Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi! 7

[Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi! 7 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Title: Leader 7 The Leader Dojo of Admiration?!
Take: Whuwahueawha?!! "Pseudo-leaderrr"?!!!
WH~~~~~~WHAWHAAT?!
Paper Top: Pseudo-Leader?!
Paper RIght: Leader Newspaper
September 1st (Mon.)
Paper Starburst: The false-leaders in today's elementary schools keep cropping up!!
Paper Box: Are there even any real ones out there?
SFX: DON
Take:
Middle Text: As of recent, there's been a colossal influx of pupils donning a fa艨de of being leaders and asserting they are their "group's chieftains".
Take: As of... there's been a... of... a... of being leaders and... they are their group's... HUH?! [Put a dotted-circle around all the words Takeshi says here. In Japanese he can't read the kanji, so I just stuck in a sorta difficult English word instead.]
What the hell do these letters mean?! I don't get it!!
Hm~~~~ But I still get a bad feeling about thi~~~~s...
I'll try calling the newspaper company and askin' 'em!
Phone: Yes, this is the Leader Newspaper.
SFX: TOORURURU TOORURURU GACHA
Take: Aaah, hello, it's me!
Handwritten: How're ya doing, huh?
Take: Ummmm. So that thing. Is it bad? Huh, is it?
Phone: ..........Huh?
GACHA
Hadnwritten: ZUUUU ZUUUU ZUUUU
Take: Hm.
Wait a minute...
Does that mean it's so bad.....
that they can't even talk to anybody about it.....?
SFX: DOOOOOON

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Title: Leader 7 ~'Proof of a Leader' Arc Part (1)~
The Leader Dojo of Admiration?!

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Stick: 1 year's worth of Pocky
SFX: DOOON
Kids: WOAAAAH! That's ama~~~zing, Takeshi-kun! You won agaaaain!
Handwritten: That's the 5th time in a row! That's crazyyyy!
KIds: He got a whole year's worth of Pocky this time!
Take: All riiiiight!
Granny, I won again! One year's worth of Pocky.
Woman: Wh... Why's Pocky the prize from a popsicle?!
Handwritten: And why a whole year's worth?!
Stand: Popsicles
Kids: Takeshi-kun sure is something, huh?
That's what's so leader-y about him.
Yeah.
Didja see that thing he did in gym class today? Wasn't that awesome?
Handwritten: HAIYAAA [Top]
5 million points [Far left]
Kids: That was a "somersault of leadership", right?
That was a somersault?
SFX: SUTAH
Mitsuru: ..........
Ah... I... just remembered somethin' I gotta do...
Kids: Huh? Really?
Okay, well see ya tomorrow, Genki!
See ya!
Handwritten: Sorry...
Haha...
Kids: Ah...... Oh yeah. Genki was the only one that couldn't do a somersault today... Even all the girls did one...
Genki might be fixated on it......
Gee, ya think I upset him by saying that?

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Gengki: AaaaaAAAh... Takeshi-kun sure is a good guy... Always so bright and cheery... He can do anything...
He's totally different form me... I'm jealous...
I wish I could be
a leader like him...
Handwritten: Uh?
SFX: SPARKLE SPARKLE
Guy: Hey, you!
Wanna be one?
A leader?
Narr: From that day forward
Genki changed----

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Narr: ----Er, well...
Guys: WUAAAAH! Genkiii!!
Sign: Satou Kaori
Kids: What's with that getuuuup!!
Narr: he really did sorta become a different person.
SFX: DOOON
Gon: NAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Handwritten: It's Chou-san! It's freakin' Chou-san!
Man, that's the beeest!
T/N: Chou-san is a nickname for Ikariya Chousuke, a Japanese comedian and film actor. He was in a comedy group and rock band called "The Drifters". His catchphrase was 'That ain't good!'
Mitsuru: I think you're goin' a little overboard on the laughing, Gon-chan.
Genki: ...........
Handwritten: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Take: What's goin' on, Genki?
Gen: Ah, Takehsi-kun.
Handwritten: UHYAAAH
'Ey, 'ow's it goin'. Oh!
Gen: I went to a 'Leader Dojo' yesterday... And they said if I wanna be a leader, first I gotta be a Drifter...
Take: WHUuoAAAHT?!! "Leader Dojo"?!!!
Wait, what's that?!
Handwritten: HEAH?
Kids: Uh... I dunno...
Tendou: It's a place that's getting pretty popular lately. They say you can become a "leader" there.
Take: Ooh, Tendon!! Ya think ya know what it is?!!
Handwritten: Tell me!

