JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 56

[JoJolion 56 Translation by Kewl0210]
Cover:
[Nothing really to translate here]

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Top Orange Boxes: The newest
Volume
#
13
With great fanfare
Now on sale
Milagro Man, Part 1
Right Orange Boxes:
The dining table of the family that eats mysteries.
Author: Araki Hirohiko
TItle: # 56
Milagro Man
Part 1

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Jousuke: My name is 'Higashikata Jousuke'.
I've had no memories for a long time
but my identity
Insert: The truth that's come to light.
Jou: Is Kuujou Josefumi (19), a boy with no family or anyone looking for him...
and Kira Yoshikage (29), having undergone an equivalent exchange!
He is 'Holly's' son

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Top: ----The events 2 weeks before
[Higashikata Kaato (52) returned to he Higashikata House]
Nori: Joushuu...... So basically......
It doesn't smell like that idol,
but it's a 'fragrance' that that girl produced... Is that right?
Jou: Hm?!
Uh, yeah I guess so.
Phone: (Inc. Tax)
Jou: If you put it next to your underwear in a drawer or whatever it's supposed to give them a nice 'scent'.
It's idol merch.

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Jou: I wanna buy Nanami Rena-chan's photo, paper fan, and her wristband, too.
See, in S City...
there's a meet-and-greet, so I wanna go.
Text: (Inc. Tax)
Nori: You always want something, don't ya? ["something" in italics]
Do you ever think about what you could do for society or anything like that?
I mean, you're in your 2nd year of college, already.
How about having a part-time job working under Joubin? Though I can't say it'll be easy.
Jou: Hey, Dad,
are you gonna give me the money for it?
Or not?
Nori: ......

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Jou: She was so~~~ cu~~~te!
And her fingers wer so smooth!
That was awe~~~some! Though her fingers and cuteness still take a backseat to Yasuho-chan's.
SFX: ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
Woman: Next on line, pleeeease.
Jou: Uhhh,
Yeah, which one do I want...
Uhh...
Uhh...

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Gu: #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6, plea~~se.
And a wriststrap, and a T-shirt and a CD, and a cell phone strap and a fan.
SFX: MUH!
Jou: Hey, what're you doing?
I'm in line!
Guy: Ah...
Oh, really...?
I didn't notice.
But... I've already got my purchase ready.
You don't mind, do ya? Take your time choosing.
Woman: Next on line, plea~~~se.
Jou: ......

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Jou: Uhhh, errr,
Man, this is tough.
#1 and #4 aaaand...
..........
SFX: TURN

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SFX: ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
Jou: ............
SFX: ZAWA ZAWA
Woman: Is that all you'll be purchasing, sir?
Jou: Huh?!
What?
SFX: SUH
Jou: Aaah...
No... Never mind.
Cancel all that. I'll come back later.
Woman: Next in liiiine...
SFX: SAH

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Guy: Huh?
I was shopping here before, but...
it's gone.
I thought I forgot my wallet here before, but...
SFX: BADAMM
SFX: GACHARI
SFX: SFFT SFFT

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Card: Morioh IC Cash Card
SFX: POI
SFX: GARA GARA
Jou: Hmmm.
SFX: KON KON

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Jou: This guy might be a serious fan...
And Nanami Rena-chan's birthday is November 23rd,
so maybe it's 1-1-2-3 or something......
She's 157 centimeters tall.... Oh, but that's not enough numbers...
Or maybe he actually based it on the sounds of her name.
Nana (7)
Mi (3)
Re (0)
Na (7)
...or something.
SFX: PIH
SFX: GAAAAAAAAH

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Jou: Ahh...
Hu?
SFX: DO DO DO DO Do
Jou: Y... You're kiddin' me, right...?
No way...
It opened.
H... Hey! ......Woah...
SFX: DO DO Do

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Top Right: Number
Left: Trasaction Number
Right: Withdrawl Amount
Remaining Balance
Jou: Aw... Awww man.
I didn't do anything wrong.
It seriously just opened!
I did it...... This guy is such an idiot!
SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO PIIIIH PIIIIH PIIIH
SFX: SAAAAAH

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SFX: DAH
SFX: BAGIBAGI RIIIP
SFX: PARA BARA
Jou: There's seriously 500 grand here.
Awesome! ...But hold on, did I do something bad?
No... It's his fault for leaving his wallet at the register.
Though I guess I have a duty to give back the wallet I picked up.
And it's on him for having such a dumb way to get into his card!
It's pretty much the same as him telling me it's okay to take the money at that point!

