Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 25

O-ho-ho, here we are, the long-awaited Fuji arc! I know a lot of you were waiting for this one and I must say, it's one of my favorites. Hopefully I did a better job on this trans than the last.

Reserved for Muda Scans. Please tell me if I messed up or missed a line or whatever.

Page 1
Fuji：　今日一日俺を保健室にかくまって欲しいんだ
いいだろう別にたった一日だ
頼む！　先生一生のお願い
Just for today I need to hide out in the infirmary.
All right, all I need is one day.
Please! That's my only request.

Hades-sensei：　藤くん・・・
気のせいだろうか・・・君の「一生のお願い」を僕はもう７回ほど聞いた気がする・・・
Fuji-kun...
Is my imagination...I think I've heard "only request" about seven times now...

Fuji：　そうか・・・それは間違いなく気のせいだな
つーか歳じゃね？
とにかく誰が来ても俺はいないって言ってくれ
アシタバ達も協力してくれてる　頼んだぜ
Yeah...you're mistaken, it's your imagination.
You gettin' old?
Anyway, even if anyone comes in here, tell them I'm not here.
Get Ashitaba and everyone in on it. I'm leaving it to you.

Hades-sensei：　頼んだって僕　まだいいよって言ってないんだけど・・・
何か嫌なことでもあったの・・・？
"I'm leaving it to you"...I can't exactly say it's okay...
Is there something bad going on?

Fuji：　あったんじゃねーよ　これから起こるんだよ
とにかく頼んだからな！
Yeah, there is. It's going to happen now.
Anyway, do this for me!

Hades-sensei：　授業参観・・・？
Parent's day...?

Sign：　授業参観のお知らせ
Parent's day notice.


Page 2
Title：　藤くんの家庭の事情
Fuji-kun's Family Situation


Page 3
Ashitaba：　ねぇ・・・美作くん・・・
いくらおばさんに見つかりたくないからって
これは逆に目立ってると思うんだけど・・・
Hey, Mimasaka-kun...
You said, this is how much I don't want to be found by my mom...
This is more like making us stand out than anything...

Mimasaka：　うるせー　いいから協力しろ
ったく・・・誰だよ　授業参観なんてハタ迷惑な行事最初に考えた奴・・・
オマエの方こそなんなんだ　そのブサイクな人形
Shut up. It's fine, just cooperate with me here.
Jeez, who was the bastard who thought up this whole annoying parent's day thing in the first place...
You're the same way, with your ugly doll.

Ashitaba：　え？
それが　僕もよくわからないんだけど
今日一日これと一緒に行動しろって藤くんが・・・
Huh?
I don't really get it myself but...
Fuji-kun told me to take it with me and use it...

Mimasaka：　あいつ　本当にイヤな事から逃げるためなら努力を惜しまねーな・・・
ある意味すごい行動力だ
He certainly doesn't put a whole lot of effort when it comes to getting away from things he doesn't like.
There's gotta be some reason behind his crazy behavior.

Sister：　ねーやっぱ１年の教室ここじゃないって
もうひとつ上の階だよ
Hey, the first year classroom isn't here after all.
It's one more story up.

Kikka：　うえ～また階段使うの？
Ahh, we have to use the stairs again?

Sister：　キッカ姉は体力なさすぎ
Kikka-nee, you really have no physical strength.

Mimasaka：　おっ！
見ろよアシタバ　美形の姉ちゃん４人組！
誰の保護者だよ　うらやましい
Ohh!
Look, Ashitaba! A group of pretty older girls!

Ashitaba：　あっ　ねえ　あっちも凄いよ　美作くん
Ah, hey, over here is pretty crazy too, Mimasaka-kun.


Page 4
Ashitaba：　スゴイ　和服だよ　和服
ウチの学年にそんなセレブっぽい人いたっけ？
Amazing...it's Japanese clothes.
Do we have anyone in our grade who's like a celebrity?

