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That story about the fan is actually true apparently. That's really funny.http://tblo.tennis365.net/1000-1000/2014/06/13/%E3%81%82%E3%81%BB%E6%89%87%E5%AD%90/
[81diver 367 Translation by Kewl0210]
Title: Chapter 367 Polyporaceae
Guy: I knew it.
Can't win, can he?
Suga: I've got him gnawing at me
while he's surrounding me.
I can even see Tanio's roots.
Suzuki: My fan...
I'm giving you this, too.
Suga: For this board... where I'm being constantly gnawed at...
is "Area Suzuki"
Suzuki: The essence of Area Suzuki...
is the "Polyporaceae".
Suzuki: They're these seat-like mushrooms that grow on vertical trees. The Japanese name means "monkey seat", but monkeys don't actually sit on them.
The thing I imagine during my matches is
a polypore growing on a sheer cliff.
I don't know if I'll be able to get onto it or not...
but depending on the construction of the board...
I just might be able to.
and god disposes.'
Or to put it another way,
Suzuki: If you hit a clunky infield grounder
and you yell
in a loud voice as you cross over 1st base!!!!
Suzuki: You find yourself in a good spot.
That is "Area Suzuki".
Sugata: What kind of moves can I make to get that polyporaceae to show up?
SFX: BAN BAN BAN
Suzuki: The calligraphy on that fan says
It's written so you may always have calmness in your heart.
So take that incredible spirit you've got for shogi,
squeeze it down into your moves,
and play with 'peace'.
Then your shogi will gain laser-like precision.
I'm going to borrow your word.
SFX: PARA PARA PARA PARA...
Fan: Moron [Big]
8-Dan Suzuki Daisuke [Vertical]
[Leave the original word あほ there]
you are a 'moron'.
Narr: This is something that actually happened in real life. Suzuki 8-dan wrote too fast and made the characters for peace (安平) look like the characters for moron (あほ).
It's been nicknamed
'The Moron Fan'.
A legendary fan that thousands of were made which actually made them super popular and instantly sell out.
Suzuki: You are a 'Shogi moron'.
Suga: Is that what he's trying to say?
Maybe rather than saying 'I'm an idiot at shogi'
it's more of a...
I get it.
Suga: I forgot that I'm a 'moron'.
And morons just go.
They go and go s'more!
Suga: So then,
come at me!
Suga: I'll pull him with the kaku...
Suga: Here it comes.
I can see it!!!!
Suga: The Polyporaceae!!!!
At this moment!
Kiri: What the hell...
is what's keeping it held up?