81 Diver 239

Ok, so since I just got 16 check and released, I thought I'd take a little time to get the rest of volume 23 translated. 4 chapters to go.

[81diver 239 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 113:
Title: Chapter 239 Marriage Proposal!
Sign: Marry me, Rin

Page 114-115:
Ukaku: One more!
SFX: GAH
Ukaku: If I win
I'm going
to marry Rin!!!
What percent do you think the "love success rate" is?
I don't mean the balance of like and dislike.
I mean like what percentage of person's feelings are aimed towards me?
The "success rate" of this marriage is...
actually
as of now...

Page 116:
Ukaku: Zero percent.
Are you listening, Rin?
Rin: .............
Ukaku: I'm gonna win.

Page 117:
Ukaku: No woman would like, let alone fall in love
with a man that can't win.
So the least I can do here
is win.
I'll win this
And next
I'll
Screen: Sugata Kentarou
Fantastic Saburou
Ukaku Hisashi
Matoate Shun
Ukaku: beat this guy, too!!!
How 'bout that?!
Rin: ......
Himura: You're being over-confident as hell, Ukaku.
Ukaku: ..........
Himua: 'Cause your opponent...

Page 118:
Himura: is the First Member of the Kishoukai Genesis!!!!
Guy: You idiot!
SFX: PIH
Guy: Sheesh.
I'm...
busy, ya know?!
Himura: The man that created the "Kishoukai" with Tanio-san.
Hashi: Shut up!
Himu: Hashi Kakeo-sensei!
Hashi: Pipe down already!
T/N: The kanji in his name spell out "Bridge build man".

Page 119:
Ukaku: Goddamn he's mad...
Hashi: I'm gonna build a bridge
across the world!
Ukaku: A bridge?
Hashi: And those idiots called me out here for this!
The people of India, China, Saudi Arabia, and Africa
are waiting for my bridge to be built!
But all this...

Page 120:
Hashi: Guess I'll play!
Ukaku: ......
Hashi: It's a damn cool situation!
Piqued my interest!
Let's play, why don't we?!!!
If Tanio called me out for it, then you know it's worth it!
Ukaku: WHat the hell?
Himura: The one who designed this Kishoukai Building
Boxes: Living quarters
Independent Shogi Nation
Conveyer Belt Sushi
Coliseum
Maid Costume Store
Kishoukai Building
Himu: and also constructed it

Page 121:
Himua: Was Hashi-sensei!!!!
Hashi: This building is my greatest masterpiece.
Ukaku: Y...
You're the one that...
The basement's amazing.
Hashi: I just did whatever for the basement.
SFX: KARA KARA KARA
Ukaku: I got to meet Rin there.
Hashi: Hoh. So you fell in love with an assassin?
SFX: BARA...
Hashi: You're sente.
HImu: Ukaku.
Ukaku: Hm?
Himu: Make it a heated one.

Page 122:
Himu: This whole coliseum...
is depressed...
You're not on our side, but try to change the mood in here.
Ukaku: Ya don't need to tell me. I'm gonna rock it right from the get-go.
Narr: Allow me to explain.
Ukaku,
by listening to 'Michelle Gun Elephant',
become a Shogi Monster.
"Beast-Man Ukaku"!!!
Both: Let's have a good game.
SFX: PIH

Page 123:
SFX: DON
Ukaku: Ah?
SFX: BACHII
SFX: BACHIN
Ukaku: Wha?
What the hell???
Guy: That's half
Ukaku: I knew an old guy that always drank his liquor from the container half at a time.

Page 124-125:
Ukaku: Old man, why do you always drink half at a time?
Guy: I can drink three half cups and it feels like I drank three whole cups.
It just feels better, ya know?!
Ukaku: This is...
A...
Guy: Another half.
Ukaku: Kinda seems cheap...
Ukaku: "Rakugo"?
T/N: Rakugo are one-man performances where the storyteller sits on the stage and tells a long-form comical story.
Guy: And I save a lotta money that way.
Another half.
Ukaku: Why is this "Rakugo"?!
Suzuki: Let me borrow that a second.
Box: 1 day earlier.
SFX: KAAAAA
CD: 100 Rakugo Stories [The CD and the case]
SFX: PAKA
SFX: KACHI
Narr: And so, Ukaku's 'Michelle Gun Elephant "High-Time"' was
exchanged with '100 Rakugo Stories'.
And with Ukaku not even knowing why
Man: Thanks for the drinks.
Narr: he also got drawn into the rakugo story.

Page 126:
Guy: Even if I drink 10 cups, I've only drank 5.
SFX: BOSAH
Ukaku: Ah!
Mister!
Your wallet!
Man, it's heavy!!
SFX: BAH
Rin: How much is in it?
Box: Wife
Ukaku: F-
Fifty Ryo!!!!
Rin: That old man's gonna come back eventually, right?
Ukaku: W-Well, yeah...

Page 127:
Rin: We need money for the child in my belly.
Kill him.
Ukaku: ............
Guy: HAA
HAA
My wallet!
I dropped my wallet!
SFX: BAN
SFX: GULLP

Page 128:
SFX: TAP
SFX: DOH...
Guy: What's wrong? You're pale as a ghost.
Himu: Ukaku... This ain't like you.

Page 129:
Rin: I'm giving bir~~~th!
SFX: OGYAA OGYAA
Woman: It's a healthy baby.
SFX: OGYAA OGYAA
SFX: OGYAAA

Page 130:
Guy: Another half.
Ukaku: GIGYAAAA
T/N: This is a riff on an actual popular Rakugo story, "Mou Hanbun" (Another Half).