Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 20

Here we go. Tell me if I'm wrong, reserved translation, so on and so forth.

Page 1
Yasuda：　野外研修最高にして最大のイベント・・・
風呂！
当然覗く！
仮病使ってスキー丸サボりしたおかげで下準備もカンペキだ
これを完遂させなければなんのために雪山まで来たのかわからねーぜ・・・
It's time for the field trip's best event...
The baths!
Of course we're gonna peek!
Since I pretended to be sick to get out of skiing, the preliminary arrangements are perfect.
If we can't accomplish this, for what did we come all the way to these snowy mountains?

Mimasaka：　安田・・・
お前・・・
本当にバカだな！
最高だ！
Yasuda...
You're...
You're such an idiot!
The biggest one ever!

Yasuda：　フッ　やめろよ　照れるだろ
そうそう実は仲間がいるんだよ
Fuhh, stop, you're making things awkward.
Oh, that's right, I have an associate here.

Mimasaka：　仲間？
An associate?

Yasuda：　おい！　出てきていいぞ
Hey, you can come on out!


Page 2
Mimasaka：　あっ！
テメーは・・・！
Ahh!
You're...

Yamada：　えへ・・・
ど・・・どうも・・・
Ehe...
He...hello...

Mimasaka：　新聞部の・・・あ～M田！
You're the newpaper clubs...ah...M-da!

Yamada：　やっ・・・ちっ・・・違います！　山田です！
よく言われますけど・・・
Yah...that's not it! It's Yamada!
At least say it right...

Mimasaka：　よりによってお前かよ！
またクロでもねーこと企んでんじゃねーだろうな
Of all people, it had to be you!
Are you scheming something awful again?

Yamada：　そっ・・それは・・・
企んでます・・・けど・・・
お・・・お互い様じゃないですか？
止めたいならどうぞ・・・その代わりあなたたちのこと女子にバラしちゃいますからね・・・
I...I...
Am scheming something...but...
But aren't we in the same boat here?
Stop me if you want to...but instead, I'll tell on you to the girls.

Mimasaka：　てめー　淀橋に似てきたな・・・
つーか仲間ったって女子じゃねーか！　どういうことだよ
You really are like Yadobashi, aren't you.
Even if she's on your side, she's still a girl. What's going on here?

Yasuda：　女湯に味方がいるんだぞ！　スゲー心強いだろ！
She's supporting us! It's really reassuring!

Yamada：　そうですよ　仲良くやりましょう
That's right. Let's get along.

Mimasaka：　信用に足りるヤツじゃねーが・・・まあ・・・
I don't really have a lot of confidence in you but...well...

Yasuda：　もういいだろ　　それより時間だ
急ぐぞ！
Get over it already. More importantly, it's time.
Let's get going here.


Page 3
Title：　安田ふたたび
Yasuda Once Again


Page 4
Sign(s)：　のぞきダメ！　ゼッタイ
女湯を覗いた生徒にはきびしい罰を与えます
女の子の気持ちを考えましょう
You can't peep! Absolutely not!
Students that peek in the women's baths will be strictly punished.
Let's consider the girl's feelings.

Ashitaba：　何してるんですか・・・？
What are you doing...?

Hades-sensei：　才崎先生が男湯までは監視できないからって・・・これを・・・
あ・・・それより身長と体重測っていかない？
Since Saizaki-sensei couldn't keep a look out on the men's baths...I am.
Ah, more importantly, do you want to measure your weight and height?

Fuji：　のぞきか・・・
ちげーよ　バカ！　誰がするか
そういや美作たち見ねーなど思っただけで・・・
Peeping, huh...
Yeah, right, you idiot! Who would do that?
I just meant that I hadn't seen Mimasaka and his bunch around...

Mimasaka：　おい！　人聞きのワリーこと言ってんじゃねーぞ
Hey, you're gonna ruin our reputation, sayin' shit like that.


Page 5
Ashitaba：　美作くん　どこ行ってたの？
Mimasaka-kun, where did you go?

Mimasaka：　あ？　クソだよ　クソ・・
いやー　出した　出した・・・
I had to take a shit.
Got it out.

Yasuda：　長ーわ　臭せーわで散々だったぜ
さて脱ぐかー
It took a long time and it was gross, beyond fucked up.
Well, then, let's get undressed.

