Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 19

New character time! I really love Saizaki; I know she kind of comes off as a frigid bitch but I think she's adorable, personally.

Reserved, tell me if something's wrong.

Page 1
Kid：　アシタバぁ　そっちの菓子取って
Ashitabaaa. Take the snacks over there.

Ashitaba：　はい
Okay.

Kid：　アシタバ　これ向こうに渡してよ
Ashitaba, pass them over this way.

Ashitaba：　はいはい
Okay, okay...

Kid：　アシタバくん　ちょっと通してー
Ashitaba-kun, pass them over here a little.

Ashitaba：　はいはいはい・・・
Okay, okay, okay...

Mimasaka：　だーっうっとーしい！
なんで前の方の席だけこんなコチャついてんだよ！
Okay, enough!
Why in the hell is everything all mixed up in front of our seats?

Ashitaba：　それは・・・まあ仕方ないんじゃないかなあ・・・
Well, it can't be helped...

M：　ここまで露骨だとさすがに哀れだな・・・
Even here he's so frank about it, you gotta feel sorry for him.

A：　藤くん・・・先生の人よけスキルを完璧に使いこなしてるよね・・・
Fuji-kun...really knows how to use sensei's skills in protecting people...


Page 2
Text box：　常伏中学校冬の行事②
スキー合宿
Tokofushi middle school's winter event 02
Ski lodge

Ashitaba：　おおっ・・・
絶景！
Ohhh...
What a view!

Fuji：　俺スキーやったことねーんだよな
I've never been skiing before.

Mimasaka：　転べ！　女子の前で転べ
Fall down! Fall down in front of all the girls!

Title：　雪山と熱血教師
The Snowy Mountains and the Enthusiastic Teacher


Page 3
Text box：　慣れない土地にて友達と共に集団生活における　　ルールやマナーを学び心身ともに成長する・・・一泊二日の野外研修である
In a place they're unfamiliar with, the students live together with their friends. They learn rules and manners and in both mind and body, they become adults...for one night and two days, on the field trip.
[T/N: 野外研修 literally means "outdoor training", as far as I can tell. I thought it might be okay if I used "field trip", because the alternative sounds so awkward. If that's not kosher, someone tell me.]

Hades-sensei：　転んだ時はいつでも保健室へどうぞ・・・
You're welcome at the infirmary any time you fall down.

Ashitaba：　うわっ！
せ・・・先生　それ・・・もしかして・・・
Uwaah!
Se...sensei! That...is that...

Hades-sensei：　今日のために作ってきたんだよ・・・
おかげでちょっぴり寝不足だけどね・・・
I made it specially for today.
That's why I'm just a little bit sleepy...

Fuji：　よく　　バスん中に入ったな・・・
You...really fit that on the bus?

Mimasaka：　先生バカみたいだぞ・・・
Sensei's kind of an idot.

Fuji：　みたいじゃなくてバカだ
Not kind of; he is one.

Saizaki：　ハデス先生っ！
何をされてるんですか？
スキーに関係ないものはしまってください！
Hades-sensei!
What have you done?
Please pack it all up as it has nothing to do with skiing!


Page 4
Text box：　２－A　担任
才崎　美徳
2-A homeroom teacher
Saizaki Minori

Ashitaba：　みのり先生！
Minori-sensei!

Hades-sensei：　これは・・・お疲れ様です
Oh, thanks for all your help.

Fuji：　別にいいじゃん　　今ここ俺らの貸切なんだろ？
Isn't it okay? This place reserved for us, right?

Saizaki：　迷惑をかけなければいいとかそういう問題ではありません
これは人間としてのモラル！　マナーの問題です
It's not a problem of whether it's an annoyance.
It's morals, as a human being! It's a question of manners.

Hades-sensei：　そ・・・そうですね　　すみません
良かれと思ってつい・・・
Is...is that so? I apologize.
I had nothing but good intentions...

Mimasaka：　女に説教されてやんの
You're gettin' preached to by a woman.

Saizaki：　とにかく常軌を逸した行動は控えてください
お願いします
Anyway, please refrain from such aberrant behavior.
Please.

Mimasaka and Fuji：　わかった　わかった
Okay, okay.

Fuji：　相変わらず口うるせーなあ
She's as noisy as always.

