Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 11

First off, I know 10 isn't out yet so look for it in the usual place by sometime this week. Figured I might as well upload the scanlation instead of spend my time putting the translation up, even if it seems confusing now.

Anyway, I've decided to put my scanlation group on hiatus for the fall and to come back here to post translations. I got quite behind on translating because of real life issues but hopefully I can catch up to the series soon.

This one is kind of a rough translation, if I'm remembering correctly. If you see something incorrect, tell me. And please don't use this without permission. And apologies for in any inaccuracies.

Page 1
Hades-sensei: なぜ保健室の床に・・・
いや・・・違う　　確か・・・
映画館にいて・・・
「席につたら「始まる」よ
「始まる」・・・これは・・・
何かが・・・
始まった・・・？
Why am I on the floor of infirmary...
No, that's not right...I think
I was in that movie theater...
"When you sit down, it will begin..."
"Begin"...has
Something
Already begun?


Page 2
Ashitaba: ハデスせんせーっ！
Hades-sensei!

Mimasaka: おっ！　やった　　まだ誰も来てねーぞ
一番乗りだ！
Oh, good! No one else is here yet.
We're the first ones.

Hades-sensei: み・・・みんな
どうしてここへ・・・
Wh...
Why is everyone here...

Ashitaba: どうしてって・・・
Why...?

Mimasaka: せっかくの休み時間だから保健室に遊びに来たんじゃねーか
It's our long awaited lunch break so we're here to hang out in the infirmary.

Fuji: ったく　うるせーなあ・・・
おい先生！　俺起きるまで誰も入れんなって言っただろーが！
Jeez, will you be quiet?
Hey, sensei! I told you not to let anyone in until I woke up!

Mimasaka: ざけんな藤
保健室はテメーだけのモンじゃねーんだよ
Get real, Fuji.
The infirmary isn't just for you.

Motoyoshi: みんなの迷惑とか考えないの？
Don't you think you're bothering everyone else?

Ashitaba: ちょっとズルイよね！
It's not really fair.

Hades-sensei: え？
えっ
え・・・
Eh...
Eh...
Ehh...

Kaburagi: 先生！　私も　　もっと先生とお話したいです！
Sensei, I...I want to talk with you more!

Hanamaki: わ・・・私も・・・相談したいことが・・・
I...I want to too...


Page 3
Hades-sensei: な・・・何かみんないつもと違わない・・・？
This...this isn't how it usually is.

Ashitaba: いつも？　いつもっ・・・
Usually?

Mimasaka: 保健室はいつもこんなんだろ
The infirmary is always like this.

Ashitaba: そうですよ
Yep.

Someone: うわっ　　美作たちもういるよ！
Aww, Mimasaka and everyone are already here!

Someone: センセー　ベッドもっと増やしてよー
Sensei, you should add more beds!

Vice principal: やあ　ハデスくん！　今日も大盛況だな
まったく君ほど模範的な養護教諭は未だかつて見たことがない！
Ah, Hades-kun! Another success today, huh?
I've never seen another school nurse as exemplary as you!

Teacher: こんなに生徒に慕われて・・・
教師の鑑ですわね
So loved by the students...
You're a model teacher.

Someone: 先生聞いてよ！
今日俺さぁ・・・
Sensei, listen!
Today I was...

Someone: 先生・・・私の悩み事聞いてもらえますか・・・？
Sensei, there's something bothering me, can I ask you about it?

Hades-sensei: な・・・
え・・・
Wha...
Huh...

Someone: ねー先生　　ちょと相談に乗ってよ
Hey, sensei. I want to join in!

Someone: 先生　　僕の話も聞いて下さい
Sensei, please listen to me.

Hades-sensei: な・・・なんだこれは・・・おかしい・・・！　明らかに・・・
しかし・・・こんな・・・でも・・・う・・・
Wha...what is this? It's strange, obviously...
But...even if it's like this...I'm...

Page 4
Hades-sensei: 嬉しい・・・！
I'm so happy...!

Someone: ハデス先生　　うずくまって　　どうしたの？
Hades-sensei, you're hunched over, is something wrong?

Someone: お腹痛いの？
Does your stomach hurt?

Someone: せんせいー　大丈夫？
Sensei, are you okay?

Mitogawa: はああ・・・
Haa...

Page 5

Mitogawa: 派動券！
な・・・
う・・・撃てた・・・！
苦節O年・・・修業の成果が今ここに・・・
Hadouken!
Wha...
It...it shot!
The results of all my practice have now...
[T/N: I have no idea what 苦節O年 is supposed to be. Some reference I'm not getting?]

Page 6
ドリーム・ジャンキー
Dream Junkie

Page 7
Mimasaka: あーくそ　　もう予鈴鳴っちまった
Aw, damn. The first bell is ringing already.