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Ten: Yeah, I read it in a newspaper.
It said some stuff like if you train at that dojo, whatever it is, you'll become a student council president level of a leader.
GOn: Haha~~~~~hn. Tendou, might you be going there, too...?
Handwritten: You're the class president right now, after all..
Are yaaa?
Hm? Ya little...
Ten: But there are also rumors that that dojo is doing malicious business practices.
Take: Malicious business practiceeees?!
Handwritten: Whassat?
Ten: Well... Basically it's a scam...
Genki, what sort of training are you doing there?
Handwritten: Hey, is he ignoring me?
Yyyyep.
Genki: Ummmm.... They told me to punch a wall and say 'That ain't good!'... for a long time...
Handwritten: That ain't good! That ain't good!
Gon: Yeah dude, you got taken for a ride.
Handwritten: Like, seriously.
Gen: Th-That's not true!! The Assistant Instructor Ibaraki-sensei is a really good person!! [First sentence is big]
Handwritten: Huhuhu... A reject.
Gen: Yesterday when we were on our way to the dojo...
Handwritten: MYAAA MYAAA
Gen: We ran into this striped tortoise-shell cat that'd been abandoned...
Ah,
an abandoned cat...
Handwritten: MYAAA MYAAA MYAAA

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Iba: How awful... Just throwing away a living creature...
Genki-kun... Remember this well.
Gen: Huh?
Iba: People that do things like this...
are rejects. ["rejects" in italics]
Genki: 'People that do things like this are rejects...' I don't think I totally understood what that meant... but after he said that, Sensei walked off... carrying the cat...
Looking as his back, I thought...
If I stick with this person, I'll definitely become a Leader...
Gon: Yeah, dude, you got scammed.
Hook like and sinker.
Hadnwritten: Do you still not get it?
Gen: No I didn't!! Sensei isn't like that!!
Ten: Do they have a monthly fee or anything like that?
Gen: Yeah. It's 40,000 yen per month.
Gon: 40,000?!!!
40,000 to punch and say 'That ain't good'?!
You're no good!
Genki: Would you quit it!!
I'm gonna keep going if I wanna!
Quit butting in!!

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Genki: I'm gonna be a leader!!
Handwritten: Sensei, if I become a leader,
will I be able to do stuff like somersaults?
You most certainly will! You'll even be able to do stuff like a tkatchev!
Gen: I'll become like Takeshi-kun!!
Ten: ..........
I made a really bad choice of words...
Take: Hm?
Ten: It being a "scam" might be nothing but a rumor...
...I think I hurt Genki's feelings.
Take: Tendon...
Yeah... Well if Genki really isn't getting tricked...
and he ends up becoming more of a leader, then I'll say he did some major-league hitting...
Ten: ...Yeah.
Uh, he's not playing baseball, Takeshi-kun......

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Ibara: Hey, you there.
Kid: Huh?
Ibara: How would you like to become a leader?
Kid: Uh... No thanks...
Iba: Huh? Why? Don't you wanna be a group leader or something?
Kid: Um, no...
Ibara: Ugh, you stupid kid!
Then who the hell needs ya!!
Kid: WAH!
SFX: DON
Ten: ........
Ibara: Sheesh. I haven't caught a single one today.
'Ey, c'mere, ya shitty cat!!
We're goin' ta 3-chome this time.
Ca: !!
Handwritten: MYAA MYAAA
Ten: An abandoned striped tortoise-shell cat...
No way... Is this guy...?

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Ten: Genki...
Gen: That ain't good!
That ain't good!
SFX: BISHI BASHIH BASHIH
Gen: That ain't good!
That ain't good!
SFX: BISHIH BASHIH
Gen: Ah, look what time it is.
I've gotta get going to the Leader Dojo.
Ten: ..........
Take: Tendon, you here, too?!
Ten: Huh?
Ah, Takeshi-kun!! What're you doing here?
Take: Oh, me?
Just my sixth sense of leadership was tingling like crazy. ["tingling" bold/big]
SFX: TINGLLLE

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Ten: Takeshi-kun...
You really are a real leader.
Take: All right, let's go!
Take: Right!
SFX: GASHITTO
Gon: Huhuhu...
It looks like we all
SFX: BASA BASA (FLAP FLAP)
Gon: had the same idea!!
SFX: BASA (FLAP)
Gon: Hold on, dammiiiiit!
You can't get started without meee!
Handwritten: Oh, it's Gonzou!
Why're you coming, Gonzou?
'Re you a moron?!! Even if my underling got fooled, there's no way I'd be!!
Uh, is Genki your underling...?