Mimasaka：　・・・で？
So?

Yasuda：　そこの扉・・・
That door over there...

Mimasaka：　ボイラー室・・・！
The boiler room...!

Yasuda：　調査の結果なんと女湯と直結してるってことがわかった
立入禁止にこそなってはいるが・・・
逆に言えば万が一見つかった時「面白そうだったんで遊んでました」で逃げられるということだ
I found out from my investigations that it has a direction connection to the women's bath.
It's an off-limits area but...
On the other hand, if by any small chance they find us, we'll just say, "it looked interesting, so we wanted to hang out there" and we'll be able to escape.

Mimasaka：　すばらしい
どれ・・・ちょっと中の様子を確認しておくか・・・
Amazing...
Well, then, shall we go ahead and check it out a little?


Page 6
Hades-sensei：　あっ　ダメだよ　ボイラー室は
あぶないからね
まあ　どの道才崎先生がのぞき対策で塞いじゃったから入れないんだけど・・・
「ここから女湯に進入する可能性がある」とかって・・・
Ah, you can't go in there in the boiler room.
It's dangerous.
Anyway, Saizaki-sensei blocked it as an anti-peeking counter measure so you can't go in.
"There's a possibility of getting into the women's baths through here"...and so on.

Fuji：　大げさだな～
That's pretty damn exaggerated.

Ashitaba：　でもさあ　普通あり得ないよね　のぞきなんて
大体うまくいくわけないし
Well, isn't it generally impossible to peek?
It's not like it ever turns out well...

Fuji：　それはどうだろうな
のぞきたい一心で病魔にかかるヤツとかいるかも
What's up with that?
It's like they've contracted a disease demon, wanting to peek so badly...

Ashitaba：　ああでも確かに
安田くんなんてカンニングしたさに病魔にかかったわけだし・・・
先生
Ahh, that's true.
Yasuda-kun did catch a disease demon that made him cheat...
Sensei.

Hades-sensei：　ん？
Hmm?

Ashitaba：　一度病魔にかかった人がまた別の病魔にかかることってあるんですか？
Once a person's caught a disease demon, can they catch a different one?


Page 7
Hades-sensei：　なくはないけど・・・
病魔はその人の強い感情に呼ばれてやってくるから
その人に大きな悩みが２つも３つもあればそういう場合になるだろうね・・・
でも結果で言えばほとんどないよ
大体みんな一度罹れば精神的に一回り成長するしね
I think they could but...
For disease demons, people have to call out to them with strong feelings.
If they have a lot of troubles, they could have two or three; it would be that kind of situation.
But if you're talking about it actually happening, there's not much of a chance.
Generally if everyone catches one once, their emotions mature.

Ashitaba：　へぇ～　そうなんだ
Ohhh, I see.

Fuji：　それでも再発する奴はよっぽどコリないバカってことだな
But still, a guy who catches one again would have to be an idiot who didn't learn from it the first time.

Hades-sensei：　そこまで言わなくても・・・
I wouldn't go that far...

Ashitaba：　あれっ　美作くん
なに・・・泣いて・・・
Ah, Mimasaka-kun.
What...are you crying!

Mimasaka：　うるせー！　
こうなったら死ぬほどサッパリしてきてやる
Shut up!
You don't even know what's going on here!
[T/N: I kind of sort of rewrote the last part? Because, IDK, it sounded super awkward to me in Japanese so...yeah.]


Page 8
Yamada：　遅いなぁ・・・
安田くんボイラー室前で集合って言ってたのに・・・
早くしないとみんなあがって来ちゃうよ・・・
He's late...
Even though he told me we'd meet in front of the boiler room...
If he doesn't hurry up, everyone's going to get out and leave...

Yasuda：　おい・・・おい！　新聞部
山田！
Hey...hey! Newspaper club!
Yamada!

Yamada：　ん？
Huh?

Yasuda：　俺だ！
It's me!

Yamada：　わあっ！
やっ・・・安田くん？
Waaah!
Ya...Yasuda-kun?

Yasuda：　悪い！　色々あって遅れた
作戦変更だ！　見ろよ　これ
Sorry 'bout that. I was late for a lot of different reasons.
I've changed my strategy! Look at it!