Ashitaba: また来ますね！　先生
We'll see you another time, sensei!

Someone: せんせいー　バイバーイ
Bye, sensei!

Hades-sensei: ああ・・・待ってるよ・・・
藤くん　　授業だよ・・・
Yes, I'll be waiting...
Fuji-kun, it's time to go back to class.

Fuji: あ？
ったく　　しょーがねーな　　出てやるか
Ah?
Jeez, do I really have to leave?

Hades-sensei: ふう・・・
・・・ん？
Phew...
Hmm?

Page 8
Person: エクセレント！
すばらしい・・・「圧倒的な力」
ご婦人・・・それがあなたの願いですね
Excellent!
Amazing..."Overwhelming power"...
Is this what you wished for?

Mitogawa: なんだ　　お前は
倒してもいいのか？
What?
Was it okay that I knocked that over?

Person: 楽しそうですね　　先生
「生徒たちから頼れること」・・・
それがあなたの願いですか？
You seem like you're enjoying yourself, sensei.
"The students could depend on me"...
Is this what you wished for?

Hades-sensei: 君は・・・どこから・・・
Where...did you come from...?

Page 9
Person: 私はあなたの不安を拭う者・・・
人は・・・自分にとって都合のいいことばかりが起こりすぎると
不思議と不安になるものです・・・だから・・・
今回はここまでにしておきましょう
あなたにとって・・・どちらの世界においても
私が「逃道」となれますように・・・
I have wiped away your anxiety...
People...when too many convenient things happen to them
Things become strange and anxious. So...
They decide that things have gone far enough.
So that I can give you a way out
No matter which world you're in.

Page 10
Mitogawa: うおっ！
な・・・なんだ　　もう戻って来てしまったのか
あと少しというところで
Ohh!
Wha...what, you're already back?
That was quick.

Hades-sensei: 「戻って来た」・・・？
我々は・・・あれからずっと眠って・・・
"Back..."
Were we asleep...this whole time...?

Mitogawa: そのようだな　　私の方が少々覚醒は早かったが・・・
君も他の客も何をやっても全く反応がないから寂しくてしようがなかったぞ
さて・・・何から話したものか・・・
It seems that way. I just woke up a bit quicker but...
There isn't any response no matter what you or the other guests here do, so it's inevitable they'd be all by themselves.
Well, then...where do we start?

Page 11
Mitogawa: 先導する画面・・・不可思議な空間
そして
謎の少年・・・
ふん・・・小賢しいことだな
で・・・病魔には間違いないのか？
The opening image...the strange places we were in...
And...that mysterious boy...
Hmm...quite clever.
So, you're certain it's a disease demon?

Hades-sensei: そうですね・・・病魔の気配はこの映画館全体に蔓延しています・・・が・・・
極めて怪しいですが・・・あの少年が「本体」かどうかはまだ・・・
何にせよ一筋縄ではいかない感じがしますね・・・
Yes...the disease demon's presense was spreading in the movie theater but...
It's quite suspicious but...whether or not that's the boy's true form...
Whatever it may be, I've got a feeling this isn't going to be our standard fare.

Mitogawa: 鏑木くんはいなくなってるな・・・
Kaburagi-kun never did come, huh...

Hades-sensei: 僕たちが眠っている間に出て行ってしまったんでしょうけど・・・
Perhaps he came and went while we were sleeping...

Mitogawa: いったん出るか
So he's gone for now, huh?

Hades-sensei: そうですね
もう少し情報を集めましょう
It seems that way.
Let's a gather a bit more information.

Page 12
Lady: いい夢観れた？
Did you have a good dream?

Mitogawa: ああ
Yes.

Hades-sensei: 最高の悪夢でしたよ
The worst nightmare.

Mitogawa: あの女
例の「少年」に少し似てないか？
That woman...
Doesn't she look like that boy from before?

Hades-sensei: しかし・・・彼女からは何も・・・
But...I don't sense anything from her...

Page 13
Hades-sensei: な・・・！
ま・・・真っ暗・・・
Wha...
It's...it's dark!

Mitogawa: 日付が変わってるぞ・・・
午前２時・・・
The date's changed...
It's two in the morning.

Hades-sensei: 学校を出たのが４時過ぎでしたから・・・
実に・・・１０時間近くここに・・・？
It's been well over four hours since we left the school so...
We've really been here for nearly 10 hours?

Mitogawa: なるほど・・・無断外泊はこういう訳か
ひとつ謎が解けた
I see...so this was the reason for the children staying out all night.
That's one mystery solved.

Hades-sensei: ひとつ・・・ね・・・
刀哉くん・・・暗くなる前に帰れてるといいですね・・・
One, huh...
Touya-kun...it would be good if he had gotten home before dark.

