Gintama 607

[Gintama 607 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: Enemy ship, destroyed!!
Title: 'Gintama'
SFX: DOGAAN
SFX: DODOON
Yama: Nothing gets by you, Boss.
We haven't changed at all.
And that goes for our spirit and will to protect Edo.

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Yama: We came back here like we left,
as just the Shinsengumi.
Gin: Dude, you look like a totally different person!!
Insert: The usual.
Title: Lesson 607 The T in T-Shirt is the T in Tamashii (Soul)
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Shin: Yamazaki-sannnn!! What in the world happened?!!
Why are you the only one that looks like they cam back from the Vietnam war?!!
Yama: Huh? Am I that different?
Shin: Different? It's like night and day...!!
Guys: Nice one, Yamazaki-san!!
SFX: WAAA
Guys: You took out that enemy that was giving the Vice Chief and Captain Okita trouble in one shot.
The Liberation Army's got no chance with you here!!

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Gin: Hey, uh, I think power-wise you have changed a little!!
Guys: ..........
Gin: Old Jimmy's turned into the cornerstone of the unit!!
SFX: ZAKYAAAH
Gin: What's going on here?! None of these guys really grew at all,
Narr: Quit censor mosaics
Quit smoking
Quit quitting teasing Hijikata
Quit being Yamazaki
Gin: so why the hell did this guy grow above and beyond all expectations?!
Yama: I don't understand it too well myself.
I guess what I'd say happened is... I released myself.
Ever since then, I'd been painfully aware of my own powerlessness and was fixated about how to get stronger.
I tried to learn from the Chief and put on fetters for special training.
But I was so powerless
that I couldn't take the fetters' weight.
I couldn't keep up the special training long at all...
And at some point, I realized
T/N: The turtle shell used in special training is a Dragon Ball reference.
Yama: that even though I wasn't carrying any weights, my body felt heavy.
Like maybe I was already wearing fetters.

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Yama: So then I threw off those fetters with all my might,
SFX: DOSHAA
Yama: and ended up like this.
Shin: What fetters?! That's your whole self!!
What's going on heeere?!! A Yamazaki coming out of Zakiyama's ass...? Er, rather Zakiyama coming out of Yamazaki's ass?
What the hell are you?! And what is he?!!
Yama: He's like the heavy t-shirts Goku takes off.
It looks like ever since I was born, I was wearing the heavy t-shirt called Yamazaki Sagaru.
Shin: Uh, that sounds like a really mean way to say it, Jimmy!
Yama: By throwing that away, I finally released myself.
My body feels so light, it feels like everything up till now wasn't real... Sometimes I feel too light and almost float into the sky.
Shin: Uh, I think that's probably your crappy soul that you threw away!!
Kon: That's really something, Yamazaki.
Your exactly right. The motive to train carrying fetters is what sheds your heaviest fetter, yourself.
In other words, an 'innocent state of mind' where you even throw yourself away.
I never expected you to reach that level, too.
Yama: Chief? You mean, you too?

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Kon: Hey, hey. Not over there.
Your chief is over here.
Guys: Forget innocent state of mind, there's not a trace of the old Chief leeeft!!
Why did he suddenly become a gorilla when he took off his t-shirt?!
Kon: It seems I was born a gorilla t-shirt-wearing gorilla. Now I've finally been released from my gorilla.
Shin: You haven't been released! You're even more pure-gorilla now!!
Guys: New enemies, eh?!!
SFX: DOON
Kon: Let's go, Yamazaki!! Let's show them the power of us that've shed our t-shirts!!
Yama: Yes, sir!!
Shin: Hey, hey, hey hey, your t-shirts are getting tanglllled!!
SFX: DOKAAA ZUGAGA
Shin: Their t-shirts are caught!!
SFX: GASS
Shin: His t-shirt is crying!!
SFX: MISHI MISHI

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Shin: HEEEEYYYY! Let's call time out here!!
If you're gonna take them off, then actually take them all the way off!! Your t-shrits are gonna tear!!
Yama: Get us untangled! The enemy's getting closer!!
SFX: MISHI MISHI MISHI
Oki: Like this?
Shin: No, not like thaaaaat!!
SFX: ZUBAAA
Hiji: Like this, right?
Shin: Uh, you guys aren't trying to untangle them at all, are yoooou?!
SFX: DOSU
Shin: Are you guys mad?! You are, aren't you?!
Heeeey! The gorilla and Rambo just collapsed!!
SFX: DODOSA
Shin: I knew they shouldn't have thrown those t-shirts away.
Hurry and change your t-shiiiirts!!
SFX: DOKAAN
Shin: The gorilla t-shirt was blown away by the explosioooon!!
Catch iiiiit!! If that's lost, then the gorilla is gonna rise up to heaven!!

