Short Piece Oneshot : Cannabis Country

Otomo says: 420 BONG TOKE PARTY WEED BOB MARLEY SPLIFF CHEEBA TOKE BONG MARLEY JOINT WE$D YEAH BOWL PACK WEED SMOKE YEAH NIGGER LEGALIZE SMOKE POT DANK WEED BUDS FRUIT OF LIFE KOTTONMOUTH KINGZZZZZZ BONGHITS ONEHITS DUGOUT BUBBLER STEAMROLLER ZIG-ZAG PHAT BAG SINSEMILLA HEMP SMOKE GRASS GAS OR ASS NOONE RIDES FOR FREE PAPERZ LIGHTARZ LEGALIZ0RZ WHIPITS
Laika says: stop trollin' Otomo.
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Cannabis Country

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Cannibis Country

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*Gacha-

*Gacha-

*Gacha

*Gacha Gacha Gacha

Senpai: ... I can handle this...

Ughhh

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hot~~~

Glasses: How long's this heat gonna last!?

Beard: 'Til we go down to the cafe...

Stache: Don't even act like you can afford that. We don't even have any money for ramen.

Glasses: Ugh
Stache: The day's finally come.

Beard: There's no where in this tiny room that the [western] sun doesn't reach...
Glasses: Ah~ It's coming, it's coming!

Beard: Don't come over here, it's already hot enough as it is.
Glasses: There's no where else to go!
Stache: Ahhhh, is this gonna be [how I spend] the last summer vacation of my college life...?

*Kon Kon

Glasses: Money!
Beard: The landlord?
Stache: Food!

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Senpai: What's up!
*Gacha-

Stache: What?
Beard: ...Bleh
Glasses: It's you, senpai?

Glasses: What's with that get up...?
Beard: Hey, go hide everything that's worth something...
Mustache: We don't have anything worth _anything_

Senpai: Here we go...
*Gacha

Senpai: Now then... Listen up, today...

Senpai: I actually have a really interesting prospect to tell you about... ayup.

Glasses: Oh that's too bad, you showed up just a bit too late. [you almost just made it]
Beard: Ahhh, yeah, yeah.
Stache: It's pointless, I'm telling you.

Senpai: This is the prospect I came to tell you about.

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Glasses: T-that's a...
Beard: Is that a maple leaf... or something?
Stache: Idiot, that's cannabis!

Beard: Oh that's... uhm, marijuana?
Glasses: Yeah.

Stache: Please, senpai, tell us about this interesting prospect of yours.

Senpai: Ah, of course. That's what I came here for, after all.

Senpai: I went with two or three friends of mine to Konpaku peak to catch kabuto beetles.

Senpai: We were enjoying the mountain's refreshing breeze as it wiped away the grime of the city and searching for kabuto beetles worth 200 yen a piece.

Senpai: However... not a single beetle was to be found. And then...

Senpai: On the fateful day that we had finally used up all the bait and were about to leave...

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Senpai: Why aren't there any beetles around...

Senpai: Huh...?

Senpai: It was a complete and honest coincidence, ayup.
All: *Yup Yup

Senpai: And this is what I found.
Beard: Hmmm

Senpai: There's no doubt about it, it looked like there was a considerable amount of cannabis growing naturally in the upper areas of the stream... ayup.

Stache: ... So, tell us, where is this stream...?

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Senpai: It's all here! I wrote down all the details here.

Glasses: What?

Senpai: I'll give it to you for a mere 10,000 yen...
Senpai: Just 10,000 Yen.

Senpai: Pretty cheap... right...!?

Senpai: You guys don't believe me!

Glasses: ... But...
Stache: We do...

Stache: I'll go get the money now...
Beard: Hey! Hey, wait a second!

Senpai: Ah...
Senpai: I guess that's asking a bit too much.

Glasses: Idiot! Don't be rash!
Beard: Has the sun fried your brains!? [gone mad from the heat]

Senpai: 2... 2000 yen, that'll do... ayup.

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*Gacha Gacha Gacha Gacha

Beard: You stupid idiot! He was obviously scamming us!
Glasses: He took a whole 2000 yen!

Stache: But that leaf was the real deal.

Glasses: That might be true, but you can't go around believing everything that guy says...

Stache: Maybe so, but he might not even know the whole situation.

Beard: What situation...?