Page 14
Kaburagi: 警察・・・？
The police...?!

Policeman: ええ・・・ええ・・・
お宅の息子さん今ウチでちょっと預かってましてね
ずいぶん錯乱した　　様子で・・・
あ　　いや今はすっかり落ち着いてますよ
ええ　　時間も時間ですし・・・
とにかく迎えに来てあげて下さい
Yes, yes...
We have him here in our custody.
He was quite confused by the state of things.
Ah, no, he's completely calm.
Yes, time is still time so...
Anyway, could you please come get him?

Kaburagi papa: 本当に申し訳ございません・・・！
We're very sorry!

Policeman: いえいえ　　仕事ですから
息子さんの話・・・ちゃんと聞いてあげて下さいね
Oh, no, no, it's my job.
Please listen to your son's side of the story.

Kaburagi papa: お世話になりました・・・
Thank you very much.

Page 15
Kaburagi: ・・・刀哉！
Touya...!

Kaburagi papa: 真哉・・・やめなさい
父さんたちも気持ちは一緒だがもう深夜だ　近所迷惑になる
話は家に帰ってから・・・
Maya, stop.
We feel the same way but it's already so late. You're going to disturb everyone in the neighborhood.
We'll talk after we've gone home.

Kaburagi: だ・・・だって・・・！
どういうこと？　おまわりさんに殴りかかるなんて・・・
意味わかんないじゃない！
なんでそんなことしようって思うのよ？
B...but...!
What is going on here? To think that you'd hit a policeman...
I don't understand...
Why did you think you could do something like that?

Touya: から・・・
So...

Kaburagi: 何？
What?

Touya: ま・・・まちがえたんだよ・・・！
こっちが・・・現実だったって思わなかったから
うっかりしてて・・・！　それで・・・
I...I just made a mistake!
I didn't...think this was real life.
So I wasn't paying attention...

Kaburagi: ・・・何・・・言ってるの・・・？
わけのわからない事言わないで
What...are you saying?
Don't say things I can't understand.

Touya: だから！　そっちでは警察が悪いヤツなんだよ！
それで・・・勘違いして・・・
I'm saying the policeman is the one who's in the wrong...
And that's why there was a misunderstanding...

Page 16
Kaburagi: ・・・どれだけ・・・
どれだけ心配したと思ってるのよ！
それをこの期に及んで何？
ねーちゃんをバカにしてるの？
Don't you...
Don't you know how worried everyone has been?
What are you doing now?
Making fun of me?

Kaburagi papa: 真哉！
Maya!
Kaburagi mama: 落ち着きなさい
Calm down!

Touya: ・・・今の・・・ウソでもなんでもないからな・・・
けどな！　どうせ何言ったってねーちゃんにはわからないよ！
もう・・・放っといてくれよ！
That wasn't a lie or something.
But, even if I told you, you wouldn't understand!
Just leave me alone already!

Page 17
Kaburagi: と・・・
刀哉っ！
To...
Touya!

Kaburagi mama: 待ちなさい真哉！
Wait, Maya!

Kaburagi papa: 大丈夫だ！　刀哉は父さんが追いかける
お前は母さんと先に・・・
It's okay! I'll go after him.
Just go ahead with your mother...

Kaburagi: いや！　離してよ！
No! Let go of me!

Touya: [breathing heavily, not going to translate every ハア]

Page 18
Touya: ：　はあ・・・
はあ・・・
はあ・・・
Haa...
Haa...
Haa...

Lady: つらそうな顔・・・
何かイヤな事があったんだね
かわいそうに・・・
早く忘れちゃいなよ
ここなら
What a painful face...
Did something bad happen?
How pitiful...
If you're here
You'll forget all about it.

Touya: それができる・・・
I can do that.

P19
Person: やめてくださいよ・・・天才だなんて・・・
俺ホントそんなじゃないですから・・・
ただ・・・好きな事やってるけどなんですよ・・・
Please stop...you're a genius.
I'm really not like that...
I'm just doing what I want to do...

Person: お前ら弱すぎだ・・・もっとオレを見習えよ・・・
You're too weak...you should follow my example more.

Person: いやあ・・・そんなにほめられると照れちゃいますね・・・
Noo...if you praise me so much, it'll be awkward...

Person: みんなぁ・・・今日はあたしのために集まってくれてありがとお・・・
Thank you, everyone, for gathering here today just for me.

Person: もっと・・・！　もっと・・・！　早く・・・
More...more...faster!

Person: あははははははは・・・
Ahahahahaha...

Parrot: イチメイサマゴアンナーイ
[T/N: Anyone know what the parrot's saying? I don't :\ ]