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Guy: Relax. He's got an Ahodas t-shirt on in place of the gorilla now.
Let's goooo! The match isn't over yet!
T/N: Aho = moron. A pun on Adidas.
Guys: Shoot towards tomorrow!
Uh, the Ahodas has taken over his bodyyy!!
SFX: DAH
Guys: Why are their personalities controlled by t-shirts?! What the hell sorta setup is this?!
Uh, well I guess it's better than before. Forward!! Go for the goaaal!!
What did you guys even come back for?! You're just a total burden on the taxpayers!!
Hiji: Sheddeeeep! We haven't even gotten any salary in while!!
We're trying to save the world for free here! Cut us a break!
Gin: With the state you guys are in, Edo's as good as gone!!
Oki: Hey now, Hijikata-san, you're just grumpy. Here, have one of these.
Hiji: Ah, sorry.
Shin: Uh, wait, weren't you trying to quit smokiiing?!!
SFX: SHUBO
Kagu: With the world ending, do not try to be the only one living a long life, dammit!!
Oki: Yeah. If the world's gonna end anyhow, then we might as well start with Hijikata-san's lungs.
Shin: Why am I the only one being responsible for his lungs?!
Heeeey!! Yamazaki-san is dying one step ahead of you!

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Guys: If you guys hadn't left Edo unprotected then this wouldn't've happened in the first-
You're the ones that've been neglecting Edo! It's your fault the world's ending!
Gin: Screw off! It's half you guys' fault! The other half is your lungs' fault!
Hiji: So you're just saying it's all my fault?!
Guys: Hey, what're you smiling about?!
Do you understand the situation we're in right now?!
Yes, Vice Chief!!
Situation assessment complete!
SFX: DOAA
Guys: There is
nothing to report regarding Edo.
SFX: GOOAA
Guys: The Terminal is broken
and there's destruction all over,
but this city
is completely unscathed.

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Guys: Our beloved Edo
is still here.

Page 10:
Somebody: Former-Bakufu Army?
Did they just stroll back in so they could go down with the rest of the country?!
Then let's grant them their wish!
All ships, prepare to fire!
No matter what sort of intercepting weapons they have, they have no chance of taking us all down!
SFX: GOUN GOUN

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Guy: FIRRRRRRRE!!

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SFX: DO DOOO
SFX: GOOAAA
Guys: WH...
What is this?!!
The muzzles of our cannons...!! The moment they fired-
SFX: GO GO GO GO
Guys: !!
What's this black mist...?!

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Matsudaira: Fire mist.
It reacts to high temperatures and explodes.
It's a smokescreen that seals off firearms.
Someone: I see.
So this country doesn't only belong to the samurai?
It's your country, too, is it?
Sa: I finished leading the people to safety before the explosion.
The city is empty.
Preparations are complete,

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Sa: Boss.
Hattori: I see.
Then we can go hog wild.
The code of us shinobi is to live in the shadows.
But now that the light of our lord has gone out, there's no longer any need for that.
Go wield your most honed techniques in the light of the sun.
Etch the existence of shinobi in this country into their memories.

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Hattori: Not in the shadows,
but in the sun we light up ourselves,
go live
and die.
Sa: So that
is your answer?
Ha: .........'
There's no answer here.
But if I'm trying to protect the princess as a friend of Shigeshige,
and in the same way, the princess is going to fight as his little sister,
then I can't stop her.
So...

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Hattori: I've got no choice but to protect everything.
Both Shigeshige's little sister,
and this country.
The thoughts of my fallen comrades
and the thoughts of my comrades that are still living,
are
the light that illuminate me now.

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Hattori: Oniwabanshuu,
move out.
Insert: Betting their pride----!!
Title: Gintama
...Lesson 607
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