Gintama 609

[Gintama 609 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Someone: Reporting to the Liberation Army 2nd Camp.
Title: Lesson 609
Old Men Etch Things They Can't Forget Into Their Wrinkles
Guy: 'Takemikazuchi' has opened a flight path.
Insert: The approaching giant weapon...!!
Guy: We will cleared away the 'black mist'
and then destroy all of Edo from the skies.
With the land units as reinforcements,
they will restrain the Bakufu Army
and halt any damage towards the Takemikazuchi.

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Narr: As for the command of the mercenary units,
we will trust you to act on your own judgement.
Move as you with as a commando unit.
Please show us the power of the Three Great Mercenary Tribes.
You have one goal.
End
the earthlings.

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Gengai: If you feel like it, we can just go all-out against them, Ginnoji.
This planet's ours.
So that means this fight
belongs to each of us
that lives here, too.
How about we show you
the hidden strength of the earth?

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Gin: Gramps.
Kin: So I guess that means we're up first.
Ah well.
If silver's that much of a mess,
SFX: GASHIN GASHIN GASHIN
Kin: then gold will have to take the stage.
SFX: GASHIN
Kin: From wiping your ass to saving your world,
no job is too tough for Yorozuya Kin-chan.

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Kagu: !!
Shin: Kin-sannn!!
Gin: You...
Kin: How goes it, imperfect protagonist?
What a sad story. The man that I was modeled after is running around in circles unable to save just a single world.
..........
I'll take charge of half the world.
Even somebody as imperfect as you can manage the other half, right?
Tama: You still have not grown at all, have you?
Whether we machines are gold or silver, we are still but lone screws.
But if you gather many screws together,
they can make the great machine that is the world move.
Gen: Startin' now, Kabuki-chou here is gonna be the cornerstone in protectin' mankind.
As for the rest...
Otose: Right.
Sai: Count on us.

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Saigou: We'll fight our fight,
and you machines fight your fight with all ya got.
gin: Gramps!! Tama!!
What the hell are you planning?!
GRAMPS!!
Kid: What's gonna happen if you make a homicidal machine like that?
Dad,
You said that machines are supposed to help people, didn't you?
I...
liked watching your back when you were covered in oil and enjoying yourself tinkering with machines.
To me, you always looked like
a little kid having the time of his life playing in the mud.

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Narr: And so you, my son,
went to fight in the war in my place
and left the senile old man behind.
A lot's happened since then.
I've met a lot of people
and thought about quite a lot.
Why did I survive the war?
Why do I make machines?
The answer is
Sign: Machine Hall

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SFX: GAFAAA
Gengai: You and
the guys you came across taught me
SFX: GOOAAAA
Gengai: That my machines...
SFX: ZUOOO

Page 9:
Gengai: were for now.
We all for this very moment.
Guys: WHa?
WHAAAAAT?!!
What is that gigantic gun...?!
Gen: It's no gun.
This ain't a tool for killin' people.

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Gen: It's a machine to serve
and save people.
This is my answer.
The Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Gengai Cannooooon!!
Shin: So it's just one huge dirty jooooke?!!
SFX: ZUOOO
Guys: A big p*nis
just sprung out of the groooound!!
Guys: Madness!!
They had such a weapon that they've been hiding all this time?!
En: No.
That's...
Guys: To all ships, blow away the black mist immediately and destroy that enormous cannon!!
Land units, halt your current mission and prioritize destroying the giant cannon!!

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Gen: It's too late.
SFX: GOOOAA DOGAA
Gen: After all, this thing here
is something I've worked on ever since that war back then when we lost ta you Amanto.
I've been down underground with the machines
workin' patiently ta get this thing built.
The goal 'a this thing had a major change
from something used for war
to something ta stop war.
Tama, Kinnoji,
would ya do it for me?
The only way ta start that thing is ta use the high-end systems you've got stacked inside ya.
Kinnoji and Tama, if ya both connect to the two control balls, you'll become 'Kin-Tama', allowing you ta fire somethin' outta this cannon. [quote white]
Shin: This really was just a dirty joke, wasn't iiiiit?!!
Circles: Kin [Left side]
Tama [Right Side]
Tama: I have made up my mind already, Gengai-sama.
Please use me as a screw.
SFX: UIIIIn
Kin: Make sure you don't
waste this golden screw, Gramps.
SFX: UIIIIN
Gen: ......
Sorry.

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Gen: Back in the Joui War days, I didn't lose to you Amanto.
SFX: GASHIN ZURURU
Gen: I lost to your science, your technology,
and your machines.
SFX: GASHIN
Gen: But we adopted your technology and improved on it.
In order not ta lose ta you again...
In order not ta lose what was dear to us again...
we kept on
turning our screws.
Barbarians,
I'm gonna have you pay us back
for what happened back then.

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Gen: Along with my
beloved pieces 'a junk.
SFX: KAH
Both: OOOOOOO
SFX: KAH GA KAA

Page 14:
SFX: BACHI BACHI
SFX: DOOF GASHAAN BARIN
People: !!
Gen: Machines all across Edo,
I'm borrowing a screeeeeeew!!

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Gen: Show 'em
your poweeeeeeeer!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
SFX: GA KAH

Page 16:
SFX: FUH
Guys: .........
Wh...
What... Nothing happened...
A misfire...?
Saka: No.
That ain't it.
It's already fired.
That thing's
not a machine for defeating your enemies
or a machine for protectin' yerselves.

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Guys: !!
SFX: VIIIIII VIIII VIIIIII VIIIII
Guys: Wh-
What the hell is this?!
SFX: VIIIIII
Guys: Captaaain!!
The ship's controls...!!
Th... This is madness!
Is... Is this...?!
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Gen: ...Yep.
This is a machine for stoppin' war.
A machine through which enemies,
allies,
and all machines are destroyed.
Insert: Gengai's ultimate decision...!! Next issue, a center color page!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 609
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