Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi! 3

[Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi!! 3 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Title: Leader 3 His Name is Gonzou
Book: Leader Album
Take: Heeeeh.
So Dad used to slick back his hair when he was young, eh?
Sure looks leadery~~~
All riiight!
Perfect!!

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Title: Leader 3
His Name is Gonzou

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Kids: Morniiiing!
Morniiiin!
Gon: Yo, Eiji!
It's been a while!
Eiji: Ah,
Gon-chan!
Box: Year 1 Class 2
(Being of Bossiness)
Gonzou
Eiji: HUUUUUH?! Weren't you traveling around Japan by tricycle? ["HUUUH" big]
Gon: Welll, the media and everybody were ignoring it so I quit.
Ei: You qui~~~t?!
Gon: Anyhow, seeing as I haven't been at school for two wee~~~~ks, I'll bet everybody's felt lonely, eh?
Eij: Uhhh, nope.
This leader named Takeshi transferred in!
I guess that made everybody forget you were gone.
Gon: WHAAT?!
Leader, E~~~~~H?
Well I'm the boss, ya basta~~~~rd...
Eiji: Takeshi's a funny guy!
Gon: Hmph! I'll beat his brains out.
But before that I need to take my morning poop.
Sign: Don't waste water

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Gon: Hmph...... I even put on this 'fake mustache' to give myself a boss-ish dignity..
Darn leade~~~~r...
Hm?
AH!
SFX: BURIRIRI BUUUU BUGOOOO BUUUUU BUPIIII BURIRIRI BURUPIIII
Sign: For Gonzou's Use Only
Gon: Who the hell's in there?!
Who's poopin' in my private staaall?!!!
Come out out, ya bastaaard!!!!
Darn, I didn't think there was anybody this dumb still around...
Guess I'll have to teach him starting from square 1.
SFX: CRICK CRACK
Gon: Yer still goiiiiiiing?!
Handwritten: Get the hell out, dammit!!
SFX: DOKA
SFX: GACHA
Take: Whe~~~~~~w! That was a niiiice poop.
I am totally refreshed.
Handwritten: HUUUUU

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Gon: WHa...?
Take: Wh......
Who's this guy...?
Handwritten: Hm?
Gon: Look at this guy's ugly mug!
DAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Take: Why're you laughing?
Handwritten: What even is that?!
Gon: Hm...? Oh, right! This ain't no laughin' matter!
Hey, you!!
Handwritten: Hold on, dammit!
Gon: THis is my sta...... GUHA.... STI~~~~NKY~~~ ["GUHAH" big/scary font]
Take: Stinks, don't it?
If people smell it it might be enough to cause a panic.
SFX: PUUUUN
Gon: Bastaaaaaaard!!!
How 'bout one 'a theeeeeeeeese?!!!
BOSS PUNCH

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SFX: BOH
Gon: Y... Ya friggin'... Grrrr~~
Yer really lookin' down on me now, ain't 'cha...
That guy's dead! Dead and buried!!
But pooping always comes first.
Oh yeah, he's dead.
SFX: WAAA AAA
Sign: Satou Kaori
Kids: UWAAAa! Takeshi, what'd ya do to your head?!
Take: This is that hair style of leadership you might've heard from rumors.
Eiji: Man, that's actually so cooool!
Take: Ain't iiiiiit?! Don't you all go copying me nooooow!
Boss: 'Course we won't, moron.
Kids: !
Ah!

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Gon: Bang up job ya did back there.
Soooo, this exchange student everybody's talkin' about is you, huh...?
Kids: Gonzou!
It's Gonzou!
Eiji: Takeshiiii! This is my friend from since I was little, Gon-chan!
Take: Hm?
Gon: Hmph! Sheddep, Eiji!
Hey, shit leader! Do you seriously think that hair looks cool?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Take: !
Wha~~~~~~~t?
Are you making fun of my dad's hair cu~~~t?
Pretty cheeky comin' from a guy with a bird's nest for a head!
Gon: You wanna go?! I got no problem with that!
Eiji: Hey, you two, c'mon!
Gon: Have a taste 'a my Boss Punch!
Take: Here's my Punch of Leadership!
SFX: BUAO
Eiji: STOP IIIIIT!
SFX: BAH

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SFX: DOGA
Both: AH
Aaah! Eijiiiii!!
You okay, Eijiiii?!!
Oh man! He's in "twich-twitch" status!
SFX: TWITCH TWITCH AAAAA
Gon: This is all your fault, dammiiiit!
Take: Miiiiiine?!
I... I'm so sorry, Eiji~~~~
Gon: He's just accepting that?
Hmph.
Wuss.