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Guy: Quite a wise selection, sir.
I must say it absolutely suits you.
Jou: Really?
SFX: SPARKLE SPARKLE
Jou: Guhuhuhuhuhu
Guhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
SFX: SPARKLE SPARKLE
Jou: I guess I'll buy it theeeeen.
I'd decided that once I got a job, the thing I'd buy with my first bonus would be a watch,
though I haven't actually got one yet.
Is the circumference a titanium alloy?
Guy: Hah...

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Guy: My humblest apologies, sir!!
Upon further inspection of the merchandise... I've just noticed that there is a slight 'scratch' on the surface of the glass right here.
I would be glad to exchange it for you once we receive a new one.
Jou: Huh? Wait, then...
What's that mean?
GUy: It will take at most 10 days before we receive a new one in stock, so the purchase will have to take place then.
I'll refund you the mone you paid right away.
My utmost apologies for the inconvenience.
You paid 500,000 yen, so please verify that everything is in order.
SFX: SUH!
Jou: Uh,
so you're saying I can't buy the watch I want today?
Is that it?
Guy: I am very sorry.
But I cannot in good conscience sell you a scarched piece of merchandise.
Please, 10 days from now...
Hm?
SFX: PARAPARA

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Jou: Hah......
......
Guy: .......
......
Jou: Okay...........
Thanks.
Uhh,
I'll get going......

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SFX: BANN!
Jou: 1,
2,
3,
4,
500,000.
I...
I knew it...
The watch shop... gave me back 10,000 too much...

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Jou: That store employeee...!
Gave me back '510,000' yen!
I definitely gave him 500,000 but I got 510,000 back.
Is this for real?
Did I miscount it or something......?!!
Tha guy... Maybe he messed up with the cash because he's used to people always paying with credit?
GAHAHAHAHAHA
I just earned 10,000 yen!
Uuuh, first i got 10,000 yen in pocket money from Dady today... Then I found 2,240 yen in the wallet,
then I cashed out 500,000 yen. And then there's the 10,000 from the watch salesman.
That means I've got a total of 522,240 yen now!
AHAHAHAHA! Man, I'm freakin' awesome today!
But,
even though it was their screw ups, carrying around this much cash is gonna look fishy.
Maybe I'll make some sorta contribution.

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Jou: Whenever I see a "Johnny Depp 3D Pirate Movie"... I hate it when noisy people are next to me,
so I think I'll buy "9 seats" and sit by myself in the middle!!
Guy: On your way out of the movie, you can exchange your ticket stub
for a lot in our lottery!
We're doing a lottery, everyooone!
Guy: Excuse me, that Johnny Depp figure,
That's awesome... You won that?
Mind if I buy it off you?
I'll give you 2...
No, 300,000 yen for it!
Please!

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Guy: Please, dude!
Please!

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Guy: Oh dear, my apologies for the disturbance.
Once again,
we've wasted your precious time. We do not know how to apologize.
Of course, your meal is free. And if it will at all improve your experience,
it is not much,
but if you would take this as compensation, we would be most humbled.
SFX: SUH

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Jou: Something's...
werid......
Like... I just keep getting more money.
Even though I'm trying to spend it.......
NAAAAAAW, couldn' be!
GAHAHAHAAAAAH! I'm just a guy that's got 'luck with money' is all!
Excuuuse me!
This bread's sooo tasty!
Could I have some more?

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SFX: GOSOH PORO PORO
SFX: SUUUU HAAA
SFX: SUUUU
SFX: POIH

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SFX: POYON KON KORO
Jou: AAAAAH, dammiiiit!
SFX: KORO KORO KORO
SFX: GOSOH
SFX: SUUUU HAAA SUUUU
SFX: POIH
SFX: POYON
SFX: SUPOH
Jou: OOooooH! Ooookaaaaay!
Could you and you come here?
You, you're no good. Go away. Okay, bye!

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Jou: C'mon! Sit riiiight here!
Haul out the golden champaaaaage!!
SFX: PON PONN
Jou: Wanna know my philospohy.....?
Hey, you listenin'?
Are ya?
It'd never to put money asiiiide!
GAHAHAHAHAHA
Bring out more golden champagne, it's time for me to sing!

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Sign: No admittance
Guys: Sir......
Jou: 540,000...
Guy: Where did you get this money, sir?