Mimasaka：　いや・・・ああいうのに限って気を許した　　相手にはスゲー可愛くなっちゃたりするモンだぜ
Well...even if she's like that, she sets boundaries up and lets her guard down. It just makes her really cute to people.

Ashitaba：　美作くんって意外と器でかいよね・・・
Mimasaka-kun's suprisingly tolerant...


Page 5
Saizaki：　つ・・・遂にあのハデス先生に口ごたえしてしまった・・・
藤くんにも偉そうなこと言っちゃったし
女子に白い目で見られたりしてないかな？　どうしよう・・・大丈夫だよね？
I...I finally said something back to Hades-sensei.
I even said some stuck-up things to Fuji-kun.
I wonder if the girls are going to give me the cold shoulder? What should I do...is it that okay?

Text：　みのり先生心の声
Minori-sensei's inner voice

Saizaki：　いやっ・・・大丈夫　大丈夫・・・
私は教師・・・憎まれ役を買ってでるのも仕事のうち！
ただでさえ問題の起きやすい野外研修・・・！　私が・・・私が・・・しっかりしないと・・・
No, it's fine, it's fine...
I'm a teacher...undertaking something so thankless is my job.
Even in normal circumstances, trips are places where it's easy for problems to come up. If...if I don't keep a firm grip on things...

Vice-principal：　才崎くん　点呼終わった？
Saizaki-kun, are you done with the roll-call?

Saizaki：　はい　ただ今
Yes, just now.

Vice-principal：　じゃあ皆整列させて滑る準備をさせてくれ
Well, then, get everyone in a line and get them prepared to go skiing.

Text：　これから一時間後
One hour later


Page 6
Fuji：　結構チョロイな
It's pretty easy.

Ashitaba：　おお～・・・
Ohhh...

Saizaki：　藤くん　美作くん　変な体勢で滑らない！
アシタバくん感心しないで
本好くん！　ゲレンデを荒らさない！
Fuji-kun, Mimasaka-kun, don't do any weird poses!
Ashitaba-kun, don't admire them!
Motoyoshi-kun! Don't damage the ski slope!

Motoyoshi：　だって俺滑れないし・・・
But I'm not skiing...

Saizaki：　先生！　それもダメです！
Sensei! You can't do that!

Hades-sensei：　そ・・・そんな・・・これを封じられたら僕は・・・どうすれば・・・
No...no way...if I'm can't...then what am I going to do...

Saizaki：　ロッジで待機しててください！
そ・・・想像以上に手に負えない！
これだから職員室で「２－Aはアホのワゴン販売」とか散々なこと言われるんだ　　もう～！
いや・・・諦めちゃダメ・・・！　私が・・・私さえしっかりしてれば・・・
ん・・・
Please stand-by at the lodge!
He is just out of control beyond imagine!
It's because of him that people are going to say stuff like, "2-A is full of idiots" in the staffroom...really!
No...I can't give up...! If...if I can just hang on...
Hmm...


Page 7
Kaburagi：　きゃあ！　きゃーきゃー
やっ・・・どっ・・・どうやって止まるのこれ～？
Kyaa! Kyaa! Kyaaa!
How...how do I stop!

Saizaki：　あれはB組の鏑木さん・・・
That's Kaburagi from the B-group...

Girl：　シンヤちゃんかっこいい～
Shinya-chan's so cool...

Girl：　本人キャーキャー言ってるけど・・・
Even though she was all, "kyaa, kyaa..."

Saizaki：　いいなぁB組は・・・あんな子がクラスの中心にいてくれたら　うちのクラスも少しはまとまりを持ってくれるかも・・・
The B-group is good...if I had kids like that in the class...they might bring everyone together a bit.

Senoo：　間違いねー　ありゃ本能で滑ってんだな！
さすが姐さん　　ダテにふくらはぎカチカチじゃねーぜ！
Don't get it wrong, she's skiing by instinct!
As expected of Nee-san. She has such a cool way of keeping her legs together!

Saizaki：　ちょっと！　君誰ですか？　２年の子じゃないでしょう？
どうしてここにいるんですか？
Wait a minute, who are you? You're not a second year student!
What are you doing here?

Senoo：　あ？　楽しそーだからついてきたんだよ
まぁ　　細けーこと気にすんなって
Huh? It looked fun so I came along.
Don't worry about something so minor.