Mimasaka：　さーな　ヤローが何着てようが興味ねーよ
よく見りゃいけ好かねーツラしてやがる
Who knows? I don't have any interest in what that guy's wearing.
If you look closely, he has a really creepy face.

Mimasaka's mom：　蓮太郎！
やっと見つけたよ　まったく
ほら！　あんた今朝お弁当　忘れて行ったでしょ！
Rentarou!
I finally found you! My goodness...
Here! This morning's bentou...you left without it!

Text：　美作の母
美作蓮江
Mimasaka's mother
Mimasaka Hasue

Mimasaka：　オレならいないって言ってくれ
Tell her I'm not here.

Mimasaka's mom：　聞こえてるよ！
なんだい　折角届けに来てあげたのにその態度は
I can hear you!
What! Even though I can all this way to bring it you, that the attitude I get from you -

Ashitaba：　お・・・お久しぶりです　おばさん
It's...it's been a while, obasan.

Mimasaka's mom：　あらぁ　アシタバくん元気？
ねぇねぇ　藤くんは一緒じゃないのかい　あのイケメンの！
おばちゃん藤くんに会えると思って今日はいっぱいオシャレして・・・
Oh, Ashitaba-kun, how are you?
Hey, hey, Fuji-kun isn't with you? That good-looking one?
I thought I might be able to meet him so I got all dressed up today...

Mimasaka：　フジフジうっせーぞババァ　地味メンのアシタバでガマンしろ
Fuji, Fuji! Shut up, old lady! Have some self-control around plain-faced Ashitaba.

Ashitaba：　地味メン？
Plain-faced?


Page 5
Sanzou：　失礼する
申し訳ない　盗み聞きするつもりはなかったのだがお尋ねしたい・・・
君たちは２年A組　藤麓介の知り合い・・・いやお友達だろうか？
姿が見えなくてね　所在を知っているなら教えて願いたい
確かに学校へは送り出したはずなのだが・・・
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to eavesdrop but I need to ask you...
Are you two in second year, A-group...do you know Fuji Rokusuke...no, are you his friends?
I haven't seen him...can you please tell me of his whereabouts?
I'm certain he went to school today...

Ashitaba：　あ・・・さっきの・・・
Ah...you earlier...

Mimasaka's mom：　あら男前！
Oh, so handsome!

Ashitaba：　学校へ・・・
Went to...

Mimasaka：　送り出した・・・？
School...?

Ashitaba：　って・・・
You say...

Mimasaka：　どーりでいけ好かねーツラしてんなーと思ったら・・・
Like I thought - if I think about your creepy face...

Sanzou：　いけ好・・・？
Creepy...?

Mimasaka：　あんた・・・藤の父ちゃんだったのか？
Are you Fuji's dad?

Sanzou：　父・・・？　いえ・・・私は・・・
Dad? No, I'm...

Mimasaka's mom：　こら！　初対面の方になんて態度だい　この子は！
Hey! Is that how you're going to act when first meeting someone?

Mimasaka：　てっ
Teh...!

Mimasaka's mom：　すみませんねぇ　口の利き方を知らない子で・・・
I'm sorry. He doesn't know how to talk to people...

Sanzou：　とんでもございません　お気になさらず
それで・・・麓介は・・・
Think nothing of it. Don't worry about it.
Now then...Rokusuke...


Page 6
Hades-sensei：　このままにする
教室へ返す
このままにする
教室へ返す
このままに・・・
Leave things as they are.
Return him to class.
Leave things as they are.
Return him to class.
Leave things...

Someone：　失礼ま～
Excuse...

Hades-sensei：　やあ・・・美作くんいらっしゃい
藤くんはここは来てないよ
Ohh, Mimasaka-kun, welcome.
Fuji-kun hasn't been here.

Mimasaka：　まだ何も聞いてねーよ
それより藤に客だよ！　どーせいるんだろそこに
No one's asked anything yet.
More importantly, there's a guest for Fuji! He'd at least be here.