Page 9
Yasuda：　「マザーガード」
コイツを上におぶってる間・・・俺の体は背景と同化する！
"Mother Guard."
While I'm carrying this thing on top of me...my body blends into the background!

Disease demon：　心配ゴム用や安田ちゃん
おばちゃんに任しとき・・・
It's my job to erase your worries, Yasuda-chan.
Just leave it to Obachan...

Yamada：　きゃ・・・
Kyaa...

Yasuda：　ただ背景に完全になじむまで３秒くらいかかるから・・・
かなりゆっくり動かないとバレる
I only have 30 seconds to get adapted to the background.
If I don't move really slow, I'll get found out.

Yamada：　じゃあ安田くん・・・その状態で直結女湯まで入ってくるつもりで・・・
へ・・・変態・・・
Well, Yasuda-kun...I thought the plan was to just bring you as far as a direct connection to the women's baths.
You're...you're a pervert.

Yasuda：　ばっ・・・バカ言え　男なんてみんなどこかしら変態なんだよ
俺はちょっぴりオーブンなだけだ！
Don't...don't say stupid shit! In some respects, all men are perverts.
I'm just a little bit more so!

Yamada：　わ
わかりました　そういうことなら
でも・・・安田くんそんな状態で
あたしとの約束は果たせるんですか？
I understand. So, if that's how it is, then...
With this kind of situation, Yasuda-kun...
Can you promise me something?

Yasuda：　え？
Huh?


Page 10
Yasuda：　や・・・約束・・・？
Pro...promise?

Yamada：　わ・・・忘れないでください！
藤くんか鏑木くんか一年生の妹尾くんのマヌケで恥ずかしい写真です！
これを入手して帰らないとあたし頭の形が変わるくらい叩かれて・・・
You...you can't forget it!
I have to get an embarrassing photo of either Fuji-kun, Kaburagi-kun or that first year Senoo-kun.
If I don't come back with something like that, he's going to hit me so hard my head will change shape!

Yadobashi：　あいつらだけは絶対ゆるさん
I'll never forgive those bastards.

Yasuda：　わ・・・わかったって後で絶対なんとかするから！
今はとりあえず女湯だ！
O...okay, afterward we'll definitely do it.
Let's just focus on the women's baths right now!

Yamada：　もお～・・・
絶対ですよ！
Ohhh...
You have to do it!

Girl：　スキー楽しかったねー
I really liked skiing.

Girl：　つかれたよ
I'm so tired...

Girl：　くすぐったい～
That tickles...!

Girl：　もォそれ取っちゃいなよ～
Ahh, you take it...

Girl：　やだぁ
Noo...

Yasuda：　つ・・・遂に・・・遂に来た・・・これが・・・これが・・・
女！　女！　女！　女！　女湯！
At...at last...I've arrived at last. This is...this is...
The women's...the women's... the women's...the women's...the women's baths!

Girl：　きゃはは
Kyahaha!

Girl：　もーやめてよ
Stop it already.

Girl：　あはは
Ahaha.


Page 11
Yasuda：　でもこんな体勢じゃビミョーに足しか見えねー！
クソ！　かがめ！　ほら！　しゃがめ！　桶取れ必要だろそれ取れよ桶コラアア
But from here, I can only see their legs!
Damn it! Bend down! Hey! Squat! Pick up a bucket, don't you have to? Pick one up, heeey!

Yamada：　や・・・安田くん動きが見えてます！
もっと・・・もっとゆっくり！
Ya...Yasuda-kun, they can see you moving!
Just...just got a little slower!

Yasuda：　ぐっ・・・んなこと言ったって・・・
Guh...even if you say that...

Disease demon：　そうやでおばちゃんだって
でけることでけんことあるからね
That's right, even though I'm an old..
There are times when I can and I can't.
[T/N: でける doesn't seem to be a word. So, um, maybe it's an older person's way of saying できる? This is me pulling answers out of my ass...]

Hachiya：　や・・・
ま・・・
だ・・・
さ～ん・・・
Ya...
Ma...
Da...
Saaan...

Yamada：　え・・・
Huh...

Hachiya：　スキありっ
Gotcha!

Yamada：　ひゃああっ！
あ・・・えっと　蜂谷さん！
Hyaaa!
Ah, uh...Hachiya-san!

