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[Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi 16 Translation by Kewl0210]
Title: Leader 16 Heart-Pounding Animal Land!!
Woman: Boys and girls...
Today's the big day...
on a field trip!!!
Teacher: We're going to the zoo!!
Take: Let's gooooo!!!
Teacher: And we're going on our own, private bus!!
Take: On the buuuuuuus!!
SFX: DOOOON WAAAAAAAA
Teacher: And the principal will be the driver!!
Handwritten: Is that a good idea...?
Prince: Why'd you clam up right at that part?!!
Title: Leader 16
Heart-Pounding Animal Land!!
Someone: La~~~st ni~~~ght, I couldn't slee~~~p
and tears dripped from my fa~~~ce
Take: I'm stiiiiill waiiiitiiiing
for his call~~~~
Ten: T-Takeshi-kun! That song isn't really field trip-ish!!
Handwritten: Hamashou? And a ukulele?
T/N: Hamashou (Hamada Shougo) is a famous Japanese singer-songwriter.
Eiji: Gon-chan, let's check out the animals together!!
Staring at the far-off scenery.
Eiji: H... He's carsiiiick
Sign: Shikoshiko Zoo
Lower Sign: Entrance Fee
Adults 30 Yen
Children 10 Yen
Cross dressers 50,000 Yen
High School Girls Free
Now hiring! Big-boobed ladies welcome! 100 yen/hr
Teacher: Okaaaay! Is everybody heeeere? ["Okay" big]
All right, let's get moving!
Eiji: Gon-chan, pull yourself together!
Gon: Let's... go home.
Handwritten: WAI WAI
Prince: Kaori-sensei, how about while we're looking at the animals, you and I talk about our future?
Kaori: Uh... No thanks.
Handwritten: What's he talking about...?
C'mooon! Over heeere!
Handwritten: This waaay!
Take: Sure! I'll be there tomorrow!
Kids: It's an elephaaaant!!
It's sooo big!
Hey, look! Takeshi-kuuuun!
Take: Yeah, that's an 'Asian elephant'.
Kids: Huh? So Asian Elephant is its name?
Take: Yeah. Goes by "Asel" for short.
Handwritten: Asel, huuuh?
Takeshi: Ooookay! Get ready for me to introduce all sorts 'a animals to ya.
You can count on me like your life depends on it!
Handwritten: Like our lives depend on iiiit!
Box: African Elephant
Special Characteristics: African-y
Take: Hey, look over there. This is a creature called a 'Moomin'!
And that's the Moomin Papa
Special Characteristics: Lack of Ambition
Kids: He~~~~h. So that's a Moomin, hu~~~h?
Ah! Takesh-kun! Over heeeere! It's a giraffe! ["Ah" big/bold/weird font]
Look how long its neck iiiiis!
Take: Suuure is! That longness is what's really hip about the giraffe.
Take a look at those eyelashes.
Kids: Ah! You're riiiight!
Handwritten: So hip!
Take: Giraffes like shoujo manga like Ribbon and Margaret.
That's why they've got such long eyelashes.
Kid: He~~~~H. I never knew thaaat! ["heeeh" big]
Handwritten: I'm learning so much!
Kids: Takeshi-kun, take a loo! It's a sloth!
Look how sloooow it moves!
Take: Don't get taken in, guys!!
Special Characteristics: Kinda scary
Take: That thing's just pretending to be slothful!! It's movin' around like crazy the moment we look away!! ["pretending" in italics]
Handwritten: It's actually an active!
Kids: NO waaaaaay! Reallyyyy?!
Handwritten: You know so much stuff, Takeshi-kun!
Yeah, I'm just too smart for my own good I guess!
Takeshi-kun... none of that is correct...
SFX: UKI UKIKIH
Take: Ooh, it's monkey mountain!
SFX: UKIH UKI UKIKI
SFX: UKIH UKIKIH
Take: Maaan, this monkey mountain's great!
There's monkeys whichever way ya look! It's like we're in the age of monkeys!
Takeshi: What's with that one monkey...?
He sure doesn't seem cheerful... Kinda like Gon after he got bus-sick...
Take: Mister zookeepeeeer!
Guy: Hm? What is it?
Take: Why's that monkey look so bummed out? I kinda wanna know.
Hat: Zoo Life
Guy: Yeah, that's the former boss, Shigeru-kun. ["boss" in italics]
Take: Former boss? ["former" in italics]
Guy: Until just the other day, he was the boss of Monkey Mountain, ya see...
But then he lost to the then number 2 monkey, Morio-kun in a one-on-one...
That monkey throwing his weight around up on the top of that mountain is Morio-kun.
Bring me more booooze!
Take: What the~~~? He's got a whole harem thing goin'!