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Box: Recess---
Gon: Geez.
Don't just run between us like that, you idiot.
Ei: Yeah, I'm sorry...
But you're wrong about Takeshi, Gon-chan.
He's seriously a good guy...
GOn: Sheddep! What the hell's so great about that guy?!
Ei: When I look at Takeshi, I kinda...
feel that incredible appeal like I felt from you back when we were little kids, Gon-chan.
Gon: Wh-Wha~~~~?
Me when we were kids?
Ei: Yeah.
Gon: Was I seriously that ugly?!
Ei: I'm not talking about his face.
...But you're different now, Gon-chan... You're kinda like... always about fighting.
You've changed, Gon-chan.
Gon: Yeah, I got taller.

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Eiji: The Gon-chan I first met at least,
was super-cool.
Gon: ..........
Hmph! You're on Takeshi's side after all, huh?
Ei: Whaaat?!
I'm not saying that, c'mooon!!
All I'm saying is I'd really like you and Takeshi to get along!
Gon: I don't wanna, stupid!!
Geez, get away from me already. You're pissin' me off!!
Eiji: Fine, I'll go. I don't even like you anymore, Gonzou!
You moron!
Gon: Sheddep, pissing baby statue!
Hmph.
Who's he think he...
What's he on about, the old me...? Shut the hell up...
Comparin' me to a monkey like that...

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Gon: How'd I used to be...
when we were little...?
SFX: PUN PUN
Eiji: What the hell?!
Gon-chan, you idiot! You moron! You and your stupid unibrow!!
OW
SFX: DOH
Ei: Hey, that hurt!
Kids: Ah?
Hey, you bumped inta us!
Ei: Geh! 6th years!
Guy: You little runt!
Ei: IH!
SFX: GAH

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SFX: KIIIN KOOOOHN KAAAN KOOOHN KIIIIN
Gon: !
Ah... Recess's over already...?
Eiji: The Gon-chan I first met at least,
was super-cool.
Gon: ................
Handwritten: UWAAAA
I"M SORRY
Gon: Hm?
!!
E......
Eiji...

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Eiji: S... Stop it.
Please!
Cut it out!
Gon: Eiji...
Eiji: Sto-
Stop it!
Ohhh, cut it out!
Take that, crybaby Eiji!
Gon: The hell's goin' on?!
Kids: !
Gon: What're you bastards doin'?!!
Pickin' on somebody weaker than you?!
Kids: What's with you?
Who are you?
Ei: !
Kids: Don't tell us you're some sorta ally of justice or somethin'!
Haha! Geez, what a moron!
Gon: Hmph.
Boss Punch!
Kid: AGUH
SFX: BAKI

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Kid: Ow~~~~~
Gon: I ain't no ally of justice!
I'm
the ally of the weak!
Ei: ..........
Kids: We won't forget this, moron!
Ya moroooon!
GOn: Hmph.
You okay?
Ei: Th-Thanks.
U-Um...
Gon: The name's Gonzou!
How's it goin'?!
Ei: Yeah, it's goin' good!
Handwritten: I'm Eiji.
Gon: Back then, when I didn't have too many friends...
I thought this---
Huh......
Makin' friends is easy.
"I just need to be strong."
If I beat up bullies...
I'll get more friends...

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Gon: Yeah, that's right...
I'm not an ally of the weak.
The weak are the allies... of me...
At first, all I wanted to do was help the weak, but...
At some point I got drunk off it, I guess... Like, to the point where my goal itself changed...
Ei: When I look at Takeshi, I kinda...
feel that incredible appeal like I felt from you back when we were little kids.
Gon: Y...
You stupid idiot...
You're too weak.
Don't you remember that, moron?!
HEEEY, you over there!!
Cut that out, you bastards!!
Guys: Hm?
Take: AAAh, heeey!!
What the hell're you guys doin'?!!
Quit iiiit!!