Hades-sensei：　お客さん・・・？
A guest...?

Ashitaba：　えっ・・・
What...


Page 7
Ashitaba：　お父さんじゃなくてお兄さん？
す・・・すみません　僕たらてっきり・・・
You're not his father, you're his brother?
I...I'm sorry, I thought -

Sanzou：　いや・・・５つも歳が離れているのでね　よく言われるんだ
どうか気にしないでいただきたい
No, we've five years apart. People say that often.
Please don't worry about it.

Ashitaba：　５つ上？　えっ　１９歳？
Five years older? Eh...he's 19?

Mimasaka：　しかしなんつー物腰やわらかな・・・
ガサツな藤とはくもどろの差だな
But, like, his manner is so soft...
There's such a difference with him and Fuji, who's so crude.

Ashitaba：　雲泥ね
A huge difference.

Sanzou：　ところで・・・弟は今保健室（こちら）に？
朝　具合が悪いようには見えなかったのですが
無理をしていたのでしょうか・・・
By the way...is my younger brother here right now?
He didn't look like he was feeling bad this morning but...
Perhaps he was trying to seem like he was well...?

Hades-sensei：　えっ？
Eh?

Sanzou：　もし容態が良くならないようでしたらこのまま連れて帰りますが・・・
If it seems like he isn't going feel any better, I'll just take him home.

Mimasaka：　おっ・・・
オイオイ兄ちゃん　マジで言ってんのかよ
He...
Hey, hey, onii-chan, did you really just say that?

Ashitaba：　もしかして
知らないんですか？
Could it be...
You don't know?

Sanzou：　知らない？
Don't know?

Mimasaka：　藤のヤツ保健室サボりの常連なん
Stupid Fuji frequently skips out on his classes at the infirmary -

Hades-sensei：　じっ　自主休講です
For...for personal reasons!

Sanzou：　「サボり」・・・ですか・・・？
"Skips out..."?

Hades-sensei：　うっ・・・
Uh...


Page 8
Hades-sensei：　そうか・・・藤くんが極端に授業参観を嫌がっていたのは
この「お兄さん」に会いたくなかったからか・・・！
I see...the reason Fuji-kun hates Parent's Day with a passion...
Is because he didn't want to see his brother.

Ashitaba：　あ・・・あの人眼開いてから明らかに雰囲気変わりましたよ
ふ・・・藤くん殺されちゃうんじゃ・・・！
あれ・・・？　いない・・・
A...after he opened his eyes, it was obvious the atmosphere changed.
He...he's going to kill Fuji-kun!
Huh? He's not there...

Hades-sensei：　お・・・お兄さん五階です！
麓介くん・・・実はついさっき体調が回復したというので
教室に戻ったばかりなんですよ・・・それで・・・
O...onii-san, there's been a misunderstanding!
Rokusuke-kun...the truth is, because he was feeling better a little bit ago
He just went back to class. So...


Page 9
Sanzou：　いえもうよろしいのです　先生
具合による愚行の片棒を担がせてしまったこと・・・心よりお詫び申し上げます
出て来なさい麓介！　
お前の考える程度のことなど知れている
That's enough, sensei.
I offer you a heartfelt apology for my brother getting you involved in his foolish behavior.
Come out right now, Rokusuke!
I know the extent of what you've been doing.

Mimasaka：　に・・・忍者か　あいつ・・・
Is...is he a ninja, that guy...

Sanzou：　さあどういうことだか　説明してもらおうか
麓介
Well, what is this? Are you going to give me an explanation?
Rokusuke?

Fuji：　ウゼーんだよ　人のことよりてめーのデコの拡大心配してろ
山蔵
Oh, shut up. You should be worried than your forehead is larger than the average person's.
Sanzou.


Page 10
Hades-sensei：　まあまあ　落ち着いて
事情は存じませんが仲良くやりましょう
ご家族なんですから・・・
All right, all right, settle down.
We don't know the circumstances so let's get along.
You are family, after all.