Hachiya：　わははっ　ごちそう様！
今ねーフロお時間内にどんだけ女子の乳もめっか試してんの！
Wahaha, thanks for the meal!
I'm trying out this hotspot of boob activity while we're here in the baths.

Text box：　２－B　女子
蜂谷　蜜味
2-B girl
Hachiya Mitsumi


Page 12
Hachiya：　もう　コンプ間近だかんねー
I'm almost done...

Yamada：　そ・・・そうですか・・・
Oh...oh, really?

Yasuda：　い・・・今・・・俺の頭上で行われたものは・・・まさか・・・
女子同士の乳もみ合戦（造語）では・・・？
そんなのマンガの中でしか見たことねーぞ　見たい！
絶対見る！
Could it be that...above me right now...
The girls are having a boob battle (made-up word)...?
You only see that in manga! I want to see!
I absolutely have to!

Hachiya：　でもまだ大物を残してんだ
ほら！　ほら！　あれ！
But I've still got a big left to go.
Look, look, over there!

Yamada：　えっ・・・
・・・って
えっ？
か・・・鏑木さん？
あの・・・悪いこと言いません・・・彼女はやめておいた方が・・・
Ehh...
You mean...
Eh?
Ka...Kaburagi-san?
Not to be rude but...you should probably leave her alone...

Hachiya：　ああ確か空手やってんでしょ？
大丈夫だって胸もむくらい！
Yeah, doesn't she do karate?
It's fine, I'm just gonna squish her boobs.


Page 13
Hachiya：　へへへ・・・まあ見てなって・・・
コンプリ・・・
Hehehe...let's see it...
Be complete...!

Kaburagi：　えっ？
きゃーっ　やだ！　誰？　ごめんなさい！
大丈・・・
Eh?
Kyaaa! Oh, no, was that someone? I'm sorry!
Are you...

Hachiya：　ん？
Hmm?


Page 14
Yasuda：　バレた！
I've been found out!

Yamada：　安田くん　いつの間にあんな所まで・・・
Yasuda-kun, when did you get there...

Girl：　どーしたの？
What's wrong?

Hachiya：　なんかわかんないけどここの床
やけにやわらかいっつーか・・・
I don't really know but on the floor right here...
It's really soft.

Girl：　ホントだ　やわらかーい
Oh, it really is!

Girl：　おもしろーい
Weeeird!

Yasuda：　ぐっ
う・・・
Guh...
Uhh...

Girl：　今ちょっと動かなかった？
Didn't it just move?

Girl：　やだ～　キモチわる～
Oh, that's so creepy!

Kaburagi：　あっ・・・あの・・・蜂谷さん
ごめんね！　さっきはつい・・・
Ah...um...Hachiya-san...
I'm sorry!
I just did that, without thinking...

Hachiya：　なんだァ　いーってあたしもそれ覚悟でやってんだからさ
それより鏑木さんもココ触ってみてよ
What? It's cool, I give up.
But forget about that, come over here and feel this.

Kaburagi：　え・・・？
Eh...?


Page 15
Hachiya：　・・・と見せかけた　いただき
Psyche! Let's eat...!

Kaburagi：　わあああっ！
Waaaaah!

???：　わかった　鏑木さんは正面から堂々襲えばいい
Oh, I see, so it's better to attack Kaburagi-san from the front?

???：　い・・・意味わかんないこと言わ・・・
Pl...please don't say things you don't -

Yasuda：　い・・・今俺の上で何が起こってるんだ？
も・・・もうダメだ　限界だ　だが動くわけにも・・・
What's going on above me right now?
I...I can't take it anymore! I'm at my limit! I can't even move...

Saizaki：　こら！　いいかげんにしなさい！
Hey! Act properly!

Hachiya：　みのりちゃん
Minori-chan.

Saizaki：　あなたたち浴場であまりはしゃぐんじゃありません
滑って転んだら大変えしょう
The bathhouses are not for playing around in.
It would be awful if you slipped and fell.

???：　ねー先生ここの床がヘンなんだよ　やわらかくて
Hey, sensei, the floor is really weird right here. It's all soft.

Saizaki：　やわらかい・・・？
Soft...?

???：　そう　そう
Yeah, yeah.

Yamada：　たっ　多分お水が中に入っちゃっててプヨプヨに・・・
So...something probably got into the water and made it all jelly-like...