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Gon: Ah!
Takeshi, you bastaaard!!
I'm helpin' him, dammit!
Take: Are you okay, Eijiiiiiii?!! AAAAAAAAAAH, your face is really swelling! Especially your right cheek!!
Gon: That's where you hit him, moron!!
Handwritten: HAAAA
How did this happeeeen!
Gon: Eiji! I'll help you out, so just relax!
And weird-hair, you just go over there!!
Take: Whuha~~~~H?! You just made fun of my dad's hair again, dammit!
Those off hand comments really hurt ya knoooow!
You're gonna make me cryyy!
Gon: Go ahead and cry, moron! Monkey! Go die!!
Guys: A...
Are these guys... making fun of us...?
Handwritten: Stupiiid!
Moron!
Total idiot!
Frothing moron!
Guys: Hey, losers!
Ya want us ta kill all three 'a you?!
SFX: TWITCH

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Guys: AH?
Stay outta this!!
Kill Move - One Two Boss!!
SFX: DO DOH BISHIH
Gon: HMph.
Take: Eiji, are you okay?
Ei: Th... Thank you...
Takeshi, Gon-chan... you're both super-cool...

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Take: Nnaa~~~~w
Gon: Well, I guess...
SFX: POH
SFX: STARE
Guys: I saved 'im!
I saved 'im too!
You only beat one of 'em!
Yeah but he was the strongest! Probably!
You moroooon! That guy was the lowest underling!
But I didn't use a special move!
Narr: The Being of Leadership, Takeshi... And the Being of Bossiness, Gonzou... Two people who would later be called 'lifelong rivals'.
Handwritten: I was just "Stay outta this"!
Sounds like the name of a special move ta me!
Narr: by absolutely no one, first met here...
Sign: Poppo

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Gon: UOOOOO
Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Pooooop!
Handwritten: I'm gonna leaaaak!
Eiji: Ah, good mornin', Gon-chan!
Gon: 'Sup!
Oookay, made it at the very last second!
Huh? VWUAAAAAAAAH!
Again, Takeshiiiii?!!
Handwritten: HAUAA
SFX: BURII BUFOOO BUUU
Gon: C'mon! TakeshiiI! Get out, idiot!! ["C'mon" big]
Take: Aaah, Gonzou? That you Hold on, just another 10 minutes.
Gon: 10 minutes?!!
SFX: GAGAN
Gon: I told you this is my friggin' private stall!!
Take: My name's on it, too!
Wait, wha...?
Sign: For Gonzou's
+ Takeshi's
Use Only
Gon: Ah... He's right...
Wait, who the hell wrote thiiiiis?!!
AaaaaaH! I'm leakiiiiing! ["Aaah" big/weird font]
SFX: BURIH NIKOH (GRIN)

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Top: Personal History
Top Boxes: Name
Mitsuru
Middle Boxes:
Birthday
June 23rd
Star Sign
Cancer
Blood Type
Type-A
Height
115cm
Weight
18kg
Big MIddle BOx:
A member of Poppo Elementary Year 1 Class 2. A steadfast regular from chapter 1!! He actually appeared since 'Takeshi' was in one-shot form. He's a real granny's boy and extremely kind.
Left Diagram: Sports
Humor
Popularity煙
Screen Time
Studying Ability
Middle Right Box: (Hobbies) Raising animals and bugs. (Special Abilities) Grandma's shoulder massage. Finding dropped contact lenses. (Likes) Cooking. (Dislikes) Math. (Scared Of) Bullies.
Bottom Left Box: (Comment from MItusru Himself): 'When I play with Takeshi-kun and the others, we run into lots of dangerous things, but it's always lots of fun. I hope we end up in the same class even in 2nd and 3rd year.'
Bottom Right Box: (Freind's Comment): Takeshi 'In the class collection box for sending money to kids we're worried about all over the world, 'ol Michuru gave more than anybody in the class. He's really the nicest guy around.' Norio 'Sorry for bullying you, Mitsuru...'