Saizaki：　細かくありません！　だいぶ大ごとです！
It's not minor at all! It's a big deal!

Senoo：　誰だテメー　　話せコラ
まだ滑ってねーんだぞ
Who the hell are ou? Let me go!
I still haven't gone skiing yet!

Person：　こら動くな
Hey, stop moving around.

Saizaki：　全く・・・ん・・・？
Good Lord...hmm...?


Page 8
Saizaki：　ど・・・どこの誰ですか？　花巻さん？
Who...who is this? Hanamaki-san?

Hanamaki：　あう・・・す・・・すみません
転んだら抜けなくなっちゃって・・・
Ahh...I'm...I'm sorry.
Well I fell over, I couldn't get out...

Saizaki：　どういう転び方をしたらそう・・・
と・・・とにかく今助けます！　しっかり！
ん・・・
えいっ！
How did you manage to fall like this...
Any...anyway, I'll help you out, hang on!
Nnnn...
Ooof!

Hanamaki：　はやあっ
あ・・・ありがとうございま・・・
ん？
Haaah!
Tha...thank...
Hm?

Saizaki and Hanamaki：　きゃああああ！
Kyaaaaaaaaa!

Kid：　何？
What was that?

Kid：　ヤバイ　誰か落ちた！
先生！　せんせー！
Oh, God! Someone fell!
Sensei! Sensei!


Page 9
Hades-sensei：　はい・・・もう動かして大丈夫です
大したことなくて本当に良かった・・・
All right...you're good to move around.
I'm just glad it wasn't anything bad.

?：　私最近こんな目に遭ってばっかり・・・
I've only been given looks like that lately...
[T/N: I can't tell whether this is Hades or Saizaki saying this. The speech bubble is coming from Hades but it says 私 when Hades uses 僕. IDK, either way it works.]

Hades-sensei：　今日はもう安静にしていたほうがいいね・・・
才崎先生は・・・クラスのことが心配かもしれませんがまあ教員は他にも沢山いますし・・・
It'd be best if you rested today.
Saizaki-sensei, you shouldn't worry about your class, there's lots of other teachers here.

Saizaki：　こ・・・こんなものケガのうちに入りません
私は平気です！　もっと強くテーピングしてください！
I...I didn't get that hurt!
I'm fine! Make the taping stronger!

Hades-sensei：　・・・子供たちのためにもあなたに無理はさせられません
自分の体の状態がわからない歳でもないでしょう
今休んでいてください
はい　お茶
It's for the children that that's not an option here.
It's not like you don't understand your own body at your age.
Please rest for now.
All right, here's some tea.

Saizaki：　な・・・なによ・・・少しは養護教諭らしいことも言うんじゃない！
ハデス先生か・・・そんなに信用できないってわけでもないのかも・・・
悔しいけどおいしいわ・・・
・・・って
このお茶どこから
What...what was that...that was something a school nurse would say...!
Hades-sensei...this doesn't mean that I can't really rely on him...
It's annoying but...it's delicious.
So...
This tea, where did you get it from?


Page 10
Saizaki：　なんですかそれはっ！
What is that!

Hades-sensei：　えっ
これから生徒たちに配給に行こうかと・・・
あっ　もしかしてこれもいけませんでしたか？
Eh...
I was going to give it out to the students after this...
Ah, is...is this not allowed either?

Saizaki：　当然です　　早急に片付けてください！
や・・・やっぱりこんな人に私の生徒は任せられない！
あの子たちに限って今度何も起こらない・・・いや・・・起こさないわけがないわ
私が・・・私がなんとかしない・・・
と・・・
Of course not! You need to put that away right now!
I...I really can't leave my students to a man like this!
If you set boundaries on the kids, then nothing will happen...no...it's not like I would let anything happen.
If...if I don't do something
Somehow...

Hades-sensei：　才崎先生！
さ・・・
Saizaki-sensei!
Sa...

Hanamaki：　せ・・・先生 そのお茶もしかしてお手製・・・
Se...sensei...is that tea home-made...?

Hades-sensei：　ちょ・・・ちょっと配合を失敗しちゃったかも・・・
よかった・・・生徒の口に入らなくて
I...I must have made a mistake in the mixture...
I'm glad the students didn't drink it...