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Sign: Leader Dojo [Leave the Japanese there for the next joke. Put the translation on top.]
SFX: DOOO O O O O O
Take: S... So this is the Leader Dojo...?
Ten: The fact that they used the wrong "do" kanji for dojo makes them look pretty shady right off the bat...
When Genki went in, he showed them some kind of membership card to those guards, right?
Take: Yeah, I think so. Okay, let's go!
Ten: Huh?
But you don't have a card!
Gon: Who needs one!

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Guards: Let's see
your cards.
Gon: We ain't got none, morons!!
We don't need no stinkin' cards, now let us through!!
A: My name is Andore!! ["Andore" in spooky font]
SFX: DON
Guy: And my name
is Andore!! ["Andore" in spooky font]
SFX: DON
An: N-No, I'm Andore.
Guy: Huh? Oh, right.
I'm
Kandore!!
Guys: And together we're
Andore-Kandore!!
SFX: GASHITTO (SQUIISH)

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Andore: We can't go lettin' people without cards...
just waltz right in...
Gon: Sounds like fun! They wanna go, eh?
Take: Ookay. I'll take 'em on.
SFX: BASHIH
Gon: You moron! I can take care of small fry like this. [First sentence big/bold/weird font]
Take: Aaah? No ca do. I'm taking 'em on.
Gon: I said I'd do it, ya nincompoop!!
Take: I said I got iiiiit!
Gon: I do!
Take: No, I do!
Gon: I said I'm doin' it!
Take: Iyeeaammmm!
SFX: PACHI
Ten: Uh.... Guys...
Handwritten: What are you...
Gon: Heeey, quiet down, you'll break my concentration!!
Take: Hoh... So you're attempting the Yagura defense...?
Handritten: Hmmm
SFX: PATA PATA
Someone: Got you!! Yep, that's checkmate!
HEYAAAAAH!
SFX: PACHIH
Handwritten: D-Dammiiiit...
Ten: Why were you playing shogi?
Gon: Hahhaaaaa!
Sorry fer the wait! It's go time, Pussdore-Peendore!!!
Guy: Pussdore-Peendore?
You brat...

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Guy: We're Andore-Kandore!!
And we don't care what you three do, you ain't gettin' through here!!
Gon: Those two already did. ["did" in italics.]
Guys: Aah!
You're riiight!
SFX: DOOON
Guys: Bastaard,,,
You're dead meat.
Handwritten: For real
Gon: Come at me, booooys!
Let's see
which one of us is dead mea~~~t!!

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Kids: That ain't good!
That ain't good!
Take: Uoh! Is this the place?
Ten: It sure is huge.
SFX: ZUOOOO
Take: Are... they training inside here?
Ten: Huh?
Something weird's going on.
?
WHA~~~~T?!
Handwritten: That ain't good!
That ain't good!
Guy: Okay, now really put your hips into it!
Even more!
Ten: Wh... What the hell is this?!
What's even the point of this thing?!
Take: ORAaAa
Iba: !
SFX: DOKA
Iba: !!
!!

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Take: WHAAAT THeee HEEEELLL IIis thiiIIIS, dammiIIIIT?!
SOooome kiIIIIND OOOF
Ten: Um, I can't understand a word you're saying, Takeshi-kun.
Iba: Oh, who might the two of you be?
New students?
Take: You guys are scam artists, right?
SFX: DOH KYUUUN
Iba: .............
Genki: T-Takeshi-kun!
Take: Oh, Genki!
Hadnwritten: Are you okay?!
Gen: Uuugh! Why did you come here?!!
I said not to interrupt my training!!!
Take: Genki...
This dojo's all phoney...
Gen: You're lying!! If I train here, I'll become a leader!! [First sentence big]
Right, sensei?!!
Iba: That is absolutely right, Genki-kun...
Handwritten: Huhu...
Iba: Uh!
SFX: GAH

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Take: I'm the Being of Leadership, Takeshi.
The jig is up. So you'd better give us Genki back.
Iba: Is-Is that right...?
A Being of Leadership...?
Guys: You liar! Who even are you?!
Get out!!
Yeah, we don't want you here!
Get outta here!
Handwritten: Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Take: Genki... and all these kids honestly admire leaders...
Handwritten: Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Take: With pure-white hearts... they're chasing straight after their dreams...
And putting their faith in it...
They earnestly believe
they can become leaders.
Hey... Mister.
Iba: !

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Take: Betraying the dreams of young kids...
is one thing I cannot forgive!!
SFX: GIN
Iba: ..........
H-How strong is this guy...?
G-
SFX: GIRI GIRI (Shaking)
Golem!!
Open the Golem's caaage!!
SFX: GOGOGO GOGOGOGOGO
Take: Hm?
Guy: Kukkukku... People like you...
are rejects!