Sanzou：　そう・・・ですね・・・申し訳ありません
私としたことが・・・お見苦しいものをお見せしました
お許しください・・・
わかりました
ずいぶんお騒がせしてしまったことですし
今日のところはこれで失礼させていただきます
You're...right...I apologize.
That I would be like that...I have shown you something quite ugly.
Please forgive me.
I understand.
I've caused a lot of trouble.
Well, I will excuse myself for now.

Hades-sensei：　えっ？
Eh?

Sanzou：　 麓介
話の続きは家に帰ってからきちんと聞かせてもらう
今日はまっすぐ帰ってくるように
Rokusuke.
We'll continue this discussion after you get home and you'll tell me properly.
Make sure that you head straight home today.

Fuji：　っせーな　いいからとっとと帰れハゲ
・・・ったく・・・
Oh, shut it. It's fine so hurry up and go home, baldy.
Jeez...


Page 11
Fuji：　何やってんだよ　お前ら～
What are you doing!

Mimasaka：　こっちのセリフじゃボケーッ！
なんなんだあのトンデモ兄さんは
That's our line, idiot!
What's up with your ridiculous brother!

Fuji：　どういうことだか説明しろ
Explain what you mean by that.

Ashitaba：　お・・・お兄さんもだけど藤くんって一体どういう人なの・・・？
You...your brother too but just what kind of a person are you?

Fuji：　兄貴だけじゃねー　俺ん家は家族全員あんなだよ
正直引いたろ？
だから会いたくなかったし　会わせたくなかったんだよなー
Not just my brother but everyone at my house is like that.
It made you recoil, didn't it?
That why I didn't want you to meet him. I didn't want to let you.

Hades-sensei：　藤くんのご実家は何をされてるところなの・・・？
Is something going on at your house?

Fuji：　古くせーカビ生えそうな料亭だよ
山蔵は長男で跡取り息子だからあんな感じなの
そんでまあ一応気持ち悪りールールとかしきたりのある家なんだけど・・・
山蔵はとにかくマジメ一徹の石頭だから
俺がそれに従わねーのが気に食わねーんだろうな
なにかとウザイししつこいんだ
My house is this old fashioned place where it's like mold grows.
Sanzou's the first born son so he's going to inherit everything. You get that kind of impression from him?
And because of that, right now we have those awful rules and practices at my house.
At any rate, Sanzou's a serious, stubborn, hard-headed person.
He can't stand it when I don't follow the rules.
In one way or another, he's strict and persistent.

Hades-sensei：　アシタバくん　美作くん
ちょっと・・・
放課後２人だけで保健室まで来てくれる
Ashitaba-kun, Mimasaka-kun.
Come here a minute.
Can you two come to the infirmary after school?


Page 12
Hades-sensei：　藤くんはあんな性格だから口にこそ出さないけど・・・
内心お家のことをずいぶんきにしてると思うんだ
Fuji's got that kind of personality so he can't exactly talk about it.
I'm concerned about his what's on his mind when it comes to his family.

Mimasaka：　そーいやオレらもクラスの連中も
藤がどんなウチに住んでるか知ってるヤツはいねーな
Oh, yeah, we and everyone we know
Don't know anything about what kind of house he lives in.

Hades-sensei：　藤くんは・・・他人から評価に左右されない たくましい子だけど
お家のことが関わる時だけは
「こんな家に住んでいることが恥ずかしい」
みたいな感情が表に出てる
なんとかその思い込みを取り払ってあげられないと思うんだけどね・・・
Fuji...he doesn't let other people influence his opinions. He's a strong individual.
The one time I was concerned about his home...
"Living in that kind of house is embarrassing."
Was the kind of feeling that came out.
I wonder if we could somehow get over his worries...

Ashitaba：　いきなり押しかけて大丈夫ですかね
Is it really okay to intrude like this all of a sudden?