Saizaki：　私が・・・
わ・・・
私がなんとかしないと・・・
I
I...
If I don't do something somehow...


Page 11
Mimasaka：　そろそろスキーも飽きたな
よっしゃ　　雪合戦でもすっか
アシタバ玉作んの　手伝えよ！
Well, I've had about enough skiing.
All right! How about a snowball fight?
Ashitaba, you make some! Help out!

Ashitaba：　えっ？　ダ　ダメだよ
みのり先生に怒られたばっかじゃん！
Eh? No...no way!
We're just going to make Minori-sensei mad!

Mimasaka：　大丈夫大丈夫　本人見てねーし
せっかく貸切なんだからこれくれーやんなきゃソンだろ！
It's fine, it's fine, I don't see her.
Well, they went through all this trouble for the reservation so it'd be a total loss if we didn't.

Ashitaba：　そ　そういう問題かなぁ・・・
Is...is the problem here...?

Fuji：　俺は昼寝がしたい・・・
ハデスの野郎どこ行きやがったんだ？
な・・・なんだ・・・？　地響きが・・・
雪崩か？
I want to take an afternoon nap...
Where'd that idiot Hades go off to?
Wha...what the hell...!
An tremor...is it an avalanche?

Ashitaba：　ふっふっ藤くん！
うしろ・・・うしろ　おおおおおおおお
Fu...Fu...Fuji!
Behind...behind...ohhhh...

Fuji：　え・・・
Wha...


Page 12
Disease demon：　見つけましたよ・・・
I've found you.

Fuji：　でかい美作？
A giant Mimasaka?!

Ashitaba：　こ・・・これ本好くんが作ってたヤツじゃない？
さすがにこんなにでっかくはなかったけど・・・
Isn't...isn't that the one that Motoyoshi-kun made?
I didn't think he could make one that big...


Page 13
Motoyoshi：　す・・・すごい！
美っちゃんレプリカ７作目にして遂に
生命が宿った・・・！
A...amazing!
At last I have witnessed Micchan's replica, 7th edition.
It's been given life...!

Ashitaba：　本好くんいたの？
ていうかアレに似た様なの過去に６体も作ったの？
You were here, Motoyoshi-kun?
I mean, you've made six others that look like that?

Fuji：　おい　ゴチャゴチャ言ってねーで逃げろ！　襲ってくるぞ！
Hey, don't stand around talkin' about shit, run! It's attacking!

All the kids：　ぎゃああっ！
Gyaaaa!


Page 14
Hades-sensei：　悲鳴・・・？
一体・・・
なんだろう・・・あれ・・・
A scream...?
Just what...
What is that?

Disease demon：　逃げるんじゃありません　　反省なさい
罪には罰を・・・
間違いには修正を・・・
悪い子には・・・お仕置きを！
Running away, are you? You should reconsider that.
You'll be punished for this crime...
Correct your mistakes...
Bad children will be punished!

Fuji：　な・・・
なんだ　あ・・・
Wha...
What...ahh...


Page 15
Ashitaba：　藤くん！　美作くーん！
Fuji-kun! Mimasaka-kun!

Motoyoshi：　美っちゃん
Micchan!

Disease demon：　ゲレンデでの雪遊び・・・
スキー４人乗りなんてもっての外です
悔い改めなさい・・・
Playing in the snow on the ski slope...
Skiing with four people riding on you is ridiculous.
Repent...!

Fuji：　お・・・俺が悪いんじゃな・・・
I'm...I'm not doing anything wrong...

Motoyoshi：　・・・これ俺のせいじゃないよね？
This isn't my fault?

Ashitaba：　だ・・・だと思うけど・・・
この声・・・もしかして・・・
み・・・
みのり先生・・・？
That's...that what I'm thinking but...
That voice...could it be...
Mi...
Minori-sensei...?

Hades-sensei：　アシタバくん　本好くん
藤くんと美作くんを連れて避難して
そいつは僕がなんとかする！
Ashitaba-kun, Motoyoshi-kun.
Take Fuji-kun and Mimasaka-kun and find shelter.
I'll do something about this!

Ashitaba and Motoyoshi：　ハデス先生！
だ・・・
Hades-sensei!
That's...


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Ashitaba and Motoyoshi：　ださっ！
That's so uncool!