Zookeeper: Well, in the whole animal world, not just with monkeys, "power" is everything. There's no helping that, really...
Take: I see~~...
Take: Huh? What's wrong, Shigeru?!
Handwritten: Why such a hurry?!
Shige: Hey, Morio!!
I want another match with you!
Take: Ooh! That's it, Shigeru!! ["OOH" Big/bold]
Take back your title!!
Mori: Hmph. You fool... How many times till you learn?
Shigeru... You just can't beat me.
Shima: Allow me to explain.
Top: "Shimabuu's" Explanation of Authorship
Center: 'Mega-Macho' is a type of stimulant which, when ingested, allows one to exert 15 times their normal power, I think!!
Shima: Hey, you! There've been times when you couldn't help yourself and bit your scented eraser, hasn't there?!!
Take: That Morio bastard.
That's against the ruuuuuules!!
the hell was thaaaaaaat?!
Take: Moriooooo! You filthy cheateeeeer!
If you use that 'Mega-Macho', you're no sorta boss!!
Handwritten: That's against the rules!
What the hell?! That bastard can speak monkey?!
Narr: Takeshi from the perspective of normal people
Take: UKKIIIII UKKYAAAA WAKKYAAAA
You... bastard! That's playing dirty, Morioooo!!
There's nothin' dirty when it comes to battles!!
Shige: Dammit, gimme that!
SFX: MORIH (Swell) DONN
Shige: I'll never forgive yoooooou!!
SDX: SUTAH BIKU BIKUH (Surprise)
A monkey jumped out of the enclosuuuure!
SFX: WA A A A A A A A
Take: Ah! Oh no!!
Take: He could maybe attack people! This may be really dangerous!!
Maybe I should hurry and catch him?!! Yeah!! Maybe!!
SFX: WAI WAI
Saori: Heeeey, everyoooone!
It's getting to be lunch tiiiime!
Kids: WAAA! Yahooo!
Someone: Would you hold it, you damn monkey?!
Kids: It's Takeshi-kun!!
Ah, and there's a monkey running away from him!!
Handwritten: HOLD IIIIT
What're you doiiiiing?!
I ain't got time fer explaining right noooow!!
To give a full explanation to this would take 5 and a half hours!!
Ten: A monkey escaped so you're trying to catch it, right?!
Kid: That took 2 seconds!
Take: Oooookay everybody! Watch closely!!
Observe as I capture this thing with pure style and grace!!
SFX: PESHI PESHI
Take: Yooou BastAAAARD
You went too far this time, Morio~~~~~~
I'm gonna capture the hell outta you!!
Hope you're readyyyyyy!!!
Guys: Is there really a monkey running around?!
Saori: Ah! Right over there, mister zookeeper!
Guy: UWAH! There's two of 'em out theeeeere!!
Saori: No!! One of them is my student!!
How'd it get out of Monkey Mountain...?
SFX: BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
Those round, beady eyes.
Guys: Ah, they're heading into the rhino pen!!
SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO
Take: Outta the way.
Guys: Ooh! He stopped a rhino charge?!
What is that kid?!!
Sign: Gorilla Forest
Monkey: Gori! Help me!!
Gor: Oh? What's wrong, Morio?
Take: Hold up, dammiiiiit!!
Mori: That guy!
What's the big idea?
Well, if it ain't a human...? How 'bout I squash you between my fingers?
Handwritten: Huhu... Got ya.
SFX: ZU O O O
SFX: GAAAH GAOOOH
Take: Hey, Gori!
You look down on humans, don'cha?
Take: Don't go thinkin' we're some animal with nothin' more than developed brains.
I won't lose to somebody like you bare-handed one-on-one!!
Handwritten: Dang, that face...
SFX: ZOOOOOH (SHIVER)
SFX: GLARE BIKUH (SURPRISE)
Take: CAUGHT YAAAAAA!
Monkey: GYAAAAH! Don't kill meeee!
Why would ya do somethin' like use 'Mega-Macho'?
My old man...
He was... the boss of this mountain...
So was my grandpa before him... my family's held the title of "boss" of Monkey Mountain going back generations...
But that streak ended with me... I felt so humiliated... I just... had to beat you, Shigeru...
Take: Well if you come from a long line of bosses, Morio,
then you're already chocked full of the qualities for being a boss!
Take: Try to do it fair and square!
Without using that 'Mega' stuff!!
Kids: Takeshi-kuuuuun! Come eat luuuuunch!
Take: Oooooh! Be right theeeere!
But, ya knooow,
animals have all sorts 'a drama.
Handwritten: And like, suspense.
Eiji: You okay, Gon-chan...?
gon: Hey, Eiji,
field trips are...
Handwritten: HAA HAA