Hades-sensei：　うーん　どうだろう
最悪お菓子だけでも渡して帰ろう
えっと・・・
この角を曲がって・・・
Hmm, I don't know...
At worst, we can give his family the snacks and go home.
Hmm...
Turn at this corner...


Page 13
Hades-sensei：　「真っ先に目を奪われる建物が藤くんのお家です」才崎美徳
"The first building that catches your eye is Fuji-kun's home." Saizaki Minori.

Ashitaba and Mimasaka：　えっ・・・
えっ・・・
えええええええええええ
Eh...
Eh...
Ehhhhhhh!

Mimasaka：　なっにが「カビ生えそうな料亭」だよあいつ・・・
メチャクチャ金持ちじゃねーか
ど・・・どうしよう　この菓子折り３千円だよ・・・
What the hell was with "my house is this old fashioned place where it's like mold grows"?
Is he ridiculously rich?
Wh...what should we do? This box of cakes was 3000 yen...

Sanzou：　あれは・・・
That's...


Page 14
Fuji：　なっ・・・
んで来ちゃうんだよお前らーっ！
Wh...
What the hell did you come here for!

Mimasaka：　オマエなあこんな豪邸に住んでんだったらさっさと言えよ
ところで晩メシ食って帰っていいか
If you lived in such a mansion, you should have told us.
By the way, is it okay if we eat dinner and go home?

Ashitaba：　す・・・凄いんだね　藤くん家って・・・
なんか社会科見学に来たみたいだよ
A...amazing...your house, I mean.
It's like going on a social studies field trip.

Fuji：　アシタバか先生こいつらここまで連れて来たのは
どういうつもりだよ！
What you mean
By bringing these guys all the way here?

Hades-sensei：　今回のことで藤くんがお兄さんに叱られるのは一応僕にも責任があるからね
何かフォローできないかと思って・・・
あ　これつまらないものだけど
The time I let you get scolded by your older brother was my fault.
I thought if I didn't follow up with something...
Ah, it's just a small little something, though...

Mimasaka：　つーかおめートモダチが遊びに来てんだから茶くらい出せよ
I mean, your friends came by to see you so you should bring out some tea or something.

Hades-sensei：　あっ僕手伝おうか？
Ah, I could help?

Fuji：　いっ・・・いらねーよ
つーか悪いこと言わねーから山蔵が来るが前に帰ってくれ
ウチがやべーのはここからなんだって
I...I don't need you to...
I mean, I hate to say it but...get out of here before Sanzou comes.
Cause things will get bad around here.


Page 15
Fuji：　ってぇ！
Teh!

Sanzou：　折角いらしてくださった　お客様に帰れとは何事だ
申し訳ありません皆様
用こそお越しくださいました
案ずるな
お客様に失礼な真似はしない
皆様ご入邸の前にひとつ・・・
この板をお持ちいただけますか
お手をわずらわせて申し訳ございませんが
なにとぞお手元からお離しになられぬよう
They came all the way here. What do you mean by telling guests to go home?
I am very sorry, everyone.
Don't worry.
I would never offend guests.
Everyone, before you enter, there's just one thing...
Could you hold this board?
I am sorry to bother you with this but
I beg you, make sure you don't take your hands off it.

Hades-sensei：　普通の板ではないということですか？
Is it not an normal board?

Mimasaka：　なんでこんなモンが必要なんだよ
Why do we need something like this?

Sanzou：　お客様が死んでしまわれぬようにです
では・・・参りましょうか
It is so that you do not die.
Well, then...shall we go?

Fuji：　俺　一応忠告したからな
知らねーぞ！
All you did was warn them.
They don't know!


Page 16
Ashitaba：　ね・・・ねえ　藤くん！
He...hey, Fuji-kun.

Fuji：　ん？
Hmm?

Ashitaba：　さっき・・・お兄さんが言ってた「死ぬかも」ってどういう意味・・・？
A little while ago...what did your brother mean when he said "you'd probably die"?