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Paper: Receipt
Details Units Amount
Gold Dust Champagne 10
Service
Mineral Water
Peanuts 300
Subtotal
Consumption Tax
540,0000
Jou: 'Golden Champagne'...
That was champagne with gold dust in i~~~~t?
I mi~~~ght've seen some gold dust in those bubbles.
'10' bottles!
But... I matched this amount, right?
Ain't that 540,000 I gave you enough?
Guy: That's not that I'm talking about.
This isn't a ripoff joint...
This is serious.

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Guy: 'Where did you get this money from?'
....That's the only question I'm asking.
Jou: .............
Jou: 'Where?' Why I gotta answer that?
Cash is cash......
How much am I short by? Just tell me.
If that's the problem I'll just go home and get more.
Guy: Do you think I'm just gonna take this much 'cash' from you like it's no problem?
You piece 's shit,
I've known about the 'Milagro Man' for a long time.

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Jou: What?
?
?
Mila........ What'd you say?
Guy: What I wanna know...
is did you mean the 'Milagro Man'... or not?
Did you get this money through him?
Jou: Mi-
"Mila...gro
......Man"?
Dude, I dunno what the hell you're talkin' abot.
Wo are you, anyhow?
Guy: I'm the shop owner.
I may look like an idiot to you,

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Guy: but I'm giving this 540,000 back!
You must really think I'm stupid!
SFX: ZUBOAH
Guy: And I'm adding some interest to that!
SFX: ZUBOAH
Jou: ?
?
Jou: Hey! What is this?!
If I didn't pay you enough money just say that! I've got money for goofing off, I'll pay!
Guy: This guy's trying to pull more shit!
Go bring in the black bag!

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Guy: I'll make sure you're the only one that ends up seein' hell.
Stick this guy in the elevator.
Let's give him a good shaking so he never comes to this shop again!
Jou: ?
?
SFX: GOGOGO GOGOGO

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Jou: Hold 'im down!!
SFX: GASHIIIH

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Guy: Ah!!
My "hand"!!
SFX: DO DO DO Do

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SFX: DOSHII

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SFX: GAAAAH
Gu: Aah?! M... My...
W...
Wait...

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Guys: UOOAAAAAAAH
UA
UAAAH
SFX: DRG DRG DRG DRG DRG DRGG
Jou: Th... These guys...
This shop...
!?

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Jou: I don't have a clue what's going on with them..........
SFX: KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN
SFX: BAH
Jou: HAAH HAAH HAAH HAAH HAAH

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Jou: That shop...
...They just gave me back the money. They didn't take any of it...
?
And in all that confusion they said they stuck in some interest, right?
Wh-What?! I've got over 540,000 yen here!
H...
How much is this?
Y... Yeah, I've seriously got more!
Huh?
I thought it was heavy. They stuck a 'bag' inside my backback.
I guess I carried it off with me without realizing.

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SFX: ZIZII
ZII
SFX: DOBA BAH

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SFX: TURN
SFX: SAH!
Jou: Uh......
SFX: GABAH
SFX: PARA PARA

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Jou: Uuu~~~~!
?
What... is this?
What.. is going on?
Th... Those guys stuck this in my bag on purpose?
Wh... Why would they give their own customer money?
Wh... What is this money? ...Is... Is this shit hot?
No... It's not just the money in this bag that's been weird today... 'Something' is going on.
Something really odd is going on today.
......But what is it? What'd I do today? I ate some popcorn and watched a Johnny Depp movie.

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Just now... That cabaret club owner......
said something to me.
Guy: "Do you think I'm just gonna take this much 'cash' from you like it's no problem?"
"Where did you get this money, sir?"
"You piece 's shit, I've known about the 'Milagro Man' for a long time..."
"I'll make sure you're the only one that ends up seein' hell."
"Did you get this money through him?"

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Jou: What the hell is a 'Milagro Man'?
Get it 'through' him...? Is that somebody's name?
Maybe that was just some crazy BS from that owner guy.
SFX: GO GO GO GO
SFX: GULP! GO GO GO GO

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Jou: A... Anyhow... I've definitly gotten rich today...
Th... There's more than 50 stacks. That's awesome! There's 50 million in this bag!
I shouldn't have to bring money like this to the police or anyhting, right?!
SFX: GO GO GO HAAH HAAHSFX: GADAN
SFX: PUSHUH
Jou: Stuff like that is just because a bunch of shitty guys are riding on a streak of good luck.
They're around the same age as me. It should be fine for me to be like that... I'm lucky... ["lucky" in italics]
This money shouldn't bother anybody. Guhuhuhu.

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SFX: CHARI CHARI CHARIIIIN
Insert: The more he uses, the more he gets...
Bottom: To Be Continued
in Milagro Man Part 2