Stache: At the foot of the Konpaku peaks there's a mountain named Mt. Shirako.

Stache: Last year, I heard they had gotten rid of some cannabis that had grown naturally by burning it...

??: Hey! Are you sure it was that on that mountain?
Stache: Yeah... I'm sure, it was even in the newspapers.
*Gacha Gacha Gacha

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Glasses: So what you're saying is that the leaf he just showed us...

Beard: was carried down by the current from upstream in the Konpaku peaks...?

Stache: That's right... 2000 yen might have been a pretty small price to pay for this...

Glasses: Hey... what do you think?
Beard: If I had 2000 yen, I'd have some Katsudon and some Tenpura Soba...

Stache: This is the last summer vacation of our college lives. Do you really intend to idle away the rest of the days till September in this tiny room?

Beard: But... a trip would cost money... and we don't even have a cent...

Glasses: And, on top of that, this map is a joke...
*Su-

Forests ? Forests Camp ground
Spot where I discovered it Waterfall Camp Ground 1 Pine Tree
Cross bridge
3 ceder trees jizo statue Bus stop

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Beard: What the heck is this? This is just like some sort of treasure hunt for kids.

Stache: If we don't go take a look then we won't know...

Glasses: You really gonna be able to find it with somethin' like this?
*Pan

Stache: Fine, I bought it, so I'm gonna go-
*Sukku

Beard: Come on, if we had money then we'd go...

Stache: Hmmm

Glasses: And we've got nothing left to sell.
Beard: And I'm not gonna get my allowance for a while either.
Stache: And If I go to my part time job then I won't have any time for this.

Beard: If there really is like a whole kingdom of weed up there then we might end up super rich.

Stache: ... Hmmm.

Stache: The only thing in here left to sell are the tatami's themselves.
*Chi-

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*Gacha-

??: Okay, nobody's around.

Stache: Hurry up, hurry up!

*Ga-n

Glasses: ... Oww...

Stache: Okay, all clear.
Beard: Be quiet!
Glasses: Oww, owwwwwieeeee

[gangsta dog]
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Train number 5 is now entering the station. The train will be leaving at 12:20...
*Goton Goton Goton

This train is bound for Matsumoto~

*Basa-

Sir, you haven't paid yet!

*pata patap pata...

Someone catch him!

*Hoi
*Basa
*Dosa

Come back-!

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*Don
Kya-

Beard: Are you all right? I'm sorry that was my fault.

THIEF!

Beard: Hehehe, thanks for the meal.

Glasses: Oh, hey, over here.

Glasses: Man, I'm starving...

Wa-
Thief!
Wa-Wa-

Thief
Beard: It's been way too long since I've had an unagi bentou!

Glasses: Oh, it's leaving...
*Jiriririririri
Thief-!

*Goton Goton

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Stache: Whoa, watch it...

Glasses: Good *chomp* work *chomp* there.

*Goton Goton Goton

*Gata Gatan
Stache: Hm?

Stache: Hey... I think we're there.

*Goton goton Goton goton

Glasses: Which way...
Beard: is the mountain...?

Stache: Oh, it's over there.

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Beard: Hee hee hee... it's the treasure mountain...

Glasses: ... I'm gonna buy me a woman. [I'm gonna go to the soap land.]
Stache: I'm gonna have one of those super tempura dons at the station. Heeheehee.

Tendon!
Dodeskaden! [i have no idea what this is referring to, is the kurosawa movie about hidden treasure?]
Women!

Beard: Money, moolah...
Stache: Two shrimps about this big...
Glasses: A little smooch over there and a little grab over here - [I'll do this to her there, and this here]

Beard: Cash, bills...
Stache: Huge, fat, rolly polly shrimp
Glasses: Girls~!

Glasses: Oh...!

??: It's the bus stop!
??: And there's the jizo statue too!

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Glasses: This way.
Stache: Hmmm.

Glasses: If we head a little further, there should be 3 cedar trees...
Stache: I want to take a piss.

??: There it is!

Glasses: I didn't think his map was gonna be this accurate.

Beard: We're getting pretty close to the treasure.

Stache: The shrimp come out like this from the batter.

Beard: Money... Money...
Glasses: Women Women Women
Stache: Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp

Beard: The cross bridge should be soon!
Stache: But... we can't really seem to tell where we're going because of the grass...