Fuji：　ああ
例えばだなあ・・・
なあ先生これ開けるぞ
Ahh...
Well, for example...
Hey, sensei, I'm gonna open this up.

Hades-sensei：　勿論どうぞ
Of course, go ahead.

Fuji：　ウチでこういう包装をザツに破いて開けたり
あまつさえポイ捨てしたりするとだな・・・
あ！　これ俺が好きなヤツじゃん
先生よく覚えてたな
Here, when you tear and open up this kind of wrapping...
And when you do stuff like litter...
Ah! This is my favorite kind.
Sensei, you really remembered.


Page 17
Fuji：　・・・ってな具合で仕掛けが作動する　仕組みになってる
作動条件は
「行儀の悪いことをすること」
お前ら　さっきよくわかんねー板渡されただろ
それ　多分持ってる奴を攻撃の対象から外す　役割を果たすから絶対なくすなよ
俺はなれてるから避けれるけど・・・
これ・・・侵入者用のワナも兼ねてるけど
実のところは藤家要人お行儀養成プログラムなんだよ
食う？
・・・俺が帰れって言った意味わかったろ？
いいぞ　帰っても
正直ドン引きだろこんな家
In this situation, the mechanism is running. The mechanism is put into place.
The operating requirements are
"Don't act badly."
That's why we handed you that board you didn't understand anything about.
It'll probably miss anyone who holds it as targets of attack. It's going to carry out its role so don't lose it.
I've gotten used to it so I can avoid it.
It's even used as a trap for intruders.
To be honest, it's a behavior training program for important people in the Fuji household.
Want some?
Now do you get why I told you to go home?
It's fine if you want to.
This place always drives visitors off.
[T/N: Literally, he says it's a "house that drives off those around them".]


Page 18
Hades-sensei：　せっかくだし　ご両親にごあいさつして行きたいなあ・・・
We came all this way. I wanted to come and greet both your parents.

Ashitaba：　藤くんの部屋ってどんな感じなの？
What kind of room do you have?

Mimasaka：　オレは超高級和懐石を食うまで帰らねーぞ！
Until I get to eat a super high-class snack, I ain't going anywhere.

Fuji：　迷惑な客・・・
勝手にしろ
じゃ　ここ好きに使っててくれ
ちょっと待ってろ
一番　高い菓子かっぱらって来てやる
You're such annoying guests.
Do whatever you want.
I like using this room.
Wait just a minute.
I'll go swipe the most expensive snack I can.

Ashitaba：　えっ？
いいの？　そんなことして・・・
Huh?
Is it okay to do that...?

Fuji：　いいんだよ　いい気味だから
It's fine. It would serve him right.


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Old lady：　麓ぼっちゃんなにかいい事でもあったんですか
ずいぶんごきげんですねえ
Roku-bocchan, did something good happen?
You're in an awfully good mood.

Fuji：　そ・・・そうかな
お婆　それより後で桂の間にお茶持ってきてよ
先生と友達来てんだ
Oh...oh, really?
More importantly, obaa, can you bring some tea afterward to the katsura room?
[T/N: A katsura is a Japanese tree.]
My sensei and friends are here.

Old lady：　あらまあそうでしたか
あ・・・
ぼっちゃん少しお時間ありますでしょうか
Oh, my, is that so?
Ah...
Bocchan, do you have a few minutes?

Fuji：　あんまりないけど・・・何？
Not exactly...what is it?

Old lady：　今朝　これが届きましてね
お婆はうれしくて　もう・・・
ちょっと気が早いですけど
よかったら　少し羽織ってみていただけませんかねえ
This was delivered this morning.
I was so happy...
It's a little hasty but...
If you would like, maybe you could try putting it on for a little while?

Fuji：　これ・・・って・・・
This...is...

Mimasaka：　しかし遅せーな藤のヤツ
But he's so frickin' slow.

Hades-sensei：　またお兄さんとケンカしてなきゃいいけど・・・
I hope he didn't get into another fight with his brother.