshida Shouyou, no,
regarding Utsuro.
Insert: Now it comes to light...
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 592
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