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Glasses: What's over here...

Beard: We've made it...
*Gasa

Beard: into someone's backyard...
*Gasa-

Glasses: That's weird~
Beard: It is _his_ map, it's been weird from the start.

Stache: Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?
Glasses: Don't be stupid. there's only one road!

Beard: I knew this would happen! This is why I didn't want to come!
Stache: How can you be saying that now! I can't believe you!

Beard: That's why I...
Glasses: The map says...
Stache: You're always like this at these sorta times.

Beard: Don't shove me, you asshole.
Glasses: Was it back there at the three trees...
Stache: Ah... Ah! You hit me, you hit me just now, didn't you!
*Don

Beard: What were saying? I'm always like what?
Glasses: Let's go back to the start once more.
Stache: You always get cold feet and start bitching, dumbass! [You're always complaining when it's too late!]

Beard: When have I done that, retard!?
Stache: You're doing it right now, Jerkoff!
Glasses: Oh... Over there.

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??: The cross bridge is even here. Just a bit further.

Stache: Man, I feel sick.

Stache: Huh?

Girls: Hey there~ [Ya hoo~]

Glasses: Oh oh! C-c-chicks, dude!

Glasses: CHICKS!
Beard: Come on, let's go get in their pants. [He uses the verb Yobai: paying a 'secret' visit to them at night to get it on with them]

Stache: Guess it's no mystery how these guys turned out lookin' at who they took after. [lit: with senpai like that it's not strange that the kouhai ended up this way] [this sentence is dumb]

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Glasses: *Pant* *Pant* *Pant*... N-next we just need to find the single pine...

Glasses: ... Just how wrong could he be...
Beard: They continue back all the way until there.
Stache: There's a hundred of 'em.

Beard: This is why I told you I didn't wanna do this!
Stache: Damn, can it already! It's too late to be crying, you big baby!

Glasses: Hey, hold on guys.

SFX: Zazaza
Glasses: I can hear a waterfall...
Beard: Huh...
Stache: Over there.

Beard: All right! It's the stream.

It's the treasure stream!

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Stache: Take a look! It's the waterfall!

Glasses: Okay! Let's head up stream!

??: Here we... go.

Stache: He must've found it around here.
SFX: Dopon

Beard: Look, the stream has got to be coming from that forest over there.

Beard: Keep your eyes peeled for anything that's even remotely green. [don't overlook any kind of grass]

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Stache: Ah!

Glasses: What? D'ya find it?
Beard: One? Two? Ten of 'em!?

Stache: A snake! There was a snake. It was huge...

Glasses: Ah!
Beard: What!? What now!? You too!?

Glasses: It's over there!

All: YEEEEUUUSSSS! [Yatta~!]

Beard: Money! Money!
Stache: Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
Glasses: Women~!
Beard: I didn't think we were gonna find it so quick...

Sfx: Go Go Go Go

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SFX: Go Go Go Go Go Go Go
Glasses: An earthquake?

Beard: Aaaaahhh...

Beard: Ah....

Sfx: Go Go GO Go Go Go Go Go

All: Ahhh~

Sfx: GoGoGo

What the hell are you goons doin'!? Tryin' ta get yourselves killed!? [it's dangerous!]
Sign: Shirokawa Golf Greens Site

Sfx: Go Go Go Go Go ...

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Sfx: Ki Ki Ki, Puaaaan, Gya Gya, BuBuuuuu-

Stache: Sigh...

Glasses: What are we gonna do about the tatami mats we pawned...

Beard: We went through all that, and this is all we have left?

Beard: So that's it! Hahaha~
Glasses: Let's do it!

Glasses: Alrighty then...

All: Oh-! Oh-!

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Beard: This is around where we encountered those girls...

Mustache: Guess it was... something like this...

Glasses: Alright! We're done...
Beard: It's better then senpai's map, at least.

Beard: Make sure you sell yours for at least 2000 yen.

Stache: Let's get our tatami mats back!
Beard: And get some food!
All: YEAH----!

Stache: I'll go 'round by Yamada, Takenaka, and Satou's.
Beard: Good luck, man!
Glasses: Stay away from senpai's buds.

... And so...

Don't push me-!
Yo! You're here too...?
Hey! Over here, over here!
Get your ice cream! Ice cream!
What the hell, everyone here is from our school!