Ashitaba：　けどメチャクチャ速いよ！
た・・・確かにアレごとぶつかれば倒せるかも！
わあっ！
But it's going crazy fast!
If...if he hits it with that, I'm sure it'll fall over!
Uwaah!

Hades-sensei：　みんな大丈夫・・・？
Is everyone all right...?

Ashitaba：　な・・・なんとか・・・
Some...somehow...

Motoyoshi：　ああ・・・俺の美っちゃんレプリカ７号・・・
安らかに・・・
Ahh...my Micchan replica, 7th edition...
May he rest in peace...

Hades-sensei：　な・・・
Wha...


Page 17
Disease demon：　悪い子には・・・
お仕置きです・・・！
Bad children..
Will be punished...!

Ashitaba：　せ･･･先生　あれ・・・病魔なの？
Se...sensei, is that...a disease demon?

Hades-sensei：　そのようだけど・・・
これは・・・操っている本体が別にいるな・・・
影響型か・・・？
It seems that way but...
The real form that's pulling the strings isn't necessarily here...
Is it an influencing-type...?

Ashitaba：　・・・ほ・・・「本体」・・・？　って・・・
も・・・もしかして・・・
Real..."real form"...? Then...
It can't be...

Saizaki：　ん・・・
はっ！
い・・・いけない私・・・いつの間に眠って・・・？
研修は・・・
Hmm...
Haa!
Oh, no I...how long was I asleep...?
The trip...


Page 18
Hades-sensei：　もう生徒たちは夕食を済ませましたよ
これから入浴ですね・・・
The students have already finished with their dinner.
After that, they took a bath.

Saizaki：　は・・・ハデス先生！　いらっしゃるならどうして起こしてくださらなかったんですか？
Ha...Hades-sensei! If you were here, why didn't you wake me up?

Hades-sensei：　起こす必要性を感じませんでしたので・・・
I didn't believe that was necessary.

Saizaki：　な・・・
・・・それはケガをした教員など役立たずだとおっしゃってるんですか・・・？
Wha...
I was hurt. Are the teachers talking about how no-good and useless I am...?

Hades-sensei：　まさか！　とんでもない・・・生徒たちが　皆いい子にしていたからですよ
先生のご指導がずいぶん効いたみたいですね・・・
実に模範的な研修態度で・・・一切手がかかりませんでしたよ・・・
Perish the thought! Of course not...all of the students were well-behaved.
It seems your guidance has been very effective...
Because your behavior has been exemplary, none of students were very hard to handle.

Saizaki：　えっ・・・
そ・・・そんなばかな・・・あの子たちに限ってそんなことが・・・
Ehh...don't be ridiculous...you set limits on children, so that things like that...

Hades-sensei：　さあ・・・才崎先生の日頃の指導の賜物じゃあないですか・・・？
Well, don't you have a natural gift for leadership...?

Saizaki：　な・・・何を・・・
Wha...what are you...

Fuji：　やれやれ・・・
Jesus...


Page 19
Fuji：　これだから真面目な奴は厄介だよな
Serious chicks like that are so annoying.

Mimasaka：　まーまー　みのりちゃんもまだ若いセンセーだからな　　一生ケンメイなのさ
かわいいじゃねーの
Well, well, Minori-chan is still a young teacher, you know. She's at that age where she's really eager.
Isn't she cute?

Fuji：　・・・お前黒コゲにされといてよくそんなこと言えるな
You can still say that, even though she burnt you to a crisp?

Mimasaka：　オレはイイ女のやることなら何でも許せる
I can forgive anything that a good woman does.

Fuji：　あっそ・・・
Uh-huh.

Motoyoshi：　ねえ　アシタバくん　美っちゃん知らない？
Hey, Ashitaba-kun, do you know where Micchan is?

Ashitaba：　えっ？　さっきまでいたんだけど・・・どこ行ったのかな・・・
あと５分でお風呂だよ
Eh? He was just here...I wonder where he went...
The bath's only open five more minutes...

Yasuda：　美作！
こっちこっち
Mimasaka!
Over here, over here.

Mimasaka：　安田！
Yasuda!

Yasuda：　待ってたぜ・・・
野外研修編遂に俺の出番だな・・・
I've been waiting...
It's finally my turn in this.