81 Diver 256

Ok, time for more of these! I've still got 11 volumes to go to the end! Wish me luck!

[81diver 256 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Title: Chapter 256
Ultra-Unique Battle!!

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Sugata: That's...
Ukaku: A man...
Himura: Yes.
And...
Ukaku: An assassin, huh...?
Guy: So you, the real-life 007, almost got killed by that person...?
Oosaka: He is a "ninja"...

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Guy: Ninja?
Like he throws shurikens and stuff?
Oosaka: Maybe.
Guy: Geez, the Kishoukai sure knows how to pick 'em, don't they?
Oosaka: His real name is...
'Ogata Koujiminta'
A descendant of the Owari Ninja.
If it were completely 1-on-1, I would've been killed.
Guy: Uh, that doesn't sound good...
I figured if the shogi thing didn't work out, then our last chance would be your exceptional fighting ability in order to achieve our covert...

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Guy: assassination of Tanio.
Maybe he won't come out of that cage...
Oosaka: He'll probably appear outside of it like a magic trick.
Guy: That would suck.
Oosaka: But he won't come out for now.
Not so long as his boss is around.
Guy: Anyhow...
Uh... How about...
we go at this head-on.
With shogi!
Next,
we've got
Misawa 9-dan.
Suga: M...
Misawa 9-dan?
Himura: I know... But

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Suga: Hey... wasn't Misawa 9-dan... the one that was on that internet video where the Kishoukai was "pro hunting"...?
Box: Misawa 9-dan
The number of fu represents the number of the Kishoukai's victories.
Head: Ki
Himura: That's the old man I beat 76 times in a row.
Suga: Th-That was you, Himura?!!!
Hi: Yeah.
Suga: Don't screw around!! How dare you insult pro shogi players like that!!!
Himura: H-Hey, what the hell?!! What set you off like a stick of dynamite?!
MIYAU

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Himura: SHTYAAP
Ukaku: What kinda kids' fight is this?
SFX: GON GON GON
Oosaka: How...
SFX: GON GON GON
Oosaka: very unsightly.
Guy: Ah, you idiot!
SFX: DA DAN
Guys: ?

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Love: Why... are you...
in such a strange outfit...
here?
Oosaka: If the shogi doesn't work out, I'll probably have to fight you again...
Love: I'm not leaving this cage... I'm just going back to the prison afterwards.
That's the proof of my love for Tanio-san.
Not that I'd expect anyone to understand.
Now hurry up
and bring out my opponent, won't you?
Himu: WAIH
Okay!

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Himura: Misawa Mitsuo 9-dan!!!!
Screen: Misawa Mitsuo 9-dan
Tanio Love Minta
SFX: PIH
Guy: Hey, about Misawa 9-dan... In order to get revenge against the Kishoukai,
we had him quit smoking,
quit alcohol,
and seclude himself in the mountains.
Where he was bitten by a snake,
and then rushed to the hospital
which he was released from yesterday.

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Guy: And we called on him to come today.
Himura: Doesn't sound like he got better at shogi at all.
Guy: Speaking from the depth of his soul,
he declared 'I will bring about the Kishoukai's downfall'!!!!
SFX: NOSSHI
SFX: NOSSHI

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Himura: Hey, hey, hey!
Ukaku: What is that creepy thing?!
Guy: Misawa 9-dan?
Monji: ..........

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Narr: Monjiyama having lost consciousness over the shock of Chicchi's death.
Guys: That thing. Isn't it Monji's...
What in the blue hell?!
Monji: Wha...?
SFX: NOSSO NOSSO
Monji: Naruzou-kun...
Himura: Who the hell are you?!! What are you?!! And what's with that crazy walk?!!!
Monji: Naruzou-kun!
SFX: NOSSO NOSSO NOSSO
Monji: You got so big!
Himura: Hey, the hell is this weird addition?!
Aw man.
This needs to be cleared out!
Assassin unit, clear out these two immediately!!!!
Monji: Would you comfort me, Naruzou-kun?

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Naruzou: Outta my way.
Monji: Naru...
zou...
kun?
What did I do?
Guy: Misawa 9-dan?
SFX: NOSSO NOSSO NOSSO
SFX: NOSSO...
SFX: NOSSO

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SFX: GAH
SFX: PURU PURU PURU PURU
SFX: DOTEH

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SFX: BOTE...
Himu: Clear it out.
Guy: Wait!
Look closely!!!
SFX: NOSO...
Guy: It's trying to play shogi!!!
I don't know what's up with him, but he is Misawa 9-dan!!!
Himura: This thing?!!

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SFX: GAH
SFX: ROLOLL
SFX: ROLOLL
SFX: SQSH
Guy: Mi...

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Guy: Misawa 9-dan!
Guy: That's it, stand up!
Stand up!
Climb those staaairs!
SFX: DRGG...
SFX: DRGG... DRGGG...
Crowd: WAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Himura: What the heck?

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Himura: This is too surreal.