Hachiya：　そうかなあ　石のタイルだよー？
You think? It's a stone floor.


Page 16
Saizaki：　わかりました　　責任者の方に報告しておきます
危険かもしれないのであなたたちはそれ以上触らないように
I understand. We'll go report this to someone in charge here.
It might be dangerous so don't touch it anymore.

Girls：　はーい
Yes.

Yasuda：　え？
う・・・うそだろ　まさか俺助かったのか？
ああああ　みのりちゃん！　女神！　俺もう二度と体育（みのりちゃん）の授業サボりません・・・！
Eh?
No...no way. Am I really saved?
Ahhh, Minori-chan! You're a goddess! I'm never going to skip out on gym class again...!

Hachiya：　山田さん？　何泣いてんの？
Yamada-san? Why are you crying?

Yamada：　な　なんでもないです・・・
No...no reason...

Saizaki：　にしても・・・
本当にやわらかいわね
どうなてるのかしら・・・
Even so...
It really is soft...
I wonder how it got to be this way...


Page 17
Saizaki：　ぎゃああああああああっ！
Gyaaaaaaaaaa!

Ashitaba：　な・・・何今の・・・
女湯で何かあったのかな・・・
Wha...what was that just now?
Did something happen in the women's baths?

Fuji：　さあ　超でかいナメクジでも出たんだろ
Maybe a huge slug or something got in.

Mimasaka：　オレ活躍の予感！
ちょっと行ってくる！
I've got a feeling things are about to get heated up.
See ya in a bit!

Fuji：　死なない程度にがんばれよ
Good luck, don't die.

Text box：　こうして・・・野外研修の夜は更けていった・・・
And so, the night of the field trip wore on...


Page 18
Ashitaba：　あの・・・先生　安田くんがいないんですけど・・・
Um, sensei, Yasuda-kun isn't here...

Saizaki：　安田くんはハデス先生と一緒に帰るようです
あとは知りません
He's coming back with Hades-sensei.
I don't know why.

Hades-sensei：　安田くん
君は少し自制心というものを持った方がいいね・・・
Yasuda-kun.
It would be great if you just had a little self-control...

Yasuda：　は・・・はい　スミマセン　あの・・・
Ye...yes. I'm sorry. Um...

Disease demon：　しつこいなあ　反省した言うてるやろ
おばちゃんもしまいには怒るで・・・
How obstinate. I'm telling you to reconsider.
I'll end up getting angry...

Hades-sensei：　ふふ・・・すっかり好かれちゃったようだね・・・
じゃあ・・・君には特別・・・お仕置きも兼ねて
いつもより念入に吸い出してあげよう
Fufu...it seems you really are quite fond of them.
Well, then...along with my...special punishment
I'm going to be a bit more thorough than usual in drawing it out.

Yasuda：　えっ・・・
Eh...

Hades-sensei：　どこかいいかな・・・
やっぱり粘膜から直接・・・
Is anywhere okay?
Then, I'll go directly from the mucus membrane...

Yasuda：　え・・・ちょ・・・ちょっ・・待・・・
ひ・・・！
Eh...wa...wa...wai...
Hi...!


Page 19
Yasuda：　あああががががががばああアアアアア！
Ahhhhgagagagahabaaaaaa!

Hades-sensei：　はい　大丈夫・・・大丈夫だよ
痛かったら右手挙げてね～・・・
All right, it's okay, it's okay...
If it hurts, raise your right hand...

Text box：　翌日
The next day

Ashitaba：　先生　安田くんの様子がおかしいんですけど・・・
Sensei, Yasuda-kun's acting kind of strange...

Mimasaka：　もはや誰だよ
I don't even know who you are anymore.

Saizaki：　反省の姿勢が見られます
すばらしいことですね
You can see he's had an attitude adjustment.
Isn't it wonderful?

Text：　安田のこの状態はしばらく続いた
Yasuda's current condition continued on for a little while longer.

Yadobashi：　なんだ・・・？　これは・・・
What the hell...is this?

Yamada：　・・・お・・・
「お風呂でうっかり寝ちゃって湯船に沈んだ藤くん」で・・・
痛あっ！
In...
"In the bathtub, Fuji-kun accidentally fell asleep and sunk down into the water..."
Ow!